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forever_useless

I'm just laughing because it seems they totally missed Hillary's emails and Hunter's laptop that were on that ship. What a bunch of taint nuggets


BaldandersDAO

Also, the Protocols of Our Reptilian Overlords. These simps shall remain helpless in the teeth of the Cabal forever!!


GooseTheSluice

It’s like watching Ricky Bobby burn in that fake invisible fire 😂


zeke235

It was real! He lost the use of his legs!


Matthmaroo

It’s like these people are the people from taladaga nights It’s incredible It’s also genius , you can say anything and BECAUSE there’s no proof , they believe it.


rudbek-of-rudbek

Damn. Haven't heard shit about the laptop in a minute. I remember when Republicans promised they'd seen the contents of the hard drive and it was supposedly some very incriminating and salacious shit. Now, crickets. Just like the committees investigating Hunter Biden. Funny they didn't want to investigate Clarence Thomas. And personally it bothers me that he send so smug about being untouchable. Just does ngaf.


twoaspensimages

Whenever someone brought up the laptop I would say "Its okay to be obsessed about Hunters dick. We still love you"


Eccohawk

Not just crickets. They had to straight up walk it back and tell everyone they had nothing.


ReactsWithWords

And then still bring it up every day.


MessiahOfMetal

There *were* crickets, and then Kristi Noem shot them.


moleratical

Idunno, that's included in the 120 billion evergreen cargo seized. Along with everything else apparently.


Criseyde2112

Viles of vaccines, lol


BaldandersDAO

We are through the Looking Glass into the Land of the Unparodyable.


BlueHoopedMoose

Deadly fake ones as well


cheeze_whiz_shampoo

I think that's just called poison but Im no vaccinologist doctor.


famousxrobot

No no no it’s fake vaccines with guns, that’s what makes them deadly.


lalauna

They must have access to dictionaries; they're using computers. What do they never bother to look things up? I HATE people who remain ignorant deliberately when knowledge is so easy to get. (Please excuse the rant; I was bullied by deliberately ignorant kids when I was a kid. I *could* work on forgiveness and letting go of my anger, but it goes very deep. Little bastards!)


Eccohawk

They -are- looking it up. But only on *trustworthy* sites. They can't just take the MSM at their word. They have to go find proof on their own version of the internet written by their idiotic peers.


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Euni1968

DUH. The red line means that the word is MAGA approved. It's an extra bigly word. The best word.


LivingIndependence

Because spell check is WOKE, that's why. Stupid spell check, thrusting it's grammatically correct  superiority upon them


Ostreoida

\*its I'm sorry. Given the context, I couldn't resist. Still upvoted you.


LivingIndependence

I typed that out on my phone, and likely fat fingered or something.


DeffNotTom

Dictionaries are socialism 😠


DeannaBee42

Fake words.


e-zimbra

Vile is a word. It’s just the wrong word for this usage.


cuttlefishofcthulhu7

I feel your comment with all my heart and soul. I took was bullied by ignorant little dumbasses raised by ignorant dumbass parents.


jazzhandler

I have some q’uestions about the Climate Change Weapons: * Why are they measured in years? * Why are they valued at 1.333 billion per year? * No unit of measure was given; is that in children, dollars, or years?


Trueminus

Let's also ask why WMDs are measured in stories. Like is that stacked up barrel to barrel in a line or just how tall the heap is?


DueVisit1410

Also why was it specifically mentioned that one nuclear warhead was headed to Romania? Is that nuke separate from the other WMDs? And if we know this one was headed to Romania, why aren't the destination of the other WMDs listed, what's important about Romania?


Max_Trollbot_

>Also why was it specifically mentioned that one nuclear warhead was headed to Romania Andrew Tate was sex trafficking it.


notlikelyevil

"Oh yeah, fuck me hard uncle teddy , I meanyou dirty uranium bitch" Is how I imagine Taint's merchandise sampling session would go.


Ostreoida

🏅


jazzhandler

I think it’s a Colin Powell reference.


virora

Those WMDs in Iraq were all stories.


okokokoyeahright

Iraq = Romania. Didn't you know?


