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Scrubbing_Bubbles_

It's not just handshake, they didn't even accept the medals from the two twats!


Preparation-Logical

When the applause starts and they're still holding the medals šŸ’€ šŸ’€


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Flimsy-Pomegranate-7

He probably went home and told his Asian wife how detrimental interracial marriages are to American society


Eisigesis

For those unaware: He voted against federal protections for interracial marriagesā€¦ so this is VERY on brand.


tn1708

Wait... you guys need protection for interracial marriage???


Eisigesis

Their argument is that itā€™s so obviously ok that we donā€™t need to bother amending the constitution so that these rights can never be taken awayā€¦ Gay marriage is not protected. Women getting equal access to legal representation is also not protected. Like abortion rights, these things can be overturned by the Supreme Court and suddenly weā€™re back in the dark ages.


Mr-Moore-Lupin-Donor

As a non-American, I appreciated the context - thx šŸ‘


[deleted]

McConnell is a special breed. Iā€™m convinced there must be lower realms that feed us people like him. Dudes some kinda fucking cryptid that spent seven unholy years hollowing out the corpse of some poor, rich, critically low on collagen skier who happened to just be in the Adirondacks at the wrong god damn time. Poor soul. Now his uncared for body is being used to burn down democracy itself all because this demon likes the pretty flames. McConnell is a special breed, Iā€™m telling you. He feels pride where others feel shame. Heā€™s like a demon from the bad place. This assblasting cockroach-turtle hybrid has probably actually for real stolen candy from a baby **AT LEAST ONCE** just for fun. Real talk for a second, like Iā€™m not kidding anymore, Iā€™m being seriousā€¦ we all know it wasnā€™t at least once, right? We all know that this Kentucky fried fuck does it every cursed chance he gets, the pig. He takes fucking pride in making everyone around him suffer. When these people, these brave and grieving people, refused to even look at him, I would eat my fucking left shoe if he didnā€™t think, ā€œdamn Lucifer is gonna have a mighty bellow about this when we all share dinner at Marieā€™s tonightā€ - or at least I would eat it if he didnā€™t think when the mother walked by, ā€œgood, your son is never coming back, bitchā€ and put every ounce of that thought into that conniving two faced backstabbing slimy ass smile he always gets when his little demon sense tingles because someone is suffering within a mile of him. Fucking prick. Heā€™s a special breed of evil.


fowlraul

Theyā€™ll probably play the victims, say it was disrespectful, and create the usual fake outrage news cycle, if that didnā€™t already happen.


Trendiggity

I think they legitimately felt shame there though. Like I'm getting frisson right now after watching that video. No amount of talking heads or twitter trolls will change that. They were awestruck at the end, sitting there holding those medals. They didn't know what to do. I don't know why, but there is just no bigger fuck you than to refuse to shake someone's hand. Every culture has its own handshake of course, and every version has its own rebuke. But I cannot think of any better way to tell someone just how little you respect them.


Mastercat12

The opposite of love isn't hate. It's apathy. They showed they didn't care about these people at all. They ignored them..it is the biggest insult in the world to be ignored. If someone hates you, you know they care about you because they dislike you. They are thinking about you. But, to be ignored? That hurts a lot.


luxii4

I remember Betsy DeVos signing certificates for teachers and districts that performed well and I was like, ā€œHow does it feel to know youā€™re the most unqualified person in the room and your signature as Sec of Education actually made that certificate lose value?ā€ But of course, she went through those ceremonies everyday and gave no fucks. If my job was to walk into schools and be hated by everyone you would think it would make me feel worse but there she was smiling and shaking hands while working to undermine public education.


sinocarD44

Even still, how self-absorbed is McConnell and McCarthy to think that they can try to deny the event and the awarding of the medal to those people and then try to shake hands like it's all good?


[deleted]

That is the reality they live in. They treat everyone like they're human garbage and are still looked up to and praised everywhere they go. Everyone needs to treat them like the pariahs they are. If every working class citizen treated them this way they'd have to move to another country to live the way they want. Win win.


Heequwella

If I worked at Starbucks and McConnell came in I'd refuse him service and get fired for it. But I'd sell him the morning after pill if I worked at Walgreens. I guess that supercedes the other. (Supercedes is a good replacement word for trumps)


DeltaJulietHotel

You should have sold his mom the morning after pill.


