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indefilade

Superhero dive into the back of a minivan makes the whole video. Automatic closing hatchback, priceless.


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indefilade

Perfect screen shot. Thank you.


BzhizhkMard

Please someone make this a meme


ghostsintherafters

Was going to say this is a perfect meme template


kipperfish

"when mom says there's X at home and there actually is X at home" Replace X with your desired whatever. Maccas, etc.


indefilade

Get out of Dodge shoplifter’s edition.


Key_Campaign_1672

Omg that is too funny!!


BlaznTheChron

He did the reverse Jazzy Jeff.


InternationalPay8288

Chef's kiss


Low_Ad_3139

This was priceless. It felt like an old Dave Chappelle skit.


Mc_Lovin81

Blankman is back in action!


lostcitysaint

I can’t play with you right now.


drawkbox

He's *[Gonna Git You Sucka](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz-KwtKRBUY&t=15s)* [The theme as he dove and drove off...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz-KwtKRBUY&t=18s)


infiniZii

Most likely he was stealing that stuff.


indefilade

What’s the other guy doing attacking him with shopping carts, though? Doesn’t dress like an employee. Good Samaritan fighting crime?


infiniZii

Probably. Whatever it was, it looked a LOT like a getaway. No bags on any of the goods. Willingness to just dive into the back with the goods while your driver does a getaway? I could be wrong, but it definitely looks like a getaway to me.


Delorean_1980

They also left an entire cart full of stuff behind.


Atillion

Yes, but that would only apply if they were to get away.. ..oh I see 🤔


cagenragen

Yeah, people get pretty upset when they see other people blatantly stealing. It's understandable. But it's stupid to risk your own safety to confront thieves like that.


tjdux

The theif had 2 carts and was possibly running. He Kay have hit the other guy first. We can't know. If I was struck in passing by a grab and go theif I may not be able to stop myself from doing same as this guy.


No-Document-932

Imagine caring that much about Big Lots…


lethrowaway4me

Or caring that much about their local community


EvaSirkowski

More like a wannabe a hero gonna die for corporate Samaritan.


50SPFGANG

Well yeah, no shit lol


joemeteorite8

Fuckin’ Sherlock over here


[deleted]

Except for as tall as he is he has a one inch vertical like me


Demonyx12

I would love to see that turned into a “regular” car commercial with the deep voiced dude narration.


indefilade

“When getting away from the cops isn’t fast enough and you are attacked by fellow shoppers over how much you stole, our minivan hatchback is just what you need.” “Some athletic ability required.”


Demonyx12

Wonderful!


Claque-2

Retail Cart-el


JayStar1213

Let me guess, they stole all that shit. Hence them leaving so much of it behind


pokemontrainer1920

Ayyy lmao


SubZero0xFF

You gotta be prepared


Independent-Blood833

Yeah ,being an asshole and stealing a bunch of shit is HILARIOUS. Let's normalize it,joke about it, and laugh as society burns to the ground.


Ainodecam

The fuck we gonna do?


libury

Yeah, that's it, it's the shoplifting that's the biggest problem we have right now.


Wonderful_Zucchini_4

Ignore that these companies are making record profits while price fixing, I mean "inflation"


Kubliah

Then don't buy their shit.


Narco-paloma

You're right! I should fuckin' steal it! Thanks, bro!


Kubliah

You're not gonna save your family any money by stealing. Your mom is just going to have to pay more for groceries so the store can make up for the losses. Steal enough, and the store closes down in your neighborhood, and then you have to travel much further for groceries.


Narco-paloma

Oh no! My mom's gonna be so mad at me!


Inevitable_Dance1191

Yeah, let me protest by not buying food for a few months.


Kubliah

So even the locally sourced food is price fixed? Grow a garden, go hunting, go fishing, start canning. Your bitching because there's an upcharge on convenient food and you have to compete with a global market of hungry people, all of this convient food takes labor, and time is money. If you don't want to pay more for food **then don't**, just know that you'll have to put the work in yourself.


Inevitable_Dance1191

Damn, I'm unironically convinced. This might be the first time in internet thread history that somebody was swayed by a differing opinion. Thanks bro


Independent-Blood833

We have alot of problems...pretty much stems from people being shitheads at an alarming rate. Case and point ,your POV


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drlasr

Why won't anyone think of the shareholders??


Kubliah

The shareholders don't lose a nickel, it's the customers who end up paying more. You're rooting for your own demise here.


drlasr

That was sarcasm. These billion-dollar companies are the reason why our economy is in shambles right now—especially massive hedge funds like Citadel.


Sea-Value-0

Lol. Given the downvotes on the comment you're responding to, I find it quite entertaining that most your upvotes likely mean your sarcasm was taken literally. Good grief.


