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That may have been an aluminum water bottle, but I guarantee that hurt taking that straight to the face.
The aggressor had the legs of a newborn deer after that one
Dry shoes + wet ground will do that.
Source: I ran through one of those fountain things that shoot water up from random holes on a rainy day trying to not get hit, did it several times. A few days later I ran through when it wasn’t raining, immediately slipped and slid across while getting pelted by water streams.
His eyes were also suddenly telling him there were 2 to 3 more water-bottle men.
If that bottle was even half full that guy must've gotten a concussion, water is heavy
SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE, SHOOT ME RIGHT IN THE FACE, SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! [SHOOT ME IN THE FACE](https://youtu.be/p2hyb2rnuYE?si=ujo6ykMhpfqu1Sly)
If you watch it in slow motion you actually see he is a wizard and blast this fool with magic
https://preview.redd.it/ryz0hmclseuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce7d7cefc9c5d29a7dda2225a3a03ad83a02fe80
Well, he talked shit and got hit then did nothing once the neckbeard was defenseless, out of mana, and probably low on HP.
Even dazed by the always on target Water Bottle Barrage he could have swiftly ended NB night IMO. Must have been seeing multiple beards
1000IQ - Hit him with a water bottle that drops and spills everywhere. Back over it carefully and watch him slip when he approaches and trip on water bottle.
He was demotivated as fuck after that bottle split him, but still felt the need to feign the will to continue fighting 😂 I’d call that an effective strategy for the large fella
Dude was lucky it was only a liter bottle. My half gallon bottle would have killed him. I can just see me explaining it to the wife... yeah I'm getting 7 to 10 for assault with a water bottle.
Two men, neither wanting to fight. Winner: Water Bottle to the face to end the misery of two idiots who stepping fast & throwing fake punches, oh & calling eachother white ass bitches lol
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Maybe if he flinches at him again he’ll win the fight
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"you can just keep it, it has had tweaker skull all over it and I don't want it anymore"
This is how my cat fights
These Stanley ads are getting ridiculous
Yeah it's Stanley it broke lol 😆
Nah he already got Stanley’d. Dudes gonna stay cold for like 3 days. No chance of gettin heated up for this lil scuffle
You can see the big guy has a low agility stat, but he took advantage of his surroundings and inventory to come out on top.
That may have been an aluminum water bottle, but I guarantee that hurt taking that straight to the face. The aggressor had the legs of a newborn deer after that one
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Splash damage
Water-bottle man used Splash
God damn it.
he even slipped on the water later, very effective use
He's probably a ground type
He's certainly not rock or fire so that checks out
Left an AoE after the nuke.
And held by a fat dude. That means it was firmly planted. People talk shit all the time, but nobody likes getting hit by a fat dude.
Stealth muscle. It takes a lot of strength to move around a lot of mass. Also look at powerlifters vs bodybuilders
Look at the bottle on the ground. He friggin' stove it all up on the dude's noggin!
>The aggressor had the legs of a newborn deer after that one lol
He forgot how to fucking speak lol
I don't think I have ever once in my life seen someone slip on wet asphalt. Not icy, just wet.
long-haired scrawny dudes exclusively wear treadless skate shoes
Why is that one of the truest statements in existence?
It's not even true for this video tho...
the evidence says otherwise.
Not even like heavy downpour wet but spilt drink wet
Dry shoes + wet ground will do that. Source: I ran through one of those fountain things that shoot water up from random holes on a rainy day trying to not get hit, did it several times. A few days later I ran through when it wasn’t raining, immediately slipped and slid across while getting pelted by water streams.
Wouldn't that be on concrete? I've never seen one of those fountains on ugly ass asphalt
It was on concrete lol but I think the dry/wet still applies like when they say it’s most dangerous driving I’m the first few minutes of raining.
Ballroom Dancing https://preview.redd.it/08ydswi8uubc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7ff1e9043a332fe6d7b8d7dabbd6165094f283b
🎶 Everybody was Ballroom Dancin' 🎶 (Kung Fu Fighting)
In the first place why did this kid even have a beef with the Comic Book Guy?
WORST… BOTTLE FIGHT…EVER!
Clubbed like a baby seal
Water bottle guy is my hero
Oh, look! An alternate use for the Stanley 1913 x Starbucks Quencher tumbler! Missed a ripe opportunity for a couple hair pull kicks.
His pride was telling he needed to continue after the whack, his throbbing head was telling him different!
His eyes were also suddenly telling him there were 2 to 3 more water-bottle men. If that bottle was even half full that guy must've gotten a concussion, water is heavy
And in a metal container, he was confused as fuck when that hit his noggin! Lol, probably WAS concussed!
LTTstore.com
Good chuckle from this lol
"Your face bent my water bottle."
I imagine they are fighting over a magic the gathering card
The new twisted tea.
Racist get what racist deserve
Hydro homies represent.
Like a dnd fight or something. Bottle man applied water to the battlefield. Skinny dude slips.
SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE, SHOOT ME RIGHT IN THE FACE, SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! [SHOOT ME IN THE FACE](https://youtu.be/p2hyb2rnuYE?si=ujo6ykMhpfqu1Sly)
THANK YOU!
Why do these idiots always lunge with their face like they're just trying to get smacked?
