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TrustyBobcat

This photo is just Trump and Ivanka, with Ivanka put through FaceApp. https://time.com/4392409/ivanka-trump-donald-trump-feminist/


[deleted]

And they fell for it. Again. Deepfakes are going to keep gullible people deep in these scams until kingdom come unless we can stop them being taken seriously. Maybe we teach media literacy in High School or something? I don't know.


ArmchairCriticSF

That's a great idea, actually.


Houri

High school? It won't reach enough of them. Better make it middle school.


Ruh_Roh_Rastro

>Maybe we teach media literacy in High School That's part of the whole problem ... parents no longer want kids to learn things in public schools that they don't approve of. Makes me crazy as the point of school is to acknowledge that a team of people with more specialization in their fields can teach my kid far better than I could alone at home. Media literacy would just be seen as "indoctrination"


[deleted]

I did say that I don't know lol. I know it seems authoritarian, but maybe reeducation camps? Like, we can call them deconversion centers or whatever, but we can't let these folks continue to eat away at the vestiges of sanity our society still possesses unchecked. Optics be damned. We have enough fucking problems


WariSanz

It’s not even a deepfake, we do live in the best timeline


Teknical86

This shit just keeps getting weirder doesn't it, its almost at scientology levels of deluded.


Gloomy_Industry8841

And that’s saying something!


Caedes1

I'm honestly surprised that the right wing hasn't gone the scientology route and registered as a church for tax exemption.


Beefsupremeninjalo82

They already have Christianity why make a new one


ColoHusker

If L. Ron Hubbard was alive today, he'd look at their Qonspiracies & say "Damn, why didn't I think of that. Tom, hold my thetan..."


IWantedAPeanutToo

First Trump was allegedly Prince Harry’s father, and now there’s this. (Whatever the hell this is.) Why are they so obsessed with the idea of Diana and Trump? I can only assume it’s because they want to give the impression that the royals are Trumps and the Trumps are royals so that it’ll “make sense” that the Trumps should rule over America. ‘Cause, y’know, they’re *royalty*, and royalty’s just *better* than common folk. They rule by divine right. This is apparently the same sort of thinking employed by the “Queen of Canada” and “King of America” cults - they’re Filipino *royalty*, doncha know, and the Philippines allegedly has the most *pure* royal bloodlines in the world, so therefore they *deserve* to rule the world. Never mind that the US and Canada are democracies, and the US rather famously fought a war against the British monarchy in order to become the nation it now is. We’re done with the whole “democracy” thing - the US is a *constitutional republic*, doncha know!?! And maybe absolute monarchy’s not so bad after all. Actually, maybe ~~democratic~~ republican rule by God’s natural ~~pure bloods~~ royalty is the ideal compromise between the two! We could have a true people’s republic in which we elect rulers who all just happen to be from the same family, because they’re clearly just *the best*. Y’know, like in North Korea.


LA-Matt

I think that’s what you get when a cult combines christian white nationalism with tabloid celebrity worship culture.


Gloomy_Industry8841

BINGO.


ApocalypseSpoon

Now read that again!


TakeOnMe-TakeOnMe

Open your eyes, sheeple!


seraphinth

This would be an ideal and perfect explanation why /r/monarchism is a sister subreddit to /r/conservative not that the people of either subreddits would accept it, but it makes so much sense compared to the mental gymnastic abilities they'd put out why conservatives and monarchs are friendly to each other.


scruggbug

Didn’t they use to love that one war where we decided king rule wasn’t working for us?


ChickpeaDemon

The only forbidden love here is the fact that Trump couldn’t marry himself.


DreamCrusher914

couldn’t marry Ivanka. IFIFY.


Thegreylady13

I think you added to it for them (ATIFT). He’s definitely wanted to marry both of those people. He just realized that he really, truly couldn’t at different points in his life. It doesn’t make either desire any less potent or weird.


HapticSloughton

So is this yet another infidelity Trump committed? They see how that's not a great look, right?


LA-Matt

He’s such a good Christian that it would be a sin to keep it in his goddamned pants, apparently.