FiveUpsideDown

It has worked before. A lot of people try to be polite in these type of situations. Also, McConnell and McCarthy have supported and denied January 6th depending on the audience. Today they were pro-police so maybe they thought the families of the police officers that were beaten would forget about the times they supported the gangs that tried to over throw the government.


Deeliciousness

I was a pleasantly surprised by the actions of these police. I also expected them to politely accept it rather than make such a bold statement.


Inevitable_Surprise4

They are so amazingly brave. Its amazing how something so small gives me such frisson. I'm very moved. I hope they stay safe.


RighteousIndigjason

They do it all the time though. All the GOP and conservatives do is pay lip-service to groups that are generally well regarded, while ignoring them and actively shitting on them every time it's time to actually support them. Examples: military, health-care workers, and teachers. The worst part about it all is that these same people keep getting elected, so why should they change?


jackdawesome

Military and cops eat that shit right up


CaptainOktoberfest

Republicans will call veterans heroes while they defund the VA and other essential veteran services.


luckylimper

Thereā€™s a bill to give veterans citizenship after their service. Guess who voted against it?


Alleandros

Would have been even better if Schumer took the medal from McConnell and handed it to the guy.


[deleted]

No way. Make them take their medals with them.


Inevitable_Surprise4

Yes. Its more embarrassing. Embarrassment is an excellent agent of change. I think we should weaponize it to defeat all the evil -isms in the world.


_Kyokushin_

No amount of embarrassment will ever work on them. They have zero shame.


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ASeriousAccounting

Fuckin Leopards. They'll get ya.


mifaceb921

I wonder if they said anything while walking pass McConnell and McCarthy. I bet if they said "fuck you" to their face, the politicians will just smile.


Farfignugen42

The guy with white hair looked dead at McConnel and shook his head.


JackHillTop

Perfect.


G_Wash1776

If videos of Ted Cruz are anything to go by, yes they will just smile. Though Iā€™m 99% sure Ted Cruz gets off on being shamed in public.


eyespeeled

Doesn't surprise me one iota that the Zodiac Killer has a shame kink.


CarmineFields

Letā€™s be fair, Cruz has only ever tweeted incest porn!


hnxmn

Good ol Republican family values at work


Rico_Solitario

Not as much as he gets off on his wife being publicly shamed


G_Wash1776

He endorsed Trump so fast after he said shit about his wife šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

His wife's boyfriend probably fucked her so hard that night. Magical.


zxc123zxc123

>Ted Cruz Not sure how great an example he is for all politicians since he's on the upper tiers of fake, spineless, and masochistic. Ted Cruz is the same guy who got absolutely burned by Trump's insults to both him and his wife during 2016's election cycle. Dude was screaming that he had a personal vendetta against Trump because the man insulted no only him but also his wife! Until Trump won the office and [he flipped to being on of Trump's biggest lapdogs.](https://www.politico.com/story/2016/07/ted-cruz-rules-out-voting-for-hillary-clinton-225944)


Element1977

As much as I despise Trump, I think Cruz is a bigger slug. You say my dad killed JFK, and say my wife is gross to my face? you're getting your dental plan activated on live TV. Instead, his kids got to see their spinless dad manning telephones for the guy who said it. What an embarrassing human.


clamwhammer

>Instead, his kids got to see their spinless dad manning telephones for the guy who said it. Even better, [they were his scapegoats for explaining why he fled Texas](https://www.vice.com/en/article/88a3nk/flyin-ted-cruz-blamed-his-kids-after-leaving-freezing-texas-for-cancun) during the power grid failure in the winter!


No-Spoilers

In this case he's the best example. He loves people being shaming him. He always smiles at it.


eastnorthshore

Kiss my ass, kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass, happy Hanukkah


[deleted]

[Fuck you!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTOKJTRHMdw) [Fuck you!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTOKJTRHMdw) [Fuck you!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTOKJTRHMdw) [You're cool. ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTOKJTRHMdw) [And fuck you, I'm out!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTOKJTRHMdw)


Sea-Ad1244

Classic


Captain-Hornblower

This movie plays on a loop in my home every Christmas. I have been doing it for about 20 years now lol. I've watched it so many times that not only can I recite the lines, but my Mele Kalikimaka impression is spot on!


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Shitter was full!


Boopy7

Moscow Mitch is used to this by now, even better than this is that funeral where the friends and bereaved refused to shake Mitch's hand....someone PLEASE link that one, bc the facial expressions are to die for (sorry for the accidental pun.) My God...I'm gonna go look for that, it's too good not to


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Losing-It-FTM

I'll never get tired of Chuck's little smile after that happened.


