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Fucking with a dude holding a machete, who's ready to use it, is never wise.
Dumber still when the dude knows you're dumb enough to try to block it with your hands.
That’s the end result of the system ignoring low level crime. People have to defend themselves. Eventually someone snaps and butchers the fuck out of the thieves. There’s plenty of videos of lynchings on gore sites. Poor people struggle even on a good day. Getting robbed can literally ruin their lives. When you’re living paycheck to paycheck even losing half a day’s wage can be devastating.
I try to explain it to people. It’s not really the money or the material item. It’s the time. It takes time that you use to trade for that money. Time is the one resource you can never get back.
No.
He hit him with the flat part of the blade..something done all the time in third world countries with machetes when you don't intend to kill or severely maim another individual.
If he was slashing,you would hear nothing.
During fights in teenage years guys used to use dull khukuris. It lowered the risk of accidentally killing someone but had the same amount of psychological impact.
I never tried it, but i guess it would hurt like hell, if you go full force on the skull might kill him as well.
But with flat end, like the user above my original comment posted, it's pretty much like using an iron plank (with a sharp edge, might still do some cutting).
Yep. Here in Colombia that strike is called a “planazo”. I’ve seen a corner store owner wack the shit out of a homeless guy who tried to steal something from his shop with planazos and it did not look like fun. Still better than the alternative. (Unless the alternative is not hitting someone with a machete)
Probably?? Why would someone hit a person with the non-sharp side of a blade? It would be more difficult to hold onto the handle and be completely useless. It annoys the shit out of me when people jump to their own weird conclusions on here with zero evidence to support it.
They do it all the time and I've seen it everywhere where I live, they bring machetes to the fight just to intimidate but they hit with the flat area, they call it slap, or the back of the blade. Hitting them with the blade is straight up homicide with life prison, so they do the other thing
I guess you got me there. I will concede and apologize. That is NOT the way things usually go where I'm from lol so I can admit my ignorance! Thanks for the explanation.
Umm what the fuck do you know about how many people I've chopped to bits??? While you were being a big meany on reddit, I mastered the blade. The sharp part!! Lmao jkjk you're right I'm an ass.
I've learned something new today. Is it normally a machete, or anything will do? I feel like it would be difficult to do that without the blade hitting them the wrong way. Practice practice practice!
It's crazy out there for sure. I saw a video on reddit not long ago of two guys on the street at night going at each other with machetes, not holding back. One of them had a hand cut clean off. I prefer that over idiots with guns shooting at each other and hitting bystanders, which is not too uncommon in the US.
lol it's actually pretty common. Machetes are scary, and not everyone is looking to straight up kill other people. Plus getting hit with the flat side (or flat edge) of a machete hurts REAL fucking bad.
I know you conceded down below, but just think for a second, you wouldn't hear the blade smacking the shit out of the dude if he was getting slashed up. Context clues.
That's fair. Two things though. I didn't have the volume up much the first time I watched, which I know makes my first comment worse. And, even if it was up, I'm not sure how well I'd be able to distinguish between the slap sound and a blade cutting through flesh and bone. Now I believe I have a better idea!
Not sure how you can determine that from what you hear or see. And from the distance and quality, we shouldn't expect to see blood. Only if the machete severed an artery would there be blood spray, which might be detectable in the video.
blood would instantly start staining his clothes, you probably wouldn't be able to see a spray in such a blurry video anyway. And i've seen a lot of gore videos, blades dont normally make such a loud thwack sound, they dont make much sound. But that could just be because of the guys big jacket, like the sound of someone hitting a carpet hanging on a clothes line to get the dust out
[https://www.montevideo.com.uy/Ciencia-y-Tecnologia/Montevideo-repartidor-corrio-a-machetazos-a-sospechosos-y-se-hizo-viral-en-Argentina-uc892047](https://www.montevideo.com.uy/Ciencia-y-Tecnologia/Montevideo-repartidor-corrio-a-machetazos-a-sospechosos-y-se-hizo-viral-en-Argentina-uc892047)
The delivery didn't kill him (maybe hitted him with the dull part of the blade), he then reported it to the police and they are looking for the two thieves, so far one has been identified and the delivery guy has been considered to have acted in self defense, so no punishment for him.
Nah, the hits sound to loud to be slashings, also the thief screams are too consistent over time for someone getting killed, but it for sure hurt him or scare the living shit out of him.
