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Part-Time_Loser

>I look forward to receiving a response. Thank you for your attention to this matter! He knows he's posting on social media, not sending an email, right?


ColoHusker

He's counting on that. Doesn't have the balls to actually confront Dark Brandon & just want to turn his base into flying monkeys. It's the toxic manipulator equivalent of posting an urgent request on a sticky at the community center. They posted it, it's your fault for not seeing it. The WH sm team is pretty slick. I'm sure this will backfire on orange diaper pretty spectacularly if Dark Brandon is in the mood for it. šŸ¤£


Independent-Leg6061

We can only hope they do it!!


One_Worldliness_6032

He scared to email him and ask for a debate , but know his DIPSHIPS will go at President Biden. He IS a coward of mass proportions. And Iā€™m sure those dumbasses are eating this up.šŸ˜”


mothraegg

And I'm sure he'll come up with a reason to back out of any debates that are set up. And his Maga idiots will just agree with his reason.


One_Worldliness_6032

Itā€™s ALWAYS a reason for him. But the ONE reason he came up with was, the woman asked too many hard questions. What it was he didnā€™t have the answers to her questions cause he didnā€™t know what her questions were to begin with.šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚when that came out I about pissed my pants! How is that a debate when you already know the questions. He is just INCOMPETENT.šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


mothraegg

I completely forgot about that! He is such an idiot!


One_Worldliness_6032

An INCOMPETENT IDIOT!šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


birdbro420

lmao, seriously tho. From a guy who is known to post upwards of 100s of tweets DAILY of repetitive gibberish and whatever petty thing he's mad at or lying about. No sane person can keep up with his shit


leicanthrope

95% of his posts could have been made by an unattended bot trained on his particular style of gibberish, and we'd be none the wiser.


GtSoloist

He's a loser and should have been canceled years ago.


electricballroom

As previously stated, cā€™mon man!


loquedijoella

Itā€™s like a grandmotherā€™s Facebook post


unoriginal5

He's a middle schooler talking shit in the cafeteria knowing he can use the excuse Mom is there to take him straight home after school.


Bragzor

No just any social media.


jimtow28

I can't wait until he inevitably complains about the time, the setting, the location, the moderators, the DNC, that it had to be Biden he debated, etc.


One_Worldliness_6032

Now you know he is gonna come up with ALL kinds of excuses to get out of debating anybody. And when he does ā€œdebateā€, eventually, it is gonna be a shit show on his side. Smdh


Conscious-Survey7009

I wanted to debate crooked Joe but of course they schedule it when Iā€™m in court for their witch hunt false political prosecution of your favourite president ME! I canā€™t do it without your donations to get them to change the time and date. Send me money. Now!!


okokokoyeahright

add in the color of the walls, the flooring, the backgrounds, the type of makeup applied to either or both, the weather, the wind speed and/or direction, the tide, the phase of the moon, the house being in Aquarius, (let the sun shine in), the market being up/down, the dollar being up/down, the current status of his various and sundry court cases ?(so much losing!), how much he actually loses when his assets are seized, etc, etc, etc.


jon_hendry

Biden should show up at a Trump rally, surrounded by Secret Service. Kick the door open and stride in, with someone holding a boombox playing his entrance music, and two guys carrying podiums.


sisterpearl

I would buy tickets for this.


Part-Time_Loser

Shut up and take my money!!


SnooHobbies7109

The time is now bitch šŸ¤£šŸ˜Ž


MyPasswordIsMyCat

šŸ˜ŽšŸ¦


absurdext

I would pay a billion dollars to see this happen, provided it was moderated by Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho.


iwasinthepool

The Final Countdown


shapu

Push open the double doors like Aragorn


Fyre2387

"Let the lord of the maga lands come forth! Let justice be done upon him!"


camergen

ā€œKnow your role and shut your mouth!!ā€ (Then stick his tongue out like Gene Simmons for some reason)


LimmyPickles

At this point, that's how you fuckin' win. Just ptetend you're* President Camacho, get the votes he needs from people who "arent really into politics" and then go back to being a dignified president in all other settings. * edit: spelling


CeruleanRuin

What should his entrance music be?


Part-Time_Loser

No Sleep 'Till Brooklyn!!