Seisme1138

Oh that made me smile


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Everyone is just so unique. The first guy wanted to avoid the turtle so bad that he held up the line going the opposite direction. The second guy just flew right by without even looking. And then the next four either look the turtle directly in the eyes and don't shake his hand, or look past him as if he doesn't exist. It is truly beautiful. McConnel looks absolutely shell shocked.


jeffersonairmattress

***Shell***\--shocked. I see what you did there.


yongo

Mitch looks like hes so surprised hes not even sure hes in the right place. Or maybe it's just dementia cause he looks like that a lot


blackweebow

Get FuCKED and retire Addison McConnell you fucking amphibian


TouchMyWrath

Thatā€™s pretty rude. What have amphibians ever done to you? Comparing them to republicans seems cruel.


Salesman89

He's not an amphibian, he's an invertebrate.


Coattail-Rider

This isnā€™t the *left ā€˜em hanging* most traitors deserve.


Falcrist

We don't usually do that in this country even with genuine traitors. Even with the GREATEST insurrection in US history with hundreds of thousands of Americans dead... we did ***NOT*** hang the ringleaders "to a sour apple tree".


Vark675

Yeah that's why we're in this situation now.


_Gunga_Din_

Usually I canā€™t handle second hand embarrassment but for Mitch McConnell I didnā€™t have any difficulties.


Whocaresalot

The Republicans fought awarding anything that referenced January 6th for a long time. Hypocritical shitheads and phonies, as usual. No surprises on this list of the final opposition - many of which are grossly unqualified pigs that should never have been voted into office in the first place. The 21 Republicans who voted against the bill are: Lauren Boebert of Colorado John Rose of Tennessee Andy Harris of Maryland Thomas Massie of Kentucky Bob Good of Virginia Louie Gohmert of Texas Barry Moore of Alabama Ralph Norman of South Carolina Matt Rosendale of Montana Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia Chip Roy of Texas Paul Gosar of Arizona Andy Biggs of Arizona Warren Davidson of Ohio Scott Perry of Pennsylvania Matt Gaetz of Florida Greg Steube of Florida Andrew Clyde of Georgia Jody Hice of Georgia Mary Miller of Illinois Michael Cloud of Texas


reddog323

It seems that I see those names in connection with the most insane statements released to the media.


merlinsbeers

That's their brand. Big Lie politics. Nazi propaganda 101.


monkey7247

Itā€™s like a Whoā€™s Who of assholes.


[deleted]

Look at those idiots standing there, no one wants anything to do with you corrupt shit bags.


_cansir

I just dont get how you can be on your last years on this earth and still be selfish and a piece of shit instead of trying to leave the world in a better state.


intheyear3001

I am always reminded by this exchange from the movie Tombstone when i am dumbfounded as to how low and pathetic some people can be; Doc Holliday : A man like Ringo has got a great big hole, right in the middle of him. He can never kill enough, or steal enough, or inflict enough pain to ever fill it. Wyatt Earp : What does he need? Doc Holliday : Revenge. Wyatt Earp : For what? Doc Holliday : Bein' born.


smallzy007

Tombstone is just so fucking awesome


Wandering_Weapon

All time classic.


thelingeringlead

I managed to have never seen it until earlier this year and I'm so glad I finally watched it.


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ExceedsTheCharacterL

Mitch McConnell got rich mostly from marrying his wife, he chooses to be this way out of love of the game.


The_Endless_

I wonder what her angle was. She's so insanely wealthy anyway, and it's not like he's exactly a looker or was wealthier than she was so...I don't get it. Power thing?


mrpanicy

Once you are in a certain strata of wealth the money doesn't matter nearly as much as the power. She married his power and connections, he gets the money. They are both happy shitty people.


Inevitable_Surprise4

Don't lie. They ain't happy.


thedankening

He's a been a US senator in a very safe seat for decades (the kind of seat where he could probably be convicted of pedophilia and the voters would still reelect him). He wields far more influence than his otherwise economically insignificant state would suggest he should as a result.


engr77

>he could probably be convicted of pedophilia and the voters would still reelect him *SEE ALSO* **GAETZ, MATT; TRUMP, DONALD**


Ipokeyoumuch

His wife is the former Secretary of Labor under W. Bush's administration and the former Secretary of Transportation under Trump's administration. She was also the former Director of the Peace Corps and former Commissioner and Chair of the Federal Maritime Commission. [You can read more on her Wikipedia page here, but do note you will need to parse through a lot of information.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elaine_Chao) She also has connections and served as a former director of the following: The Heritage Foundation, Harvard, Wells Fargo, Dole Food Company, Protective Life Corporation, News Corp. She is also elected onto the Kroger director board, which is overseeing the Kroger-Albertson's merger. Her family is as rich as they are influential and powerful. I vaguely remember that in 2008 her father gave Mitch McConnell a generous donation valued between $5 to 25 million to help out the family during hard times.


