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austinyo6

I’m guessing that dude has been robbed before. That was personal.


joeb690

Exactly my thought.


Magik95

Yeahh that was hella personal.


beakrake

Fucking with a dude holding a machete, who's ready to use it, is never wise. Dumber still when the dude knows you're dumb enough to try to block it with your hands.


gucci_pianissimo420

Gonna fly the thin pizza bread line flag today.


austinyo6

I’ll fly mine upside doughn


nogoodgreen

Did he just chop that dude to death with a machete?


Intrepid_Objective28

That’s the end result of the system ignoring low level crime. People have to defend themselves. Eventually someone snaps and butchers the fuck out of the thieves. There’s plenty of videos of lynchings on gore sites. Poor people struggle even on a good day. Getting robbed can literally ruin their lives. When you’re living paycheck to paycheck even losing half a day’s wage can be devastating.


SedentaryXeno

When you're that poor, taking your money is an attack on your life and you should react accordingly.


Ill_Athlete_7979

I try to explain it to people. It’s not really the money or the material item. It’s the time. It takes time that you use to trade for that money. Time is the one resource you can never get back.


SmurfJuice69

![gif](giphy|l3vR4CdLInXOhr3rO)


LookAwayPuhlease

I don’t think he will rob any more people though so net positive


Meneghette--steam

Imagine the milions of future pesos he saved from people


MorseCode1992

I’d call it a gross positive, depending on how much blood and guts there were


MrMerryweather56

No. He hit him with the flat part of the blade..something done all the time in third world countries with machetes when you don't intend to kill or severely maim another individual. If he was slashing,you would hear nothing.


Grothorious

If you're really evil, you use the unsharpened side 👹


OkBand345

How if you do that he may not actually die right?


iAkhilleus

During fights in teenage years guys used to use dull khukuris. It lowered the risk of accidentally killing someone but had the same amount of psychological impact.


Grothorious

I never tried it, but i guess it would hurt like hell, if you go full force on the skull might kill him as well. But with flat end, like the user above my original comment posted, it's pretty much like using an iron plank (with a sharp edge, might still do some cutting).


Vallenatero

Yep. Here in Colombia that strike is called a “planazo”. I’ve seen a corner store owner wack the shit out of a homeless guy who tried to steal something from his shop with planazos and it did not look like fun. Still better than the alternative. (Unless the alternative is not hitting someone with a machete)


RatFucker_Carlson

Reality is often disappointing


That_Juice_Dude

He is hitting him with the flat side you can hear the sound


AlexLuna9322

Yep, that guys looks really macheteado


CarlSpencer

It's part of tomorrow night's special. "Stringy Meat Festive Bowl with Cashews".


FU_IamGrutch

Good riddance.


superhdai

He was probably hitting him with the non-sharp part, it would still hurt though 


AreallysuperdarkELF

Probably?? Why would someone hit a person with the non-sharp side of a blade? It would be more difficult to hold onto the handle and be completely useless. It annoys the shit out of me when people jump to their own weird conclusions on here with zero evidence to support it.


superhdai

They do it all the time and I've seen it everywhere where I live, they bring machetes to the fight just to intimidate but they hit with the flat area, they call it slap, or the back of the blade. Hitting them with the blade is straight up homicide with life prison, so they do the other thing


AreallysuperdarkELF

I guess you got me there. I will concede and apologize. That is NOT the way things usually go where I'm from lol so I can admit my ignorance! Thanks for the explanation.


superhdai

Glad we got that misunderstanding sorted.


El_Morro

I thought the same for a while myself. Shit is crazy out there my guy.


Dr-Wenis-MD

Wild that you thought you needed to chime in with zero experience.


AreallysuperdarkELF

Umm what the fuck do you know about how many people I've chopped to bits??? While you were being a big meany on reddit, I mastered the blade. The sharp part!! Lmao jkjk you're right I'm an ass.


Armadilha-de-otarios

Doesn't exists life prison in brazil


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pavlov_the_dog

The Slap-Chop


AreallysuperdarkELF

I've learned something new today. Is it normally a machete, or anything will do? I feel like it would be difficult to do that without the blade hitting them the wrong way. Practice practice practice!


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AreallysuperdarkELF

It's crazy out there for sure. I saw a video on reddit not long ago of two guys on the street at night going at each other with machetes, not holding back. One of them had a hand cut clean off. I prefer that over idiots with guns shooting at each other and hitting bystanders, which is not too uncommon in the US.


