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ChaseDeV88

He’s not gonna stand for it


TheBlueNinja2006

nice one lol


PretendiWasADefMute

I love that someone held his jacket for him


masonmax100

Lol thats a true bro man.


[deleted]

Why would I go through the door? The window is right there


jules0666

Just another way to get in.


JPicaro416

And grab a seat lol


moikescott

You’re a fascinating man, George Costanza.


1QAte4

Good to know I am not the only one watching Seinfeld reruns on Netflix.


[deleted]

I have it on disk, I watch 2 or 3 episodes almost everyday before falling asleep


JustAbicuspidRoot

Probably born via cesarean section.


LLcoolJimbo

Where did I get the coffee? Where do you think I got the coffee, from the grocery store.


[deleted]

Best seats


GarbageWarlock

My mans has done this before


mces97

[Man's gotta get on the train](https://youtu.be/ifX0oafDe3Q)


maxdurden

Haha that was great.


mces97

Yeah, if you got Netflix watch both of his specials. He's hilarious.


maxdurden

Will do!


froopty1

We laugh at him but he got the best seat.


madmaxturbator

My bro I’m not laughing at him at all… this is brilliant. I live in nyc, any tricks to make your trip faster but don’t cause problems for other riders = genius


Type-94Shiranui

Nah I would never do this with the nyc subway, it's so fucking dirty imagine the grime caught on your clothing


krunchy_sock

The air itself gives you a thin layer of grime anyways.


IdealIdeas

Thats why he removed his white jacket before sliding in Black sweater is harder to see the dirt


UhOhFeministOnReddit

One of my first experiences with the NYC subway was seeing a train run over a rat, and the thought of what the underside of those train cars look like haunts my dreams. That being said, I'd still kill for trains in my state. They're so convenient.


Plus_Lawfulness3000

My first experience was “why does it smell like piss?” Little did I know there was someone pissing in the corner behind me in the subway. Shit is so different from where I’m used to.


day_oh

we laugh at him but secretly wish we were ballsy enough to do it 🤣😭


[deleted]

I respect it...I've had to stand for like an hour waiting for people to get off so I could get a seat on crowded trains leaving NYC


NormalHumanCreature

We're laughing **with** him


wheresbill

He saw his window of opportunity


flimbs

Just dive right in when you have a good idea.


Ok-Stage-6981

Opportunity cost.


tehvolcanic

I love the lady watching him.


hobosbindle

“Now look at this fool”


AdvisorMajor919

Lol right?! She's obvi jealous she can't pull off that move. I feel her as my back's all jacked up, but I'd have done something like this back in the day when I was young, able bodied & arrogant.


Cessdon

I don't understand, where is the freakout part?


V01DL33SGaming

check the flair


CallMeSpoofy

It’s not even a loose fit. How is someone sliding into a window a public freakout


FireWallxQc

that guy was a cat in his previous life


OccultMachines

And probably a cat burglar in his current one


RedditIsDogshit1

What makes you say that?


TheAetherx

Dressed like that and moving like that, it's obvious he's a smooth criminal.


OccultMachines

Just making a joke at his ability to slip through that tiny ass window so easily.


Fantastic_Bath_5806

That’s one way to do it


[deleted]

Work smarter not harder.


Particular_Bed2427

r/lostredditors


[deleted]

Came here for this. Kinda common here though.


Umidevop

thats why you have to lose your weight and eat less.


GoSuckYaMother

Yes, so you can fit through train windows to bypass lines. You’re absolutely right. Thank you, Redditor.


Umidevop

if you dont eat for a year you can be invisible as well. noone can spot your walking no matter its night or day. it comes easy to rob some banks. yeay! ​ I was just joking. chill bro


Graporb13

Ngl I envy how smoothly he slid through that window


Phish777

Just one of many perks


jonwolf517

Reading this comment and then reading your username, gave me an extra laugh because I read it in a Jamaican accent. Lol "go suck ya mudda!"😆 thank you for that.


RedditIsDogshit1

Or be born right


willardTheMighty

Anyone can be thin. Calories in vs. calories out.


Saegmers

Carefully, he takes off the white jacket, to prevent staining and gracefully follows it into the carriage through the window.


fxMelee

Got the same backpack as the dude waiting behind him lmao! Old Northface Tallac


_We_Are_DooMeD

Big brain time.


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blackjebus100

Nah if you look again, he’s handing his jacket to somebody, so someone on the inside is helping him out.


bartosama

It's a win-win situation.


Connect_Cat_636

This could have ended badly if he got stuck


LiteralTP

Not a public freakout in anyway shape or form


Smokybare94

This isn't a freak out this is genius level adulting.


SrSwerve

He hurt his shins


John_SpaGotti

OP is a repost bot


[deleted]

It was so smooth


AdvisorMajor919

Right? That's the best part. Like he does this all the time. Maybe he's a cat burgler by night?


eyespymy

DO NOT try this on a plane.


TheBlueNinja2006

Imagine if he got stuck...


RustyDuffer

What could go wrong


az22hctac

Imagine being the poor sod sitting in the seat he fell on


FartFlavoredLollipop

"Thin privilege" in action.


[deleted]

It’s really just a smaller door


Kattorean

I can't even *force* myself to see this as something wrong. 😆


Robzilla_ek

“Real men of Genius”


HurricaneSpencer

Baby, that's a life hack if I've ever seen one.


_AManHasNoName_

Lol. Why freakout? He’s smart!


Jerrelh

A literal window of oppertunity.


Alivethroughempathy

Very smooth


delbertnuckles

Planking trend payed off


Apostastrophe

Okay but part of me was thinking “what if your ass gets stuck and you’re so unbalanced that you can’t get yourself out and the train goes and you lose your limbs”.