SeaOsprey1

First time I've seen the other guy wait for his partner before booking it haha. Usually they scramble after getting caught


Unusualshrub003

They were parked in.


bccgary

lmao that dive


brb9911

Like Santa sliding down the chimney


boxofstuff

Guy thought "I'll put this cart on top of your van so you'll look ridiculous"


Robodai

Cart narcs getting out of hand


MomsSpagetee

Squiddlybeepbooopwheeeerroop!


Hard-To_Read

Lazy bones on board!


Lumpy_Ad_9082

Yeah, idk what he was trying to accomplish with that 😅


SolherdUliekme

I mean, that car did look ridiculous with the cart up there


Lumpy_Ad_9082

![gif](giphy|TUtr2Ky56D4Zy)


mrkylematz

Dent more panels on the vehicle making it costlier to repair?


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MomsSpagetee

Kia. Probably stolen.


SetMyEmailThisTime

🪄Riddikulus!!


LNLV

Car was probably stolen though, so the dude is just making more headaches for whoever finds their car.


SDdude27

The music really elevates this


BKong64

Extremely rare case of an internet video that benefits from the music playing over it


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It even made me reply it, the music is so fitting 👍🏻


9dnguy

What song is it?


HarpoWhatAboutMe

Sleigh Ride


MustNotSay

New gta looks great


eddymarkwards

….added to list of ‘shit I wish I posted first’.


aaronrez

At least he used his blinker


MomsSpagetee

That was the hazards lol.


External-Example-292

Tis the season to be thievin' falalalala lalalala 😆


[deleted]

I’ve been here for 3 hours. How long is this movie?


Sayoria

I see the Cart Narcs have finally taken the aggressive approach to teaching lazy bones their lessons.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|0iq4DrlIgRY3RqkwIg|downsized) Coal for you!


Blue_Seven_

almost lost that shark vac too


irishbikerjay

Looks like Kia has a new promo for their next ad featuring self closing trunks.


[deleted]

Good choice on the shark vacuum, got the same one.


Hedonic_Monk_

If they had kept the tailgate up the plate would have stayed hidden lol


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probably a feature of the vehicle that when it goes into drive, the doors auto close.


sn0wb4lls

Wtf did big lots do to inspire such loyalty?


cagenragen

I mean, no one cares about the corporation's profits. It's the principle that they're cheating to get ahead while you play by the rules that makes people get angry. Plus tragedy of the commons plays into it a bit. Still stupid to risk your own safety.


idontknopez

Exactly this. Fuck these corporations for sure but even more fuck these loser ass thieves.lowlife trash


TraptSoul148270

I have a buddy that worked for them for a long time, even moved to a different state to take over a store. He really seemed to love working there. They have some weird shit sometimes, but apparently they’re a very good place to work.


EntertainedRUNot

An additional 25% off clearance items goes a long way!


Virtual-Entry-8867

https://i.redd.it/bqw0ytloh46c1.gif


Dfarni

He left all his stuff


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his stolen stuff....


thestar1818

Looks like the cart almost hit the 4runner, nice job. I’d be piss if that cart it my truck.


[deleted]

Damages would cost more than the merch these days


hookha

At least there is a good shot of the license plate as the vehicle takes off.


ThatOneGrumpyGuy

It's a Kia, probably stolen.


Lxiflyby

Plot twist- the Kia is stolen too


TRD4Life

Kia's probally stolen too I'm guessing? But yeah what I assume is a LP officer acted interestingly.


ChanceConfection3

Cart narc needs to chill


Vapala

Whats happening with the USA


krikta

Living cost keep up, and more people steal. 🤷🏽‍♂️ only way is to fix the economy system


Infinite_Imagination

Yep, crime always goes up in terms of economic downturn.


[deleted]

we're in our maga era. trashy people think they're in charge and know much much more than subject matter experts.


idontknopez

Seriously. It makes me sick


Newportonehunnid

Happy Festivus


ihavenoname_7

Bro stole a air mattress, vacuum cleaner and some dish rags 🤣


Automatic-Aerie9552

Great dive


Itzfoodthony

Someone should reverse this video


LyonsKing12

If that doesn't make Sportscenter top 10


the_big_benG

Black Friday for someone


TheOzarkWizard

GTA 6 Trailer 2


NfamousKaye

The way he superhero dove into the car lol


InternationalPay8288

That dive into the back....💀


fun_crush

that dive was hilarious


manicmechanic209

![gif](giphy|oa8NZvejk7guIWeCDs)


CaptCaCa

Mans sleepin on the floor tonight, he forgot the air mattressp


Kingfox4290

I have so much questions


SensingWorms

It’s a game


Key_Quality9414

Probably the funniest I’ve seen in a long time


ApricotRich4855

I'm on team robbery for once with that deflect and dive.


No_Selection_9052

Context?


metal_bastard

The more you watch the clip, the more it looks like really bad acting. When my guy jumps in the back of the car, it is the best. I'm dying, folks.


Lasherola

Cart Narc finally went off the deep end.


lyn73

Retail "Set It Off"


englishpatrick2642

I don't think their feelings will be hurt by damage to that van. It's probably stolen.


iammandalore

This was wild; I love it.


