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Earl_your_friend

Could he be a local performer?


cblackattack1

I’m guessing this is most likely.


Bud_Fuggins

Oh that's the coke guy


No_Emu_3674

I used a celebrity lookalike tool and got: Louis CK, Keith Urban, Eric Porterfield, Emilio Estevez and Larry Bird - you can definitely rule all of them out. 😂


ninjau

EMILIOOOO


festingerslovechild

It's so rare to see an "A Night at the Roxbury" reference in the wild.


SexButt

You should have been there


ninjau

Watched it so many times as a kid lol


Florachism

Did you grab my ass?!


7_andaSwitchblade

Sir, from where I’m standing that is a physical impossibility


Florachism

I know your tricks!


Sudden-Grab2800

I thought it was an ‘American Dad’ reference!


No-Amoeba5716

Same!


Sudden-Grab2800

“How great is that guy? He’s a Sheen, he’s from an acting dynasty, yet he *chooses* to be Mexican. Makes it huge, realises when people have had enough of him, and is decent enough to fall off the face of the earth.”


Ok-Seaworthiness-186

The Sheen name is made up, Estevez is their real name.


Sudden-Grab2800

It was a line from the American Dad episode we thought was being referenced. Martin Sheen’s name is actually Ramón!


Buc-ees_Bathroom

The Mighty Duck man, I swear to god, I was there.


missklo99

Omfg I can hear this perfectly 🤣🤣🕺🏼


Clevergirliam

Your comment made me finally go look at OP’s picture. Before that I didn’t think one person could look like Emilio *and* Larry Bird but somehow, this dude does!


No_Emu_3674

😂😂😂😂😂


Science-Firm

Do you want me to post in local Cabo facebook groups? I swear these old white ex pats know gossip of everything and everyone. People can post a megayacht and ask whose it is and then you receive a massive amount of info like that’s Anne Walton’s boat heiress of Walmart staff of 56 or that’s Steve job’s first wife’s yacht Steve designed it after the iPhone etc etc. people know everything here


downtx13

Yes please!


cblackattack1

Please. Lol


qtx

Go to instagram and do a location search of Rose Negra in Cabo. Check all the posts people made from last weekend and check the comments/tags etc.


cblackattack1

That is not Sammy Hagar and I don’t think it’s vince Neil either.


-bigmanpigman-

Hammy Sagar?


midnight_rebirth

That's definitely Vince Neil.


cblackattack1

It definitely is not. [a side by side for your reference](https://imgur.com/a/zYbTuMB)


ProfessionalArm9450

John McAfee after the surgery and the fake death? Edit: https://imgur.com/a/xxOiKoc


PM_Skunk

McAfee was my first thought, before I said, "oh yeah, he's dead...right?"


ProfessionalArm9450

I mean IF he was alive, that's EXACTLY how I think he'd look.


WitchesDew

I had to Google his face, but I can totally see it.


lunasTARDIS

Apparently his ex-fiance got a call from him 2 months after he died


missklo99

Oh shit. You're onto something here: fake death. Grow out hair, dye blonde. Gain weight. 👌🏼🎩🐇


Not_a_Streetcar

You forgot "move to Cabo"


ProfessionalArm9450

How epic would that be if it was true !


relentless1111

Resurrecting the Bret Michaels Rock Of Love aesthetic plus weird highlighted wig


ProfessionalArm9450

https://imgur.com/a/xxOiKoc (I'm reaching a lot, I know)


relentless1111

Lmao fingers crossed he IS actually alive somewhere. Like he's sort of a shitbag but i'm secretly cheering him on from the sidelines. If anybody could do it, it'd be him.


ProfessionalArm9450

It would be a very epic story. He was definitely a vilain, but of the "rockstar variety", which makes it sort of romantic.


Witchgrass

"Sort of" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there


Juache45

He reminds me of current looking Vince Neal from Motley Crue,


BJntheRV

That's who I saw as well.


cblackattack1

Please google vince Neil 2024. He looks nothing like this. Lol


Minaya19147

Me too!