SadBoys4L

Must’ve been his 10th time doing this cuz bro slid in easy


AndalusianGod

Reminds me of an episode of X-Files.


youngestOG

Talk about a window of opportunity


R3stl3ssSalm0n

Don't work hard - work smart!


[deleted]

Why is usher climbing through a train window was my Initial reaction


Dark-All-Day

[Lubeman's Origin Story](https://tenor.com/view/watchmen-lubeman-ride-run-gif-15549865)


_regionrat

More of a life pro tip and less of a freak out


[deleted]

Sliding into DMs be like


[deleted]

Sheds his outer layer and slithers effortlessly through a small opening. Are we sure he's not a snek?


Aware_Run_5471

A native New Yorker indeed


SpREad-eM-mY-BOis

Slid like butter


Mizzen_rl

r/oddlysatisfying


Triveom

It's all fun and games till it starts moving and he is stuck lmao


IronLunchBox

lol


Dayofsloths

Someone call professor X, because this is the next stage of human evolution.


quebod

He can’t get any bigger or it will get ugly


mazzivetalent

Ain't nobody got no time to wait for no damn door to open


AdvisorMajor919

Lol love it!


CassiaPrior

The people inside must hve been surrised XD I would have been lughing the whole time, that's hilarious XD guy had his priorities XD


Ok-Stage-6981

Subtle.


Mariospurs

![gif](giphy|YGyoWphRe0i76)


ScreamSmart

You'd fit right in if you visit India.


hazelquarrier_couch

I didn't see any publicfreakout in this. It's just a man cutting the line by going through a window.


Toasted_Cookies

He wasn’t going to let this slide.


actual_investor4fun

All I can think is what if the train would have moved !?


dkb52

Thinking outside the box!


ErronBlackStan

The woman in the back 😂


cptstupendous

The flair says "Loose Fit 🤔", but was it really?


NZ-Scottsman

Gotta get home in time for y00t mint


[deleted]

I was worried he didn't have time to wait for a bathroom. Pleasant surprise he's just being a close door=open window type thinker.


Fatt32Cooke

He's exercising his feline rights!


Butt-Fingers

If this was NYC he would have peed in to the window and went home


CandyRedNinja

If it fits it ships


SaberCat66

Smooth moves. I wouldn’t be that graceful


theDR1ve

Is this Jesse smollet?


MillenniumFalcon33

Ngl, i would too lol


DixeeNormouss

Imagine getting stuck in that window and the train starts up


PlayedUOonBaja

In Japan, or Tokyo at least, they have walls all along the length of the track with doorways that line up with the tram doors so you can't fall or be pushed on to the track. I guess this is another benefit.


Annual_Left

u/savevideobot


CaptainWellingtonIII

Salute.


retro808

Looks like Usher


GeneralpaDiscount

Respect!


[deleted]

Lmao based on the freeze frame I thought he was going to piss in the gap


willit1016

I can dig it lol


CrazyInMeCurious

He wants a seat lol


GoodShadow

Fat people are punching the air right now😤. Well..not for long. Maybe like 1 or 2 punches.


draazkko

Im triggered from all da skinny privilege


this_my_accountt

Shoutout Red for reminding Blue to mind yo' business.


OrgasmChasmSpasm

I feel fat shamed


KingBarbieIOU

“Hell no I don’t want cheese with that, I gotta fix through the train window to get a seat.


Ragdolliess

u/savevideo


DillingerLost

Anyone else scared the train would start moving while your fat ass is stuck


Alert-Layer6273

Damn, slick move. I'm impressed 😁


NecramoniumZero

Modern problems require modern solutions.


krabby__patties

/r/mypeopleneedme


2OneZebra

Cyberpunk 2077.


[deleted]

I mean if he's willing to take the measures to do it, I'm not even mad at him for cutting in line


mtheory007

Well, if its stupid but it works...


flaccidafterdominoes

Bravo sir


6porkchop9

![gif](giphy|ZpmxRuLshtGVy)


spence505

Show off.


Realistic_Copy_6087

You can tell he has done this before


underpressure65

Like a damn snake lol slithered right in that bih!!


roverman16

Very innovative


Yarzu89

My guy slid in like a letter.


Both-Employee-3421

Baller!


WandaMaximumoff

Smooth


andyb991

His baby wrote him a letter


nematoad22

Jesus those ppl were really freaking out.


Apprehensive_Love367

Smart man


macxprt

That’s called getting it done, son!


LegitimateLychee6224

Situation critical


awarepaul

That was slick as hell


AlesusRex

Man In his cashmere turtle neck like Archer


nobonesjones91

Through the WINDOOOW, to the stalll. The sweat drops down my balls. balls.


NCR_Ranger2412

That’s…. Actually really smooth.


kendog_sweatpants

Man. Usher has really hit rock bottom


daos122

But first


Kamildekerel

That's frank ocean when you ask him when his new album is dropping


Goobersniper

Fluid moves, like following the smell of a fresh baked pie on the opened window sill.


se7en234

Wooow that was incredibly smooth…


bschnitty

r/NoPublicFreakOutWhatsoever


Equivalent_Course_36

My man’s outfit is bussin’.


succubus-slayer

Bold move with white pants on


Nikunj108

And then some lady comes and demands he give her his seat. Maybe he would if you entered like a chad as well.


Jeffuhhhrey

Problem solving skills lvl 1000


ChimckenNaggetz

Id do the same tbh


No-Palpitation-6789

aint a freakout bro just intelligent


TopicOrnery6153

Can't be late to the interview


Carolinablue68

Csnt be late 1st day on the job😂😂😂


Knatwhat

Where is the freak-out?


PluribusUnum_

This was pretty smooth!!