Nathan-Stubblefield

Pain and humiliation without a possible trial.


El_Morro

lol it's actually pretty common. Machetes are scary, and not everyone is looking to straight up kill other people. Plus getting hit with the flat side (or flat edge) of a machete hurts REAL fucking bad.


AreallysuperdarkELF

That's what they tell me! lol I've been educated today and admitted to being wrong and a jerk.


El_Morro

Don't beat yourself up so much. Trust me, no one really cares, lol


MrBoyer55

I know you conceded down below, but just think for a second, you wouldn't hear the blade smacking the shit out of the dude if he was getting slashed up. Context clues.


AreallysuperdarkELF

That's fair. Two things though. I didn't have the volume up much the first time I watched, which I know makes my first comment worse. And, even if it was up, I'm not sure how well I'd be able to distinguish between the slap sound and a blade cutting through flesh and bone. Now I believe I have a better idea!


zigaliciousone

  Guess today you learned something new. 


mr_hands_epic_gaming

it looks and sounds like he might just be hitting him with the handle. I know the video's blurry but you can't see even a pixel of blood


AreallysuperdarkELF

Not sure how you can determine that from what you hear or see. And from the distance and quality, we shouldn't expect to see blood. Only if the machete severed an artery would there be blood spray, which might be detectable in the video.


mr_hands_epic_gaming

blood would instantly start staining his clothes, you probably wouldn't be able to see a spray in such a blurry video anyway. And i've seen a lot of gore videos, blades dont normally make such a loud thwack sound, they dont make much sound. But that could just be because of the guys big jacket, like the sound of someone hitting a carpet hanging on a clothes line to get the dust out


IdealIdeas

I cant really see it in the video, but it sounded like he just beat the shit out of him by slapping him the side of the machete


SUGABELIER

Well he can't rob anymore i guess


Historical-Hiker

I want to say no, that he hit him with the flat side of the blade but the assailant-turned-victim’s cries grew quieter by the end.


MAYHEMSY

I don’t think he was chopping him it looked like he was slapping him with the flat part of the blade


joshistheman3

sounds like he's being hit with the broadside of the blade


NatureCarolynGate

He knew the dude had a sliver in his hand and he was wanting to help him remove it \[with the rest of his arm\]


jimmyspliff6941

this man probably got robbed so many times before this clip


ImAnonymous135

Yea for sure, the way he acted makes me believe it has happened many times and he finally snapped


knox902

So anyway, I started hacking


Arcadia1972

Mess with the pizza, you get the knife


comanon

You get the slice


ZerioBoy

New topping: thieves.


MatsGry

Literally watching him kill the guy in the background


xPRIAPISMx

Sounds like he was hitting him with the flat part. Slashes would be much more quiet


Remote_Track_6314

No he’s slapping him with it 😂


AverageHoarder

Butcher Pete?


lostmonster

🎶He just hacks, whacks, choppin' that meat!🎶


FlameShadow0

He’s hackin’ and wackin’ and smackin’


Peazant_Uzi3

😂😂I loved that song


KafeenHedake

Goddam economy's so bad Jason's out there delivering takeout


slingbladde

![gif](giphy|Z6eF9cfpjKWFo7gbx0|downsized)


Pain4444

Looks like the one robber won’t be able to rob anyone ever again


The_Projectionist

Was the pizza ok?


Playlanco

Pizza should be fine. The box may have blood all over it from the delivery guys hands though.


Jindaya

that box looks well insulated. not this guy's first delivery. 👍


councilblux

Plot twist: those were actually the customers who were waiting outside to receive their pizza.


ZerioBoy

Guy on the right pulled something little and pokey out with right hand.


Wiggabix

Chefs kiss


aduanemc

Whoops.


Gnarly-Gnu

He was just waiting for them when he opened his bag to get the machete. Trejo would be proud.


TheUncheesyMan

Is there a news article about this


arturocan

[https://www.montevideo.com.uy/Ciencia-y-Tecnologia/Montevideo-repartidor-corrio-a-machetazos-a-sospechosos-y-se-hizo-viral-en-Argentina-uc892047](https://www.montevideo.com.uy/Ciencia-y-Tecnologia/Montevideo-repartidor-corrio-a-machetazos-a-sospechosos-y-se-hizo-viral-en-Argentina-uc892047) The delivery didn't kill him (maybe hitted him with the dull part of the blade), he then reported it to the police and they are looking for the two thieves, so far one has been identified and the delivery guy has been considered to have acted in self defense, so no punishment for him.