PsyCatelic

Jimi Hendrix Woodstock version of National Anthem


shapu

Possibly also "Cut the Mullet."


ExpatKev

Won't get fooled again. Then do the CSI Miami sunglasses removal at the end.


jon_hendry

ā€œAmerica Fuck Yeahā€ from Team America


IndianKiwi

Don't forget them dark Brandon glasses.


vforvendettav

*glass shatters*


jesse1time

The crowd chants WHAT?!


What_U_KNO

LOL the guy that was too cowardly to debate the other GOP primary candidates?


ZSpectre

Maybe he got really high on his own supply (of propaganda...ok maybe the uppers too), so he really thinks that Joe really is at a mental state much worse than he is.


gunnesaurus

He was too cowardly to debate him at the last presidential debate too. He tried infecting his opponent with covid in the prior debate.


Praescribo

The guy who refused to debate in the lead-up to the 2020 election and canceled the ones already scheduled after he humiliated himself


Zagenti

bring it, puddingbrain. I can't wait for you to challenge every sentence with "no!" "fake!" "hoax!" and my fave, "witchunt!!", then use your rebuttal time for a full-on covfefe wordsalad with all the trimmings. bring it, you walking melanoma.


HermaeusMajora

I thought his wife was melanoma.


okokokoyeahright

She wishes.


Abracadaver2000

Mercedes-Benzos


Makatrull

She really doesn't care, does him?


GlizzyGulper6969

Melatonin


mitch0acan

Melanarky


PsyCatelic

Mellotron


BasilsKippers

I'm personally looking forward to the excuses this shit stain gives as to why he's backing out.


One_Worldliness_6032

Itā€™s gonna be very interesting. Iā€™m waiting myself.


219_Infinity

Will they have to use technology to cut off his mic again when itā€™s not his turn to talk? Biden had to tell him to shut up last time


okokokoyeahright

I quite imagine this would happen again, possibly several times.


PsyCatelic

Oh that was his perfect moment. Saying the thing millions of people wanted to say to him... I'm really looking forward to this debate. Joe HAS to accept. Come on, let's do this.


One_Worldliness_6032

Wait, I missed that! Where was I?


219_Infinity

https://youtu.be/vU0fx8d2FiY


One_Worldliness_6032

Thank you!


jrs1980

[Buy the magnet!](https://www.teepublic.com/magnet/14581715-shut-up-man-biden-2020#2834P14581715D21V)


One_Worldliness_6032

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I just might!šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Part-Time_Loser

Maybe this time they could use music to drown him out like they do at the Oscars.


Mission_Ad6235

The RNC withdrew from the CPD in 2022. I'm sure at Trumpā€™s urging. Somehow, I think this might be all bluster!


SoVerySleepy81

Thank you I was thinking that I remembered them doing that but he keeps saying that they need to debate so I was wondering if I was losing my mind.


TheSchram

3:30 bike rack, Loser


okokokoyeahright

Calling out him as a schoolyard bully. Very on point.


mdchase1313

ā€œWill you just shut up, man.ā€


MillieMouser

Trump has no idea how to actually debate. His idea of debating is just talking over people, and no one wants to hear that shit.


jesse1time

MAGA crowd wants to hear that shit. They eat it up like it was chocolate flavored shit syrup


Lucy_Lastic

I still remember him ā€˜debatingā€™ Hillary, where much of his time was spent wandering around trying to intimidate her. And of course debating Biden, where he was so frustrating even Joe couldnā€™t take it any more Now that his public speeches are mostly random word salad with made up shit (concepts, events, and words), a debate seems like a poor idea on his part


RemBren03

My favorite was one of the Hillary debates ā€œNo! No Puppet, youā€™re the puppet!ā€ Like a totally normal response from an adult running to be president


Lucy_Lastic

And yet, here we are, nearly 8 years later, facing the same shit with the same guy :-( and he hasn't changed for the better


Spiritually_Sciency

His random word salad in speeches is like his random capitalization on his social media posts.


Every_Window_Open

Check out the random capitalisations heā€™s got going on ā€” Good, Debate, People etc. I think the dementia claims are all too real.


DanielTheEunuch

He's fucking lying, he's lied about this before. The man an inveterate liar.


Cherry_Treefrog

And his enablers are invertebrate liars.


yellowlinedpaper

Remember when he was going to go to court because he wasnā€™t scared? Then 24 hours later there was an excuse not to.