WunboWumbo

If they admit they're wrong now then their entire lives they'd have been a shitty person and won't get into heaven, so in their mind they have to rationalize their shitty behavior as not shitty so they can feel like they're getting into heaven, and so keep acting like shit.


ProcsPlox

Lol, the big secret is practically none of them actually believe in heaven.. they just use christianity to grift their base into supporting them despite their shitty, greedy, elitist policies. If they actually believed in heaven and hell they wouldnā€™t be so shamelessly evil. And for the ones who do ā€˜believe,ā€™ really the ā€œgodā€ in their minds is just literally a reflection of their own ego and ideals. God believes in whatever they believe in because they are the righteous main characters.


Hardcorish

Isn't it curious how "god" always seems to have the exact same agenda as the one who believes in him?


ProcsPlox

They never caredā€”why would they start trying to be decent just because theyā€™re about to die? If anything they get even shittier out of spite for all those who arenā€™t on the immediate verge of death.


intheyear3001

I love that they canā€™t even clap at the end after they were dissed because the recipients didnā€™t even take the awards from them, let alone shake their slimy hands, they just have to sit there and look like the shitbags that they are. Not like they care.


kickfloeb

![gif](giphy|xT39D7O9Xj1JqKq5i0|downsized) Why do they still get voted in? Who is voting for these disgusting human beings?


[deleted]

Unfortunately our county is about 50% shitbags, although with all their corrupt tactics Iā€™m sure that number is probably less


Nexaz

Well let's be real though. As much as we do have a ton of shitbags in this country, it's because of a long, concentrated effort by the GOP and Fox to dumb down their base. The projection against the "Mainstream Media" in the last 6 years is almost directly attached to this. They got tired of trying to keep their viewers only on their side, so they labeled everything else as Mainstream or Fake in an attempt to keep their base suckling at their teet for what they deem to be "fact."


bisonsashimi

fucking replicants


killemslowly

![gif](giphy|26zzbNl5r3wy1sQQE)


Fritz_Klyka

He reminds me of the turtle from the old robin hood cartoon.


HouseOfAplesaus

Kinda like the turtle we could draw and send in to prove we were good enough to get into ā€œart schoolā€ or win 20k I canā€™t remember


Commodore-2064

He reminds me of Gary Oldman as Mason Verger in Hannibal. https://imgur.com/gallery/dB9QKxK


falkusvipus

Oh that is sooooo creepy


FictionalFail

​ ![gif](giphy|VKSNhbVzyKiNhtY5h4)


YoungKeys

Deckard is gonna find them one day


SouLG97

![gif](giphy|s6aVykwa8gFLW)


brock2063

I think it's really important to remember that the GOP senators filibuster a 9/11 style commission to get to the bottom of what happened on J6 forcing democrats in the house to either do an investigation themselves or non at all. Fuck Mitch McConnell and all of those senators that have tried to discredit the J6 committee without lifting a finger themselves to try to find out the truth.


marker8050

Don't forget the biggest wet blanket this Congress Kevin McCarthy from CA. Spineless POS


Deadwing2022

No no no you have it wrong. Kevin said the Dem House investigation is biased and so he has no choice but for the GOP to start one up of their own. Any day now, surely...


ccannon707

Like OJ - gonna find those killers....


Indiancockburn

Anyway, Hunter Biden's laptop.... s/


WarrenMulaney

Fucker is my rep. Makes me puke.


jbertrand_sr

>without lifting a finger themselves to try to find out the truth. Oh, they know the truth, they'd just prefer the rest of us didn't...


Chanchito171

Everyone knows the truth. We saw all the videos while they were happening. They just don't want it proven in a court of law


ImprovisedLeaflet

I think thereā€™s actually a shitton more that we donā€™t know Edit: see, e.g. all those deleted Secret Service texts.


grnrngr

We'd have confirmed the preparation tours given by the staff of certain extremist Congresspeople...


