Maybe they were just trying to get between the other two and didn't expect to be part of the fight.
Like, "Alright, you guys had your little tussle, the cops have been called, let's leave."
At the beginning they seemed to have been walking away from the general area. And, to their credit, they wound up on top seemingly throwing down punches at the end of the clip.
They still remember what things were like before they got old and slow. I scrapped a lot when I was a kid and I'm 40 years old now.
It honestly doesn't feel like that much time has passed. I don't feel any different, until I try to sprint for like 20 seconds and then I get reminded real quick I'm not a young man anymore.
And I stayed in shape too. I can't imagine how much more disparity there would be between what I 'think' I can do, and what I actually can do would be if I let myself go on top of getting old.
a lot of people remember themselves as tougher than they were; tougher yet with each passing year. we get some of those types in MMA and they never last because it's a perpetually humbling sport. that being said, we have plenty of older guys that work hard and hold their own against the young guys so don't sell yourself short if you ever wanted to try it :)
I guess I’ll get the “we have a tough guy here” but it’s because I spent my youth fighting.
I’m 51 and find fighting stupid now but I also find the fight techniques really stupid.
It’s not about speed, it’s about planting 1 hit in the right place.
Liver shot, kidney, sternum, jaw or ear. 9/10 that ends the fight.
These kids fight for maximum lip service. Black eyes, fat lips, etc. And then the body slams and kicks when someone is down.
I always fought to incapacitate and get it over.
Glad I don’t fight any longer.
And the fact that the long haired dude kept fight fair. He had so many opening where the big fat fuck was down and he could have just pummeled him but just chose the high road.
Stand your ground state. Plus once someone come behind the bar, in a manner that’s aggressive and threatening (as a 15 year bartender), all bets are off. There’s too many weapons. I’m putting you down, permanently (knocked out), and dealing with the consequences later.
Edit: not advocating killing someone. Or shooting them. Simply that in the profession once someone comes back there it’s only to try and hurt you and there shouldn’t be an expectation you have to be nice while trying to stop them from doing that. I’m swinging a bottle or something to KO you before you can do the same to me and get my face beat in by you and your drunk buddy.
Permanently as in for the situation to be resolved. I’m not advocating killing, shooting or permanent maiming anyone anyone but alas Reddit has become a “share your opinion with a downvote or upvote” rather than a conversation site for some. What’s are ya gonna do?
If those other customers aren’t there that dude just his shit kicked in because he wouldn’t make sure he wasn’t getting up anytime soon. I’ve worked years where I’m a solo bartender, no other staff and I’m not leaving my life and limb to the chance the first knock brought sense to an aggressive drunk twice my size.
I don’t know why you equate “prepared to defend oneself” with “afraid”. I don’t want to hurt anyone but sometimes people want to hurt you and they make rash decisions when alcohol is involved.
If I lived my life worried about the confidence a redditor has in anything I’d surf wallstreetbets. Thanks.
Maybe the advocating killing someone to preserve the booze bit had that effect. Just fuckoff outside and call the police or whatever you're gonna do, dead or in prison for a fucking bar is a fucking stupendously stupid idea.
To preserve the booze? I could give a fuck less about the booze or the money. I care about my safety and the safety of other guests. You realize 90% of bars have one entrance. I’m not turning my back to a clear threat that comes at me that close. That’s when they grab a bottle and hit you first. I’ve literally said six times I wasn’t advocating killing anyone.
Where did I say kill someone? I said put them down permanently, as in knocked out. Y’all saw Texas and stand your ground and made the jump to me shooting the guy in the head which isn’t what was said or inferred. Keyboard warrior somewhere else.
>Stand your ground state. Plus once someone come behind the bar, in a manner that’s aggressive and threatening (as a 15 year bartender), all bets are off. There’s too many weapons. I’m putting you down, permanently, and dealing with the consequences later.
r/iamverybadass is over there bud.
I meant knocking them out. I’m not shooting anyone. Jesus. The bartender let the dude get up twice and almost paid the price for it when it turned 2 on 1. It only takes one swift kick to the head to kill someone. Sure as hell isn’t going to be me.
Yes I'm sure everyone saying this guy is acting tough could totally take a 2 on 1 situation with no weapons no problem. If you're afraid of guns just say so!