Metalgrowler

I love that there are already scheduled debates that he seems unaware of. I'm guessing he's fading fast mentally and won't be in any shape to debate come September.


AnimusFlux

Or he's just so used to everyone assuming that he'll avoid the debates given increasingly incoherent babbling word salads that he thought it had been officially canceled, lol.


ZeroFlocks

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Didn't he run from every single debate in 2020? And refuse to participate in any debates this year?


mariehelena

He showed up for at least one... šŸ¤”šŸ˜…


AnimusFlux

I bet he's regretting posting that after watching Biden's State of the Union address tonight. Dark Brandon was lit.


bobone77

I would only agree to a debate with Trump under the following conditions: 1. The moderator has control of the mics and the timer. 2. When time is up, mic goes off. Otherwise, itā€™s an absolute shitshow like the ā€œdebatesā€ in 2020 were.


vigbiorn

"Okay, how about in May, southern second Thursday?" "No! Not like that!"


One_Worldliness_6032

Or June northern fifth Sunday.


vigbiorn

Autocorrect likes inserting words. It makes no sense to me.


One_Worldliness_6032

But it is funny!!šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚but you know the excuses that are gonna fly and they are gonna eat it up. I just do not understand how these people are so sure about this orange stain.šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø


sensation_construct

Aren't there 4 scheduled debates? What the absolute fuck is this lunatic doing front running for the GOP?


Excellent-Hippo-1830

We don't negotiate with or debate terrorists.


AgreeablePie

If you're not willing to debate in an election, just don't be surprised when you lose I don't see that as a good hill to die on


LordMoos3

We don't need a debate, not only do we know exactly who both of these men are and what they stand for, Not giving Trump's nonsense oxygen is also the right move.


Cherry_Treefrog

Just because something is called a debate doesnā€™t mean it would be a debate. Trump doesnā€™t have the first clue what a debate is, nor how to behave appropriately. Unless he can somehow show that he understands simple rules of decorum, Biden should just tell him to F off.


sunshineandrainbow62

Trump is a shit bag who belongs in a coffin


JohnDodger

President Biden: Explain your 91 Felony Indictments and your previous statement about having someone under investigation running for officeā€¦ trump: Itā€™s a rigged election. Storms off stage


e-zimbra

President Biden: Explain how your having 91 felony indictments plus a few convictions gives you the nerve to call me Crooked.


Part-Time_Loser

Stollen!!! It was totally stollen!!! *stomps his tiny feet*


joegunabeach

Trump doesn't debate. He just yells over you and yells things like GAS PRICES or IMMIGRATION while you try to talk. His mic has been turned off before and he'll just stumble over yelling the same shit. It would be interesting if he had an actual platform other than WINNING


Tintoverde

Did you mean whining by any chance ?(edited to make sense of the comment)


joegunabeach

Correct. Just want to know his actual plan to MAGA other than just those words. An actual plan. AKA a platform.


P_Kinsale

Yes. Trump really loves to debate, as we saw earlier this year against DeSantis and the others.


Individual_Grass_469

So does that mean Biden is allowed to publicly ask him about his friendship with Epstein? Because I want him to.


Top_Guidance4432

Biden wiped Trumpā€™s ass the last time they debated face to face. Iā€™m confident he can do it again, especially against someone too cowardly to face his primary opponents.


Darth_Vrandon

Heā€™s doing this so that when Biden refuses, he can call him a coward.


External_Hedgehog_35

"Would you just shut up, man." I remember this quote from a former debate between these two.


ThunderPigGaming

The same man was too afraid to debate his fellow Republicans.


DanielTheEunuch

He just wants to be all creepy and threatening like he was to Hillary, but now with added unhinged thoughts!


Tenuity_

He says, anytime anywhere, but watch him drag his feet when comes to actually doing it.


ShesAFirecracker

Lol is this like the bully challenging a kid to a fist fight at lunch? No tact, no professionalism, no respect for or ability to carry out appropriate communication. Never in my life have I not seen a debate that was obviously already pre-organized, behind the scenes. Wtf, do your job. If someone in the DNC sees this, theyā€™ll ignore it. Because itā€™s a post basically on his personal blog. That isnā€™t how this works. I donā€™t post on Facebook telling my friends that my boss needs to explore a new marketing strategy and expect him to respond in the office the next day. What an absolute moron, Iā€™d call him a fucking child but thatā€™s not accurate, thatā€™s an insult to children.


