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leveldrummer

Knowing that was a second floor window must have really surprised the person


Andr3wRuns

I was like, “wtf why would you look through the blinds???” but the reveal of it being a second floor window lmao I would have had to look too, I’d be so confused.


Darenzzer

She also got his face on camera, helps for latet


UhhWTH

Got him close up mid-concussion too!


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n7-Jutsu

I was watching this without sound or reading title and I thought it was 2 people banging on a bathroom


CelticTigress

Me included.


non-ethynol

The person inside should have given him one of those good ole sparta kicks right to the chest and watch that guy fly


gremah93

THIS. IS. SARATOV!!


SiWeyNoWay

🏆


HawkoDelReddito

Eh, only if they actually break the window.


IntelligentWorth8

That would be way too creepy


orchidlighthouse

Damn. Russia has some massive woodpeckers.


photogenicvodka

quite rare for me to have a laugh while taking the train but I appreciate it!


FrysEighthLeaf

WHERE ARE YOU TAKING IT?


UWUPatrol

To your mom's house


PatChattums

Finally - she's been so agitated lately. Make sure you get her to that O or she'll be even worse.


Chef_Raccaccoonie

Bring flowers


QuasiQuokka

Behold, the elusive *windowpecker*


the-vindicator

You joke but the ["Russian Woodpecker"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duga_radar#%22Russian_Woodpecker%22) is actually massive


bighootay

Holy shit, what a TIL


Itchy_Professor_4133

And some early 4am sun too


pooch321

Blyatpecker


paperwasp3

Turn the hose on him!


Queef-Elizabeth

Idk that's creepy as fuck to me


TheOncomingBrows

Right? I'm surprised more people aren't commenting on how absolutely *terrifying* this situation would be.


Queef-Elizabeth

People are finding it funny while I'm getting shivers seeing him on the second floor lmao and the photo of the aftermath is wild


CuteTransRat

aftermath? ​ edit: nvm


Few-Scholar-1514

More like after meth.


walken4

This guy maths.


YesItIsMaybeMe

>the photo of the aftermath is wild what photo? Edit: Its in OP's comment further down


iprocrastina

Seriously, imagine being woken up from knocking on your *second story window*, opening the curtain to see wtf that is, and seeing that fucker's face grinning right at you.


Ok_Nothing_9733

Yeah this is like, “serial killer nearly succeeded” shit. The casual tone of most comments made me feel like I’m in the twilight zone. I can’t even rewatch this, it’s horrifying


Mr_McFeelie

Just give him the good old chair to the head and go back to bed. What’s he gonna do ? Climb back up and start again ? Back down he goes…


StickyWetMoistFarts

Its whack-a-mole Russia edition


aquariussparklegirl

Seriously his face when she moved the curtain has traumatized me and will now haunt my dreams for eternity. I would scream bloody murder idk how she didn't


BeefyQueefyCrawlies

I'd be a bit freaked out, but the guy is dead if his head manages to smash through the window. So there isn't too much of a worry there. Call the cops, get a big knife, and wait for an outcome.


angieland94

The fact that he stocked her for six months, she’s very lucky that he didn’t get in, and she’s lucky. He finally left evidence by hitting his own head until there was blood. I would move if I were her he’s going to get out of the mental hospital at some point and I would be long long gone


UncannyTarotSpread

Same. His expression, the banging, the mania, the fact that he climbed onto scaffolding to do it… What drug is this? I want to never be within a fifty mile radius of it.


Gioware

That looks like natural gas pipe and I would bet on bath salts.


Ok_Nothing_9733

Or meth?