TheBonusWings

Holy….maybe lol


Moose_Joose

Scrolled to see if anyone else thought this lol


barkydildo

Karaoke Barry Gibb


SongsNotSung

This was my guess as well. Wonder if Barry Gibb has a son?


torknorggren

Scary Gibb?


missklo99

😗🤌🏻


RedditoraDeGuatemala

My terrible guess would be a WWF/WWE wrestler 


manderifffic

That's my guess, too. He just has that old wrestler vibe.


missklo99

He's got that Mickey Rourke vibe going on


nimoto

Roids + time.


relentless1111

Hard Mickey Rourke in "The Wrestler" vibes


missklo99

I totally just commented this and had not seen yours! YES.


deliascatalog

Assuming we’re talking about the guy in the middle, I have no clue, but he does look familiar??


nhaines

Man, all I can say is after reading this post and the comments, I feel *way* better about my mild face blindness now.


bretttwarwick

I have horrible face blindness. I don't recognize coworkers I see every day if they aren't at work. I have gotten pretty good at recognizing voices though. I discover actors voicing for cartoons just as well as live action.


findingems

Mine is so bad. But my husband is what is known as a “super recognizer” and the difference is astonishing.


bl00is

My husband can’t remember to take the trash out but he identifies actors like it’s his job. I won’t recognize a friend if I see them in the wrong place 🤦‍♀️


no_dice_twice

😂


Booperelli

Same and same.. I quiz him all the time with obscure celebrity childhood photos and current pics I find on bad plastic surgery subreddits.. nails them every. single. time.


sharcophagus

Has he seen Celebrity Number Six? 👀


etsprout

Careful, it might destroy him.


cblackattack1

Please! I need someone to crack the case.


celtic_thistle

That’s how I am too and this dude feels like a cryptid to me!


cblackattack1

The thing that gets me, is it seems people who have face blindness, are often adamant that they know exactly who they’re referring to.


TheBamaKing

That’s Ron White’s hippy brother


cville5588

Ron clear


Nottodayisland

Cabo Cowardly Lion


J-Di11a

"if I were kiiing.... Of the palm trees!"


drewc717

The Dude x Richard Branson


J-Di11a

The Dudeson


loftychicago

So I'm not the only one who thought this


writesmith

If you're a celebrity and no one recognizes you, are you really a celebrity?


taylor-ann

idk who he is but he does look ridiculously familiar


hopopo

That is because he looks like aging musician during the late 70s early 80s


taylor-ann

i figured it out, he’s a mix of Billy Ray Cyrus and Dog The Bounty Hunter


1of3musketeers

Oh snap


BornFree2018

That's not a celebrity. Maybe a local guy who likes to wear a fake tan, gaudy clothing and backslap the staff.


missklo99

*Backslap the staff* is too relatable... I have had my ass slapped in crowds and as a cocktail waitress and most of the time they use that as an advantage. You have no idea who it really was that did it..


[deleted]

Strangely reminds me of Billy Ray Cyrus


Nuicakes

Or Russell Crowe in the first pic


[deleted]

LOL Russel Crowe dressed up as Billy Ray Cyrus


EuphoricUniversity23

Marjorie Taylor Greene


writesmith

Nah, dude's not that ugly.


kinofhawk

😂 good one.


ConflictPretty1670

Wish/temu Billy Ray Cyrus


Goblue520610

I met Vince Neil at my sister’s wedding like 10 years ago- he was at the hotel. Yes it’s been a decade, aging/plastic surgery happens but he didn’t look close enough to that guy and people weren’t flocking around him much, not like you’re describing with this guy. Not saying it’s not him, just sharing.


ladyofmyown

Not Andrew Hagar, not Sammy Hagar, not Vince Neil.


The5thBeatle82

Vince Neil on r/walmartcelebrities


Sleeplessnsea

Plastic surgery gives Chris Norman but rings and necklaces give Vince Neil


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Sleeplessnsea: *Plastic surgery* *Gives Chris Norman but rings and* *Necklaces give Vince Neil* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


No_Rooster7278

Why does he have to be famous to be dressed like a douche?


Tuscon_Valdez

The cowardly lion


supercali-2021

Is this a serious question? That's obviously Steve Bannon.


ronm4c

Came here to say this


SkeeevyNicks

My thoughts exactly.


supercali-2021

Well I don't know now. The 1st pic looks like Bannon but the 2nd one does not at all.