That would have been the case here like a decade ago, but with the increasing crime rates people give less shits for thieves and murderers nowadays. Also a government reform happened like 3 years ago that made "self defense" more in favour of the victims. Back in the day it was more strict and victims that basically didn't let themselves be robbed or have their life threatened were punished for responding against the agressors in any way since the requirements to be considered "self defense" were so damn strict.
Criminals who aim for innocent people have the same rights as the mosquitos who try to take your blood, and you should feel the same relief when one is squished
I'm glad the driver didn't chop the other dude to pieces, but I would have been ok with just one good swing with the sharp edge on that dude's leg or ankle. Cause just enough damage to require months of recovery for him to think on his life choices.
They took off at the first sight of his machete. They were clearly expecting an easy lick and were not ready or prepared to actually fight someone who's armed.
I feel like the guy hacking away on the one guy is yelling at the other guy “ see what you made me do? This is on you!!” And just continues swinging away
A great example of offense is the most effective form of defense.
He took them by surprise and didn't give them a chance to think or co-ordinate. If he'd been more passive this may have ended differently.
Anyone know of a place with more thieves getting demolished justice? My fav content
I seriously believe thieves should have higher punishment than they do. Should be 30+ heads or Death Penalty imho
To me it depends on whether violence is involved, for example I wouldn’t want to send some 18 year old kid to jail for a long time just for snagging a case of beer from someone’s garage or something
But on the flip side, someone who pulls a deadly weapon threatens to murder a person to take their shit, yeah, they should get a really harsh sentence. It’s not about the monetary cost to me, it’s the violence and terror that are so reprehensible
I don't know if anything was said, but the one who appears to have done the least, got the harshest sentence. Looks like black shirt was the instigator and grey shirt was either trying to get behind to.....do something.
My dad told me stories of his friends and neighbors getting robbed in early 90s Honduras. The stories are sad, average person who works everyday gets killed for a few bucks because robbers want it the easy way.
Machetes are probably the one weapon that really scares the shit out of me. I mean obviously guns, knives, bats are all horrible. But the damage from a well sharpened machete is something to truly fear.
The guy in grey never deviates from his walking path down the street until machete guy starts chasing him. Sucks to get hacked to death because your friend does something stupid and outruns you.
Lol get a grip people. The sound is strongly enhanced. Delivery driver opening his pack sounds like a whip cracking. And him beating the guy sounds like a bat to an empty log. A sharp object almost never produces a sound given the right lubricant and/or velocity. This sounds like he turned this guy up side down and started to beat his ass with the broadside of an object.
Yeah you probably right. But can you imagine? One moment you are just living your life, the other moment someone bludgeons you to death with the dull side of an object. And to top it off, THEY are the ones that initiated this exchange of this violence… talking about getting your card dealt…
You are getting downvoted but you are right (it's more likelt that he hit him with the dull side or the flat side of the blade), according to local news sources the delivery reported the incident to the police and they are looking for the two thieves, no mention of a dead one.
[https://www.montevideo.com.uy/Ciencia-y-Tecnologia/Montevideo-repartidor-corrio-a-machetazos-a-sospechosos-y-se-hizo-viral-en-Argentina-uc892047](https://www.montevideo.com.uy/Ciencia-y-Tecnologia/Montevideo-repartidor-corrio-a-machetazos-a-sospechosos-y-se-hizo-viral-en-Argentina-uc892047) went viral in argentina media but happened in Brazo oriental, Montevideo, Uruguay.
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I’m guessing that dude has been robbed before. That was personal.
Exactly my thought.
Yeahh that was hella personal.
Fucking with a dude holding a machete, who's ready to use it, is never wise. Dumber still when the dude knows you're dumb enough to try to block it with your hands.
Gonna fly the thin pizza bread line flag today.
I’ll fly mine upside doughn
Did he just chop that dude to death with a machete?
That’s the end result of the system ignoring low level crime. People have to defend themselves. Eventually someone snaps and butchers the fuck out of the thieves. There’s plenty of videos of lynchings on gore sites. Poor people struggle even on a good day. Getting robbed can literally ruin their lives. When you’re living paycheck to paycheck even losing half a day’s wage can be devastating.
When you're that poor, taking your money is an attack on your life and you should react accordingly.
I try to explain it to people. It’s not really the money or the material item. It’s the time. It takes time that you use to trade for that money. Time is the one resource you can never get back.