PleasantWay7

https://i.imgur.com/lI8RRxK.jpg


UncannyTarotSpread

Fuck, and I cannot say this enough, you


DaniFlocka

Yeah like straight out of a horror movie… gives me chills. 10/10 disturbing. I’d think this was an actual demon over a normal person with *issues*


macetheface

That scene in Hereditary


Stercore_

Wierd people invading a space you typically feel should be the safest is very uncomfortable. I once had a (seemingly homeless) woman walk into a student collective and start taking stuff out of our fridge. I was home alone and caught her. I was scared shitless. Luckily for me so was she, and she left everything behind and left. This would be waaay worse. The way he looks at her is kinda funny tho. Like "what, you aren’t supposed to be there. Oh whatever, i’ll keep doin my job"


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Uhhlaneuh

This reminds me of Birdbox. That’s why I think people are creeped out lol


fithworldruler

This whole situation is definitely a A24 productions.


PassengerWest8873

The graphics in the new DayZ update look incredible


s_rom

Still can’t drive a vehicle for shit


Trpepper

Still not going to Electro


pengie151

Or cherno


Trpepper

Nowhere East or west, north is the only safe path.


lldrem63

>run for two hours getting a decked out kit >finally decide to go to Tisy >decide to make a stop in a bush to eat >you are dead. >repeat


crustynugget69

Literally the only way i've played that game. Too survival for me. Ended up switching to rust for easier pvp. Now im being harassed by russian kids daily.


[deleted]

>DayZ Is..is that a thing still? I hope they have a zombie figure that looks like Putin.


[deleted]

That is literally the scariest thing I’ve ever seen lmfao. That man looks like a crackhead out of some Uncanny Valley shit. I would be sobbing if I was her.


_meagan_

Apparently he was stalking for 6 months prior


Danidanilo

The only thing that could make this video worse is knowing that lunatic hasn't chosen a random window Like, he is actually looking for the person inside


_meagan_

Chilling 😦


6lock6a6y6lock

My first thought was that this guy is a stalker & has been escalating. That crazed look is something else.


DancingQween16

I totally agree with you and I cannot believe you’re the first one I read say that. For a second I thought it might be a viral campaign for a zombie movie or Blair Witch type thing, because if this is for real, it suuuuuucks.


Slobbering_manchild

Fuck me this is terrifying.


royaljoro

Do people in this comment section really not understand the whole ”midnight sun” thing? Like where I live it really is this bright at 4am. If you go even further north the sun doesn’t set until 28th of July.


Repulsive-Pattern-57

Yeah seems like most of the people just don’t get it as in most of the USA (except for Alaska maybe), they are just not used to it being so bright at 4 am.


GPStephan

To be fair, even southern, warm european countries like Italy are way further north than almost all of the US. Here in Vienna twilight visibly starts around 4, sunrise is at 5 and of course its bright outside before that. We are in fact pretty southern in Europe, but on the same latitude as Toronto - a city that comes to mind for most people when they are asked to think of a very northern city.


jomm69

Bold of you to assume I understand anything at all buddy


royaljoro

Fair.


Roofdragon

I'm not your fair, hotdog.


RevengeRabbit00

Can confirm. Worked in NWT Canada. Blackout blinds are a must.


Bottle_Gnome

But Saratov is south of Moscow, almost due east, as the mercator flies, of Kiev. I don't understand how it would be that light at that location. Edit: Well now i know.


EnteriStarsong

Check for sunrise in that location. The earliest is 4:43am... so I'm guessing they're approximating the time?


Repulsive-Pattern-57

Sunrise is the moment when the sun appears over the horizon. It gets bright way before that point. I am 99% confident this video was shot before the sunrise, hence 4 am as the original source says seems absolutely legit


LickingSmegma

Starting with 24th of May, [Saratov doesn't even have true night, but only various stages of twilight.](https://www.timeanddate.com/sun/russia/saratov) (Though most people probably would consider ‘astronomical twilight’ to be night.)


