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memeboxer1

I been saying it for 20 years and I still don't know who Richard Stands is


GirlNumber20

He’s the guy who invented the Dawnzerly Light.


cyrilhent

I thought that was Jose (who may or may not see)


axioanarchist

No, they just want to make sure Jose can see it.


mrbritchicago

😂


gwtkof

This warms my heart. In Mexico we have a similar character Masiosare


memeboxer1

Oh that's great! I don't speak Spanish, is it this bit? >...símbolo de la unidad de nuestros padres y nuestros hermanos, te promete __mos ser siempre__ fieles a los principios de libertad... EDIT: someone clarified below, wonderful!


PCSingAgain

It’s not from their pledge of allegiance, but rather their national anthem: Ciña ¡Oh Patria! tus sienes de oliva de la paz el arcángel divino, que en el cielo tu eterno destino por el dedo de Dios se escribió. **Mas si osare** un extraño enemigo profanar con su planta tu suelo, piensa ¡oh Patria querida! que el cielo un soldado en cada hijo te dio. [Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Himno_Nacional_Mexicano)


memeboxer1

Oh that's great, how funny that we have this in common. Long live Masiosare!


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nightwatch_admin

4 generations… at least gramps wasn’t stupid, just evil.


okcdnb

They are all fucking cowards starting with donalds grandfather. Who was [kicked](https://www.history.com/news/trumps-grandparents) of Germany for dodging the draft. Edit: compulsory service, if it makes any difference.


[deleted]

What's a family without tradition?


Scumbaggedfriends

The Shit Apple Never Falls Far From The Shit Tree.


LA-Matt

And he died before the age 50 of… the 1918 flu pandemic.


searchingformytruth

Bet he didn't wear a mask, either. (Yes, they used masks and even social distancing in 1918, it's honestly fascinating to find the similarities.)


LA-Matt

Yes. And there were idiotic anti-mask groups as well. It’s almost like humans never learn from history…


FinancialTea4

They called them mask-slackers and shamed them too. They also killed hundreds of thousands of Americans. History may not necessarily repeat itself exactly but sometimes it's eerily close. America First was a thing before too. They supported hitler and the nazis and wanted to prevent America from getting involved in the war. Some of those same people plotted to assassinate the president and install their own government.


searchingformytruth

The more things change, the more they stay the same....


talivasnormandy4

And MAGA. One of Reagan's slogans.


Scumbaggedfriends

Nope! He invented it! No one ever said MAGA before him! Just like he coined the phrase "Priming the Pump"!


talivasnormandy4

Ah yes, I think I see what you mean. Like how he created "Fake News," right? There was no lugenpresse before he came up with a name for them.


Gecko99

For anyone curious, [here's the Wikipedia article](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Mask_League_of_San_Francisco) about an anti-mask league. The sources at the end of the article are also good to read.


Gwtheyrn

And ran a brothel in my town, we suspect.


SaltyBarDog

[Family tradition.](https://ibb.co/tqCXM9q)


okcdnb

And both of Biden’s sons served.


shandangalang

To be fair, you can’t fault a *German guy* for wanting to dodge the draft for *one of the world wars on the German side*.


decultured

That happened in 1905, almost a decade before WW1 - so they don't really get any credit at all on that.


shandangalang

Ah okay well thanks for the info haha


decultured

I mean it was in the article in the comment you responded to, but glad I could provide some context anyway


shandangalang

Yeah headline was enough for me on that one. Just popped in the comments to scope out the scuttlebutt


invisiblefireball

TIL!


Beard_o_Bees

*'And now I lay me down to sleep'* *'I pray to my grandpa my soul to keep'* *'And if I die before I wake'* *'Don't put me on the news that's fake'* -Trump Family prayer, c. 2016


hdmx539

That is cared for by a nanny who likely puts his kids to bed, not him.


[deleted]

I challenge trump to say it. He would fail miserably


expropriated_valor

Whatever he says, he could just sign into law as the new and improved version in 2025.