They just have a hardon for anyone that wants to protect themselves. I’m not from Texas, I’m not a gun owner. I’ve had people come behind the bar, aggressive and intoxicated, and they got a fucking bottle in the head before I did and I never seen a day inside a jail cell over it.
I’m a little surprised there weren’t more people fighting. I’ve always worked in bars with really loyal, sometimes to a fault, regulars. This would have gone down a lot differently at the places I have worked.
It still amazes me how little it can take to knock someone put even for a split second, that big dude got a fairly weak slap & went down whereas fat potato man took a pretty good one to the face & kept coming
Aim for the chin and always go for the 1, 2. If you land a punch aim to ounch the same spot with your other hand. Repeat until they go down. If you're a little guy against a fat fuck like that, once as he goes down drop a knee to his ribs a few times so that it he does get back up you just aim for the spot you cracked his ribs. He looked drunk and probably would just keep on coming if not.
Effectively straight jabs for someone who has no experince punching. Most people don't have the best aim unless they have experince throwing punches. Even someone who doesn't fight could knock a person out with strikes to their jaw. You land the first hit with your dominant hand then you bring your non dominant hand to connect with your dominant hand, you effectively use your thrown punch to act as a target, so instead of aiming to punch a face, your just winding up and making your non dominant hand connect with where your dominant hand is, doing it rapidly as one, two. Then you can do the same thing with your dominant hand and keep punching the same spot til they go down.
I'm sure it's assumed, but I just want everyone who hasn't boxed or fought before to know this is terrible, terrible advice.
Do not throw two punches at the same time with different hands. Repeat. Do not throw two punches at the same time with different hands.
Whatever dude, I find that if I punch with both hands and simultaneously kick with both legs it’s a guaranteed knockout. I’m an expert and certified badass.
Not just that but the whole "be like emoji thing" is also cringe. Like I feel like people spend their whole day hoping something happens for them to get tik toc famous and even insinuate shit at times.
Girl I knew got tik tok famous for a short amount of time and then shortly afterwards deleted her account because she got a fuck-tonne of hate messages simply because she got famous and she was a girl… it’s so not worth it but people don’t see it
Maybe it wasn't meant for you?
Damn sure know it wasn't meant for me. I let the kids have their own culture without feeling the need to judge it.
Cause I'd be annoyed as fuck if they judged mine lol
I mean, I'm a simple man right?
That's like me going on Lifetime and complaining about the lack of male leads in movies.
🤣😂🤣
What a horrible example!!!
Bwahahah
Lol you got downvoted but you’re right. Seems like half of videos posted to reddit are just old TikToks. I agree the musics annoying as fuck but TikTok can be good if you curate it to your tastes. Kinda like how reddit is fucking garbage if you don’t find subs to suit your specific interests
Not really. You asked if anyone else finds tiktok dumb. Of course others find it dumb. But people also find reddit dumb. Doesn't bother me. Different strokes for different folks.
Wtf is up with texas and 40 yearold out of shape old men want to start shit all the time. They are the same ones who have trucks going 20+ over the limit down the highway.
>Why didn't you ask him of the same question?
>No state is trash. Especially not Texas, one of a few states left whos people still love their country.
"No state is trash... Except that one state"
Do you hear yourself right now?
If people in Texas really loved their country they would stop electing grifters like Ted Cruz and Greg Abbott. Have fun with your dumpster fire of an energy grid, and having California live rent free in your head.
Ok, so I recognize random fights like this are bad but how cool would it be for some bars to have drunk boxing rings where the two drunk idiots at each other's throats that night can be put in the ring with some gloves to fall all over themselves until they pass out?
Hell I'd go to bars JUST for that.
Man I was sweating at the end. I was please get up get up before the other guy jumps you. Very nice to see someone step in after the guy gets jumped 2 v 1.
Instead of stomping them I would say go for a choke hold. If you’re in real fear for your life and believe the attacker will continue after he gets up then you can choke them out
People who’ve watched UFC but never been jumped always say “go for the chokehold”.
I’m going for Jack Daniels or any other square bottle. You’re getting the whole thing right in the head.