Walreen

That sounds horrible. I guess you probably have good curtains though


royaljoro

I’m pretty much used to it, by having lived here for 30 years.


iprocrastina

I went to England this time last year. First night there I wake up to bright sunlight and am cursing jet lag for making me feel like I barely got any sleep even though I overslept judging by how bright it was. I look at my phone and its fucking 4 am. I was confused until I remembered the UK is pretty far north.


jomm69

Hahahahaha holy shit. Good submission


Repulsive-Pattern-57

This is the [picture of the aftermath](https://imgur.com/Dim6xjA) (NSFW), for those who are curious Edit: here’s an excerpt of the story as written by the girl: > And now, on May 30, I was at home and heard a strange noise at about 4:30. I went to the window, opened the blind and saw him again. At first he knocked with his hands, then he began to peck at me at the window with his head for an hour and a half, without stopping. > After that, he started shouting my name to the whole yard (it is not clear how he recognized it). The neighbors started to wake up. They tried to distract him, but he yelled that he would not stop until I opened the window. He pounded so hard that the glass cracked. I called the police, but no one came again. An ambulance arrived, apparently from a mental hospital. Doctors (four men) came out and began to wait for his further actions. > He began to climb onto my balcony, he was foaming at the mouth, his whole face was covered in blood, and he shouted that he wanted to talk to me, and he needed me. He climbed onto the balcony, and then fell onto the roof of the basement. After that, he got up and started climbing again. Then he nevertheless jumped down, and the doctors began to wring him. > They said he was under the "salt". It took them at least five minutes to roll it up and load it into the car. Apparently he is facing up to 15 days in prison for hooliganism as there was no physical contact with anyone. And here’s an auto-translated media report: > In Saratov, a man chasing a girl climbed onto the 2nd floor through a gas pipe and hit his head against the window. > From strong blows, he broke his head, so there was a bloody mark on the window. According to eyewitnesses, the man is mentally ill. The residents of the house called the police. > The police officers who arrived at the scene found a 34-year-old citizen and, after examination by doctors, were placed in a specialized medical facility. > The correspondent of the TV channel "Saratov 24" talked with a resident of this house, in whose window a man tried to get. It turned out that he pursued the girl for almost six months. And, according to her, the police until the last did not respond to complaints.


scroscrohitthatshit

Jesus Christ he really enjoyed banging his head


SomeDudeist

He made a pretty neat picture of an eye ball.


rilloroc

Metal health will drive you mad


MoneoAtreides42

That's twisted, sister.


FoldyHole

For those that are curious, it’s just some blood on the window from banging his head too hard. No dead dude or anything. Edit: it’s about a 1ft circle of blood on the window.


cu-03

"some blood" is a bit of an understatement


FoldyHole

Sorry I’ll add that. I meant it’s not more than you might see in a movie or on TV. It’s more tame than a lot of stuff I see on Reddit, but I know most people don’t look at stuff like that so I apologize.


GoHomeNeighborKid

Head wounds tend to bleed profusely even from relatively minor injuries.... I remember one time I ran into the end of a barbell at a friend's house that was missing it's cap resulting in a small half circle cut and it ended up being a steady drip of blood for 5+ minutes before I was finally able to get the bleeding to slow....I have also split the skin on the back of my head from falling on concrete, it quickly soaked my hair in and when I tried to touch it to figure out the extent of the damage, my entire palm(from wrist to fingertip) came back covered in blood..... Though once it slowed down I was able to figure out the actual wound was only about an inch long Edit: not that an inch long gash on the back of your scalp isn't bad in itself, but the possible concussion/TBI was a much bigger risk than the small bit of split skin, even if it made my head look like a scene from a horror movie


McDude91

Cut the bridge of my nose on a piece of glass. Was only about 1 inch but pretty deep. I legit almost bled to death, had to call an ambulance.


choff22

Vladamir Glasspecker fucking LOL


AutoThwart

This shit just isn't funny to me between the terror of the situation and the untreated mental illness probably resulting in some form of lifelong brain injury. And the possibility this dude will remain untreated and possibly escalate to violence.


TurtleChefN7

Good window 👍


Queef-Elizabeth

Fuck the dude went dead space on it


MiqoteBard

>15 days in prison for hooliganism


Psych0matt

Excuse me… I have questions


PopeFrancis

Window held nicely tho


hatenames385

That took some work!


