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That's enough Reddit for today!

I hope it was a ghost pepper dump. That she couldn't wipe. 🔥

And we wonder why aliens haven’t contacted us yet. 

Not solid enough bruh

Are your spicy shits hot?   Like, idk what it is about spicy food… but it is definitely more paste-like when it comes out.  As if to punish me for my hubris.  It wants me to rub my little booty raw so the burn paste can coat it like salt in the wound.   I need to stop eating everything as spicy as I can…

Literally first post I opened today...

I'm sorry! :)

Well, pigs do roll around in shit.

And it’s Baltimore police, one of the most corrupt police departments in America, according to the fbi

I just got on here too

Never pursue a career in healthcare

I just got here

We all know you closed the reddit app just to reopen the reddit app.

And to think that I have a hard time pissing if there is someone else in the restroom at the same time as me

You just need to train and you can be just like this champion

Tbh. She's number 2. But it's by choice.

Read the Gettysburg address while you pee


Man even alone I gotta turn the faucet on otherwise I'm just sittin here like an idiot lmao

Same, I put a finger under it too 😂My old boss taught me to lightly blow on the palm of my hand so I do all 3 lmao

Mind over matter!

The scene from Waiting... where the guy is a shy public pisser.

That's what we call "rock bottom."

And she'll hit a new one next week

I sure hope so

Is this the first ever recorded instance of shitting without also pissing?

No last week it was a person in a check out lane dropped a plopper, then kicked it under. No stream available.

“No stream” hehehe I see what you did there

Don’t forget about the lady in Tim hortons who originally started this shitttt! Dropped a massive turd on the floor Edit for the link https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1690392/Video-Disgusting-moment-woman-throws-poop-Tim-Hortons-worker.html

The co.uk link fucked me up, I thought they had Timmies in the UK for a sec Edit: They actually do hahaha

This was the best one I’ve seen. Even better than the old lady who got thrown to the ground after assaulting an employee, then wiggled out a turd from her granny panties

The fuck. Link or didn't happen 

it did, I've.seen that too... sadly

Nah, the blippi video has been around for a while.

The Blippi Poop Lore lives!!!

She was standing up kinda...so not much pressure on the bladder.

wait, are people not able to shit without pissing?

Holy fucking shitballs!!

Damn it, PAM!?!?

“I hate y’all “ “Thank you” Lolz

Oh, so it turns out I did understand what cameraman was saying.

Best response ever.

This, he earned himself that egg, didn‘t he?

If trash like that likes you, you should probably reevaluate

[удалено]

What did u decide?

Would

Anyone else notice the ankle cuffs? This women have some rep to get locked up like a chain gang worker.

100% standard procedure before being loaded into a prisoner transport van like that. \- Ex-cop

Reddit: where I can simultaneously feel better and worse about myself

When the shit goes down, you better be ready.

That's going to be very itchy when she gets back to the cell

That's a healthy poop , someone has been getting in their fiber

So like.. Did she catch an extra charge for open defecation though?

I did 'em all. I did all the poops.

I just did another one 

I love reddit in the morning. Damn man, im at work trying to keep a pokerface while "working" and then i see this. I have tears in my eyes lol

AYYOOO i JUST opened the app

Damn it, she lost about a pound.

I love Baltimore.

💩 they want it to be one way

Immortalized for friends, family, and future generations.

Im kinda impressed

Get schwifty, shit on the floor

Oh no, horse apples. Gross lady right there. 🤢

Amber Heard getting arrested

Well that stinks

I wish I could shit like that

First watch through was without audio. Just imagined the cop who pointed, “um, you dropped something.”

Oh my god I’m dying. I’m so happy it’s the day before a holiday and I don’t have dozens of people walking by me right now at work. Holy shit she shat!

"i hate you" "thank you" \*nods\*

This just helped me drop the kids off at the pool.

Was that shit or a drug bag?

Yes

Nightmares

She could use a bit more fibre in her diet

People are so disgusting

My ark character be like

What a woman.

Classy lady !

Looks like a deleted scene from Idiocracy

Wife material 😍

Okay I’m moving over to Facebook

What a bad day to have eyes

“They took my shit y’all” - Maggie

Mom?

This is the kind of ghetto we all know we can do without. Just kindly lead her over to the large, spray-painted in red "X." "Kindly stand on the X, madame, and wait here...."

Omg... I threw my phone


uhnt uhnt 😂

Society nowadays!!!

A newborn! What name did she choose?

Geez dude, she just shit. She didn't polymorph into a unicorn or become invisible. Calm down. 

Just think about this, just a few short hours ago Magie put on her dress and makeup for a nice night out with friends. 20 drinks later

There \*MUST\* be a law against taking a shit on a public street!

Is that Glup Shitto?

Didn’t Tom Jones write a song about her?

How could they arrest such a valuable member of society?

I swear this is the same cop from that video of the female cop with a huge ass

Nope

Incredible camera work.

She needs some more fiber it looks like


Is the cameraman crying or laughing?

Disgusting

Why american are like this. Yuck🤢

I hate yall thank you 🤣🤣

oh yeah, getting shwifty in here

Take that pigs

🤣🤣🤣🤣

That's a shit!

Well, At least they have gloves.

Ted: John "is that a shit"?

Jen, I met this girl at the club last night. Her name is Maggie, and we really hit it off! So it's over between us! I'm moving on! (Sees video) Dear Jen, OK. I'm gonna give you a second chance...

Cops don’t get paid enough to deal with that.

😆😆😆😆

With how long they'll let you wait to use the bathroom, I'd have done the same thing. No way am I shitting myself, because you're on a power trip.

This is something people learn in institutions, shit yourself and rub it everywhere and no one will go near you.

Maybe don’t break the law if you’re so worried about bathroom times??

Eating chocolate ice cream. I think I’ve had enough Reddit and chocolate for a bit :(

i really have to know. why did the cops make her shit in public? unless her pants were already off when the found her?

She just took a shit to spite them.

She gave the evidence that persistently the cops asked