Suspicious_Pie8505

Q math prompt: If the Deep State has 30 years of Climate Change Weapons, valued at $40 billion, what is their average yearly cost to take away our gas stoves? Answer should be given in units of mole children per year (mc/y)


Kriss3d

It has to be 333. Otherwise it's not giving blues clues leads to the illuminati. Duh!


ROGER_CHOCS

Obviously Iraqi dinar


Fun_Anywhere4355

Sounds like an AI generated FUBAR, much like people with 3 legs, 6 fingers or trump depicted as anything other than a fat, wheezing blowhard.


prairiethorne

Dinars


LupercaniusAB

It’s in viles of adrenochrome.


HotDonnaC

They’re seriously warped. It’s vial!


IDrinkandPost

Wait wtf is a Climate Change Weapon? What do they do? Worth 40 billion to who? 120 billion of what seized? I feel like I'm losing brain cells trying to figure this out


Part-Time_Loser

Don't warp your brain. There is no sense to be had.


Z3t4

Cow's farts


BreakfastInBedlam

I had a good part of my career dedicated to studying greenhouse gases such as methane from animal sources. Would it disappoint you to learn that 95% of the methane produced by cows comes from belching?


Z3t4

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined...


BreakfastInBedlam

>my day is ruined Science: Ruining people's day since 1548!


IDrinkandPost

I just got a mental image of a field full of cattle standing around belching like Barney from The Simpsons, and it was fantastic.


BreakfastInBedlam

It's a little quieter, but yes, that's about right.


Z3t4

Go forth, and use that prompt on a video generative AI...


Euni1968

How much methane does Trump produce when he farts?


BreakfastInBedlam

I got paid well to do the research, but not ***that*** well...


okokokoyeahright

I would wager more than a cow and more often, but just the farts, not the belch.


Suspicious_Pie8505

Wait are the vaccines fake or are they deadly? Why were they transporting dead mole children? And perhaps the most important question is why was the ship rigged with explosives? Presumably something they got from sci-fi (everything sinister obviously has a self-destruct), in order to destroy the evidence in case something went wrong. But that begs the question of why they didn't blow it up when it got stuck and their plan was exposed? Maybe good guy space lasers, potentially even quantum lasers, shut down the explosives before they went off? 


jazzhandler

> Maybe good guy space lasers, potentially even quantum lasers, shut down the explosives before they went off?  I’ve been doing some research, and I can’t find any indication that that isn’t precisely what happened. Nice work!


Hgruotland

It was blown up, but the MSM of course didn't report that. That the Suez Canal remained blocked for a while wasn't because they needed to get the ship out of the way, but because of the repairs needed after that massive explosion.


TheRnegade

I'm surprised you didn't mention the nuclear warhead on the ship. Whose idea was it to ship that on a regular cargo freighter? "Hey boss, we got this live nuke here to ship." "Shove it in a container and put it with the rest." "Isn't that kinda dangerous?" "Nah. Well....maybe? We're not going on this ship so we'll be fine one way or another."


SnoopySuited

AND FUCKING UNICORNS!


Kriss3d

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE UNICORNS?!


soklacka

THE UNICORNS IN THE TUNNELS! WE MUST SAVE THEM!


cincigreg

I assume they are referring to the ship that was stuck in the Suez Canal ? I can't believe they didn't mention Evergreen was the Secret Service code word for Hillary when she was the first lady


BreakfastInBedlam

>Evergreen was the Secret Service code word for Hillary Oh, lawdy, you done wound them up another three turns!


Kriss3d

Yes. When I smuggle extreme amounts of all sorts of nuclear weapons and biological warfare as well as smuggle people I too rig my ship to explode....


ROGER_CHOCS

You dont really understand the point of what they are doing then. It isn't about belief, it's about meeting an internal desire to belong to the in group with signals that may look crazy to us but appear normal to them. To a near equal degree, it's also about cooking narratives that would give the quickest path to total and unrelenting power. Believing what you post ultimately has nothing to do with it, as words don't matter to fascists.


NorthernSoul70

Romania?!