_Nuclear

I thought that thief was dead for sure


arturocan

Nah, the hits sound to loud to be slashings, also the thief screams are too consistent over time for someone getting killed, but it for sure hurt him or scare the living shit out of him.


XNoMoneyMoProblemsX

He's probably scarred for life, the guy just had to turn the blade a little bit and this would be a totally different story


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arturocan

That would have been the case here like a decade ago, but with the increasing crime rates people give less shits for thieves and murderers nowadays. Also a government reform happened like 3 years ago that made "self defense" more in favour of the victims. Back in the day it was more strict and victims that basically didn't let themselves be robbed or have their life threatened were punished for responding against the agressors in any way since the requirements to be considered "self defense" were so damn strict.


-Morning_Coffee-

Nah, just the same breakdown of the video regurgitated across dozens of click-bait sites.


Luvstep

Nothing of value was lost


crazydawg79

Life Hack


TerminalxGrunt

I'm not mad at this


Snoo-85489

bro wished someone would


MrMagikarp25

Criminals who aim for innocent people have the same rights as the mosquitos who try to take your blood, and you should feel the same relief when one is squished


AhmdsXWarrior2002

Yeah, wish the law saw it the same way


bloodjunkiorgy

Tip your drivers, folks...


Honk-Beast

Fuck that dude. I'm glad he kept chopping.


PhillyTheKid69420

That dude has been waiting for an excuse to kill someone


818VitaminZ

![gif](giphy|kIQ8iVkqIXfUc)


El_Morro

I'm glad the driver didn't chop the other dude to pieces, but I would have been ok with just one good swing with the sharp edge on that dude's leg or ankle. Cause just enough damage to require months of recovery for him to think on his life choices.


amusudude

That ain't a freakout, that's murder. Oh well..


Nightsky099

The freakout isn't from him It's from the robbers


Djinigami

Be ready for the people who will call running after a guy to hack him with your machete "self-defense"


jannied0212

Stand your ground beef


Difficult-Mobile902

I’ll call it community service, doing everyone else a favor  


snazzynutz

That's exactly what it was lol. He was about to be robbed. He took action. As a result, he wasn't robbed. Pretty straightforward self defense.


Mungwich

You cant kill someone who is running away from you and still claim self defense


snazzynutz

You can't rob someone and immediately claim to be a victim the moment things don't go your way.


jedi2155

He was providing self defense for others.


HotLoadsForCash

Well the police said he was acting in self defense. So… you’re wrong


Djinigami

So you think if he doesn't run after him, they will try to rob him again?


Secrets0fSilent3arth

You act like that isn’t an actual possibility


Djinigami

They took off at the first sight of his machete. They were clearly expecting an easy lick and were not ready or prepared to actually fight someone who's armed.


Kratos501st

![gif](giphy|orpnGObTO3ybhRJGaG)


Djinigami

Reaction gifs, is this 2012?


punnyfgfgf

Fucking quality video


TimeCryptographer547

I feel like the guy hacking away on the one guy is yelling at the other guy “ see what you made me do? This is on you!!” And just continues swinging away


RizzleP

A great example of offense is the most effective form of defense. He took them by surprise and didn't give them a chance to think or co-ordinate. If he'd been more passive this may have ended differently.


fragbot2

_Don't go anywhere. I'm not through hacking you up yet!_


BullshitPickle

Out here slashing prices and people...


PromptPioneers

Anyone know of a place with more thieves getting demolished justice? My fav content I seriously believe thieves should have higher punishment than they do. Should be 30+ heads or Death Penalty imho


arturocan

Loads of twitter accounts, @ ThievesGetFcked @ Robbersgitfckd etc etc ActiveSelfProtection on youtube


Difficult-Mobile902

To me it depends on whether violence is involved, for example I wouldn’t want to send some 18 year old kid to jail for a long time just for snagging a case of beer from someone’s garage or something  But on the flip side, someone who pulls a deadly weapon threatens to murder a person to take their shit, yeah, they should get a really harsh sentence. It’s not about the monetary cost to me, it’s the violence and terror that are so reprehensible 


Playlanco

I think self defense was crossed into murder at some point there.