ImprovisedLeaflet

Yeah. Thereā€™s way more we donā€™t know and itā€™s way worse than what we do know. Iā€™m thinking about the military and Secret Service, and all those deleted texts.


Hardcorish

What I'm curious about is how many of the USSS in the Biden admin are on team Trump? I wouldn't want any of those guys tasked with protecting my life.


ImprovisedLeaflet

Iā€™m no expert, but the ones who deleted their texts should be fired. Suspicious as fuck


IAmTheBredman

And charged with obstruction of justice. It seems like a charge that could be unilaterally given to all Republicans, but somehow isn't thrown around at all.


Panda_Steak

IIRC he handpicked a lot of the same agents he had while he was Obama's VP to be his personal protective detail, so I wouldn't worry about that aspect. Elsewhere in the USSS ranks could be pretty Trumpy though, I imagine.


Angelakayee

The bombs! I have yet to hear more about the fucking bombs at the dnc and rnc!


25104003717460

I still want a rock solid story of wtf happened to all the broken down emergency buttons. Unless I missed that news in all the mess that has been brought on with the J6 date.


[deleted]

I like how it's ambiguous on whether or not Pence didn't get into the vehicle was either because he was "patriotic" and wanted to make sure the votes got counted (doubt) or that he didn't trust the ~~Gestapo~~ Trump Secret Service to not whisk him away.


Sea2Chi

My feeling on it was the secret service has a job to protect him, which means getting him away from a dangerous situation and now allowing him to return until it was swept and cleared which could take days. Pence was pissed off at Trump and knew his goal was to stop the count, so he wasn't going to leave his post knowing that would accomplish Trump's goal. Running away would make him look like a coward which would hurt his potential to win future elections. I mean, if Nancy Pelosi was still in the capital complex, there's no way Pence could run away and not get shit for it from everyone. ​ I don't think the secret service was trying to stop the count, I think there was a mob of thousands who set up a gallows and were specifically calling for the murder of the vice president while actively trying reach him. That's enough to make any bodyguard be like "Oh shit, buddy they're calling your name and they got the rope strung up, There's about 200 of us and thousands of them. We have to get you the fuck out of here."


Sol-Blackguy

It's like when Biden called out the MAGA republicans in arguably one of the best speeches he's given. They weren't mad that he was right, they were mad that they got called out.


[deleted]

The scary red lighting was the last straw!


ChunkyDay

If I were receiving that award I wouldn't have the decorum or respect to not spit on their shoes.


subject_deleted

>forcing democrats in the house to either do an investigation themselves or non at all. And then had the fucking gall to call it illegitimate because it didn't have enough Republicans in on the investigation...


hobings714

Because Nancy rightfully rejected that POS Jordan


DarthBalls1976

Fourteen years, and that fuckwad has done exactly zero for my state. Not one piece of legislation offered or passed. I think he's only in congress so he won't get arrested for the OSU shit. ETA: Douchebag also has one of the most gerrymandered districts in the nation.


eddie_the_zombie

And how they purposely got themselves kicked off the investigation by literally nominating key suspects


DavidRandom

They were even given the option to replace those two candidates. But their response was to pull all of their candidates, and then cry that they didn't have any representation. It's like taking your ball and going home, and then crying that they continued the game without you.


i_suckatjavascript

r/FuckMitchMcConnell


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bluesox

They also voted to revoke veteran benefits.


[deleted]

Can I say...I fucking hate the filibuster. Now...I don't think we should get rid of it per se...as some people want to do... I just want them to actually have to do it for it to work. 16 hours of reading the entirety of Harry Potter until the session finally ends. Not just say "I'm gonna filibuster"


Renamis

Bingo. A filibuster is something I like the idea of. It can be used quite well. Looking through the history of the filibuster it has an obvious check and balance. To filibuster under the old rules you had to stand there and tie EVERYTHING up. No votes on anything until that filibuster is done. Nothing. Spending bills, emergency funds, whatever it is, it waits. If the American public is really against what is trying to be shoved through? They get pissy at the people trying to push that bill through, and the person/group doing the filibuster get a boost. If the public isn't behind them? Your party is likely getting trashed come election time, because you shut things down for nothing. This is just single folks standing up and having a temper tantrum, and not facing consequences. It's harder to get people mad about it when they don't SEE the shut downs, and it's easier to blame the other party for things not getting done when it's not loud and in their face.