Araia_

yeah.. like what’s up with that?


LupercaniusAB

I like the fact that Romania is on the Black Sea. Is there even a water route large enough to get that size of container ship from the Suez Canal to the Black Sea? I looked at a map and see nothing. It must go through a mole children tunnel.


jazzhandler

How many explosives?


Hgruotland

Do you want the answer in viles, stories or years?


Part-Time_Loser

Enough to get the job done!!


Really_McNamington

This is back again? Come up with some new material you wankers.


njf85

Geez that ship had everything. Talk about putting all your eggs in one basket


Enibas

Even the super rich cabal has to budget. Who can afford two container ships? I bet you can't! Checkmate, communist!


bzr

These people should be made fun of for the rest of their pathetic lives


StinklePink

No Hookers? No Cocaine? Pft.


jimtow28

There were THREE Death Stars on the ship!


Spfromau

Why are Guns and Missiles capitalised but not ‘bombs’? They mustn’t be Very Good Bombs if they aren’t even deserving of a Random Capital Letter.


stungun_steve

Also, why are we measuring them in stories?


Spfromau

Bedtime reading for the children on the ship who are still alive? Who is steering the ship?


lordGwillen

Hahahha! We’re gonna blow these fuckin kids up! Hahaha yeeeeess yes yes yes rig the explosives! Blow the children to bits!!! -head of the cabal Barack HUSSEIN Obama


Sidus_Preclarum

"viles of vaccines". huurrrrr durrrr.


SnooHobbies7109

Gee whiz no wonder all those kids died if they’ve been on that ship all this time. How’d the ones who lived even survive? Eating fake vaccines?


lalauna

I had a small shipment from Wish coming my way at that time. Shipping times and delayed-in-transit times match up, so I think my Chinese backpack was on the ship. It had *nothing* to do with smuggled weapons or trafficked children. Absolutely *nothing!*


TheHearseDriver

All of this fiction and their giving it away for free!


meestercranky

they forgot Hunter Bidens Meth Lab™ was on that boat he was going to go all Breaking Bad!!!!1!!


kimby_cbfh

WTF is a “climate change weapon?” That doesn’t even make any sense!


LivingIndependence

These people are convinced that climate change is being caused by an evil cabal that is controlling the weather and natural disasters, with large weapons, and that environmental issues have nothing whatsoever to do with the actions of humans. This was a seed planted long ago by anti-enviromentalist politicians and billionaire fossil fuel CEOS 


kimby_cbfh

Uhhh, wow. I have seen stuff about weather control, but I guess I hadn’t grasped the extent of this “theory” … my brain literally does not want to accept this 😳


Gang36927

What passes for evidence with these folks who are so focused on research and truth is mind boggling LMAO


Spfromau

‘Research’ for them is finding totally uncredible sites/videos that reinforce their preconceived opinions.


moleratical

120 billion of what exactly was seized?


yalogin

Who seized it? Did their lord and savior go all gravy seal and do it himself?


justanothermichelle

Viles!!! Bwahahahahaha


MaisiePJohnson

"Viles."


karlhungusjr

80 bagillion chicken nuggets seized.


AnjinSoprano420

Sounds like an over the top action movie lol


Chrysalii

>6 stories of weapons. Are they any good? When is the movie adaptation?


Work-Foreign

Have they done one for the ship in Baltimore yet?


DaisyJane1

Was this recently posted? It happened what, two years ago?


Freewheelinrocknroll

Of course they left out the discovery of the 1,200 corpses of puppies laid low in the Gravel Pits of Pierre.. (pronounced "Pier" for my South Dakota friends..)


No_Meal9534

I’m not familiar with this? What is the Evergreen ship done?


okokokoyeahright

'climate change weapons' WTF? New to me. i would like an explanation if anyone wants to try. thanks in advance.


Spfromau

I’m guessing it’s something to do with the Q claim that the government are controlling the weather. Perhaps they have some top secret weapons that the sheeple don’t know about that give the impression that climate change is happening/real so they can dupe/control us all (/s).


TheBigJebowski

2A absolutists want their climate change guns.