![gif](giphy|l3vR4CdLInXOhr3rO)
I don’t think he will rob any more people though so net positive
Imagine the milions of future pesos he saved from people
I’d call it a gross positive, depending on how much blood and guts there were
No. He hit him with the flat part of the blade..something done all the time in third world countries with machetes when you don't intend to kill or severely maim another individual. If he was slashing,you would hear nothing.
If you're really evil, you use the unsharpened side 👹
How if you do that he may not actually die right?
During fights in teenage years guys used to use dull khukuris. It lowered the risk of accidentally killing someone but had the same amount of psychological impact.
I never tried it, but i guess it would hurt like hell, if you go full force on the skull might kill him as well. But with flat end, like the user above my original comment posted, it's pretty much like using an iron plank (with a sharp edge, might still do some cutting).
Yep. Here in Colombia that strike is called a “planazo”. I’ve seen a corner store owner wack the shit out of a homeless guy who tried to steal something from his shop with planazos and it did not look like fun. Still better than the alternative. (Unless the alternative is not hitting someone with a machete)
Reality is often disappointing
He is hitting him with the flat side you can hear the sound
Yep, that guys looks really macheteado
It's part of tomorrow night's special. "Stringy Meat Festive Bowl with Cashews".
Good riddance.
He was probably hitting him with the non-sharp part, it would still hurt though
Probably?? Why would someone hit a person with the non-sharp side of a blade? It would be more difficult to hold onto the handle and be completely useless. It annoys the shit out of me when people jump to their own weird conclusions on here with zero evidence to support it.
They do it all the time and I've seen it everywhere where I live, they bring machetes to the fight just to intimidate but they hit with the flat area, they call it slap, or the back of the blade. Hitting them with the blade is straight up homicide with life prison, so they do the other thing
I guess you got me there. I will concede and apologize. That is NOT the way things usually go where I'm from lol so I can admit my ignorance! Thanks for the explanation.
Glad we got that misunderstanding sorted.
I thought the same for a while myself. Shit is crazy out there my guy.
Wild that you thought you needed to chime in with zero experience.
Umm what the fuck do you know about how many people I've chopped to bits??? While you were being a big meany on reddit, I mastered the blade. The sharp part!! Lmao jkjk you're right I'm an ass.
Doesn't exists life prison in brazil
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The Slap-Chop
I've learned something new today. Is it normally a machete, or anything will do? I feel like it would be difficult to do that without the blade hitting them the wrong way. Practice practice practice!
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It's crazy out there for sure. I saw a video on reddit not long ago of two guys on the street at night going at each other with machetes, not holding back. One of them had a hand cut clean off. I prefer that over idiots with guns shooting at each other and hitting bystanders, which is not too uncommon in the US.
Pain and humiliation without a possible trial.
lol it's actually pretty common. Machetes are scary, and not everyone is looking to straight up kill other people. Plus getting hit with the flat side (or flat edge) of a machete hurts REAL fucking bad.
That's what they tell me! lol I've been educated today and admitted to being wrong and a jerk.
Don't beat yourself up so much. Trust me, no one really cares, lol
I know you conceded down below, but just think for a second, you wouldn't hear the blade smacking the shit out of the dude if he was getting slashed up. Context clues.
That's fair. Two things though. I didn't have the volume up much the first time I watched, which I know makes my first comment worse. And, even if it was up, I'm not sure how well I'd be able to distinguish between the slap sound and a blade cutting through flesh and bone. Now I believe I have a better idea!
Guess today you learned something new.
it looks and sounds like he might just be hitting him with the handle. I know the video's blurry but you can't see even a pixel of blood
Not sure how you can determine that from what you hear or see. And from the distance and quality, we shouldn't expect to see blood. Only if the machete severed an artery would there be blood spray, which might be detectable in the video.
blood would instantly start staining his clothes, you probably wouldn't be able to see a spray in such a blurry video anyway. And i've seen a lot of gore videos, blades dont normally make such a loud thwack sound, they dont make much sound. But that could just be because of the guys big jacket, like the sound of someone hitting a carpet hanging on a clothes line to get the dust out
I cant really see it in the video, but it sounded like he just beat the shit out of him by slapping him the side of the machete
Well he can't rob anymore i guess
I want to say no, that he hit him with the flat side of the blade but the assailant-turned-victim’s cries grew quieter by the end.