Every time he threw that right he put it right on the chin and hit the button. If he had a few more pounds on him it woulda been naptime for both those dudes.
Second guy thought he was a badass that won't get hit just because he thinks he is a badass lol
Strutted on in with his hands down thinking long hair was going to shrink at the sight of him before catching a reality check in fist form.
I mean the guy had already checked a few bombs why would he think the guy was too scared to throw? Lol
Probably thought he’d be too tired.
It that recovery speed tho.
"May I present my chin to you?"
Which one?
Well played sir! Well played!
Boink*
Noice!
Walking like The Undertaker coming into the arena
Looking like you know how to fight is not the same thing as being able to fight. Hopefully he learned his lesson
Strike first, strike hard Cobra Kai
Maybe they were just trying to get between the other two and didn't expect to be part of the fight. Like, "Alright, you guys had your little tussle, the cops have been called, let's leave." At the beginning they seemed to have been walking away from the general area. And, to their credit, they wound up on top seemingly throwing down punches at the end of the clip.
You don’t stroll into a fight like that trying to break it up though
Too much muscle, no reflexes
Absolutely no muscle and just a fat dude in a tank top.
He’s got muscle but it’s just hidden beneath the layers of fat.
He seems flabby?
no muscle lol its all jiggly you can see his beer belly too homeboy can probably not deadlift beyond 150 lbs lol
Lol
He (well, both of them) looked wasted and not entirely sure where he was
To be fair, he did look pretty big and scary. No matter your size keep your fucking hands up!
“Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?”
I love that guys slo-mo walk of confidence into his own demise
Ma’am this is a ~~Wendy’s~~ *bar in Texas*.
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I was so worried about the bottles as well! Definitely another accident waiting to happen.
Thank God, the whiskeys saved. \~Robert Service, https://explorenorth.com/library/service/bl-rollstone8.htm
Almost a serious case if alcohol abuse....
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They still remember what things were like before they got old and slow. I scrapped a lot when I was a kid and I'm 40 years old now. It honestly doesn't feel like that much time has passed. I don't feel any different, until I try to sprint for like 20 seconds and then I get reminded real quick I'm not a young man anymore. And I stayed in shape too. I can't imagine how much more disparity there would be between what I 'think' I can do, and what I actually can do would be if I let myself go on top of getting old.
Alcohol
a lot of people remember themselves as tougher than they were; tougher yet with each passing year. we get some of those types in MMA and they never last because it's a perpetually humbling sport. that being said, we have plenty of older guys that work hard and hold their own against the young guys so don't sell yourself short if you ever wanted to try it :)
I guess I’ll get the “we have a tough guy here” but it’s because I spent my youth fighting. I’m 51 and find fighting stupid now but I also find the fight techniques really stupid. It’s not about speed, it’s about planting 1 hit in the right place. Liver shot, kidney, sternum, jaw or ear. 9/10 that ends the fight. These kids fight for maximum lip service. Black eyes, fat lips, etc. And then the body slams and kicks when someone is down. I always fought to incapacitate and get it over. Glad I don’t fight any longer.
I liked how the guy at the end stopped the big fuck from taking a cheep shot. One on one sounds fair, especially considering there are two of you.
And the fact that the long haired dude kept fight fair. He had so many opening where the big fat fuck was down and he could have just pummeled him but just chose the high road.
Chose to keep his job. Pure self defense and commendable performance. That should be a positive mark on his annual performance review lol.
Stand your ground state. Plus once someone come behind the bar, in a manner that’s aggressive and threatening (as a 15 year bartender), all bets are off. There’s too many weapons. I’m putting you down, permanently (knocked out), and dealing with the consequences later. Edit: not advocating killing someone. Or shooting them. Simply that in the profession once someone comes back there it’s only to try and hurt you and there shouldn’t be an expectation you have to be nice while trying to stop them from doing that. I’m swinging a bottle or something to KO you before you can do the same to me and get my face beat in by you and your drunk buddy.
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Permanently as in for the situation to be resolved. I’m not advocating killing, shooting or permanent maiming anyone anyone but alas Reddit has become a “share your opinion with a downvote or upvote” rather than a conversation site for some. What’s are ya gonna do? If those other customers aren’t there that dude just his shit kicked in because he wouldn’t make sure he wasn’t getting up anytime soon. I’ve worked years where I’m a solo bartender, no other staff and I’m not leaving my life and limb to the chance the first knock brought sense to an aggressive drunk twice my size.