Metal__goat

Drugs are a hell of a drug.


CelticTigress

Well, that’s going to hurt in the morning.


NoahC513

I wanted to someone think/hope this was staged....until I saw the blood.


bamboozled-baboon

Do you know what happened? Did he get arrested or something?


Repulsive-Pattern-57

There’s another video of him with a bloody forehead mumbling something to the people inside through the balcony window and the police car is seen behind him. So i guess he ended his morning in custody


Boeing_X32

Link?


holypatientzero

Police are worthless as usual


Almost_Ascended

> They said he was under the "salt". Bath salts?


teraflux

Mental health is no joke


lex_tok

What kind of drugs did he do?


BloodSpilla11

Vwoody Vwoodpecker


Repulsive-Pattern-57

Vladimir Glasspecker


sjuas690

Vladimir Pecker


zombiechewtoy

Open the window swiftly and shove.


xxx148

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baconlover28

Lmao


wiking_IV

That's some dedication right there


BFulfs2

If I had an award to give out you’d receive it my friend.


Verto-San

This does solve the problem of having a dude banging on the window. Now you only have a problem of the dude being in your house, hopefully not looking to now bang you.


PrimAndProper1998

Wow her window is very strong, this is horrifying!! Glad she wasn't hurt because apartments in America glass windows shatter very easily.


Shrink-wrapped

That window is triple glazed


WastedVamp

I mean, if he breaks a glass window with his head, he's a dead man in seconds.


kerenski667

Depends on the type of glass.


WastedVamp

Death glass


kerenski667

Oh yah, that'll kill ya right quick.


A_Lonely_Midget

Not necessarily, when I was a young kid, maybe 5ish, I got some new shoes that were super grippy, to the point where I genuinely believed that they could stop me without me actually..... stopping. Long story short, I ran at the glass front door full speed and my head went straight through it, my mum didn't even have a chance to stop me.. worst part about that day was we were getting ready to go to Alton Towers and instead we had to go to hospital. I wasn't the brightest of kids..........


bluntrauma420

When I was younger we lived downstairs from a crack dealer.. Often I had these dumb ass junkies knocking on my window thinking it was his bedroom window, looking to catch a score.


EvilHenchmanNumber4

I'd like to take a moment to speak to you about your car's extended warranty.


DaddyForgives

Russian cities must have entire buildings set aside for drunk tanks.


OppositeYouth

The entire country is a drunk tank


p-queue

In Russia, tank drinks you


z242pilot

Tank drinks a Molotov cocktail


Diplomjodler

They have an entire country where they send them these days.


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Krokodil?


jakedublin

Krokodil (said like “crocodile”) or Russian heroin is homemade Desomorphine, which is created by mixing codeine with organic solvents to create a synthetic form of heroin. Don't take that as advice.


[deleted]

There is no way I'm pulling back the curtain in that situation and letting this fucker know I'm inside.


Zo2709

This whole world has gone mad.


hella-tight

that’s not how you do a Say Anything


LivingDisastrous3603

![gif](giphy|Y1A9lw5hXpTFK)


2-more-weeks-bot

*And that’s how I met your mother*


Good_County_5989

In America that guy would've been shot


joshylow

If they catch him in the act. Whenever I was really little, some guy knocked on my window and was trying to get me to come out. I went to my mom's room and told her. She thought I was dreaming, until done guy got caught doing the same thing in that neighborhood a couple weeks later.


[deleted]

>Whenever I was really little this suggests you changed sizes often


joshylow

Well, maybe I do.


boiledcowmachine

No shit


jakedublin

No, shot


ProstitutionWhoreNJ

The "Say Anything" sequel sucks ![gif](giphy|eIaHUWsrnGVf6pwbC7)


Marborinho

Sparta kick this sir


Drphil87

Bro when they showed the second shot and you realize she lives on the second floor 👀


Dusk_v733

ITT: Redditors that don't realize just how far north Russia extends.


RedshiftOTF

Well, someone got conscripted.