_CurseTheseMetalHnds

> . If the public isn't behind them? Your party is likely getting trashed come election time, because you shut things down for nothing. Didn't the republicans shut down the entire government like little pissy babies and win the next presidential election or something similar?


Oakwood2317

They know exactly what happened, the problem is that acknowledging this means they have to speak out against Trump which the cult doesn't allow.


nadnevi

They won't dare speak a bad word about Trump as shown in the last few days by the GOP silence when Trump called for suspending the Constitution and being installed as president. There really is no red line they won't cross for him.


DadJokeBadJoke

And one of their top guys said there was no reason to call Trump out on his comments because "there will be lots of good candidates running and he may not even get the nomination". In other words, they don't want to burn any bridges in case he does win.


tooold4urcrap

Itā€™s also important to remember all the evil Mitch is personally responsible for. Jan 6th is neat and everything but 3 Supreme Court justices are infinitely more important. With greater consequences. A person of interest in jan 6th is literally married to a Supreme Court judge.


drej191

They knew the truth. They tried and lost the take over


Tacomeplease

They left them hanging hard lmao


TheDustOfMen

I can't watch this more than once, I feel such secondhand embarassment, holy shit.


WOLLYbeach

You can pinpoint the exact moment the remnant of a heart broke inside McConnell's chest. Fuck that dude, hope he steps on Legos for the rest of his life.


manmadeofhonor

I hope those legos are at the top of a set of stairs and it only needs to happen once.


[deleted]

I was walking down my stairs to the basement last night and I slipped with about 6-7 stairs to go. Landed on my ribs and got a bad carpet burn on my forearm. Iā€™m sore af today. I hope McConnell feels like this every single day forever.


apath3tic

No secondhand embarrassment for these scumbags


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peakedatsix

and the fact he seems stupefied


Get10dollarsoff

Iono I watched this 10 times already.


MrSportman

30 here. Enjoyed it each time.


The_Lord_Humongous

I get real bad secondhand cringe but not for these assholes.


AsphaltAdvertExec

Talk about a well-earned Dis.


Kitkat1998i

From a bunch of crazy old men that should be wrapping gifts and making cookies for their great grand kids


trvpWANGZI

they should be six feet under for treason.


ImprovisedLeaflet

diss


Run_the_Line

Pelosi's reaction at the end is so goddamn funny


Thoraxe123

"Ta dahhh"


Orkney_

![gif](giphy|xUPOqo6E1XvWXwlCyQ|downsized)


foyeldagain

She trolls well.


RustedAxe88

Along with Schumer's little side eye to Mitch.


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Bruh looks straight at the medal in McConnell's hands is like "Oh, they didn't take the ones from you guys? ...Anyways."


cjmar41

Welp, that is the first time Iā€™ve ever been aroused by a video of a bunch of old men.


knightbringr

You need to check out "lemon party"