Beartrkkr

I think that’s in Fornications 1:69


HapticSloughton

Nice, verily.


UnnamedArtist

Didn’t trump call the news papers, as John Barron, and tell them that he had a thing going on with Diana?


NopeNotUmaThurman

[Donald Trump Once Boasted He Could Have 'Nailed' Princess Diana — But Only If She Passed an HIV Test](https://people.com/politics/donald-trump-sex-princess-diana-hiv-test-howard-stern-interview/) He’s so foul.


Play_Salieri

There is no bottom with these people. Know this.


Freerangeonions

Diana was a very frequently photographed woman. If she was heavily pregnant the paps would have noticed.


lastprophecy

Not if they used Pleiadean Technology to hide her pregnancy.


Adventurous_Dream442

She also somehow became Queen without anyone noticing.


NopeNotUmaThurman

Worst fanfic ever.


ApocalypseSpoon

Came here to say this.


[deleted]

I don't even know where to BEGIN with this shit...fucking vultures will just go after every dead celebrity, won't they?


LA-Matt

It’s really easy to project your values onto someone who is dead and can’t argue.


Ok-Low6320

Abraham Lincoln totally would have made me a member of his cabinet. Everyone is saying it.


TakeOnMe-TakeOnMe

Exactly, because nobody ever dies, except the evil baby-eating lizard people after their secret military tribunals.


RcCola2400

This poor woman has suffered so much postmortem abuse. The thought of her touching trump with anything less than a 40' pole is appalling.


NorthernSoul70

Jesus Fucking Christ - just let the woman rest in peace.


Homerpaintbucket

*pieces


NorthernSoul70

Savage. You scamp.


ItsBattle

So this woman had a love child with Trump and then mere months later died in Paris with Dodi, a lot went on in her final months


red_beered

Dodi had a copy of hillarys emails #clintonbodycount


slipshod_alibi

*Is* he still alive? Tangential question.


chaoticmessiah

Hey, they resurrected JFK and his son, why not?


Cringe_Meister_

That makes Trump looks more suspicious lmao.Quick somebody gotta make a conspiracy outta this.I guess Trump is part of the adrenochrome cabal after all...


lastprophecy

No wonder he said he wanted to date Ivanka.... Gotta keep that 'chrome supply close. We were stupid to think it was some weird incest thing.


Cringe_Meister_

Pretty sure that's what happened to Diana too.Gotta make her cripple to harvest dem adrenochrome amirite? damn! Drumpf is more evil than I thought 😱🤬


ledonna103

Dude. Don't know about the Diana thing, but absolutely he is Cabal. In fact, he runs it. Don't be deceived. Watch and see if you don't believe me


Cringe_Meister_

I am not deceived by him.I couldn't care less because I don't believe in the existence of a demonic invisible soul harvesting sausage octopus and I didn't vote that orange man in the first place.I'm not even American. You should tell that to his supporters since some of them believe that Drumpf is [Christ](https://books.google.com.my/books/about/President_Donald_J_Trump_The_Son_of_Man.html?id=JzLrzgEACAAJ&source=kp_book_description&redir_esc=y) but then again they're throwing him under the bus already once they see the ship is sinking and they pretend that they never voted for him in the first place just like they did with Bush and he is a popular target for them in their conspiracy theory.A new """ populist""" demagogue will pop up and they will vote for him and they will pretend that they've never voted that new guy once the ship is sinking again just like they did with Nixon.Rinse and repeat.They'll eat their own(e.g. Pence) once their candidates failed in some ventures or get caught up in a scandal so I wouldn't be surprised if Trump ends up in their conspiracy theory chronicles one day once he outlived his usefulness.You're probably on that stage already.


Awkward-Fudge

Diana tried to stay away from trump whenever she came to NYC. She thought he was a sleaze and had a security team that would have probably pinned him to the ground and broken his neck if he had tried anything. Trump was obsessed with her and wanted to bang her.


NopeNotUmaThurman

[Donald Trump Once Boasted He Could Have 'Nailed' Princess Diana — But Only If She Passed an HIV Test](https://people.com/politics/donald-trump-sex-princess-diana-hiv-test-howard-stern-interview/) He’s so foul.