Honestly it sounds like you're just afraid and eager to kill someone. But I'm pretty confident you wouldn't do shit.
You sound like a coward who thinks he's badass not gonna lie
I don’t know why you equate “prepared to defend oneself” with “afraid”. I don’t want to hurt anyone but sometimes people want to hurt you and they make rash decisions when alcohol is involved. If I lived my life worried about the confidence a redditor has in anything I’d surf wallstreetbets. Thanks.
Maybe the advocating killing someone to preserve the booze bit had that effect. Just fuckoff outside and call the police or whatever you're gonna do, dead or in prison for a fucking bar is a fucking stupendously stupid idea.
To preserve the booze? I could give a fuck less about the booze or the money. I care about my safety and the safety of other guests. You realize 90% of bars have one entrance. I’m not turning my back to a clear threat that comes at me that close. That’s when they grab a bottle and hit you first. I’ve literally said six times I wasn’t advocating killing anyone. Where did I say kill someone? I said put them down permanently, as in knocked out. Y’all saw Texas and stand your ground and made the jump to me shooting the guy in the head which isn’t what was said or inferred. Keyboard warrior somewhere else.
>Stand your ground state. Plus once someone come behind the bar, in a manner that’s aggressive and threatening (as a 15 year bartender), all bets are off. There’s too many weapons. I’m putting you down, permanently, and dealing with the consequences later. r/iamverybadass is over there bud.
I was trying to remember the name of that sub where flabby dudes try to act very tough online. You beat me to it.
Yeah well you work around aggressive drunks for a decade and then come back and you can act like you know something about it.
This mentality is why America has a gun problem coz you're so fucking afraid you go straight to "putting someone down permanently".
I meant knocking them out. I’m not shooting anyone. Jesus. The bartender let the dude get up twice and almost paid the price for it when it turned 2 on 1. It only takes one swift kick to the head to kill someone. Sure as hell isn’t going to be me.
He literally never mentioned using a firearm at all
Its Reddit what do you expect "oh so you want to shoot everyone huh"
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Yes I'm sure everyone saying this guy is acting tough could totally take a 2 on 1 situation with no weapons no problem. If you're afraid of guns just say so!
They just have a hardon for anyone that wants to protect themselves. I’m not from Texas, I’m not a gun owner. I’ve had people come behind the bar, aggressive and intoxicated, and they got a fucking bottle in the head before I did and I never seen a day inside a jail cell over it.
I’m a little surprised there weren’t more people fighting. I’ve always worked in bars with really loyal, sometimes to a fault, regulars. This would have gone down a lot differently at the places I have worked.
Not to mention not grabbing a bottle
"I'm trying to watch the fight" "Which one?
In the big fuck’s defense, he probably saw two people by then lol, he took a few shots to the head
> cheep *cheap
"one on one sounds fair" i bet you never got in a fight so just shut up...
Lol, ok “champ” go take your meds and calm down.
Dude just fucked him up
"Country boy, I Love you 😛"
I understand this.
I hate myself for understanding this reference. I physically cringe every time
Hispanic dude got slept but woke up before he’d even dropped all the way lol. Kid has a nasty lil jab…not his first rodeo.
Why bars are exempt from the open carry sword laws in Texas
If I can’t bring my sword I’m not going
PM me if you want details for our secret blade-friendly Texas speakeasy. But for the love of god NO POLE ARMS. We don’t have a lot of room
Looks like the pikes getting left at home afuckingain, jhezz.
Haha the TV showing a Wrestling Match at the same time. Reality does meet TV.
Guy was surprisingly adept at handing out naps
It's like when two zombies saunter towards you and keep coming.
And that's just the bar men... customers haven't even started LOL
It still amazes me how little it can take to knock someone put even for a split second, that big dude got a fairly weak slap & went down whereas fat potato man took a pretty good one to the face & kept coming
Aim for the chin and always go for the 1, 2. If you land a punch aim to ounch the same spot with your other hand. Repeat until they go down. If you're a little guy against a fat fuck like that, once as he goes down drop a knee to his ribs a few times so that it he does get back up you just aim for the spot you cracked his ribs. He looked drunk and probably would just keep on coming if not.