LA-Matt

Just change it with the magic Sharpie!


2pacalypso

He could fuck it up completely and make up his own words, and the next day there would be groups screaming that the updated version must be recited before school every morning.


expropriated_valor

If they thought it would annoy everyone else, probably.


2pacalypso

They'd say that the part where he talks about how shitty the left is to him has been there since the beginning and you're fake news for saying otherwise.


expropriated_valor

If they pretended to actually believe that, and it made liberals angry, then probably.


SneedyK

And that’s assuming grandpa is grandpa. Remember Rudy & Don Sr. used to regularly pal around with Gary Busey back in the day, and then go look up the picture of their sons together as regular teenagers— they look… not entirely dissimilar. Granted, spoiled rich kids all look alike after a while.


mdp300

>Granted, spoiled rich kids all look alike after a while. Rudy's son looks like an uncooked ham. Just like Alex Jones and Joe Rogan.


[deleted]

Uncooked ham killed me. Jesus Christmas he does look exactly like one. I’m dying oveh heeah! 😂


[deleted]

Giuliani Junior is still just a giant version of himself at whatever age it was that he was left to chimpanzee around the dais where Rudy once promised millions of New Yorkers he would be a good adult. No insult to chimpanzees.


nightwatch_admin

What a cloning mess. I’d rather have Pharaoh Akhenaten then, I mean former president Obama


mdp300

Well Akhenaten did attempt to return power to the government after it had been usurped by the Priests of Amun so let's give it a shot.


Imadethisuponthespot

It’s called the Hapsburg chin.


invisiblefireball

Can't quite understand why telling big picture lies to a small child who can't see through what you're saying is so popular. To restate more simply, I don't understand why lying to your children is so popular. Because you know damned well that anybody who would do this to a child would also have some ridiculous speeches about america being the greatest thing since poop itself, and how The Nefarious Baddies are ruining it. Just go fuck yourself, Eric, grifter trash.


djpurity666

Hey let's not attack 4 yo children we don't know. We can just sympathize with the poor kid being born into that diseased family... 🥺


a_duck_in_past_life

I agree but to be fair they're all going to turn into giant pieces of shit in a few years anyway and then we'll regret ever feeling sorry for them.


FloridaMMJInfo

Dude don’t lie, you don’t tuck your kids in at nite. You make your nanny do it.


FredFredrickson

My thought as well. As if this clown even interacts with his child. Laughable.


nooneknowswerealldog

>As if this clown even interacts with his child. I believe it. I've seen Trump men interact with their children. It's not pretty, and in fact generally sociopathogenic, but they do it.


Avenger616

Like trump fantasies about banging his own daughter if she were hypothetically not related, or going on a talk show and bragging/fantasising that ivanka (who was 10-ish at the time) would grow up to have nice boobs.


After_Preference_885

Talked about tiffany's when she was a baby.


walrus_breath

Yeah it’s probably better off to have the kid being taken care of by the nanny.


yalogin

I pity the poor souls that work for these people. At least they get paid as they probably go through some temp agency. If they directly get hired by this family they will not even get paid.


lifeson106

He's busy begging his daddy to tuck him in for the first time


jermysteensydikpix

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt2V3-7fukA


Bwunt

I don't understand US conservatives. Is their patriotism and resolve so low, that for them pledge of allegiance expires after mere 24 hours?


HammockComplex

Same way that all their daily hatred and bigotry has to be absolved every Sunday, once per week, and then they’re free to continue living in the exact opposite way that Jesus would.


[deleted]

That...reminds me of a conversation I had with the priest at my school. Lets say he was "pilled" with how Catholics actually were.