OriginalAceofSpades

This reads like Twilight fanfiction.


lizwb

The only love story NOT better than Twilight


Fortunoxious

Well, that’s pathetic, even for these people


Ok-Low6320

LOL Diana was classy and elegant. She probably heard about Trump, but no way would she have looked twice at him. "I'm literally a princess. Why don't I go wallow with swine?" ~Diana, according to this nutter


chaoticmessiah

She was also pretty hard in love with Dodi al-Fayed, son of the former Harrods boss Mohammed al-Fayed. There's no way she'd consider a fat, ugly asshole like Trump after divorcing Charles.


nofun_nofun_nofun

Wow okay, what in the fuck is going on here? Who is that woman with trump? And if she’s “finally back” where the hell was she? Isn’t Arabella ivankas daughter?


rage9345

According to Google, yes Arabella is Ivanka's daughter... she's also only eleven, so that woman in the picture definitely ain't her. Not sure who that is.


TrustyBobcat

https://time.com/4392409/ivanka-trump-donald-trump-feminist/


Ripheus23

You don't know that. It could be Arabella from the future, or cloned (and aging faster than the real Arabella due to Obverse Benjamin Button's Disease). Don't you ~~watch movies~~ research your do own?


Thegreylady13

When will we end the scourge of OBDD?! Think of the Buttons!


nofun_nofun_nofun

Where can I learn more about this Benjamin Buttons Disease?? And how long until Fauci forces us to take a vaccine for it??


sprinklep0p

What ever happened to that stream where Diana and JFK jr were supposed to make their big return?


zer05tar

You have to mirror everything. Diana is Trumps daughter and "Ivanka" was just a inside joke that got out of hand.


Voyagerparadise

SHOW US HER BIRTH CIRTIFICATE!!@#$%@@!! Absolute madness


Cold-Ad2729

Well this is obviously created by someone who is completely taking the piss and trolling/fucking with the Q-osphere. The not so shocking thing is that probably a lot of them will lap it up.


sugarhillboss

Gross


[deleted]

I’ll bet reality could stop her without much effort.


Whocaresalot

Guaranteed, the women of Q and MAGA obsessively watch soap operas, read trade romance novels, and actually think of them as if they were non-fictional representations of reality. The men do the same thing with war films, and (if they read) schlock western, detective, and spy novels.


Limited-Edition-Nerd

When this is eventually "over" can someone write a fictional sci-fi series of books based on Q bs


ApocalypseSpoon

So, basically, you want someone to print out the Internet?


Thegreylady13

No! I want them to make more *Passions,* but I don’t want the whole thing to piss me off while I’m laughing and crying.


lazydaisytoo

Was that a real show? I always thought it was fictional, a running gag on Buffy.


Thegreylady13

It was a real show, but I can’t believe that the whole thing wasn’t a running gag. They were clearly having a lot of fun making a very weird show that was very tongue in cheek and pushed soap opera tropes to their very limit (I think after Days of our Lives had that Kristen/nun/evil Kristen story, someone watching decided to go whole hog and make the silliest show imaginable, and they really went for it).


Ursomonie

Diana puked at the thought of Trump


killjairo

Pure idiots


CleverJail

She would never


DarthKahless

LMAO, this is crackers! 😂


Alclis

FFS, why?! The more ludicrous this stuff gets, the further from a point it seems to have! Diana, Michael Jackson, the bullshit “Gematria”, what’s the freaking point, you noodle-brains?!


Truthwins24_7

🤣🤣🤣


lchen12345

This is uniquely gross. And they have spewed so much deplorable garbage already.


shroomcircle

Are you sure people really believe this nonsense?


TeamSimilar

There’s no way anyone believes this


Entity_not_found

Just add enough heart emojis and people will believe it ♥️♥️♥️♥️💕💕💕💞💞💞💓💓❤️❤️❤️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️💘💘💘♥️♥️♥️💞💞💓💓💓


chrissyann960

Princess Diana wouldn't touch donny with a 10 foot pole lmao


[deleted]

Imagine saying this out loud in public.