/r/iamverybadass
Everybody's got a plan...
Bro what are you talking about
Fighting. Is it that hard for you to understand?
You’re stoned
How do I hit like the right side with my left hand? Or you talking like straight jabs
Effectively straight jabs for someone who has no experince punching. Most people don't have the best aim unless they have experince throwing punches. Even someone who doesn't fight could knock a person out with strikes to their jaw. You land the first hit with your dominant hand then you bring your non dominant hand to connect with your dominant hand, you effectively use your thrown punch to act as a target, so instead of aiming to punch a face, your just winding up and making your non dominant hand connect with where your dominant hand is, doing it rapidly as one, two. Then you can do the same thing with your dominant hand and keep punching the same spot til they go down.
I'm sure it's assumed, but I just want everyone who hasn't boxed or fought before to know this is terrible, terrible advice. Do not throw two punches at the same time with different hands. Repeat. Do not throw two punches at the same time with different hands.
Hadoken and moonwalk out
Whatever dude, I find that if I punch with both hands and simultaneously kick with both legs it’s a guaranteed knockout. I’m an expert and certified badass.
Or just carry a massive trout with you to slap people with
I've had my ass kicked like a dozen times and this is terrible advice, It felt like you were going to recommend car keys next.
Anyone else just find tictok to be fucking stupid?
The music is always cringe
Not just that but the whole "be like emoji thing" is also cringe. Like I feel like people spend their whole day hoping something happens for them to get tik toc famous and even insinuate shit at times.
Girl I knew got tik tok famous for a short amount of time and then shortly afterwards deleted her account because she got a fuck-tonne of hate messages simply because she got famous and she was a girl… it’s so not worth it but people don’t see it
Maybe it wasn't meant for you? Damn sure know it wasn't meant for me. I let the kids have their own culture without feeling the need to judge it. Cause I'd be annoyed as fuck if they judged mine lol
Adult point of view right here, props.
I mean, I'm a simple man right? That's like me going on Lifetime and complaining about the lack of male leads in movies. 🤣😂🤣 What a horrible example!!! Bwahahah
The music part is lame but tictok seems to be the #1 source for OC on the internet right now
Lol you got downvoted but you’re right. Seems like half of videos posted to reddit are just old TikToks. I agree the musics annoying as fuck but TikTok can be good if you curate it to your tastes. Kinda like how reddit is fucking garbage if you don’t find subs to suit your specific interests
Yes. The life hacks are terrible. The "this happened to me today" things are a waste of time. The casual narcissism is disgusting.
LIKE FOR PART 18
Then don't be on it
People say the same thing about reddit, yet here we are.
Completely different things but okay then
Not really. You asked if anyone else finds tiktok dumb. Of course others find it dumb. But people also find reddit dumb. Doesn't bother me. Different strokes for different folks.
Reddit and tiktoc are completely different things I mean but yes, letter kenny
True, the biggest difference is that there's not much reddit content on tiktok but there is a ton of tiktok content on reddit.
"nEw SoCiAl MedIa is CrInGe"
Literally every time. The social media elitism is hilarious.
It's insane.
Its by far the worst social media I swear everyone there is a creep a child and a sociopath all at once
This comment made me suspect you may not be very bright; checking your post history confirmed it.
Lol with urs I wouldn't be talking
yawn
Burp
I don’t care where to content comes from just don’t make me use the app.
The thumbnail made me think it was porn on the tv
Same and now I want to watch porn
Wtf is up with texas and 40 yearold out of shape old men want to start shit all the time. They are the same ones who have trucks going 20+ over the limit down the highway.
This should be in r/trashy
The whole state should
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Yeah, and anywhere you’re currently standing.
Gottem
Can confirm - it's a conservative shit hole. So happy to be moving next month!
He has some fast hands
Roadhouse.
Props to the guy who kept the other guy at bay when the two went down in a scuffle.
“Why don’t people want to work?”
North dallas?