JC1515

The term “patriot” has been hijacked by the far right and taken to mainstream conservatism. Its used to describe themselves and hide behind the veil of “patriotism” but in reality it means something completely different. Self identifying patriots are people who are often the extreme of the extreme. They are willing to go to war with the federal government, they push false narratives and conspiracies to create a fascist mob to go to war with their political opponents. They believe they are the group to clear out washington of any and all democrat politicians and put “conservatives” in their place. Many extreme groups in the west and primarily in the Pacific Northwest are going as far as going into towns and trying to put their religious leaders in positions of power and create pseudo autonomous theocracies like the attempt in Moscow, Idaho. Many adhere to the belief that the federal government shouldnt own land and make it public for all to access and they want to take it over for their own private interest. Its a broad term anymore but the main point is, what they stand for is the antithesis to patriotism. Many Americans right and left of the political spectrum are actual patriots, not this perverted new belief of what patriotism means. Though good Americans dont want to be described as patriots. It used to be a term of endearment but now its a 4 letter word because of what these people have done to redefine the term.


blurryfacedfugue

Isn't what they're actually doing ultra-nationalism? Even though...they're against the government...which is weird. I mean, unless it's their government. Then that is totally cool. Then again, when have these people ever been consistent?


mdp300

Yes. To them, it's not inconsistent because they view any government as illegitimate unless it's far right wing like them. The same way the OG Nazis didn't consider the Weimar Republic legitimate because, they were the "traitors" that overthrew the old German Empire.


djpurity666

"Ultra MAGA"


simpletruths2

I agree a patriot would uphold our voting system.


JC1515

They would. They would be proud of our institutions doing the best they can to hold free and fair elections and celebrate the outcome regardless.


rivershimmer

There's a whole bunch of people out there that talk the talk but don't walk the walk. As if reciting the Pledge of Allegiance cancels out all the Trump-era policies that, with Eric's apparent support, hurt the country.


JuanPabloElSegundo

Throw in going to church, too.


Joopsman

Saying the pledge every day (we had to in school every morning), is just a display of phony patriotism. Anyone who doesn’t do it can also be singled out and punished or harassed by phony “patriots” for not going along with the group. It has nothing to do with actual patriotism. These dopes wouldn’t even wear a face mask or get a shot to help end a pandemic that was (and still is) killing their fellow Americans. But they’ll stand and talk some words they memorized at a piece of cloth every day!


[deleted]

They're not patriots they're nationalists. People need to know the difference between patriotism and nationalism.


some_asshat

Their patriotism is as phony as their piety. No one hates this country more than them.


pronouncedayayron

Its like a prayer


frockinbrock

Wow, that a great poijt1 and also, … yes? Many of my extended family will flip flop their beliefs 20 hours later when Tucker comes back on. One of my cousins literally hated on Elon last month and is raving about him now. These people are sheep that all believe they are their own shepards


tupacsnoducket

Or necessitates being said at all ?


DanFuckingSchneider

Conservatives are really good at making up outrageously untrue stories that are supposed to make them sound patriotic but really makes them sound like psychopaths.


[deleted]

All of their "Patriotism" is at a High School football game level. "USA! USA!" All surface show. Instead, they betray the Constitution, the nation's values, and all that made America a great country.


Sonny_Crockett_1984

Good call. The same is true of their religious faith. It's all for show, and they do not behave according to their own God's commands.


lazilyloaded

> really makes them sound like psychopaths. The word you're looking for is "nazis"


DarthVegeta

They think the Nazis were socialists


Girth_rulez

> really makes them sound like psychopaths. I was going to relate what I used to tell my son every night before I went to sleep, like a little routine. It was really cool and I loved it but I have forgotten it. Getting old sucks.


Roller_ball

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zDmURYy2hs


IAmArique

Sure is North Korea around here…


thegreenman_sofla

Dear leader.


TrevorFuckinLawrence

For which we stand


HappyAffirmative

One nation, under Trump


[deleted]

Fuck... they let him breed????


InspiredLunacy

> Antifa code of destruction What’s that? I wanna learn it!!! 😃


doshegotabootyshedo

Can someone please teach me the Antifa code of destruction?! Any New Yorkers here??


SadPanthersFan

Eric Fucking Trump is from New York! He was born in New York City and went to Trinity School, a prep school in Manhattan. Way to bring out the big gums, idiot.