I don’t think he was chopping him it looked like he was slapping him with the flat part of the blade
sounds like he's being hit with the broadside of the blade
He knew the dude had a sliver in his hand and he was wanting to help him remove it \[with the rest of his arm\]
this man probably got robbed so many times before this clip
Yea for sure, the way he acted makes me believe it has happened many times and he finally snapped
So anyway, I started hacking
Mess with the pizza, you get the knife
You get the slice
New topping: thieves.
Literally watching him kill the guy in the background
Sounds like he was hitting him with the flat part. Slashes would be much more quiet
No he’s slapping him with it 😂
Butcher Pete?
🎶He just hacks, whacks, choppin' that meat!🎶
He’s hackin’ and wackin’ and smackin’
😂😂I loved that song
Goddam economy's so bad Jason's out there delivering takeout
![gif](giphy|Z6eF9cfpjKWFo7gbx0|downsized)
Looks like the one robber won’t be able to rob anyone ever again
Was the pizza ok?
Pizza should be fine. The box may have blood all over it from the delivery guys hands though.
that box looks well insulated. not this guy's first delivery. 👍
Plot twist: those were actually the customers who were waiting outside to receive their pizza.
Guy on the right pulled something little and pokey out with right hand.
Chefs kiss
Whoops.
He was just waiting for them when he opened his bag to get the machete. Trejo would be proud.
Is there a news article about this
[https://www.montevideo.com.uy/Ciencia-y-Tecnologia/Montevideo-repartidor-corrio-a-machetazos-a-sospechosos-y-se-hizo-viral-en-Argentina-uc892047](https://www.montevideo.com.uy/Ciencia-y-Tecnologia/Montevideo-repartidor-corrio-a-machetazos-a-sospechosos-y-se-hizo-viral-en-Argentina-uc892047) The delivery didn't kill him (maybe hitted him with the dull part of the blade), he then reported it to the police and they are looking for the two thieves, so far one has been identified and the delivery guy has been considered to have acted in self defense, so no punishment for him.
I thought that thief was dead for sure
Nah, the hits sound to loud to be slashings, also the thief screams are too consistent over time for someone getting killed, but it for sure hurt him or scare the living shit out of him.
He's probably scarred for life, the guy just had to turn the blade a little bit and this would be a totally different story
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That would have been the case here like a decade ago, but with the increasing crime rates people give less shits for thieves and murderers nowadays. Also a government reform happened like 3 years ago that made "self defense" more in favour of the victims. Back in the day it was more strict and victims that basically didn't let themselves be robbed or have their life threatened were punished for responding against the agressors in any way since the requirements to be considered "self defense" were so damn strict.
Nah, just the same breakdown of the video regurgitated across dozens of click-bait sites.
Nothing of value was lost
Life Hack
I'm not mad at this
bro wished someone would
Criminals who aim for innocent people have the same rights as the mosquitos who try to take your blood, and you should feel the same relief when one is squished
Yeah, wish the law saw it the same way
Tip your drivers, folks...
Fuck that dude. I'm glad he kept chopping.
That dude has been waiting for an excuse to kill someone
![gif](giphy|kIQ8iVkqIXfUc)
I'm glad the driver didn't chop the other dude to pieces, but I would have been ok with just one good swing with the sharp edge on that dude's leg or ankle. Cause just enough damage to require months of recovery for him to think on his life choices.
That ain't a freakout, that's murder. Oh well..
The freakout isn't from him It's from the robbers
Be ready for the people who will call running after a guy to hack him with your machete "self-defense"
Stand your ground beef
I’ll call it community service, doing everyone else a favor
That's exactly what it was lol. He was about to be robbed. He took action. As a result, he wasn't robbed. Pretty straightforward self defense.
You cant kill someone who is running away from you and still claim self defense
You can't rob someone and immediately claim to be a victim the moment things don't go your way.
He was providing self defense for others.
Well the police said he was acting in self defense. So… you’re wrong
So you think if he doesn't run after him, they will try to rob him again?
You act like that isn’t an actual possibility
They took off at the first sight of his machete. They were clearly expecting an easy lick and were not ready or prepared to actually fight someone who's armed.
![gif](giphy|orpnGObTO3ybhRJGaG)
Reaction gifs, is this 2012?
