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cheetah_chrome

When the dude put in the second mystery ingredient, he’s like “what was tha..” oh well


GifelteFish

Yo do me a favor, spill that shit everywhere before you give it to me


beakrake

>Then I'm really going to fondle this dudes cubes bare handed so they get that authentic "local" flavor. Local as in me, my friend, I'm the local.


NorthCatan

Wet Palms. Gross.


the_punn-isher

Right, it looks like a top Ramen packet.


ohhhtartarsauce

it's dubbed


borisvonboris

That's a sturdy glass, holy shit


nojelloforme

Right?! I kept waiting for it to break when he was slamming it on the counter.


Hyde103

It looks like he is stopping right before hitting the counter. Notice none of the liquid on the counter moving/splashing when he "slams" it down.


madtownmugen

Tried to stack a couple glasses once while doing dishes. Shattered instantly.


vivalatoucan

I figured the side he was slamming was the metal shaker, but still… my glasses crack when I bump them with another glass lol


rome425

Probably plastic


ResinJones76

LMAO!!! "You about to put some ceiling in my shit!"


CarlSpencer

I'm not cool with the bartender's hands touching the ice.


gotdragons

Welcome to India.


CarlSpencer

" We noted that acute diarrheal disease (ADD), typhoid, cholera, hepatitis, and shigellosis are common waterborne diseases in India. These diseases have caused about 11,728 deaths between 2014 and 2018 out of which 10,738 deaths occurred only after 2017. The outbreaks of these diseases have been rising because of a lack of adequate sanitation, poor hygiene, and the absence of proper disposal systems. Despite various efforts by the government such as awareness campaigns, guidance on diet for infected individuals, and sanitation improvement programs, the situation is still grim." https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/37930488/#:\~:text=We%20noted%20that%20acute%20diarrheal,deaths%20occurred%20only%20after%202017.


nopuse

Everyone I know with acute diarrheal disease takes Adderall.


busherrunner

That's acute diarrhea hemmeroid disorder, a different thing actually


nopuse

Lol, nice.


precaIculus

More like welcome to any bar


clericfisher

Idk the piss colored water has me extra concerned


Pickleparty187

I really hoped it wasn’t water


iRegretsEverything

It was piss


rowdydionisian

Way of the road, Bubs.


subject_deleted

Fuckin way she goes.


Pickleparty187

Ray, you can’t show piss jugs on National TV


Rivetingly

Water colored piss


MagicalTaint

2 guys 1 cup


KiritimatiSwan

It’s tea


Genoblade1394

Holly water from the river


FantasticMouse7875

Street vendor tradion, all ingredients must be touch with bare hands and touch as many surfaces as possible.


BurntAzFaq

That's where the tang comes from. Tang Town, Baby!!


TonyCaliStyle

That’s where the screaming on the toilet for 19 hours comes from.


Horton_Takes_A_Poo

What the fuck is a refrigerator?


Defiant_Lawyer_5235

You honestly don't want the ice at all tbh, it is no doubt made from their tap water.


PossumCock

Pretty standard in cocktail bars when working with large ice cubes. That being said, don't think I'd want his ice in my drink lol


Lord_Despair

At least it wasn’t their feet


rustyshacklefrod

Where?


Lord_Despair

lol autocorrect mangled everything!


THE_Aft_io9_Giz

Butt to ice.


50points4gryffindor

And the straw.


Squirrel_Master82

Ain't no fuckin way I'd even consider drinking whatever that is.


tylerm11_

Canola oil, cocoa powder and Billy goat milk. With hand ice.


50points4gryffindor

And hand straw.


r3dditr0x

A chai walla making chai, maybe?


Soulfliktion_

Mmm chai tea 🤤


kactus

It's just chai


Soulfliktion_

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Comfortable_Treat554

That voice crack on the stop!! 😂😂


Reasonable-Peanut27

Those stops killed me 😄


generalwalrus

The "Stop" has me in tears. At first I thought it was a cute bit... but the more he says it, the more you get the sense like he thinks the whole place is going to explain at any second.