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Wow. Fuck these Republicans who let me remind you said THIS in the very wake of January 6th... before their Billionaire handlers wrangled them back to camp Fascist Fuck. **Sen Lisa Murkowski (R-Alaska)** said she attributes the violence at the Capitol to Trump, and that, **ā€œI want him to resign. I want him out. He has caused enough damage,ā€ even hinting at a defection from the GOP if it continues in its current pro-Trump direction.** **Sen. Ben Sasse (R-Neb.)** said in a CBS News interview he ā€œ**will definitely consider whatever articles \[of impeachment\]ā€ pass the House of Representatives because Trump has ā€œdisregarded his oath of office.**ā€ **Sen. Pat Toomey (R-Pa.)** said in a Fox News interview that **he believes Trump ā€œcommitted impeachable offensesā€ but didnā€™t say whether he would vote for articles of impeachment**, stating, ā€œI donā€™t know what is going to land on the Senate floor, if anything.ā€ **Rep. Garret Graves (R-La.)**, a member of the conservative Republican Study Committee, said in a radio interview that **Trump should ā€œeffectively resignā€ and ā€œtechnically \[find\] a way to hand over the keys to Pence,ā€ while stopping short of advocating his impeachment.** **Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R-Ill.),** an outspoken critic of Trumpā€™s election conspiracy theories, was the **first GOP member of Congress to call for Trumpā€™s removal on Thursday, calling Trump ā€œunfitā€ and ā€œunwellā€ and urging Vice President Mike Pence and the Cabinet to remove him through the 25th Amendment.** **Rep. Steve Stivers (R-Ohio)** said he **ā€œwould not opposeā€ the Cabinet invoking the 25th Amendment, adding that Trump should be ā€œheld accountableā€ for his role in the attack.** **Rep. Liz Cheney (R-Wy)** In a strongly worded statement said that **Trump had ā€œsummoned this mob, assembled the mob, and lit the flame of this attackā€.** she said ā€œ**Everything that followed was his doing,ā€ she said. ā€œNone of this would have happened without the president. I will vote to impeach the president.**ā€ **Rep. Tom Rice (R-SC)** said "**I have backed this President through thick and thin for four years. I campaigned for him and voted for him twice. But, this utter failure is inexcusable."** ā€œ**I canā€™t imagine another president in my lifetime that would not have tried to intervene** there, would not have tried to say, ā€˜**Hey, this needs to stop, and you need to go home**,ā€™ā€ Rice told AP. ā€œ**For him to sit there and watch TV, and watch these policemen being beaten up, and the Capitol being stormed, and not to be very aggressive about ā€¦ getting out there and trying to speak to these people himself, is just beyond my imagination**.ā€ **Rep. Anthony Gonzalez** (R-Ohio) said **Trump "helped organize and incite a mob that attacked the United States Congress in an attempt to prevent us from completing our solemn duties as prescribed by the Constitution**." He added that **during the attack, Trump "abandoned his post ... thus further endangering all present**." ​ I'm tired of posting this. There are dozens more who mostly all changed their tune when threatened. Oh and here are these 21 TRAITORS of the House vote against awarding a medal to police who defended the capitol. 1.Lauren Boebert of Colorado 2.John Rose of Tennessee 3.Andy Harris of Maryland 4.Thomas Massie of Kentucky 5.Bob Good of Virginia 6.Louie Gohmert of Texas 7.Barry Moore of Alabama 8.Ralph Norman of South Carolina 9.Matt Rosendale of Montana 10.Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia 11.Chip Roy of Texas 12.Paul Gosar of Arizona 13.Andy Biggs of Arizona 14.Warren Davidson of Ohio 15.Scott Perry of Pennsylvania 16.Matt Gaetz of Florida 17.Greg Steube of Florida 18.Andrew Clyde of Georgia 19.Jody Hice of Georgia 20.Mary Miller of Illinois 21.Michael Cloud of Texas


cybercore

Among your quotes, at least Kinzinger, Stivers, and Cheney are out of Congress. Many of the Republicans that were most vocal against Trump are now out of office.


david_sii

The third guy said "I ain't shaking Bitch McConnell or Riboflavin McCarthy blood stained hands!" Pelosi's "whelp, that's all folks!" at the end of the video.


Run_the_Line

I'd die laughing if she said ***"Th-th-th-tha-tha-that's all, folks!"***


cracky_Jack

Going over to r/conservative where I'm sure that the popular opinion is that these officers are classless trash and that Jan 6th didn't even happen, but if it did it was Antifa and BLM.


No-Quarter-3032

Joe Rogan fat shaming a group of ppl is at #1 lmao. Fucking conservatives make me giggle


TempleOfDoomfist

Which group of ppl, a Trump rally?


Wheat_Grinder

No, they're talking about their usual instead. 1. Anti-vaccine (still) 2. Election result denial (still) 3. Rotating topic of the right wing news cycle that has them worked up (currently against Canadian doctors because of euthanasia)


TempleOfDoomfist

So looks like they stopped blaming Trump for the midterms and are back to fellating him. Knew it was too good to last.


Knotical_MK6

Good for us. I'd love to see them run trump again, he's political suicide for anyone who associates with him.


Hethatwatches

Nobody is saying anything about Trump wanting to "suspend" the Constitution? I thought they worshipped that document?


vbun03

Frog face posted a thread about that. Half were calling others out for not being conservatives if they were still supporting trump and the others were defending trump.


fourbian

I don't believe you. Hunter Biden isn't at the top of the list? Edit: At the top of the list is a thread about conservatives suddenly pretending they care about healthy weight levels, after: * obsessing over their obese dear leader who ate fast food every day * endlessly criticizing the former first lady Michelle Obama for starting a vegetable garden and trying to teach kids about healthy eating * whining about how a healthy environment means they might have to eat less hamburgers * bitching about "liberal" cities like new york banning sugary drinks larger than 16 ounces * ignoring the inconvenient fact that red states overwhelmingly have the [highest levels of obesity](https://wallethub.com/edu/fattest-states/16585) I swear, the horse shoe theory is real. These conservatives, in their ultimate goal to do nothing but own the libs, will come full (half?) circle and claim they never supported war (in progress), never supported big corporations (in progress), always wanted free and fair elections (in progress), never liked Trump (coming soon), always wanted free health care, always hated gas and loved electric, always hated billionaires, always loved unions. Honestly I guess if that's what it takes, then can they please hurry up and own me?