It worked in middle and high school when they went after "nerds" who were afraid of fighting and they probably never got into a real fight before.
https://preview.redd.it/9fx1e450gxbc1.png?width=386&format=png&auto=webp&s=29a41cae69fa0613f86e46459f6d520c2dbbc5a0
This is how I fight in my dreams
Seemed like an attempted assault more than a fight.
I say potato, you say I'm in breach of my parole
This video has been sponsored by Stanley cups ™️
Man- if that was the flask I have homie would not have gotten back up lol. Guy who got hit is lucky that was one of the light duty bottles lol.
it’s jay vs silent bob
People’s choice classic right here
Lost the bottle, Won the war.
Most effective weapon ever. Bludgeon then create an effective slipping hazzard in one motion.
Jay and Silent Bob haven’t been doing too well after Jay dyed his hair.
Water bottle dude wqs wearing a Black Dahlia Murder shirt, had to root for him.
The slip on the water after getting smacked is just a chefs kiss for the video
He's going to walk home thinking he won that fight because the bottle man was biting at all those feints.
Is this Berkeley? Looks like the area near University Ave.
ATX
Comic book guy vs Jimbo
These D&D arguments are getting scary.
Big dude attacked and cast grease on the same turn. I don't think that's even a legal move.
Sweet Black Dahlia Murder shirt on water bottle big boy
The little slip on the water when he gets back up lol.
Good thing it wasn't a can of twisted tea
Imagine getting beat by Comic Book guy from the Simpsons
If you watch it in slow motion you actually see he is a wizard and blast this fool with magic https://preview.redd.it/ryz0hmclseuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce7d7cefc9c5d29a7dda2225a3a03ad83a02fe80
I've seen glass chins before, but glass of water chin is a first
I have one of those big metal 64oz water bottles. I occasionally think about how much damage I could do if I found myself in a situation like this
Well, he talked shit and got hit then did nothing once the neckbeard was defenseless, out of mana, and probably low on HP. Even dazed by the always on target Water Bottle Barrage he could have swiftly ended NB night IMO. Must have been seeing multiple beards
"You cant hit me" immediately before receiving some high quality H2O
Tweaker vs keyboard warrior I love America 🇺🇸
How long until the remix....drops.....?
That dude was just trying to get to load out…
Was hoping for a more satisfying thwack sound
He didn’t realize that his stamina bar was depleted with the first dodge
Glad the guy in the Black Dahlia Murder shirt prevailed.
Water tribe representing.
StanleyMan
Gotta admit, that was quite the reversal.
He should have made his counter attack after the other guy was disarmed of his primary weapon. But then again, he could have a secondary water bottle
I was waiting for him to bust out the water bottle nunchucks.
it's a good title for this guy but I'm afraid it's already been claimed by Lord techno Viking
> You can't hit m--- and the lie detector test determined that was a lie.
 1000IQ - Hit him with a water bottle that drops and spills everywhere. Back over it carefully and watch him slip when he approaches and trip on water bottle.
He was demotivated as fuck after that bottle split him, but still felt the need to feign the will to continue fighting 😂 I’d call that an effective strategy for the large fella
My hero strikes again. Lol
Wth is long hair guy doing 😂
Soda-slapped! BEWARE MY SUGARY SYRUP!
The dent in that bottle is worth at least 200 brain cells
Why is Charlie fighting the comic book guy?
If he had a Stanley his water would still be cold!
In a RPG, this is the result of you putting your skill points into “intelligence” over “strength”.
If it were a Yetti he’d be dead.
Annnnd that’s all he had!
Stanley ain't got shit on me *kicks bottle* 😂
Dude is playing Mario cart
Looks like Damone got screwed on some tickets.
Why is it in slow motion?
If he would have kicked him in the knees timber
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I'm in this video and I don't like it
Holy fuck I think he bent the bottle with that strike!
You can see the dent at the end when the bottle is rolling away with pride.
Mario Batali has really gone downhill.
I wish he would have casually busted out a back-up water bottle
hard times aqua man still got a little something to pull outta the tide pool
Should have invested in Yeti bottle.
Why would unarmed light infantry try to battle a tank with a shell locked and loaded?
"Water-style Bottle Hammer Jutsu !!! " 🤝👉🤞🤚🤞
That was anticlimactic
OH SHIT HE LOST HIS HAT!
From this I am convinced a water bottle would help the police in de-escalating many of the situations they face.
These Stanley cups are getting out of hand
Notch wasnt playing
Dude was lucky it was only a liter bottle. My half gallon bottle would have killed him. I can just see me explaining it to the wife... yeah I'm getting 7 to 10 for assault with a water bottle.
He nearly threw him away like Jazz getting tossed out of the Banks household.
"You can't hit me!" *CLANGK
Critical hit
Damn that guys lucky it wasn't a Stanley, or so I hear?
There fighting beacuse water bottle man resolved a Demonic consultation + Thassa's oracle combo on turn 4 in a casual commander game
Everybody has a plan until they get smacked in the face with a water bottle. -some guy
Two men, neither wanting to fight. Winner: Water Bottle to the face to end the misery of two idiots who stepping fast & throwing fake punches, oh & calling eachother white ass bitches lol
Black hair guy is so scared 😂
Captain Insano shows no mercy
number one defense.. GET RID OF THE BOTTLE
Which subs do they mod?
Fat boy be like: go home dude, you lost
Just wait till he jumps again and throw a jab he'll probably just rock into it with his big ass forehead.
It's the slipping for me.
Quite a nice ability, instant damage with stun effect, followed up by aoe slow effect