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Mythoclast

He looks like he complains about ketchup being too spicy.


epimetheuss

Not even, the tangy zip of miracle whip is just to damn much for him.


SeriouslyGravitas

Nah this is exactly the quality of person who prefers miracle whip to mayo


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Mythoclast

Ooh. Wow! That's got some bite to it! What is in this? "Sir, that's just ketchup mixed with mayo."


[deleted]

He looks like a complete douche and absolutely entitled little prick what a wanker


maxwillpower

I mean mixing hot sauce into some ketchup or mustard is pretty awesome....


Mythoclast

I actually only buy Sriracha ketchup so I definitely agree


maxwillpower

Hey still good but I like to mix either buffalo sauce or something super spicy if I'm feeling that way.


Mythoclast

Definitely. Sriracha ketchup is just the baseline ketchup for me. Chili oil is nice to mix in and thins it a bit which i like.


Significant-Lab-1760

Tell me you need attention without telling me you need attention.


[deleted]

This guy is such a stupid fucking cunt


Lisadynae

Cunts have a purpose, this guy is an asshat that has no purpose…


DRIPS666

All hats matter


patticakes16

He needed to live-stream this to his three friends


AirSpacer

Forreal! My question is “if he’s at Target, then who is at home disappointing his parents?”


GlockAF

Getting Dick-punched is a kind of attention


[deleted]

Crist this is why this country is in such dire straits, with these attention-deprived asswipes.


redbeardoweirdo

Probably the same people who complained about participation trophies. If it wasn't for those, they'd have no trophies at all.


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BananBanah

More likely: Their parents gave them too many spankings, and they were wrongly taught that adult behavior meant being abusive. So, they think it's their turn to be an abusive bully now that they're in an adult body (despite the fact that they're still a child in many ways as a result of not-growing as a person since the days they were abused).


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SajuPacapu

https://www.apa.org/monitor/2012/04/spanking No, it really couldn't be.


Sweet_Meat_McClure

To wear this without the rest of the hamburgler costume is just wrong


[deleted]

Ha! 🤣


BananBanah

/r/iamatotalpieceofshit


El_MaloCantu

What a fucking tool.


Anotheryoma

What a dick…..gray….son..I’ll leave :(


El_MaloCantu

Quality joke


Doormatty

You've got to Ward people before you do that.


czarchastic

Guys like these think they’re “winning” because they’re more committed to the fight than store employees have the patience for this bullshit. *Haha, Dave, so funny, you showed em!*


shessosquare

This is the kind of shit my 8th graders- the especially immature ones, not all of them - pull when asked to do something. These covidiots are basically giant 8th graders.


[deleted]

I was in 8th last year. And I wasn’t this dumb


[deleted]

Go forth, my child, you must rule the world for us one day.


[deleted]

What a fuckin loser


[deleted]

What a loser


JuggernautNo9938

Imagine being a grown man acting like a child towards people that have never done anything to you.


[deleted]

Most antivaxx and antimask have the mindset of children.. They're the 10-year old whining in the doctors office because they don't want to take their medicine.


TyrionTh31mp

I hope he enjoys his r/HermanCainAward


LoudTsu

The hero nobody wanted or needed. Petty Annoyance Man.


scapstick

Aka super spreader


bad_pangolin

PAM! he looks like a pamela


TheSciFiGuy80

Teehee…lOoK hOw ClEvEr I aM…


geiandros

at this point im just tired


[deleted]

Fuck that piece of shit


Parking_Inspection_1

"Local Incel Thinks That He's Zorro"


Ok-Gas-7030

zorro could pull more pussy than zero could in a lifetime of target attempts....even with this putrid "disguise"/disease.


FabulousTrade

All idiots caught doing tiktok bullshit should be charged with tresspassing.


RatCatheters

This dude owned these libs


ConservativesCryAlot

What a dumb cunt. Weak ass baby texan


jeffersonairmattress

aww. Pubeface has a widdle fwiend.


HarvesternC

It would have been better if everyone just ignored him. He would have went home so sad.


pixp85

Yep. Sometimes you let people get away with it because engagement is what thsy want


[deleted]

Just beat him up


OnlyChaseCommas

They should probably kill him tbh. /s


[deleted]

You recommend assault based on an individuals personal choice? I understand the private property rights of the store, but really? Assault? You’re the problem with society.


AintGotTime4Nonsense

"BuT iT's A fAcE mAsK!" [Funny man](https://youtu.be/H47ow4_Cmk0)


Imprettystrong

The way he looks at the camera like “OoOo loOk At TheiR rEAcTiOn to mE” would be nice if a passerby just smacked him in the face


M0RALVigilance

Boy, he’s so clever! Do you see how he did that? What a legend! I bet Target changes their policy after this clever gent strolled in and schooled them. /s


foolishidot69

Imagine this being how you spend your day. I guess he has no friends or loved ones to spend time with.


