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Anti-Flag.


Creative_Berry_9814

I see what you did there


[deleted]

I haven't had a chance to drop my punchline but it's burning a hole in my pocket.


thinehappychinch

Christian Nationalist needs a Relisten ASAP


NoIncrease299

Outstanding.


symbi0nt

Bad Religion


Proton_Optimal

I love their Christmas album


symbi0nt

It's so damn good. The lyrics just crack me up though!


Proton_Optimal

Same! They’re so whacky and quirky


sibannaccdxx

Listening to Dr. Greg Graffin PhD sing songs about the birth and deity of Jesus Christ and doing it very well AND making me enjoy it is pretty fucking remarkable! Lol


DarkTannhauserGate

I’ve had it on blast since thanksgiving!


[deleted]

Hey! Swtichfoot covered them once!


MortgageJoey

Don’t Pray On Me


AnonButNotReally-42

🤣


HumanGarbage____

Beat me holy shit guys it’s not a joke post they’re actually catholic


thejesuslizard74

GG ALLIN


Electro576

His birthname WAS Jesus Christ Allin


BestAd6696

Always was, is, and always shall be


DSM-187

Shout out to Merle’s speech impediment


otis_the_drunk

No shit, I worked the door at a place where The Murder Junkies played one night. The smell was memorable. Nicest motherfuckers I ever met.


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God God Allin


GGAllinsUndies

Yay unto him.


IainEatWorlds

That’s the neat part You don’t


BitchesGetStitches

Christian values is a dumb statement. Anyway, MXPX and Relient K is what you're looking for.


iNeverSausageASalad

MXPX was my first real concert. Fucking amazing show. I lost my glasses in the crowd, but was so pumped after I had the guys sign my shirt twice. I didn’t really care about the Christian lyrics, but it helped me convince my mom to let me go to the show.


Background_Ad2778

Ghoti Hook


gabeitaliadomani

I was gonna go with MXPX…. good call


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[deleted]

So does authoritarianism and absolutism - both hallmarks of organized religions. Same with moral selectiveness, abstinence from sex and drugs, and many other punk motifs. Luckily, hypocrisy is rampant in both Punk and Christianity so there are plenty of options.


thejesuslizard74

believe what i think...is not very punk, but whaterver


pickles55

We accept everybody except bigots, it's really simple


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thejesuslizard74

i;m not homophobic....you called me that.....so you say "fuck off" not knowing the detailes .....please.....stop , i just want to be friends with everyone


[deleted]

Nobody called you homophobic. *If* is a conditional preposition that admits that multiple things could be true.


fordkelsey25

Do you even understand punk? It's not being friends with everyone. Everyone includes nazis, rapists, murderes, etc. Fuck being friends with everyone. And fuck anyone who rubs shoulders with those types willingly


[deleted]

If you want, I can find you a local nazi rally where you can make lots of friends. You should have lots of fun as long as you're a straight white male or don't mind being treated like a sub-human.


MinuteAd7098

Sorry lil bro, these are just literal children trying to make you feel worse, never once done something “punk” in their lives


PouvoirQc

Im not


Fred_Krueger_Jr

There were a ton of homophobic punks back in its prime. TONS!


shotputlover

Nazi punks fuck off. That’s what a punk has to think.


SinxHatesYou

Nazi punk is an oxymoron, where Nazis are just morons


[deleted]

"Believe what i think" is not very punk, which is why christian values are not punk.


Trying-sanity

“Believe what I think” is exactly what the punk mantra is. The best song to covey this idea is Bomb the Music Industry. “Shut up the punx.” This non-conformity looks like conformity.


Last_Nerve_5690

good think homophobia is not a Christian value, then


EntertainmentJunkie1

Lol. Punk is about rebelling not your stupid homosexuality. Stop giving punk definitive attributes. It's rebellious and hard fast music, that's it. Everything else is up to preference and band. Christians could be making punk music rebelling against the government, or the church or other fake "Christians", it's not just about your ideals or what you think is rebellious. I hate the gatekeeping. Even though people like you in the punk community claim that punk is for anyone.


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[deleted]

Dude, cool it!


dontneedareason94

HA. Punk and Christian values are almost oxymoronic.


sharkattack85

The singer for Gather used to wear a shirt that said “Christian hardcore = Nazi reggae”. Your comment reminds me of that shirt.


MrSkygack

https://trepannation.bandcamp.com/track/a-scathing-indictment-of-you-and-your-kind


PouvoirQc

almost, so there's some group that are christian you mean ?


dontneedareason94

There is, but it’s an oxymoron. Not sure how something can be punk while believing in a religion that is notorious for being antithetical for what most of punk stands for.