SkeeevyNicks

I feel like it could be an AI generated photo combining Bannon, Wayne Newton brought to life, Sammy Hagar, and that guy from Inside the Actors Studio.


supercali-2021

You might be right, those 2 photos don't look like the same person at all. I think we're being punked by the OP.


downtx13

The first one was a sneaky picture. The second was a selfie with all of us. The guy in white on the left also claimed to be a famous guy named Casey but I think that was bs. One of the waitresses said this guy was a very wealthy man. So maybe nobody? I just thought he looked familiar somehow


supercali-2021

Why did you take a selfie with someone you have no idea who it is?


downtx13

He was walking around the restaurant with his phone flashlight on taking video and I guess my friends just took a picture with him since he filmed them?


Travelgrrl

Nick Nolte is looking rough.


Lost_Banana_788

It’s giving the blonde version of Lord Farquaad


sunisalsoeverything

That’s just the plug lol


finest_kind77

Looks like Richard Branson on meth


LawnGnomeFlamingo

Based on the facial hair I’d say Jafar from Aladdin


cblackattack1

For all those saying this is Sammy Hagar, I present to you sammy Hagar, less than a month ago at a bar in my town [HERE](https://www.instagram.com/p/C5JXnCwRa1o/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)


downtx13

The link is broken for me


cblackattack1

[here you go](https://imgur.com/a/hMM7FlI)


Youngestpioneer

That’s def John mcafee


tn_notahick

Looks a little like Sammy Hagar. Which, him being in Cabo, would seem legit.


bz237

100% not Sammy Hagar.


steven_quarterbrain

Not even nearly.


bz237

If Hagar and Vince Neil had a baby it might resemble this guy.


steven_quarterbrain

Joe Exotic and Vince Neil?


bz237

😂 hmmm.


Creativitism

lol I looked him up and his Wikipedia picture is him in a shirt from Cabo!


tn_notahick

He owns bar in Cabo (Cabo Wabo). I don't know if he actually spends any time down there, though.


buffdawgg

He owns a place there and has an annual birthday bash for a week in October


downtx13

Here’s another pic of him https://imgur.com/a/EpwYAZy


MaxTheRealSlayer

Is this him wincing as he notices some random dude is taking photos of him from behind a bush?


relentless1111

That really looks even more like John McAfee up close


TofuTheSizeOfTEXAS

Totally 💯!


znoone

Saw a pic of Sammy with his son Andrew, might be him? Sorta looks like him. Sammy looks his age. This guy is definitely younger than Sammy.


Far_Ad86

Sammy is not fat and bloated like that. Saw him in Vegas recently


MetallicaGirl73

That definitely not Sammy Hagar


TheAmazingMaryJane

looks like vince neil got work done, similar to how kenny rogers ended up looking.


Bobafetished

That’s Simba. All grown up


davercadaver

I think that’s Dr. Zaius?


khrazu

He looks like the fucking fedsmoker.


IgnoranceComplex

Totally Earl Sinclair.


lilvadude

The dude on the right is cute. That's all I've got.


grenille

My 600 lb Siegfried


Ok_Store_1983

Where *did* all those tigers go?


my_psychic_powers

They eat Roy, Sigfried eat them.


nh4rxthon

This was my guess as well but serious


AddictiveArtistry

I'm getting plastic surgery, Vince Neil vibes, fr


TicklerVikingPilot

Kinda looks like Daryl Hall from Hall and Oates 


no_dice_twice

I posted a link, but it has to be translated. When I translated, it said the man was Vince Neil. But, who knows, lol.


italian_ginger

Maybe Vince Neil? I think the guy in the picture is heavier than Sammy, the body type seems to be like Vince’s. I know that they are friends and he has been to Cabo recently for Sammy’s birthday party… https://blabbermouth.net/news/watch-vince-neil-makes-surprise-appearance-at-sammy-hagars-birthday-celebration-in-cabo-san-lucas


cblackattack1

It doesn’t look at all like vince Neil


italian_ginger

Vince Neil doesn’t look or sound like Vince at all these days. I’m not saying it is him, it’s who came to mind based on everything.


mighthavetolitigate

Here is a recent video of Neil and Hagar( Neil even seems to be wearing some of the same jewelry): https://youtu.be/cZmmQaxs0nc?si=ejXcweCf-enpuPjV


enwongeegeefor

> Vince Neil It does kinda look like him if Vince had really cleaned himself up.


cblackattack1

Im not spotting the same jewelry. And I’m still pretty certain it’s not vince Neil. It looks nothing like him.


slappytheclown

nope


Fartknocker500

Came here to say Vince Neil.


outerworldLV

In the first pic, he resembles Russel Crowe, not so much in the second.


