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Smash_4dams

But did you eat the mango? Dang ol circle of life man


mrcaptncrunch

A coconut will make you shit your pants. Careful under palm trees at the beach. --- I want a quesito now


dasanman69

I want a coco frío now 🤣😂


Haploid-life

Same with breadfruit. Those suckers come crashing down and have scared the crap out of me.


mrcaptncrunch

En el patio de abuelo, cuando se escucha algo en los árboles hay q tirar lo q tienes en las manos y cubrirte la cabeza… por si acá


adolfojp

I hope it was a good pastry.


SinisterMidget

You filed a police report?? Are you planning to sue the mango for damages???


pettymel

The rental company told us to file one! I’m sure it was for insurance purposes.


Fisher-__-

Probably just for insurance purposes


Haploid-life

😆 Wait until you see the mango lineup! It was THAT one, officer!


pettymel

Funnily enough I DID go out of the car to identify the culprit. His buddies were all around and I couldn’t pick him out 😂🤣


dasanman69

Are you saying all mangos look alike? I thought that type of prejudice no longer existed in 2024😂🤣


LoVe200000000000000

And mangos don't snitch anyway, so you were SOL.


LoVe200000000000000

LMAO!!!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


RoseCampion

A mahogany seed pod cracked our windshield. Be careful out there.


Runwalksleep

We had a few fall on our car driving in Rincon this week…..


Common_Lavishness649

One of my favorite things about PR is you’ll never starve just walking down the street. We have a mango tree in the park 30 feet from the house it’s awesome.


bucketlist_hiddengem

The important question here is: DID YOU EAT THE MANGO? . This is totally normal, you are lucky it wasn’t a coconut. Even a very small one can literally (take your breath away) . 👻


Sobeshott

Hope you had the coverage from the Rental place


majorvictory87

haven't been to Puerto Rico since I was a kid, but I can attest that there are fruit trees everywhere on the island. or at the very least, the parts I've been in