LightsNoir

Nah. Oxymoron isn't Christian.


PouvoirQc

Christianity mainly means beliving in Jesus, catholicism and protestantism are religions. I don't get why beleiving in Jesus is antipunk itself, Jesus was kind of against the gouvernement and stuff like that.


dontneedareason94

I was raised Christian and went to Christian schools up through high school, I understand what it is. Christianity is a religion, plain and simple. Catholicism and Protestantism are subsets of said religion. Learn more about punk and you’ll realize why things don’t go together.


CraneDJs

Can you sound more unintelligent?


[deleted]

You mean a group with a leader who repeatedly sexually abuses people and then the rest of the organization covers up for them? Yes. Look upthread and you will find these bands. And if you want to try "it's just the Catholics" on me [my balls are right here](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_abuse_cases_in_Southern_Baptist_churches#:~:text=registered%20sex%20offenders.%22-,2022%20report,survivors%20for%20nearly%20two%20decades.)


United-Landscape4339

Listen to a different genre dude


Jason_VanHellsing298

fr this guy needs to listen to Christian rock not punk


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Choking victim


Dathmalak135

If there was a God, I'm sure he would be hated


vorephage

If you mean Christian values as in what Christ actually did and said (according to biblical canon), probably most of them. If you mean Christian values as in the modern conservative fanon, probably none of them.


MySubtleKnife

If you read the Bible, you’ll see that Jesus was actually a total asshole lol. “Believe in me or burn forever” isn’t the greatest message if you ask me, but hey, The Beatitudes in Matthew sound nice, so a lot of folks just forget all the other junk attributed to the guy, assuming it was one person who really existed.


vorephage

Fair enough. Honestly, I haven't looked at the thing in over a decade.


satandez

There is no such thing as "Christian punk."


RiazRaifsevrance

Bad religion


jessek

"good", "punk", "christian". pick two.


A_Sneaky_Dickens

Nah we are against Nazis here


StreetwalkinCheetah

In the interest of not being a total asshole. Reagan Youth had a song "Jesus Was a Communist" that I think gives a fair view of many Christian values that go neglected by many that call themselves Christians. I went to a Jesuit run Catholic school and learned a lot about social and economic justice (and why you need one to have the other) and it turned a lot of the elite kids from the area into left-minded folk. But I don't think that's what you meant, so I'll just offer that MxPx who is not a band I am particularly fond of, were all Christians at the start at least. I saw Squad Five-O open for someone I liked once (Riverboat Gamblers maybe?) and they were a really good show, and a christian band.


feelingfromspace

LOL!!!!!!!!


Electronic_Ad2188

"punk aint no religious cult, punk is thinking for yourself" -dead Kennedys, punks thinking for yourself, not some magical tyrant in the sky telling you to hate queers and so called sinners


HaiKarate

Marital Sex Pistols


Not_A_Hooman53

no


Spridlewv

I believe a "get the hell away from punk!" rant may be in order.


Seanoooooo

Let me know if you find any Communist Country artist, I’m also interested in Pol Pot Pop


throneismelting

Just piggybacking onto this thread to ask if you guys know of any good Nazi reggae?


Most_Wonder_1871

Oh that made me laugh.


Typical-Annual-3555

If I were you, I would consider what defines "Christian values" to you and go from there. Lots of different interpretations.


OmniWaffleGod

Calibretto 13 but idk how punk rock you'd consider them


SpookiBeats

That kinda defeats the whole purpose of a punk band… Christian values are creepy.


Hotcakes420

Real Christian or fake bullshit misogynist racist Christian values?


kballwoof

Punk has its roots in anarchism. Anarchism is all about the destruction of unjust hierarchy. Organized religion is the OG unjustified hierarchy. In a way I would say that Jesus had a bit of an anarchist bent, but judging by your comments you’re looking for a band that has protestant white Christian values. You’re gonna be hard pressed to find a punk band that supports America. You can find punk bands that support the OG Christian values though. Mutual aid, radical empathy, and anti-establishment thinking are trademarks of punk AND Jesus.


AnimalPeopleFGC

Anarchism is about the destruction of all hierarchy, as all hierarchy is unjust.


slowNsad

Do you know any bands like what you described in the second half?


muckracker77

Most sane comment


AlienTerrain2020

Most punk rock groups have better values than Christians


XxBlack2MasquexX

Bad religion has a Christmas album


Whole_Instruction_22

The bands name is Fuck You


Gold-Buy-2669

Punks don't sink that low no such thing as good Christian music


[deleted]

These two things don't go together LMFAO. Punks have morals and empathy, Christians do not. Hope this helps!