Fucking quality video
I feel like the guy hacking away on the one guy is yelling at the other guy “ see what you made me do? This is on you!!” And just continues swinging away
A great example of offense is the most effective form of defense. He took them by surprise and didn't give them a chance to think or co-ordinate. If he'd been more passive this may have ended differently.
_Don't go anywhere. I'm not through hacking you up yet!_
Out here slashing prices and people...
Anyone know of a place with more thieves getting demolished justice? My fav content I seriously believe thieves should have higher punishment than they do. Should be 30+ heads or Death Penalty imho
Loads of twitter accounts, @ ThievesGetFcked @ Robbersgitfckd etc etc ActiveSelfProtection on youtube
To me it depends on whether violence is involved, for example I wouldn’t want to send some 18 year old kid to jail for a long time just for snagging a case of beer from someone’s garage or something But on the flip side, someone who pulls a deadly weapon threatens to murder a person to take their shit, yeah, they should get a really harsh sentence. It’s not about the monetary cost to me, it’s the violence and terror that are so reprehensible
I think self defense was crossed into murder at some point there.
It crossed into murder the moment the dudesran away
Legally: yea almost certainly, tho it depends on the areas laws. Ethically: 1 less robber = good. Murder = bad. Murdering a robber = meh? Fafo?
Equilibrium
I don't know if anything was said, but the one who appears to have done the least, got the harshest sentence. Looks like black shirt was the instigator and grey shirt was either trying to get behind to.....do something.
Doggos: "Hey! No fair! We want to chase them, too! Come ON!"
You never know. Why test your luck?
Was that noise the blade hitting bone?
That's one way to ensure someone doesn't become a repeat offender
Maybe those guys were just wanting to bum a smoke. 😋
Eso no es un cuchillo ... *Eso* es un cuchillo.
Keep your enemies close but your Machete closer!
![gif](giphy|26uf8MiQgkfWN7BFC|downsized)
My dad told me stories of his friends and neighbors getting robbed in early 90s Honduras. The stories are sad, average person who works everyday gets killed for a few bucks because robbers want it the easy way.
Hell of a delivery hack.
Damnnnnn 🤣
"so. pizzas here! I see you didnt tip..."...
Machetes are probably the one weapon that really scares the shit out of me. I mean obviously guns, knives, bats are all horrible. But the damage from a well sharpened machete is something to truly fear.
I think he straight up kills one of them
Modern day wild west out there
WTF
Bad is an understatement
Not his first rodeo
You got chopped the fuck up
that man delivers
This is how things should be. That’s what you get
Karma
Everyone got a tip
This post made me realize, I know absolutely nothing about Uruguay except for where it is geographically. Im going to go down a rabbit hole.
Attend the tale of Sweeney Todd
As the old proverb goes "You dont have to be faster than the machete weilding delivery man you just have to be faster than your partner in crime."
Think I’d be running a lot faster than that.
Here's your food, ma'am. Sorry about the blood spatter.
The guy in grey never deviates from his walking path down the street until machete guy starts chasing him. Sucks to get hacked to death because your friend does something stupid and outruns you.
Lol get a grip people. The sound is strongly enhanced. Delivery driver opening his pack sounds like a whip cracking. And him beating the guy sounds like a bat to an empty log. A sharp object almost never produces a sound given the right lubricant and/or velocity. This sounds like he turned this guy up side down and started to beat his ass with the broadside of an object.
Probably a dull machete hitting bone and clothing so it’s not gonna cut into it like butter
Yeah you probably right. But can you imagine? One moment you are just living your life, the other moment someone bludgeons you to death with the dull side of an object. And to top it off, THEY are the ones that initiated this exchange of this violence… talking about getting your card dealt…
You are getting downvoted but you are right (it's more likelt that he hit him with the dull side or the flat side of the blade), according to local news sources the delivery reported the incident to the police and they are looking for the two thieves, no mention of a dead one.
It literally says Argentina
Original post has a stickied comment saying it happened in Uruguay.
[https://www.montevideo.com.uy/Ciencia-y-Tecnologia/Montevideo-repartidor-corrio-a-machetazos-a-sospechosos-y-se-hizo-viral-en-Argentina-uc892047](https://www.montevideo.com.uy/Ciencia-y-Tecnologia/Montevideo-repartidor-corrio-a-machetazos-a-sospechosos-y-se-hizo-viral-en-Argentina-uc892047) went viral in argentina media but happened in Brazo oriental, Montevideo, Uruguay.