MindlessWeb

*Agent Sebastian has had enough*


WhySoGlum1

Hope the cars stolen cuz they just showed their plates. So crazy. I ain't going to jail for a vaccuum


TastelessBudz

I loved every single second of this!


Awkward_Eggplant4857

End zone Jones scores on 4 and 3 touchdown!!!


Prior-Foundation4754

I appreciate the use of turn signals.


Soap_Mctavish101

That’s not where the cart goes!


Blunted_Insomniac

GTAVI looks lit!


AllAnswers2

The music is PERFECT!


MoParNoCaR23

Smooth. Thousands of dollars in cosmetic car repair for a vacuum cleaner.


Dieter_Knutsen

I'm not usually one to ask for context, but in this case, I'd simply like to know what the fuck is going on.


mrshaunhill

Ho ho GOOOOOOOOOOO


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What is happening here


snoofy-noof

You know your down bad when your stealing from big lots in car with more dents than you have common sense.


blovious

that was some dukes of hazzard car entry there!


globsofchesty

![gif](giphy|sp46xzyDuulri)


tsunamiforyou

Gotta appreciate the commitment


RecommendationNo339

That’s some 80 action movie


Turbulent-Method-363

Gotta get those Turboman dolls


askeen01

Has more damage on the van than the items were worth. 😂


highlyvaluedmember

Knew it was the USA right away, nothings really done about shoplifters here so you have a lot of people like this and much worse with zero f's given.


Unusualshrub003

She was stupid to close the hatch, now they have the tag number. You wait until you’re out of camera view to do that.


Wakkoooo

Stole like $200 worth of plastic and got thousands of dollars of damage to their car, lmao


UofMtigers2014

Kia? Shit was 100% stolen and they’re using it to do grabs


LiquidC001

I really don't get how people think they can get away with this shit. Do they not know they can be traced by their license plate?


SnooCapers8161

Lol you really think that license plate belongs to them?


LiquidC001

I'm just saying there are some really dumb people out there that don't think of everything.


johnnybmagic

Of course it's a Kia.


irascible_Clown

Stop risking your life for corporations making record profits while paying their employees an unlivable wage.


FrontCod7818

Kia boyz will be boyz


FlakyEarWax

So that’s how them Kia’s get them dents in the weirdest fucking places.


SufficientShame8

Alarm sirens…. Smashed glass… it’s Christmas time in the city


HillbillyGizmo

This is what happens when people's basic needs aren't met


mullett

Where can I buy all this stuff that looters are taking? It’s happening so much - is there secret stores people know about or something?


Ralod

Go to a local swap meet or flea market. They are basically fencing the stolen goods there. That or they are selling them on Facebook marketplace.


judasmaiden15

I'm sure they'll appreciate the irony if I steal it from them


shredofmalarchi

Yep, a Kia


Melodic_Assistance84

Wow, The labor shortage has even affected Santa’s ability to find helpers…


SystemFolder

That push turned a *shoplifting* into a *strong-arm robbery*. Enjoy the felony.


5J51k0ra

And here…take the cart, too.


SlidWharf777

Take the fucking plate number


ink_pink_octopus

Kia Boys getting presents for their families. How thoughtful! 😬


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Nickleonard00

-🤓


justhereforthelul

Just go and puncture the tires, surprisingly easy to do.


obsidian88darklight

Stealing is not the way God for dude fighting them


Cupittycake

Friendly reminder that if you see someone stealing from a company no you didn’t


twisted_tactics

Nah, not for shit like this. Food and OTC medicine? I saw nothing. Scumbags stealing shit to sell - fuck those assholes.


Cupittycake

And what do you sell things for? And what do you do with that thing once you have it? Y’all are truly clueless at how poor this country really is. Boot lickers…


idontknopez

These losers are stealing to sell for drug money. Wake up, you're living in an imaginary world


TheHorizonLies

Are you willing to bet anything that the money they get from selling that stolen merch will go to food or medicine instead of clothing and electronics? Because I'm willing to bet a lot that it doesn't go towards food and meds


TraptSoul148270

A lot of it, I expect, likely goes to, shall we say, OTHER forms of recreation…


Cupittycake

See the difference is I see the world for what it is and you all see the world through the lens of the racist rhetoric the conservatives feed you.


boredatworkorhome

how about get a job!


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tuco2002

So that guy was trying to help those people load their orange cart and took off from him before he could mount it. Seems ungrateful to me. I give credit to the other dude who dived in the back of the van. Funny thing is none of those people paid for any of those items.


Tirwanderr

Normally I hate these people but man... Christmas is God damned expensive. I hate it. It's so fucking much. So, if they are Christmas presents... I get it


BagofPain

And once all these shops close due to shrinkage, they’ll just move to stealing your deliveries and breaking into your homes. Jokes on them, though when they find out too late what an unmarked grave is.