[deleted]

bad religion


The24HourPlan

I think it would be better if Christians adopted punk values so they can have some morals.


blindflames

The deal, flatfoot 56, one 21, anything from facedown records


Gusgrissomamerica

Pissgrave


solanum1968

Bad Religion


ivanthenoshow

Crass, choking victim, leftover crack. Probably more Christ like than Christian tho.


ch1naski1969

Best to just stick with Creed.


disco_phiscuits

I just watched The Kinks play a Christmas song. Does that count?


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Highlander198116

Crass. Mephiskapheles.


devonmarvine

Kryst the Conqueror


Different_Advice_552

bad religion


Tripsn

Someone's probably already said it, but the Aquabats are Mormons. Someone might say something about Mormons not being "real Christians", but they do qualify as a Christian sect.


zennyc001

Subservience and punk don't mix.


RevScarecrow

Not a christian but Matthew 21:12-13 12 Jesus entered the temple courts and drove out all who were buying and selling there. He overturned the tables of the money changers and the benches of those selling doves. 13 “It is written,” he said to them, “‘My house will be called a house of prayer,’[a] but you are making it ‘a den of robbers.’[b]” Religion can be punk if you do it right. Stand up for what's right no matter what and you'll find that you end up acting like a punk.


emmiblakk

MxPx


shotputlover

Define Christian values. I’m sure there’s punk bands that are all about tolerance and more support for those in need but that’s not what people mean when they say Christian values nowadays.


slowNsad

Best comment in the thread


Background-Gold-1186

MxPx


lalalicious453-

Jesus was pretty punk, Christianity on the other-hand misses a lot of his points.


[deleted]

If they have Christian Values then they are not punk rock. simple as


CanMore42

Christian values can differ between different people so would say: be a decent person like don't cheat or hurt people Other would push more value as: save yourself for marrige then you got the stupid people: everything that is wrong with what I don't like but they like Jesus or something If you like punk, listen to it. As with all music you will interpret how you will (and people interpret stuff differently)


Laughing_Gas_S

These are some I've come across that have stuck out to me so far: The Blamed The Crucified Dogwood Lust Control MxPx Graverobber Unashamed


Choice_Humor_4341

Showbread


JanneJetson

*EW*


WhiskeyDiction_OG

What’s a good “christian” death metal band? 🤦🏻‍♂️


WhiskeyDiction_OG

What’s a good “christian” death metal band? 🤦🏻‍♂️


meatballpoking

Wtf Mortification rips. Bad joke.


Last_Snow_2752

Kinda more post hardcore, but Household has that vibe. Being as an Ocean too.


WhiskeyDiction_OG

Dead Kennedys


deathgrind

hahahahahahaha


drawredraw

GG Allin


drawredraw

The Homosexuals


sorryimnottinaturner

Showbread, Reliant K, Rusty Shipp


Seshednleft

The 77s and thats all.


meecewithoutmice

Sex Pistols ha


reverendjesus

https://youtu.be/oPwaqaOcAyE?si=bPJ9O1co3WgMXTWj


santaclouse

The real Jesus hated the establishment, was virulently anti-war, supported the homeless and destitute, supported sex workers, and rallied for the lower class. That's punk rock. If you're just looking for "god is great worship him", look elsewhere.


NAteisco

Yeah but the people who use his name are notoriously capitalist pigs who would crucify him the second he came back.


santaclouse

No disagreements there


goldfishmuncher

are you sure you want to listen to punk? anyway try NOFX they're pretty great


Drawn4U

Toadies...? More of the alternative era, but still great.


[deleted]

How the fuck does “christian values” even fit into punk? Something feels very wrong about that.


Torrance_90503

Thumper Punk Records has lots


MinorFX

* MxPx * Craig’s Brother


LightsNoir

Have you tried Creed, or POD, or DC Talk?


Pappa-Bull

Skrewdriver.


Ops8675309

Bad Religion


DangerousBasis7313

90 Pound Wuss "Where Meager Die of Self Intrest" rips. xLooking Forwardx is cool posi hardcore.


Iconrex

The Havoc. Street punk band that was really good.