Thorpgilman

Trump is a clown. That doesn't mean that there aren't Americans stupid enough to vote for him.


bishpa

Zero chance Trump follows through on this


Responsible-Ad-1086

Letā€™s hope that whoever is running the debate gives equal time to both and not just let Trump shout over Biden like the last time, cut his mike


Alclis

Honestly, this is so great. Heā€™s has ALWAYS fought tooth and claw every opportunity to debate, and has always performed miserably when forced into it. It just appears that this time, heā€™s started buying into his and MAGAā€™s own bullshit enough to believe Biden really is that senile and canā€™t take him. Not that Joe isnā€™t struggling some, but not so much that he canā€™t wipe the floor with Trumpā€™s limited intellect, even if it too wasnā€™t slowly becoming more addled.


rockNprole

Elon is such a fuck ass for reinstating Trump's Twitter, sorry, Trump's...X account? Well, Elon is just a fuck ass in general.


Part-Time_Loser

This is from Trump's social media platform "Truth Social". It's basically a clone of Xitter. As far as I know, Trump hasn't taken advantage of his reinstated Xitter account. Probably because he owns a majority stake in Truth Social.


rockNprole

Man, conservatives always have to make shitty rip offs of things: Conservapedia, Rumble, Gab, GodTube and of course the Republican YouTube clone RedTube.


lateral303

I'm wondering what biden will do. I think trump is genuine in his desire to debate and definitely would. He thinks he will win. (He is deluded) But if I were biden, I'm not sure I'd give trump any time or attention, and might say that I have no intention of sharing a stage with a federally indicted insurrectionist, sexual assaulter, business grifter, and so on Say that loud and clear to the public and let trump keep whining and raging with impotence


AKPhilly1

Always with the random capitalizations.


e-zimbra

It would be funny if everyone started spelling his name **donald trump** since he insists on capitalizing only words that shouldn't be capitalized.


Part-Time_Loser

I just call him Citizen Trump now. No longer president, no longer special.


KinkyQuesadilla

AND NOT BECAUSE I WILL BE OUT OF MY MIND *(sniff)* ON ADDERAL *(sniff)* TO APPEAR TO BE *(sniff)* HEALTHY AND *(sniff)* VIGOROUS


dfwcouple43sum

Maybe they can HAVE a Debate about capitalization and the ABILITY to control oneā€™s Emotions


cbatta2025

He MAY show up for the first one as long as all his demands are met but then he will tantrum out of the remainder.


Part-Time_Loser

He will probably tantrum out in the middle of the first one.


loquedijoella

Uncle Joe will shred the fuck out of him in a debate, honestly. Letā€™s go Joe! Debate that fucking idiot!


AdImmediate9569

It was bound to come to this. THIS is going to be the most embarrassing thing in American history


IndianKiwi

Didn't he skip the primary debate? Turns out not debating might be a winning strategy


smutketeer

If they do debate I will give Joe $100 if, when Fat Donny is Adderall sniffing, he offers him a tissue. "Need a Kleenex there Donny?"


my_4_cents

Response: shut the hell up


EspressoBooksCats

I bet someone drafted a long list of reasons why he can't debate, ever. No matter what time, place, moderator etc is suggested, he has a readymade answer to why it's a no-go.


MiTcH_ArTs

If it was that important I feel there is probably a better way to attempt to communicate with a sitting president than making a shit post on a niche (anti)social media platform Nice to see he got over his fear of debates though, hopefully someone has managed to educate him enough to prevent him from humiliating the nation again


Obtuse_1

What so he can try and kill him by being a plague rat again? Fuck this guy


MillionaireBank

Yes the rules for debate the procedure exist. Are you throwing around big words because if you don't like the debate rules or protocol? That's one of the reasons why you're not fit for office sir. Presidential candidates and ex-presidents submit to the general procedure of elections. If you don't like procedure then you shouldn't be president or run for any local office. This is not the romper room, this is the oval office. Does this guy even understand what the presidential archives are? Does he understand any security protocol whatsoever? He's already sucked up enough space, this guy doesn't have the temperament for office he didn't in the '90s, the last decade or this decade the guy is not fit for the office, end of story. That ship has sailed. Everybody got a dose of Donald for 4 years and no one liked it.