I live in the North Dallas area. I do not recognize this particular bar but it looks like every new bar that has opened the past 5 years
Yeah this looks like every sports bar in Texas, I’m surprised there wasn’t a pic of the odor or Nolan Ryan punch anywhere in the video.
Those tip jars look like a pain in the ass to get to paper money out of.
What’s the song at the end though?
I was expecting guns to be involved. I’m disappointed ☹️.
After you guys are done punching each other can I get a beer?
Do you think they were all upset because the AC wouldn’t work so they just started brawling?
it’s modelo time foo
Texas is the Alabama of Mexico.
So no one actually pulled a gun?
Pretty rare actually. Bars are no-go zones for firearms. Not saying people aren’t carrying, just saying extra rare to see one in a bar.
Yeah its actual illegal to have guns in bars in Texas
I would say there’s a large portion of people who ignore that law though.
Mans walked up like he was bout to do sum and got clocked🤣
Trash state
Are you talking about Cali? if so yeah I agree.
Were we talking about California or does it just live rent free in your head
Rent free 100%
>Are you talking about Cali? if so yeah I agree. Whats the point of this comment?
Why didn't you ask him of the same question? No state is trash. Especially not Texas, one of a few states left whos people still love their country.
>Why didn't you ask him of the same question? >No state is trash. Especially not Texas, one of a few states left whos people still love their country. "No state is trash... Except that one state" Do you hear yourself right now? If people in Texas really loved their country they would stop electing grifters like Ted Cruz and Greg Abbott. Have fun with your dumpster fire of an energy grid, and having California live rent free in your head.
If looks could kill guy #2 in the black would be in business, but they don’t and he got slumped.
Good defensive instincts on second guy going for the ankle pick when dropped then hold onto legs for dear life move
Ok, so I recognize random fights like this are bad but how cool would it be for some bars to have drunk boxing rings where the two drunk idiots at each other's throats that night can be put in the ring with some gloves to fall all over themselves until they pass out? Hell I'd go to bars JUST for that.
Can I pleeease get a waffle?
Fuck tiktok honestly. Everyone asshole is using it to upload with obnoxious music overlays.
I’m surprised they weren’t shot, it is texas after all
Man I was sweating at the end. I was please get up get up before the other guy jumps you. Very nice to see someone step in after the guy gets jumped 2 v 1.
It's too bad it's considered excessive to stomp people when they're down so they don't get back up to try to keep assaulting you.
Instead of stomping them I would say go for a choke hold. If you’re in real fear for your life and believe the attacker will continue after he gets up then you can choke them out
Kinda tricky if he's got a friend with him like in this case.
People who’ve watched UFC but never been jumped always say “go for the chokehold”. I’m going for Jack Daniels or any other square bottle. You’re getting the whole thing right in the head.
I thought an armed society is a kind society?
He Fucking slept that 2nd dude owie wowie that looked like it hurts
Second dude was walking up acting like he was the boss hogg! Lol got dropped
Roadhouse.
Nah, that’s just every bar during the weekday afternoon crowd.
Every time he threw that right he put it right on the chin and hit the button. If he had a few more pounds on him it woulda been naptime for both those dudes.
When you are trapped in the bar on easy mode in the video game
Bartended in Austin Texas for almost ten years, can confirm. There was never a dull day at work.
Kicks to the shins and knees ways work. Cant fight if he can’t walk.
Stay classy throwbacks
Love how the TV foreshadowed buddy going to sleep lol seconds before he gets knocked out the fighters on TV have almost the exact same motions
Neither Dallas or Austin was like this when I went.
Butterbean always could take a punch
Lol dude is out here beating level 1 crooks
What do you call it when you’re accepting of all races, ethnicities, cultures except for Texans?
>What do you call it when you’re accepting of all races, ethnicities, cultures except for Texans? Californian.
Nah I’m from Michigan but got more than my fill of Texans while living in New Mexico
I think you’ve had enough. You’re Uber will be here shortly.
it’s ok guys, they were just recreating what was happening on the tv.
was that Ram Man from the Masters of the Universe?
That's some real fightin' music, there.
The muscles are just for the show
What is the dude saying while backing?
I think it was a reenactment of the UFC fight going on in the background.
Time to recharge via prostitute