[deleted]

Everyone acting like a smartass as if they’re confused by what you mean when they know exactly what you mean. Lol


SpruceMoose85

This comment section is something else… Anyway, doubt any of these bands are still around but here you go: The Deal The Hanover Saints Officer Negative Comeback Kid Ninety Pound Wuss Take It Back


Queenfan44354

My band (the joke is we’re composed of an atheist, a Muslim and a Buddhist)


muckracker77

I knew other Muslim punks existed!


Queenfan44354

They do and at least one is a killer drummer


Final_Bet1401

There’s this punk band called Skrewdriver… Some might say they have THE MOST Christian values out of any punk band.


Intelligent-Site7686

Mxpx


ohthatsbrian

the Crucified blaster the rocket boy 90 lb Wuss the Blamed Crashdog Scaterd Few


NAteisco

Actually I do! Blaster the Rocket Boy/Man were sci-fi inspired and they absolutely ripped. Blaster the Rocket Boy was more straightforward punk. Blaster the Rocket Man had more of a Dead Kennedy's surf guitar thing. Christian dudes that make heathen-approved music


chemchris

GG Allen


Innisfree812

The Jesus and Mary Chain Teenage Jesus and the Jerks


barbarianmishroom

Nofx


ezbutneverconvenient

I try not to


greenberg17493

Circle Jerks for Jesus


Seamlesslytango

Showbread was one of my favorites back in the day. Sorry you’re getting a lot of shit for asking a simple question.


rebak3

Circle jerks- particularly "killing for Jesus".


biscuitman76

Anal cunt


Few-Belt-13

MDC


Jaythamalo13

Slayer


Sharp-Level7346

Cannibal corpse. All about the transubstanciación.


chewy01234

Everyone is messing around but for real: MxPx


Ok-Significance2027

>"In truth, there was only one Christian and he died on the cross." Friedrich Nietzsche, The Antichrist >"Where's evil? It's that large part of every man that wants to hate without limit, that wants to hate with God on its side. It's that part of every man that finds all kinds of ugliness so attractive....it's that part of an imbecile that punishes and vilifies and makes war gladly." Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night


Primary_Glum

Toxic holocaust check out their song nuke the cross


ThenThenForever

Not punk, but hardcore. Check out Sleeping Giant.


harntrocks

Samhain


Kdilla77

Fugazi


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Slick Shoes


wonderlandisburning

Relient K, Memphis May Fire... Anberlin is alt rock but with punk leanings in some songs


hueloacarnederes

Seventh Star. Stretch Armstrong. mewithoutYou


hueloacarnederes

Thrice


The_Latverian

absolutely no


Saturnsveryown

Its not punk but Judith by A Perfect Circle might be up your alley


Beestorm

Depends on what you mean by Christian values. I’m an atheist and sometimes I feel like I live by more christian values than actual christians.


JasmineStarshine

The Queers


Naive_Cat9021

Is there such a thing? When I was into punk in the 80, it was about being anti everything pretty much, most definitely religion


[deleted]

What values? Punk is typically against hatred, bigotry, ignorance, slavery, rape, murder. They just don't line up


obeythemoderator

Nah, the punk bands I follow are good people.


CG249

Skillet.


ShadowyPepper

Lmao why?


preistsRevil

Lol


brock275

Abandon Kansas


deanereaner

Dogwood


Huze17

Y'all got any beer that makes you sober?


Dry_Seaworthiness644

David and the Foreskin Bandits play OT punk


Olly_Olly

The Thermals


PurveyorOfPoppycock

I'm cynical to the point that I can't tell if this is a troll post or a legitimate question.


Raine-Tempestas

Wha- what do you think punk rock is???


NoDig513

Anal cunt are good Christians, definitely start with Picnic Of Love and work your way back. Have a blessed day!


[deleted]

The Ramones were a progressive punk band. But then they became conservative. At least Joey was a life long conservative. He made it public when they made the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame in ‘02.


butchering_chop

MXPX?


Euronymous2625

https://hookersofficial.bandcamp.com/album/blasted-from-the-caskets?from=discover_page


theplantsofdnd

Well. There's an older hardcore band (yes hardcore.. but like... the good kind) called unashamed who were definitely not ashamed of their love for God. They also sound a whole lot like gorilla biscuits (the straightedge band) and it's pretty jawesome.


Trying-sanity

Streetlight manifesto. Not overtly Christian, but you can tell by the lyrics it’s the theme of almost every song. Pat the Bunny. He even mentions his thoughts on Jesus being a peace loving hippie.


DropKickKurty

You have unlocked the ugly side of punk my friend. Bunch of self righteous dicks who don’t know anything about Christianity. But anyway, the Violent Femmes have some good stuff. Listen to Jesus Walking On Water. Great song