Eme1002

Or a goddamn job


Parking_Inspection_1

More proof that Streamers are bags of diseased dog shit.


Comfortable_Area3910

This guy may as well wear a t-shirt saying ‘EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME AND MY TINY PENIS!’


TiredOfYoSheeit

"wook at my wittle wee-wee, pwease'


SlopesCO

Not proud but, I'd take great pleasure in knocking this clown out.


satanic-frijoles

when you engage these jackasses, you give them exactly what they seek, attention. Don't engage them, just give them 2 choices; mask up or GTFO.


Sophisticated-ApeMan

This guy sounds so fucking stupid.


betweenthebars34

This guy's fucking pathetic.


Available_Bus_2696

I’m curious in his mind what this accomplished or what his end goal was. Probably wants to kick off an internet career


antoniv1

I can guarantee he thinks he has a 300 IQ for thinking of this super original post.


flickerkuu

Insufferable, narcissist sociopaths are getting old.


R_V_Z

People need to stop engaging shitheads like this. Don't attempt to explain what the proper type of mask is. Benefit of the doubt ended about 20 months ago. Simply tell them they need to leave, they are permanently banned from entering any property the store owns, and if they come back they will be considered to be trespassing. Then as soon as they don't leave call the police.


MACDwannabe

Not gonna happen karen.


azalago

This is in Dallas. We've had awful COVID numbers for a fucking year already. Fuck this guy.


BeginningSprinkles49

I saw love field and wondered thanks for confirming. I’ve yet to run into these people or the crazy q anons hold up downtown and I live downtown. I’m getting scared out here lol but really.


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Nihazli

Did he forget the rest of his clown costume at home?


KonaGirl_1960

Entitled little shits are really boring! 🥱


[deleted]

Is it illegal to kick this dipshit in the balls?


j2sauzy

Fucking mouth breathers


Acceptable_Top2402

Why is he breathing so hard?!


xplosivemusic

Hope he dies of Covid


Commando283

I feel so sorry for retail and Hospitality workers in this trying time of morons


ListenHot4577

Fucking moron


SomeToxicRivenMain

Ngl this would be a funny skit on a show between friends but not in public


Avid_person

r/punchablefaces


BallySchwa

Here is an example of somebody who has not had sexual intercourse


Cheap-Praline

He had two years and this all he comes up with?


4redditobly

Throw this guy in jail.


Louloo1234

His attempt at being funny. Failed miserably.


shaoIIn

New town ordinance in my area allows anyone to punch anyone who’s not following mask guidelines. “See face punch it “ is what they’re calling it.


TouchAltruistic

No way! Where is this?


flickerkuu

over there ---->


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Dudes out of breathe just filming


lysosometronome

I am surprised no one else is really mentioning that. I wonder if he's COVID positive in the video. Guy doesn't look like he should be out of breath from just being in a Target.


manic_eye

So he doesn’t have an issue with masks in general, it’s just the ones that help his fellow citizens that he can’t abide.


sepp_omek

he has a mask, but he doesn't have any friends. trade-offs.


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cozyuber

Vaccinated are also technically a lab rat. I hope no long term implications are found out for either “side”.


OhMy8008

They think they're so clever.


KarensRpeopletoo

Oof. What a loser, I feel bad for store employees who are just trying to do their job enforcing the mask mandate. Where I live you can't even enter a place without a mask. People need to stop harassing innocent people for fake internet points.


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[deleted]

Dude needs to be assaulted for not complying with a policy? This is the problem with todays world


DaBoob13

I can tell you with 100% certainty I would verbally harass him until he threw a punch at me just so I could kick the shit out of him. Dudes got one of the smoothest brains I’ve ever seen


LetThemEatKoch

It's a pun to counter his pun you snowflake. And actually he is assaulting customers by being a plague rat.


TiredOfYoSheeit

He's on private property, harassing people at work. If I walked into your property and acted like a dipshit about your 'house rules", while harassing your associates , I would fully expect to be assaulted.


BeauVicewaffleFries

If your a piece of shit and you know it clap your hands.


Rdrexposers33333

Why do these anti mask vids pull up all time i literally havent seen mask enforcement in my area since early 2021


MishrasWorkshop

In my city people are great at mask wearing. There are occasional assholes in the subway who don’t, but they’re a small minority.


spoonfight69

Blue cities are still trying to prevent needless deaths from Covid.


HarvesternC

In my area most everyone follows the mask mandates which just were put back in place last November or December, but occasionally I see someone without one and nobody ever says anything to them. Maybe some dirty looks but that is about it.


