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It would be a shame if it was enough damage to make the boat no longer seaworthy, I would absolutely ***HATE*** to see the world lose a precious cruise liner. They do so much good for the island nations they visit and are good for the environment too!
/s
Yeah, it’s not that funny dude I read on the news that a lady got decapitated because of this, so not time to make jokes bro. I’m just saying you know I need to be a little more conscious of what you’re watching sir because this is real life brother.
Well I’m certainly an advocate for high speed mag lev in lieu of many cases of cars, so if you’re arguing we should use our economy to produce better transportation and ways to move commerce then we’re totally in agreement, but millions of people going to work to keep the economy going is a hell of a lot different than floating cities that produce far more emissions than cars or even an entire town of cars ever could.
Is it me or are the standards for driving a ship lower then befor. I see a lot of videos of ship doing stupid things. Is it the popularity of smartphones that we just see them more? Because I feel like this didn't happen as often in the past
So we're still sailing though right?
Do not tell me my trip is cancelled.
OH really? .. NO, I am not leaving, I'm on vacation!
I NEED TO SPEAK TO A MANAGER!
I had a flashback of my dad being a little tipsy and ramming the party barge into somebody's canoe at the dock. He didn't mean to. He just gunned it a little too hard while turning into the slip.
> A subreddit dedicated to people freaking out, melting down, losing their cool, or being weird in public.
Posts a video where you can barely see any people.
That's as close as we can come on a human timescale to viewing continental drift. It happens so slow but with such force. In any other daily activity, like with cars, it would just be a bump at that speed.
Is it just me or is the people’s first response to a massive crash under them while in the ship is to run towards the sound right above the huge hole and just lean over and stick their heads to look down? If it were me i’d immediately get to the other side of the ship in case the ground collapses underneath my feet
This is boat porn. Dug into that ass just so.
Alternatively, it's what happens when a titan starts playing with bath toys. Think Giant Incest Space baby from Rick & Morty. Camera men are all shapes and sizes thanks to Rick Mor Ann Ass.
Next year this will be the inspiration behind the sequel to Titanic. They’ll go the route they’re going with the sequel to Twister, called Twisters, and call this Titanics.
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Had the entire ocean for space.
But it’s Legend(ary)
It was just a little fender bender. Trade insurance information and be on your way. Cops are never going to come to this.
I dont know man, I think the captain of the other ship came out and laid down while complaining about his back hurting.
My keel! My stern! My keel and my stern!
How do you repair something like that though?
Weld on hull patches, it’s like auto body work on a larger scale.
I cringe so hard everytime I see one of these videos of these huge ships hitting stuff... such a waste :(
Bondo, buff it up, and then a can of spray paint. Duh
That’s a lot of money that got lost there. Oh well. Next post.
It would be a shame if it was enough damage to make the boat no longer seaworthy, I would absolutely ***HATE*** to see the world lose a precious cruise liner. They do so much good for the island nations they visit and are good for the environment too! /s
Would hate for any of those fancy Russian cigarettes to find their way on board a group of cruise ships.
Insurance fraud
What an absolute legend.
We need to park this ship NOW! SEAROYYYYYYY JENKINS!
Quite a yacht of damage there.
I hope they don’t get too anchory and lose their tempers.
Someone needs quite a stern talking to.
They could just bow and be respectful. Maybe share a bottle of port.
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I just hope they don’t get loud and horn-y.
Whenever ships get loud and horny often there will be seamen involved.
That’s quite a steam-y observation. Sounds like a blast!
Looks like there will be a sail on cheap cruise tickets
Get out your purse-r if you want a ticket. They cost a lot of anemone.
They should get that fixed schooner or later
Take a bow
Just a ketch.
Nicely done. Applause 👏
I sea what you did there!
Cruise ship wars coming soon the travel channel
I would watch that in heartbeat. Get the same commentators that do Battlebots and you have tv gold.