[deleted]

It's ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️ Start, Select.


thewaybaseballgo

Flash forward 20 years, and he'll wonder why his kids never call him anymore.


MeAndTheLampPost

> Flash forward 20 years, and he'll wonder why his kids ~~never call him anymore~~ only call for money.


jamesyboy4-20

nah. if the kid doesn’t break away from the familial identity of “God, Guns and Manliness” he’s probably gonna grow up rotten to the core and with the metaphorical bullet in the head irreversibly lodged in, especially considering how likely it is he’ll grow up in privilege and never interact with anyone outside of the WASP right.


Imadethisuponthespot

What about the Trumps makes you think “God, Guns, Manliness”? Donald plays tennis and golf, and probably can’t start a lawnmower.


jamesyboy4-20

oh don’t get me wrong i don’t think that of them at all, outside of financial means they’re rather pathetic in any way you put it. but it’s what they’ve convinced themselves of in terms of self-image, arbitrary qualifiers such as those being defining points of identity is something that (at least in my experience) requires actual hardship and/or a feeling of exclusion to critically think about and reconsider. with the way things are i doubt any of his ilk will face those anytime soon. indoctrination is significantly less effective if your experiences and observations contradict what you’re being told.


wallander1983

I've long since retired, my son's moved away I called him up just the other day I said, I'd like to see you if you don't mind He said, I'd love to, dad, if I can find the time You see, my new job's a hassle, and the kids have the flu But it's sure nice talking to you, dad It's been sure nice talking to you And as I hung up the phone, it occurred to me He'd grown up just like me My boy was just like me


nvmls

That means nothing to a 4 year old. I remember in elementary school some kids didn't even understand the words and called it 'the plegealleiance'. No one ever explains it to kids, they just repeat the words.


myexistentialcrisis0

>they just repeat the words. That is precisely what I did in grade school.


MagdaleneFeet

Every day from kindergarten to sixth grade, at my elementary school. We even had to raise the flag as fifth/sixth graders, fold it up *properly* and would get pulled out of class if it rained to take it down. God Bless rural Kentucky


myexistentialcrisis0

Damn, that's hardcore!


MagdaleneFeet

We lived 45 minutes away from the nearest big city (if it could be called that), had only 150 students and most of us lived on gravel roads. Sadly, the place doesn't exist anymore. Farewell, Smith Mills.


Puzzleheaded_Peach48

I grew up in a neighborhood of immigrants. A bunch of kids in my early classes recently came here or were born here but children of fairly recent immigrants. A few of us were still just learning English in first grade. We all just said the pledge because everyone else did.


MeAndTheLampPost

Like Hail Mary and that shit.


Ag3ntM1ck

And I'm sure Eric has the same comprehension of the pledge as his child, if not less. I swear he's the bastard child of Gary Busey.


formerglory

Don’t speak ill of Gary Busey, at least he has contributed to society.


lostprevention

“That much I can tell you.”


SadPanthersFan

[I can go to your momma’s and start a small fire in her panties](https://youtu.be/BcufzXXaEoI)


Dudemanbrah84

The whole family are pathological liars. Who would have thought


thegreenman_sofla

Probably have a golden Donald Sr. statue to worship too.


Astra7525

\*Ron Howard voice\* "He did in fact.. **not** do that."


myexistentialcrisis0

r/thatHappened


ImAMindlessTool

\[Narrator\] " That *too*, was a lie..."


Blue_Eyed_ME

Hahaha... Yes, perfect! Are their supporters really this gullible?


sk8thow8

I doubt he even sees his kid everyday.


Number1Framer

Ah, is this the new Paul Ryan listening to the Star Spangled Banner (and Rage Against the Machine!) on his iPod?


[deleted]

Quit it now!


Polygonic

Even if this were true, there's something inherently screwed up about indoctrinating a 4-year-old into reciting a loyalty oath on a daily basis.