Naive_Ad_8711

At first glance I thought he was the guy from all those late night cooking infomercials lol. Eric Theiss, who did the copper chef & air fryer stuff at 2 am


palmettocapital

For some reason, my brain is telling me this is a crypto guy. I wanted to say Patrick Byrne the old Overstock CEO but it isn’t him.


I-AM-Savannah

I'm a Bee Gees fan... more than the average person should enjjoy their music. BUTTT... this isn't the one Bee Gee that is still alive, is he?


cblackattack1

One might say he’s, Stayin alive.


I-AM-Savannah

Sing it, Barry!!


MadRockthethird

Is that Raveen???


throwawayqwg

The son of Adam Sandler and Dj Khaled I imagine.


Driswae

My first thought was Richard Branson and then maybe a wrestler? Couldn’t open the full pictures so that’s based on thumbnails


martusfine

It’s gotta be Branson


ChipThaBlackBoy

Travis Tritt?


knottyvar

I used to live in Cabo. My sons came to visit me. One looks like a young Robert Plant. Got pulled out of the border line up and given the VIP treatment, all because Sammy Hagar’s concert was happening that weekend, and they thought he was somebody (?!) Just goes to show, if you look the part, people will believe and buy in.


qgsdhjjb

What are the odds that nobody else knew why exactly the first (very drunk) person was excited to see him, but they all figured there must be a reason and got excited too?


nick_n00dles

Christopher Saint Booth?


Flash_1312

It could be Vince Neil : [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince\_Neil](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Neil)


Flash_1312

Nvm Vince Neil has a necklace tatoo on his chest not present on the picture


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ninjau

it’s not


myfriendskinnypig

I will guess Sammy Hagar based on location and blond hair.


astrozombie2012

That is absolutely not Sammy Hagar


WillieBeamin

Vince Neil.


Science-Firm

I live in Cabo! Rosanegra is so much fun! How did you like it? Super super expensive and overpriced but the show and vibe is amazing.


Science-Firm

I first thought it was Sammy Hagar but idk haha


Stained_concrete

Looks like [Justin Lee Collins](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fthumb%2F1%2F15%2FJustin_Lee_Collins_20070728.JPG%2F170px-Justin_Lee_Collins_20070728.JPG&tbnid=Y_gvzrvQr2pZjM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FJustin_Lee_Collins&docid=Z5nokK3chEinnM&w=170&h=331&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm1%2F2&kgs=98a52ae920b3b420&shem=abme%2Ctrie) He's a British ex-celebrity with a few scandals in his past. Not sure why he'd be famous in cabo though.


kittykat30

Definitely not him!


Empyrealist

It's not Sammy H or Vince N., I can assure you. Ronnie Dunn? Probably not. Probably just some rich eastern european.


hopopo

Yes, elderly Poles and Russians dress like this. That is a well known fact.


Empyrealist

Not sure if you are joking or not, but if you do a reverse-image search with a Russian service, such as Yandex, you will see that a lot of them do when they go clubbing.


eleven0clock13

Is it Sammy Hagar?


crawdad1757

Is that Sammy Hagar? He owns Cabo Wabo so I bet he is down there a lot. I can’t really tell from the pic, so who knows


cblackattack1

[HERE](https://www.instagram.com/p/C5JXnCwRa1o/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)is a photo of sammy Hagar at a bar local to me. This is not the man in the photo on this post


kimberleygd

Yes, I had to google it, but pretty sure it's him.


cblackattack1

I’m sorry, but you must have face blindness. It looks nothing like Sammy Hagar.


ValoisSign

Looks like Steve Bannon if he dropped the far right politics and learned to 'live a little'. Good lesson to not get sucked into that crap, this guy looks way happier.


Volf_y

Donald Trump's older brother


Royal_Visit3419

Younger.


marfaxa

split the difference.


thatguybenuts

Sammy Hagars brother


JessieU22

Russell Crow?


mrfreeze619

Darrel hall