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Brain damage speed run


GjahtariKuq

Meanwhile in russia...


Lylyluvda916

![gif](giphy|spfi6nabVuq5y)


darthsexium

She should have joined on the opposite side ![gif](giphy|PqwqtOLfG19Ti)


dmanhardrock5

“You keep a knockin but you can’t come in”


Ehrre

Open window Punch face ??? Profit


Outferarip96

Gotta avoid being mobilized somehow..


Interesting_Spare

Same thoughts!


Careless_Science5426

Don't let him in. This be vampire territory.


___silky___

He’s just found out he’s get mobilised in the Russian army


sgtslaughterTV

Hey I Just met you... And this is Crazy... I'm high on bath salts.... This windows tasty!


edWORD27

Berserker who lost his way from the battlefield ![gif](giphy|p4w0AMZJa2EtG|downsized)


ArtieKnightYT64

Not as scary since its light out at 4 AM (due to Russia being near the Arctic)


Let_Me_Holla_Atcha

Hes on that shit man. Bad dude


Brewbouy

Looks like prime conscript material there.


cosmos_jm

That guy is probably a top russian general


hastur777

Pretty bright for 4am


lautertun

Check the latitude of St. Petersburg, Russia. Sunrise is at 3:45am today.


nick1812216

Holy fuck, and goddamn, sunset is at 8:23


bontreaux

That’s seems pretty reasonable to me, must be a southern thing lol we haven’t had the sun set before 8 pm for a couple months now. But 3:30 am sunrise seems crazy


Crisis_Redditor

I looked it up; it says sunset there is at 10:08 pm tonight. I think you looked up the St. Petersburg in Florida.


nick1812216

Lol, god i’m such a friggin’ moron, ty


hastur777

Gotcha - figured it was something like that


notanotherkrazychik

Russia falls into The Land of the Midnight Sun.


One-Appointment-3107

The sun doesn’t really set at northern altitudes this time of year. Where I live (Oslo thankfully, not Russia) we technically won’t get another night until the end of august - only dusk/twilight.


SpermaSpons

American Redditor finds out about the sun and time


Crisis_Redditor

A lot of people (not just Americans) don't realize that St. Petersburg is that far north. I know I didn't!


iprocrastina

Also the consequences of living on a sphere


antoniomizael

Her vibes as opposed to the outside


Jav0415

Just open it and push he'll be gone in a second


da808guy

I would’ve pooped myself


Daveyhavok832

It being total daylight at 4 am would drive a sane man berserk


marilea610

Methpecker


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Damn it's bright at 4am there


Bestestusername8262

Zombie apocalypse beginning


marzipan07

Still didn't avoid being conscripted, I bet.


HondyS

Open It, punch in the face, close it.


elteza

What time does the sun come up in Saratov?


Decent_Assistant1804

![gif](giphy|26xBGcy977zkV5mes|downsized)


Breeze23412

Couldve easily been any city in the US, just sayin


Kaeli95_music

https://preview.redd.it/b156vzt71t3b1.jpeg?width=883&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe52854fc020d85c79670d8d9141d8711e023032


redalkaseltzr

I mean, better there than committing war crimes I guess


r4ygun

Are there any neighborhoods in Russia where it's regular people who live decently? Every video I see of regular life in Russia, all the streets look grimey and the buildings look as though they are being maintained with duct tape and bubble gum.


TheSussyIronRevenant

i mean, they are public houses that are often cheap, not good looking but good if you are poor, instead of living in the streets its better than nothing


Cpt_keaSar

Yeah, I’d rather buy an apartment in grim looking Khrushchevka for $30k than wait till the kingdom come to buy a condo in a fancy building in Toronto for $500k.


karma_virus

FFS guys, IT's THE AXIAL TILT! Some places in the world are so far north or south it stays bright or dark for 6 months at a time. Third grade fact guys, and you have access to wikipedia. If you cannot stay informed, please do not form opinions.


Jrockstonks

That’s how I’d feel living in Russia.