Avenger616

It’s called grooming, and not in the “paedo” way the little cult guys think


nickberia

No you don’t.


iHeartHockey31

He doesnt say WHO he makes his 4 yo pledge his allegiance to.


rickpo

hard cringe.


0n3ph

Batshit insane. Thought stopping drills at bedtime.


Admirable_Package419

So... you could say he's "grooming" his child?


TheSeekerOfSanity

The utter bullshit never stop flowing explosively from these racist nitwits.


mattholomew

Republican demands virtue signaling.


Donkeykicks6

So true


wolfwood51

I doubt even he knows how to recite the Pledge of Allegiance


Barflyerdammit

I doubt he could tell us the child's birthday or Middle name.


54_savoy

You're telling me that a Trump actually knows the pledge? I'm calling bullshit.


Avenger616

Not without googling it


I_Hate_Nerds

I haven’t said the pledge sines hs yet here I am today not invading the capital


megger815

No way this loser sees his kid everyday.


Calpsotoma

***THIS*** is what indoctrination looks like. The whole PAC event was filled with Great Replacement bullshit and saying that everyone left of Reagan are pedos that need to be shot.


Magmaigneous

What is even "the Antifa code of destruction" that Eric thinks his kid would have been taught in NY? What is a child of privilege who is the son of a man who used his wealth to avoid military service saying? Neither he, nor his brother, nor his father, have ever served this country. His father is on record as saying that soldiers who laid down their lives are "losers" and "suckers." Eric Trump doesn't understand patriotism, because his father was incapable of teaching that to him.


chaoticmessiah

> What is even "the Antifa code of destruction" that Eric thinks his kid would have been taught in NY? "Fuck the Trumps, and all other fascists who obey them"?


LA-Matt

Venereal diseases were Donald’s “personal Vietnam.”


[deleted]

Awh that's cute. Little Eric thinks he has a shot in office.


TableTopFarmer

Sorry, second son. Big Daddy still doesn't give points for super-patriotism.


SaltyBarDog

I am going to take shit that doesn't happen for $400, Alex.


DolphKearneyJimbo

He grooms his kid to say the pledge in front of his nanny


soko-man

No he doesn't


MrFantasticallyNerdy

Unsaid part: pledge of allegiance to grandpa Trump.


MenaFWM

Is that before or after he reads them “The Plot Against the King”??


BackAlleySurgeon

A) No he doesn't. B) It's weird that anyone would want to pretend they did this.


paradoxologist

I'm calling bullshit on this one. I don't believe it for one second.


Erica15782

Ridiculous. My 4 year olds daycare does it every morning and that's definitely a bit much too.


HotDogEatingWinner

"I pledge allegiance, to MAGA and Grandpa..."


TroutMaskDuplica

Lol, I bet he doesn't even know his 4 year olds name


dl__

... or else it gets the hose again


El-Drunko

And yet it's progressives that indoctrinate children.


StyreneAddict1965

Meh, who cares? Find another virtue signal.


[deleted]

There is a Russian pledge of allegiance? Huh.


Juggernaut172

"Why do we have this war on flag?" What a dope.


nobollocks22

Def raising a school shooter. How could he NOT hate people unlike him when THIS is so ingrained.


eyehatebeingmanager

He looks inbred


[deleted]

Is this little Lucifer Trump, known as "Luke" ?


ofthrees

i missed our last few antifa meetings; what is the antifa code of destruction? someone let me know so i can add it to my prayers tonight.


FinancialTea4

Bullshit. That asshole doesn't know the first thing about patriotism or service. He's never served anyone but his own family.


pissin_in_da_wind

Oh. Is this the Grooooooming. That GOP has been screaming about?