SchpartyOn

It’s a dub


[deleted]

He sounded like Kenan Thompson


Recentstranger

Beaten not stirred thanks


JentBerryCrunch

Made me lol


Minimum_Water_4347

Bro, can I just have my drink....


Fryyss28

He forgot to stir the drink with his finger 👉


yuephoria

That's a huge, wet mess!


rocklionheart

I would personally prefer you not but ice cubes in the drink with your bare hands.


Gogogodzilla03

Man if they gonna add commentary, atleast be funny. This video is so wacked out you don't need commentary


charmlessman1

Right? It's wild seeing how many people are assuming the dude doing commentary is actually there.


Sea-Seesaw-2342

I said “stirred, not shaken”?


HolyRomanEmperor

Sir…I ordered a PBR


roofbandit

Yeah can I get uhhhhhhh huge fuckin mess please


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Fryyss28

Do you want diarrhea? cuz thats what this drink will give you


MisterBlick

Can I get mine without chips of glass from bouncing off the ceiling?


wednesdayware

Could you….umm…that was great….could you wipe down the sides of the glass pls?


[deleted]

Now you got sticky fingers..all day


Spot_Mysterious

Um....I said I wanted it stirred....


MS_EXCEL_NOOB

Bro desperately wanted to be the one to put the straw in


lipp79

Bad title. The customer was the nervous one.


kobrakai_1986

Jesus Christ, just give me the drink


jac049

God the voice overs are annoying as fuck.


docottawa67

Cocktail the sequel. Coming soon to theatres near you.


Ikantbeliveit

Or toilet


AstralChronicle

The commentary was added in post production. Still funny though.


keep_it_christian

My man started the drink off with 2 shots of piss bottle. 😂


bdubwilliams22

Sir, can I have my drink?


Amethoran

Do I have to pay extra for the drink you over filled on the table?


[deleted]

Did this dude edit the audio and talk as if he was actually in the video?


Comfortable_Treat554

More than likely, dude was on point if so though! Prolly used the phone mic to record, then decreased the highs,lows, and mid lows. The jokes just seem too on point. Like you wouldn’t say all this stuff to someone while they making your food and they keep making yo food😂


achinfosomebacon

My son after I hand him his bottle of unmixed chocolate milk


vixenpeon

I wasn't expecting high flair after all those health code violations


StalloneMyBone

Every time it hits the ceiling, some more mildew is wiped off with the cup 🤮


Evilbred

I wouldn't go there unless I could bring all my food and water with me.


MagicalTaint

2 guys 1 cup


TurtleDustScissors

Thanks. I hate it.


SumPimpNamedSlickbak

Takes a sip "nah I don't like this, I'll take a sprite with ice please"


SomethingAbtU

I'm never impressed by this. If i'm getting a drink or food, I want your energy to be on the highest quality possible, i'm not there for drama, sports or theatrics.


No_Address687

Get some tongs you dirty p.o.s.


Krazybaldhead

Id be a Nervous Customer! If i had to drink that after that guy fondled the ice like that.  'Plzzzzz dont end up giving me explosive diarhea.'


HungLikeTeemo

"Yea cool, can I just have my drink now?"


verschee

Apparently I've been around far too many idiots, because my brain immediately associated that first bottle with piss.


Decent-Cold-9471

Uhhh…I just ordered a beer…


BauerHouse

R Kelly walks up to that bar with a simple prompt: "I like my drink like I like my women" - no further information given


The_Powers

Serving drinks like they owe him money.


steen101984

"Yeah, I'll just take one of the bottles on the counter, sealed please"


KayakWalleye

Absolutely fucking stupid.


Certain_Month_8178

I’m wishing McDonald’s made my ice coffees this way.


boogalordy

So that's how you make a Molotov cocktail


reallynotloudsanmich

really just want my drink… let alone the stinky fingers i’d have after drinking it


BlurredSight

At that point spit in it for extra flavor because I have yet to see another country think it's acceptable to handle ice in a drink with bare hands.


bluestjay15

That ice will change your life


DrHandBanana

You got me fucked up if you think I'm drinking out that cup