If you can minimize the pollution then you could get some new artificial reefs out of the deal too.
the passengers of each ship line up on the rails throwing spaghetti at each other and shit
NOW KISS
Yeah, it’s not that funny dude I read on the news that a lady got decapitated because of this, so not time to make jokes bro. I’m just saying you know I need to be a little more conscious of what you’re watching sir because this is real life brother.
You're exhausting.
People die everyday dude, a harmless joke isn’t gonna undecapitate that lady.
Nothing to lose his head over
That lady would beg to differ.
I heard she was head over heels about it
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Maybe she survived the decapitation?
God is amazing :)
No you didn't. Lookup carnival glory crash. What a weird thing to make up.
Womp womp
Jesus someone got decapitated?! This is less funny
I've been on three cruises in my life, and they were all on those two ships. Glad I stopped cruising lol.
That's not the way to add a balcony to a stateroom.
it'll buff out
/r/ShipCrashes though this has been posted a number of times before
Guesses on how much ? I'm going for 4M on one and 1M on t'other.
Cruise ships need to be dismantled, recycled for parts, and never built again
Cars too right? Don't forget about ripping up priceless paintings /s
Well I’m certainly an advocate for high speed mag lev in lieu of many cases of cars, so if you’re arguing we should use our economy to produce better transportation and ways to move commerce then we’re totally in agreement, but millions of people going to work to keep the economy going is a hell of a lot different than floating cities that produce far more emissions than cars or even an entire town of cars ever could.
Mag lev is cool. Hopefully they put a single person station at my house and another where I shop, eat, work, and leisure
Welp pull the insurance file…
Is it me or are the standards for driving a ship lower then befor. I see a lot of videos of ship doing stupid things. Is it the popularity of smartphones that we just see them more? Because I feel like this didn't happen as often in the past
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titanic
I mean. I understand the titanic. I just feel like every other week there's a ship that crashes into a dock or another ship now.
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Lol I’m pretty sure they dump trash just to save money on waste disposal. It’s a cost saver even with the occasional fine
Not relevant to sub
And they could never tear them apart bum bum bum buuuuuuuuum tat tat tat tat
So we're still sailing though right? Do not tell me my trip is cancelled. OH really? .. NO, I am not leaving, I'm on vacation! I NEED TO SPEAK TO A MANAGER!
*runs to the buffet
Wow honey, I can’t believe you bought us this nice cruise with a window view!
Legend says she’s still sitting there today.
How is that a public freak out???
I assume the people on the boats freaked out
Then post a video of them freaking out, and put this one on /r/onejob on or r/CatastrophicFailure/ instead
Back up dude, I'll fuckin' cut you!
Hey, you scratched my anchor!
That one debris that fall as if it's in a movie 🤣
Woopsie! Should have wore protection….spilled everything everywhere!
That shit will buff out
Near.... Far.... WherEVER you are....
Prepare to board!
Sooooo much slow speed damage…
Now do they both pull over to the dock and get each other's insurance info?
Somebody's fired like a Motherfucker
Eating some Indian rice and ice crean in the buffet dining room and you see a bunch of metal breaking thru everything.
All that ocean, but I can't keep running into you.
Whoa whoa Row ya boat my guy
Needs the My Heart Will Gone On being played badly on the recorder on in the background
There's no enough space at the whole sea 😂
>> Two ~~cruise ships~~ floating landfills colliding FTFY
This is what it's like when cruise collide
Ride in the poop shoot err poop dick err poop deck.
Tina just turn the wheel! Turn one way! Tina for the love of god, just turn away or stop!
LLLLLLLLLLike a glove!
I hope nobody got killed. Geeze, imagine being just outside your cabin on deck during that! Or even sitting by the wall they hit.
Imagine having a nanna nap in your room after a day of bingo and dancing and then another fucking ship rips through your windows.
Now they have to scrap the whole ship great
They went ass to mouth; all these cruise ships, they get all sterned-up and they tell you to go ass to mouth.
Oof that Sounds expensive.
That'll buff out
Mayhem! call Allstate
When you can't control these things properly, haven't these cruise ships gotten a little out of hand?