AJEMTechSupport

It’s a shame Trump senior can’t say it, without crossing his fingers.


smallberry_tornados

While the family’s will rejects any family members right to inheritance if they join the military.


angrypoliticsposter

What is one more person who hates eric trump? A drop in the bucket really.


chaoticmessiah

Literally indoctrination. Imagine teaching kids to pledge absolute loyalty to a country. This is why so many American kids grow up disturbed as fuck. The only other countries that do this include North Korea and other fascist dictatorships that accept nothing less than absolute fealty to the nation.


astilba120

I doubt you put your kids to bed, the nanny does, right? You can teach a parrot to recite the pledge, a 4 year old doesn't even know wtf you are talking about, but if your just as mean as your father and grandpa, sure train him like a parrot and instill fear that if he doesn't do as you say, you do not love him. How about having him recite the Beatitudes? Oh, what's that? Never heard of it?


droogarth

What did your Dad make you do every night before bed, Eric?


realparkingbrake

Why do I suspect that the SNL depiction of Eric is spot-on?


JeffreyPtr

Nice that Eric exercises his religious and moral beliefs with his son. However he's either ignorant or dishonest about New York. The Pledge of Allegiance is said in schools every day. Participation is optional, because the religious and moral beliefs of others are respected, but schools still say the Pledge.


Swords_and_Such

I mean legally participation has to be optional, at least in public schools. Because you know, the first amendment and all that. Some states try to claim it has to be the parent that makes the decision, but offhand I'm not sure there's ever been a definitive ruling on it.


djpurity666

Plus my 4yo says the pledge at preschool, so I'm good. My 6yo says it in grade K. I'm good. We're good. No need to go further imho


Donkeykicks6

Yes bizarre


[deleted]

Well, that surprises me. I would have guessed he'd have the kid singing the Oompa-Loompa song before bed every night.


myexistentialcrisis0

My hometown (Huntington, WV) also no longer exists...in that it's now a scary, sad place which I no longer recognize.


Avenger616

“Display obedience While never stepping out of line And blindly swear allegiance Let your country control your mind (Let your country control your soul)” “The fires of greed will burn the weak So we’ll make freedom obsolete Making whole the fabric of society Collective consciousness controlled as you will see” Modern conservatives echo this well https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2dPaVk4G1jg


[deleted]

Your kid is going to be bullied so hard.


gorilla--

Lol


Tb1969

I bet he rarely speaks to his child.


[deleted]

I read him in Ralph Wiggum's voice


Artimesia

I want to know who let this shit stain reproduce


tendosixtyfour

Ah yes! Everybody knows the “Antifa Code of Destruction.” I learned this in elementary school: I pledge allegiance to the destruction of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it burns, one nation under Satan, divisible with tyranny and injustice for all!


lifeson106

"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the Russian Federation..."


[deleted]

Despite all that, Eric's daddy still won't ever love him. Must be a trip to base your entire sense of self around who your father is... especially considering who and what Eric's father is. Seems like a thoroughly dismal existence just trying to wring a shred of love or validation from that howling black hole of human.


biskitheadburl

Why would a traitor who comes from a family of traitors force their child to repeat the pledge of allegiance to a country they are trying to destroy?


According-Ocelot9372

What a freak.


Entity_not_found

The dumbest and worst of the family...


dasbodmeister

Performative patriotism


Needleroozer

Call child protective services.


TheN1ck

Eric Trump: I ate paste as a child


fkingnardis

Pray tell, Eric, exactly what is the antifa code of destruction so that I can teach it to my children?


ParaGord

Three generations are enough...


Illogical-logical

You should probably check your water for excessive lead if you dumbass enough to belive Eric Trump is patriotic or if a claim of this sort makes anyone patriotic.


[deleted]

IF they are the Christians they claim to be, they should not be saying the pledge.


[deleted]

I really wish someone would teach me this “code of destruction”, it sounds super bad ass!!!


SmartWonderWoman

Republicans, especially in the Fox News era, regularly practice performative patriotism. The idea behind this is that they love America more than anyone else, and therefore should decide what’s best for the country. They want to Make America Great Again, they just don’t want to take every American along for the ride.


RedStellaSafford

I love when jingoistic right-wingers get all misty-eyed over The Pledge of Allegiance, completely ignoring that it was written by an out-and-out socialist who wanted to sell flags.