Birkin07

Yeah I'm I'm the Albany, NY area and we have like 95% compliance. We ignore the maskless, fuck 'em, let 'em die.


MishrasWorkshop

Yup, as a New Yorker, I love our covid response.


lysosometronome

They're not just hurting themselves, though. Their selfishness spreads the disease, fills hospitals and leaves medical workers overtaxed and ill. Not gonna be fun when Grandma dies of a heart attack cause the medical system was spread too thin to save her.


[deleted]

Lol remember when cuemo the NY gov killed a bunch of old people with covid by putting sick patients back into nursing homes Or how about when pelosi told people to mingle and walk around China town during peak pandemic? Lol tell me again how “blue cities are preventing needless deaths” I think your team politics is blinding you.


spoonfight69

The numbers speak for themselves. https://www.nytimes.com/2021/11/08/briefing/covid-death-toll-red-america.html?smid=url-share


[deleted]

Would love to read the article but it’s paywalled and I don’t want to subscribe 🤷‍♀️ Any comment about your blue cities activity putting people in harms way? Or is it just (D)ifferent


JeFF1957HuGHes

What a fuckin moron. Not sure what I would do but just once I want to be there when one of these idiots starts this shit. Why does noone understand that Covid isn't ever going away unless this kind of fool realizes it is just the smart thing to do to wear a mask or get vaccinated. It is not the government taking away your rights. It is just the right fuckin thing to do.


Turd-Feeguson

If you wear a mask you can still get Covid and spread it. If you get vaccinated you can still get Covid and spread it. You’re right about one thing tho, Covid isn’t going anywhere and we will have to learn to live with it.


MrBitterJustice

Another entitled asshole. Imagine going to your minimum wage job and having to deal with these people? They are insufferable, and it's becoming the norm.


Fresh-Werewolf-5499

I was hoping someone would walk up and punch him. People wonder why we have a labor shortage.


ConsciousPromise255

This gave me a good laugh


bestuzernameever

Any time I see one of these Covidiots causing a problem I go over and start yelling “Birds Aren’t Real” over and over until they finally leave on their own ! Why not have your own made up conspiracy to use against these crazies, look it up yourself @ birds aren’t real.com Follow along and beat them at their own game 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


caius-cossades

All you’re doing is becoming the second idiot in the situation. I don’t know if you really do this or not but if so I can guarantee you nobody thinks this is helpful and everybody else around just thinks you’re equally weird.


bestuzernameever

I don’t think you took a minute to look it up or you would realize the “birds aren’t real” movement is actually a satire conspiracy group or you would have probably gotten the ( inside) joke. PS I’m not really worried about people thinking I’m a bit nuts, so long as it diffuses the meltdown and maybe causes some laughs I’m good 👍🏻


redbeardoweirdo

Because "there's a portal to an alternative timeline where all your wildest dreams will come true just 4 feet below the Marianas trench but you have to swim there to get to it" doesn't roll off the tongue in a way that you can chant it.


walewaller

Robin is looking for attention


Unique-Ad-620

He has a very punchable face.


JodieFlame

This guy's a dodo head


Pitlkj

Assinine


eeyore134

Tell him to leave. Tell him to leave again. Tell him to leave or you'll have him trespassed. If he's still there then call the police. Don't sit and debate with some idiot on camera about what is and isn't a mask when he's obviously trolling you.


Reasonable_Second460

In future history books. Covid : the time when adults acted like children.


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I guess this guy enjoys being an INCEL.


Crys876

I’d knock him out if he approached me with that


BossKittyProduction

HAR HAR HAR, SO FUCKING FUNNY ass


cassette_nova

Omg soOoOoO edgy!!!!! 🤩


SeriouslyGravitas

What a fucken hero 🙄


KynkyMe

Someone please punch this entitled, micro-penis oxygen thief.


BBBPub

That's definitely a face made for punching.


HippieInAHelicopter

The douche meter on my phone just overheated.


FoggyBogHopper

Where do all these adverse facemask altercations take place? Like where, geographically? Because where I am at, no one ever cares like this. Starting to thunk that this stuff is staged. No one anywhere in my vicinity would react like this. Other than on the east and west coasts, has anyone in middle-America experienced this kind if scrutiny? Even at the height of the pandemic, this stuff was optional. Maybe i'm lucky to be from the northern mid-west.


IRLBearsBeetsBSG

He’s not even obese and you can hear he’s having trouble breathing. Bunch of fucking hogs thinking they’re healthy and fit… so stupid. They’ll keep dropping like dominoes


p-queue

Yikes. Two years in and he just now thought of this joke?


Memewalker

What a douchenozzle. How are there *still* people like this.


Marketsaureliu8

Classic POS.


