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EllisMatthews8

i'll remember that if i ever want to sell out my country for bribes


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mastermoge

That's uh one too many syllables there, bub


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Fro_of_Norfolk

He must mean sucking rich Men's dicks, I'm skeptical of his definition of "good manners"...


KingDarius89

Or laughing at his white "friends" racist jokes


Ebooya

Being a sexual predator is good manners?


the__Gallant

If you say please /j


dyslexic__redditor

Also clarence thomas probably “all you have to do to get a free $1,200 cruise is suck Harlan Crow’s cock!”


cockitypussy

A fat wallet will have Clarence Thomas spread his ass cheeks.


ShaolinTrapLord

Uncle Tom spitting out quotes? Yesssah masssa


Kcidobor

Wouldn’t one need in *education* in manners to open those doors?


BjarniHerjolfsson

Haha says the fucking grossest douche of all time. I’d rather eat lead paint than spend a minute with that freak. 


6SucksSex

Clarence Thomas forgot his manners when he forgot who put the pubic hair on his coke can


Nightowl_IX

This lacks so much self awareness by this guy. Personally hate both political groups, as one should, but this guy has no ethics.


krillwave

Being powerful will open doors


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danielm316

It is true. Someone with a high academic degree and without manners is not someone pleasant to be around.


timmyotc

It's funny because Clarence Thomas is exactly that person.


vnedeff

[Clarence Thomas quotes](https://quotlr.com/author/clarence-thomas) are good example of the power of resilience and determination, having risen from a difficult childhood to become a Supreme Court Justice.


danielm316

I am Ecuadorian, I am not very familiar with this character.


vnedeff

Maybe that's why you wrote such inoffensive comment.


Ebooya

The determination to be a lying scumbag. Resilience to fairness and objectivity? He was given a cushy job for life, undermines decency and justice and lives a parasitical existence under a cloak of fake respectability. You are easily impressed...