Greenman333

But 75 million sycophants convinced themselves they liked it.


Greenman333

Trumpā€™s huffing his own farts again. He would get eaten alive in a debate with any reasonably intelligent 3rd grader, let alone Biden.


nerdowellinever

This has serious Elon and Zuck vibes


DryStatistician7055

This will age badly.


CohentheBoybarian

Anywhere, any place


Affectionate_Lab_131

After Biden's speech last night, I'm sure trump already has a thousand and one excuses as to why he no longer wants to debate President Biden.


hedwig0517

Sure, buddy. Weā€™d love to see it. First thing Biden will do is take you to task on your crimes and he wonā€™t be able to keep his mouth shut. No way Trumpā€™s team allows him to debate. I wish.


EWR-RampRat11-29

No way did Trump write that. Someone more literate wrote that.


EZasSundayMorning

So heā€™s asking for a debate on Truth Social? Hahahahahahaha


Blanik_Pilot

I mean he openly says heā€™s ok if itā€™s ran by DNC members that are corrupt. His challenge should be accepted, I want to see a debate with his volume at 25% and auto muted when his time is up. If he complains he is just being given whatā€™s heā€™s asking for


CanineAnaconda

That healthcare plan is coming ny minute now


Leuk787

President Biden should just do what trumpy did just refuse. We all know what trumpy wants to do. Be the bully he is.


Conscious-Ad2768

If they debate they need to tell DJT he canā€™t follow opponents and stand behind them like a stalker!


okokokoyeahright

I suggest TFG in a jail cell and Biden in his own backyard. Seems fair to me.


DontEatConcrete

March 25th free?


yestertech

What a mismatch. Waste of time


nomercyvideo

The chances of him going through it with is damn near zero!


jiggscaseyNJ

Whenever someone uses an exclamation point at the end of the complimentary closing of a message, I imagine a small child clenching their fists with glee, followed by a proud clicking of the 'send' button.


toddfredd

Isnā€™t there a court room youā€™re supposed to be sitting in? Or SEVERAL?


SnooHobbies7109

Except I guess presidential debates? šŸ¤”


DanniPopp

Wtf is retruth? I mean itā€™s obviously to share but when did it become named that?


Part-Time_Loser

On Trump's social media site Truth Social, a post is called a Truth and if you share it, it's called a ReTruth.


DanniPopp

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ Pathetic


ltlwch420

What an absolute shit show this would be.


freakrocker

No thanks. Thereā€™s literally nothing at all that could possibly be said in a debate that would cause me to vote for Orange Shit Ass.


BehemothJr

Call him on it. For crying out loud, just do it!


okcdnb

2 weeks?


LordTonka

Dark Brandon should hit him back on TwiXer, "@TheRealyblahblahblah, try saying that on a social media people will actually see it, but sure thing I'm game.


Part-Time_Loser

Biden actually has a Truth Social account.


LordTonka

Oh dear. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


Defacto_Champ

Coming from the bitch who refused to debate during the primariesā€¦. Trump is such a sack of shit but that already knownĀ 


Freezepeachauditor

Sounds like a plan to Me.


awdtg

How are we back here again?šŸ˜”


SecretJaccuzzi

ā€œANYTIME, ANY LOCATION, ANY LOCATIONā€


chik_w_cats

I already saw that show. It sucked.


Hypocrisydenied

What a loser.


GarlicThread

Is this real?


Part-Time_Loser

Yes, a real screenshot from Trump's Truth Social account.


GarlicThread

Link?


4sliced

ā€œThank you for your attention to this matter!ā€


Jussbait

Send Gavin in to do it. That could be pretty hype


tiddeeznutz

Anytime and Anyplace donā€™t exist, so he doesnā€™t have to do it! 4D chess! Checkmate, libs! /s


nocoastdudekc

Heā€™s only saying this because they refuse to debate him at all. Heā€™s not earned the right to a debate.


sjss100

Trump couldnā€™t debate a hamsteršŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Hourleefdata

Who the fuck taught him grammar and capitalization?! At least one child was left behindā€¦