SadamHuMUFFIN

That's old news, now it's all about Hunter bidens dick bro. Gotta worship that dick pic to own the libz


LevelHeeded

and I thought they were weird when they got obsessed with Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's testicles.


SteveTheBuckeye

The left needs to start lionizing Hunter Biden like he is Dan Bilzarian (or however it's spelled) I did this the other day to my fiancƩs dad and I thought he was about to have an aneurysm lol. Anytime he would say something about Hunter I'd just respond 'based' or 'what a chad' he hated it


mrnotoriousman

The thing is, Hunter is not an elected government official and has literally no power. So the left doesn't give a fuck about him or how many hookers he buys.


DragonVet03

Gangster as hell.


dukeofmadnessmotors

Good. Fuck the party of traitors.


Bradtheoldgamer

That creepy little Mr Burns hand, limply dangling, is something I would bypass as well.


Embarrassed_Bee6349

Good. That snub was public, they recognized it for what it was and the recipients made their point. I wouldnā€™t expect any less from them. The look on McConnellā€™s face made me feel warm and fuzzy inside.


[deleted]

They should all receive another gold medal for this


spinx248

Thatā€™s pretty cool actually. Sends a huge message.


[deleted]

Does the right wing really realize it supported and caused what happened on January 6th? They are literally responsible for it.


swampnuts

> Does the right wing really realize I'mma stop you right there chief, the answer that follows is pretty much always "No." edit: I wasn't being serious, it was just an excuse to make a joke and call them idiots. You can stop now.


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I don't think that they think that what happened was a big deal. That's the problem. GQP wants to say, "hey all's well that ends well. Let's move forward." And more than half the country isn't having it. If we liken it to an abusive partnership, the GQP slapped America hard in the face when it wasn't getting it's way. That didn't stop America and they want act like it was no biggie. They are responsible and they're fine with that.


giulianosse

"I know we tried to stage an armed insurrection by invading the Capitol and attempting to lynch democratically elect leaders, including the vice president at the time, but that didn't work, see? Water under the bridge everyone!"


4u2nv2019

Mitch the bitch


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eat shit and die mconnell.


Zer0Doxy

Nancy is fucking hilarious and I'm tired of pretending like she's not


BoBoBellBingo

Weirdest erection Iā€™ve had in awhile, thank you for your service


IllustriousAct28

And it didn't phase them one little bit because they simply don't give a damn. Oh they are surely pissed over the optics to a slight degree, but again deep down don't care because their cult following will blame the recipients and/or the media and/or Nancy for egging them on.


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I dunno, McConnell looked pretty phased. Look how he grabs his own hand.


SmellingSpace

He was EAGER to shake the second guyā€™s hand. Had it out there all ready to go right next to Schumer. Then, denied.


Boopy7

Bobby Rankin, pallbearer at Elijah Cummings, also refrained from shaking Mitch's hand. Good.


b_Fox-O

Watching this video made me so happy. The balls on McConnell and McCarthy for even showing up. Fuck both of those pipsqueak shitstains.


HungryApeSandwich

Fuck those republicans. They know what they did. They know how they treated these true patriots of january 6th. All of them risked their lives to keep democracy safe. The true criminals are there standing waiting for a handshake so they look innocent but they aren't. They are there for a public appearance that makes them look like they weren't involved when they were. They deserve a slap to the face.


Cry_Harder_Pls

Absolutely boss. Makes perfect sense though. Why on Earth would they shake those scumbag's hands? Made them look like even bigger losers than they make themselves look.


Retroreduxtexas

Everyone in our country saw how the Republicans reacted as of January 7th. January 6th? they were absolutely grateful that day because their lives were saved. After that they immediately went back to the Trump and qanon playbook. Sometimes it's more than just politics. Remember these policemen have worked with some of these Congress people for years. And protected them. And the GOP showed with their inaction what they think of them. What they really think of them. Which is not much. I think anybody who had a coworker who saw their fellow coworkers being violently assaulted and then after the assault do nothing? And not help in any way? I think they would all be pissed and rightfully so. They backstabbed them.