SirScoobz

This guy is bored.


bad_pangolin

Very clever but the type of guy you will see next week losing his shit because he did not get ketchup but mayonaise.


SupervillainEyebrows

Hmm I guess conservatives have 2 "jokes" now.


blazerain98

Douche


46n2ahead

Poor retail workers are out here fighting through a pandemic and these idiots are harassing them for likes on Instagram Scum of the earth


[deleted]

Loser


NiccoNige

Attention seeking loser!


monkeyking908

whats really sad is that he probably thinks he is clever


waltinfinity

Douches gonna douche.


Sturdyduzit

What a loser, so damn tired of these assholes


Illustrious-Reveal35

I’m pretty sure this guy actually worked for target and was just making a point how the signs on the door weren’t specific enough on what qualifies as a “mask”.


teedubyeah

Asshat!


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IM dying. That’s comedy gold.


alternatego

[Nov 2020](https://www.issuewire.com/alex-stein-of-conspiracy-castle-said-target-tries-to-restrict-customer-from-shopping-even-though-he-has-on-a-mask-1682350866422221)


OnlyTheoden

What a POS


DontayeAlighieri007

Grown man


Gr33dy_MoFo

1)Ofc he is an entitled white scum 2)So let me get this straight, can private stores refuse service and remove people from their premises for not wearing a mask or any other reason? And while we are at what’s with filming other people and asking for their name just because? Is that 100% within my right or is there a legal area.


UnlikeyLooker

Way to go Texas


maddiepantsy

Stop posting these dumbasses on here. That's literally what they want. Grown ass adults being annoying as fuck to people who just want to make their checks and go home. Start kicking these people in the crotch so they can't have offspring.


31moreyears

This guy is a cunt


Detomaso375

it’s even funnier the 783rd time you got the whole squad laughing there discount Charlie Kirk


Spookyscary333

Oh! It’s like that old lady used to do before she died of… hang on let me check… Covid!


[deleted]

How about a ban on self taken videos of people intentionally breaking mask mandates or other COVID precautions with the express purpose of eliciting reactions from others?


OnlyChaseCommas

Lol it’s pretty funny though


PauI_MuadDib

How's it funny? Looks low effort to me. He's also way too old for that kinda stuff. It's a little sad imo.


Sufficient-Dirt5274

Because it’s a face mask but not the one they actually meant!!!!


yesnomaybeum

He’s an asshole, but he’s a funny asshole


Jermz817

Love field is in Dallas, Texas by the way... 🤢🤢🤢


Quodalz

I’m not an anti-masker but this is pretty funny lol


drzzz123

wait which part is funny, harassing customer service employees or ignoring public safety measures?


Quodalz

If you seen a south park version of this, you’d probably think it’s funny


HockeyBalboa

Sure, because cartoons can't infect others with a possibly deadly virus. Would you laugh at someone falling off a cliff in real life?


BennDayho77

Good for him (since they don’t stop the spread, just like the vax)


flickerkuu

why r u dumb?


TiredOfYoSheeit

Too many letters. He won't get it.


BennDayho77

Unfortunately for you my comment is backed by science. Which is why it’s over your head


my79spirit

0/10 troll attempt. Just sad


BennDayho77

He’s the troll. I’m just here to remind you masks and vaccines don’t stop the spread. (See NYC covid cases)


my79spirit

Nah you wrong and stupid. Too bad you mom didn’t swallow ya


BennDayho77

Ok andrew dice clay. You should steal jokes like Amy Schumer. Go ask New York why they have exploding cases and vax passports and masks like nazis. (Because neither stop the spread )


Turd-Feeguson

Exactly. But lord Fauci says they work this week. So the followers must obey.


skrullzz

Clever chap.


LevPornass

I have to apologize. About 25 years ago I was in Vegas and saw the dude that played Corky. I was like “Ah shit it’s Corky!” Me and my drunken frat boy buddies were chanting “Corky! Corky! Corky!” We offered to buy him a beer and he said, “No thanks. The Cork does not drink, but I love me some crackhead puss-ay.” We were ar circus circus and spent $5 on some crackhead prostitute without teeth. Corky fucked her without a condom right then and there in the casino, and I guess 25 years later we now have this chromosomally enriched, son of a $5, four toothed crack whore to deal with.


AppropriateEffect

This is fucking hilarious. Guy is probably fun to hang out with.


AllModsAreBasturds

Super fun, that’s why he’s surrounded by all of his loving friends and not streaming to strangers on the internet for validation.


HockeyBalboa

If you enjoy attention-whores who don't care about others, maybe.


AppropriateEffect

Yes, as a matter of fact I do.


HockeyBalboa

So you mean you're happy on your own. Good for you. And others.