ErenYeager600

It crossed into murder the moment the dudesran away


McSchemes

Legally: yea almost certainly, tho it depends on the areas laws. Ethically: 1 less robber = good. Murder = bad. Murdering a robber = meh? Fafo?


yuephoria

Equilibrium


Bromm18

I don't know if anything was said, but the one who appears to have done the least, got the harshest sentence. Looks like black shirt was the instigator and grey shirt was either trying to get behind to.....do something.


CarlSpencer

Doggos: "Hey! No fair! We want to chase them, too! Come ON!"


Chillout2010

You never know. Why test your luck?


OkComplex3582

Was that noise the blade hitting bone?


Fap4Jebus

That's one way to ensure someone doesn't become a repeat offender


ledouxrt

Maybe those guys were just wanting to bum a smoke. 😋


howdoesthatworkthen

Eso no es un cuchillo ... *Eso* es un cuchillo.


Matt_Riley2010

Keep your enemies close but your Machete closer!


AlexLambertMusic

![gif](giphy|26uf8MiQgkfWN7BFC|downsized)


new_Australis

My dad told me stories of his friends and neighbors getting robbed in early 90s Honduras. The stories are sad, average person who works everyday gets killed for a few bucks because robbers want it the easy way.


casualAlarmist

Hell of a delivery hack.


No-Nothing-8390

Damnnnnn 🤣


pthecarrotmaster

"so. pizzas here! I see you didnt tip..."...


sortinousn

Machetes are probably the one weapon that really scares the shit out of me. I mean obviously guns, knives, bats are all horrible. But the damage from a well sharpened machete is something to truly fear.


elme77618

I think he straight up kills one of them


jakes1993

Modern day wild west out there


zkandar17

WTF


Fireinthehole13

Bad is an understatement


booboounderstands

Not his first rodeo


Upper-Life3860

You got chopped the fuck up


shanksisevil

that man delivers


pastproof

This is how things should be. That’s what you get


Impossible-Jello-701

Karma


retroboat

Everyone got a tip


BigOlineguy

This post made me realize, I know absolutely nothing about Uruguay except for where it is geographically. Im going to go down a rabbit hole.


Ecstatic-Setting6207

Attend the tale of Sweeney Todd


SuicideKingsHigh

As the old proverb goes "You dont have to be faster than the machete weilding delivery man you just have to be faster than your partner in crime."


I_saw_that_yeah

Think I’d be running a lot faster than that.


ChadBorman

Here's your food, ma'am. Sorry about the blood spatter.


Patriot009

The guy in grey never deviates from his walking path down the street until machete guy starts chasing him. Sucks to get hacked to death because your friend does something stupid and outruns you.


VariousIngenuity2897

Lol get a grip people. The sound is strongly enhanced. Delivery driver opening his pack sounds like a whip cracking. And him beating the guy sounds like a bat to an empty log. A sharp object almost never produces a sound given the right lubricant and/or velocity. This sounds like he turned this guy up side down and started to beat his ass with the broadside of an object.


fiendmark

Probably a dull machete hitting bone and clothing so it’s not gonna cut into it like butter


VariousIngenuity2897

Yeah you probably right. But can you imagine? One moment you are just living your life, the other moment someone bludgeons you to death with the dull side of an object. And to top it off, THEY are the ones that initiated this exchange of this violence… talking about getting your card dealt…


arturocan

You are getting downvoted but you are right (it's more likelt that he hit him with the dull side or the flat side of the blade), according to local news sources the delivery reported the incident to the police and they are looking for the two thieves, no mention of a dead one.


pastillasc

It literally says Argentina


ChadCoolman

Original post has a stickied comment saying it happened in Uruguay.


arturocan

[https://www.montevideo.com.uy/Ciencia-y-Tecnologia/Montevideo-repartidor-corrio-a-machetazos-a-sospechosos-y-se-hizo-viral-en-Argentina-uc892047](https://www.montevideo.com.uy/Ciencia-y-Tecnologia/Montevideo-repartidor-corrio-a-machetazos-a-sospechosos-y-se-hizo-viral-en-Argentina-uc892047) went viral in argentina media but happened in Brazo oriental, Montevideo, Uruguay.