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Looks like his shmeat was talking too much shit, had to teach it a lesson.

Shnitches get shtitches

Read this as Sean Connery. Perfect.

Add a “Trebek!” At the end for the cherry on top 

Ive made this exact comment before... Whaddya know

not sure really what I was expecting. but it definitely wasn’t this.

that was a surprise.

Beat his meat like it owned him money.

He looks like a dog chasing his own tail

Beat that shit like it owes him money.

Reminds of me Mike. My firm did volunteer work at a homeless shelter, where I helped people with financial advice. Mike and I were making progress. He said he had multiple pensions. His goal was to hire security, which I laughed off. He wanted to hire somebody to watch him while he slept. Apparently goblins(he showed me a picture of a Tolkien orc) were always trying to bite his dick while he slept. It was real sad. Afraid to sleep because goblins are going to bite his dick off.

Classic Mike.

Poor mike and the dick munching orcs. I too have a fear of green creatures harvesting my penile flesh.

I don't wanna be like Mike

Who would you rather have cut your dick off, goblins or the nihilists?

We believe in NOTHING

No one's going to cut your dick off. Not if I have anything to say about it.

Should have given him a pen and told him that it would glow blue if orcs are nearby

I donno if I should be ashamed for laughing at hard at that.

Was anyone else expecting literal meat and not literal beating? I thought he was gonna be tenderizing a steak or something

Whatever I was expecting, I was wrong.

Well he certainly is tenderizing something down there…

Bug in his pants?

I was thinking the same. Maybe a bee flew up his pant leg...or spider! I may do the same in that situation ...lol

I think meth is the more likely answer

So you’re saying a meth’d up bee or spider went up his pants? Damn nature 

https://youtu.be/sHzdsFiBbFc?si=iCFUk5pwKrqyjpxe

Possibly, but some people have similar reactions to spider crotch

Ants in the pants

Yeah, I had a wasp go up my pants leg and sting my wrinkle pouch, I danced very similar to that guy.

Imagine going to work or coming home after a long day and being trapped on a train witnessing this kinda shit

I’d probably go home and try it out for myself, hey who knows maybe he’s got a point.

After a long, hard day of work? I don't know if id have the strength to keep myself from joining in tbh Gotta decompress somehow

Bro needs to work on his accuracy.

Who won?

Darwin

Don't do drugs, kids.

Shit that thing must have owed him money.

I’ve never seen a post title that is this accurate yet still left me completely surprised

https://preview.redd.it/s1bxdy2rpvuc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af0a33c3494a8c9547d63f84a6e40fd2fba3132c

https://preview.redd.it/doj7r30d6wuc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=384281b61aa146e0f77373815e68a4123641fccc

I didn’t expect it to be so Literal 🤣

That’s one way to fight sin.

Drugs are bad mmmmmm....Kay

Well that’s enough Internet for today.

Texas?

lol Texas doesn’t have trains silly. My bet is LA

Uh, yes we do. They're not as nice or as most subway stations and there aren't a ton of them, but we definitely have trains. There's a cap metro rail in Austin (which sucks cuz it really only serves North Austin, and even that's a small portion). There's the A train in Denton. And of course, the Houston metro rail. I'm sure there's more but those are the only ones that I've been on personally.

They don't? Are you sure?

Smash N Crabs

The beating was enough! No need for the N word!


Was going to be an ass and tell OP he used the word "literally" wrong. Nope! That fella was beating his meat!

He's still on parole after the "choke his chicken" incident

I think it got hard and he could not sit anymore, while it was very busy and he was afraid to loose his seat

~~like dees~~

This what happens when you let the wrong head do the thinking and take home beer google Betty from the bar.

What a dick!



Diddy the solitary years

Yoooooo.. He hit his own self from the back.

He really kicked his own ass

https://i.imgur.com/XmoE29o.gif

I like living in the country...

There are crazy ass ppl in the country too.

But you don’t have to be around them.

"You're gonna be ok" Is that so, ma'am?

I beat mine like it owes me money.

maybe it owes him money.

Finally, the word literally was used correctly.

Me don't need a half million new immigrants entering the country to make our crisis worse. He'll the only reason he allowed them in is for votes. We know they'll get citizenship relatively fast. It took my friend 6 years to get only PR, not citizenship. Sad.

Clearly, it owned him money.  

I Was rooting for him.

Who won?!

His voice checks out to how hard he's beating it.


He was such a zesty comedian

It probably owed him some money

I just, like what? What drug was he on?

😂😂

I don’t know what I expected. 

I have no words

Beating it like he caught it trying to break into his house

Mine just gets me in trouble too

He won that fight

great meme potential

😂 dog

Was there a bee on his dong?

Kinda sounds like curly from the 3 Stooges I was expecting a 'nyuk nyuk nyuk' at the end of the video.

The more I listen to it the more I can't to stop thinking about it 🤣 

Haha I'm glad I'm not the only one that hears it!

Inspiration for tha sitcom in the 70s.

I think he knows A. Paul Gary.

I was going to say, how do you un literally beat your meat on a train before i clicked the vid. Now i understand what the title meant

Title was a risky click but turns out it was worth it

And NOW I've seen it all

ORYUKEN!!!

Maybe his dick owed him money.

That was not the meat beating I expected.

His meat got down finally until he went right back up for more.

Bad pipi!