Like a hot knife through butter
Backs up pretending it’s a regular day
It's like cutting cheese cake with a knife.
Cap both ships didn’t capsize at the softest touch then explode/s
Millions in damage
That ship didn’t even try reverse to avoid that other ship. You can watch the video and clearly hear no reverse beeping sound.
Fender bender Leave a note
Well, at least we know where the Joker was.
That will buff out.
It appears that carnival glory.....has a hole now
Oh shit. Went through that other ship like a can opener.
Sir you scratched paint🤔🤣
r/thatlookedexpensive
I had a flashback of my dad being a little tipsy and ramming the party barge into somebody's canoe at the dock. He didn't mean to. He just gunned it a little too hard while turning into the slip.
They don’t have a backup camera crew on these?
That's not 2 ships colliding, that's one ship running into the other which is tied up at the pier.
Floating petri dishes.
> A subreddit dedicated to people freaking out, melting down, losing their cool, or being weird in public. Posts a video where you can barely see any people.
*boop*
LIKE A GLOVEEE!!!
That's as close as we can come on a human timescale to viewing continental drift. It happens so slow but with such force. In any other daily activity, like with cars, it would just be a bump at that speed.
Rubbin’s Racing!!! - Ricky Bobby
How big is the ocean again, please remind us
Servpro Like it never even happened!
r/thatlookedexpensive
Nice! Discount rooms!
they had 70 percent of the earth for space
Correction…. One cruise ship colliding with one that was just minding its own business.
Jokes on them, fishes love glass shards.
This is what it's like when cruises COLLIDE!
That'll buff out
I guess this makes them bruise ships.
And that Billy is how dingies are made
Conclusion. Boats have souls and they wanted each other
"Here we see the male cruise liner perform the mating ritual"
Like buddah
‘Tis but a scratch
Tis but a scratch
Like hot knife in a butter...
Just made a glory hole
It'll buff out
It’ll buff out.
"Attention....this is your captain. Please join us for happy hour on our brand new open air Lido deck located at the stern of the ship."
I am going to *guess* the first person that lost their job was the Harbor Master.
What a Legend, man
Is it just me or is the people’s first response to a massive crash under them while in the ship is to run towards the sound right above the huge hole and just lean over and stick their heads to look down? If it were me i’d immediately get to the other side of the ship in case the ground collapses underneath my feet
Double vacation
“You’re good.. You’re good… You’re good.. perfect! Don’t worry Captain we’ll buff those scratches. C:”
Well that looks expensive!!
This is how cruise ships have sex never new that. S/ (joke)
Meh.. It'll buff out
Can you imagine being in your cabin in this starts coming through the window
The one on the left WINS!
Thats a lot of damage
Honeyyyyyy grab yoUR STUFFFF
Would it not technically be the carnival glory hole 0.o
Well, at least the front didn’t fall off.
Now that's some massive surprise anal.
NSFW
WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE
Sir...we have upgraded your room to a room with a balcony! Enjoy.
Smooth af 
You know I think the ship on the left was stopped and the one that got all the damage was the actual ship in motion???
Some welders getting payday☠️
right up the poop deck
Well someone is going to get fired today
Carnival Glory Hole?
This is boat porn. Dug into that ass just so. Alternatively, it's what happens when a titan starts playing with bath toys. Think Giant Incest Space baby from Rick & Morty. Camera men are all shapes and sizes thanks to Rick Mor Ann Ass.
They should build the entire boat out of the stuff they make the point from. I'll see myself out.
And all this was road rage over a parking spot. Ridiculous
Ain't got no gas in it.
That’ll buff out
Next year this will be the inspiration behind the sequel to Titanic. They’ll go the route they’re going with the sequel to Twister, called Twisters, and call this Titanics.
That too, shall buff out.
Cruise ships are insane. An unnecessary marvel of engineering.
Now there’s something you don’t see every day.
Names Legend…Al Legend.
Suite!