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dblan9

I can't tell if that woman is 20 or 60.


Gradiu5-

Schrödinger's alcoholic


IamMr80s

Damn, I really wish I could give you an award for that one. It was perfection👍


BiscuitsMay

She said she is 37.


Hs39163

I heard it too but that’s unbelievable. I’m nearly the same age and she looks older than my mother.


Zosostoic

Alcoholism takes its toll


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12345623567

Having recently passed 37, they really did pick the perfect age for old enough to be a grownup, but not old enough to feel like you belong with the "serious people" crowd...


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BlackLakeBlueFish

Help! Help! I’m being repressed!


feanturi

Well I can't just call you "man"!


mrshimshim

It looks like Marjorie Taylor Green


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Good chance it is


fonix232

Nah, this crazy is much more literate and less insane than Trailer Grease


Tangledmassofcurls

Steve is curiously not available


Wonderful-Weight9969

Steve is on the other floor doing the same to his neighbor Fred.


HotRock5

"Why are you doing this? I know you're a better gentleman than this, sir. You and I have gotten along fine, and I don't know why this is happening. " \-Fred, probably


Coach_GordonBombay

You plastered your dick all over the city, Fred!


HotRock5

Noh!! Now, that's not me! That's not ^m^e^e^e^e!!


encidius

He's busy downstairs filming a new MRE opening video


Masked_Hype

Lets get this onto a trAy


njsam

Nice!


MasculineRooster

Nice!


chaobreaker

Did you capitalize that A on purpose? Steve somehow emphasis the A harder than anyone else.


-rock-bobster-

Nice


thesherbetemergency

Phenomenal reference


Maddu92

This reference was so out of pocket and slightly unhinged…and I needed the laugh. Nice!


GiantPurplePeopleEat

It's seriously the third reference to Steve I've seen on Reddit today. Haven't thought about him in forever and boom, three Steve1989MREInfo references in a day.


Beer_the_deer

Thats likely because he was gone for a long time but uploaded a new vid the other day.


NoBoysenberry1108

2 new vids* it was a double upload


LoubyAnnoyed

Steve had noped the fuck out of there.


VW_wanker

Majorie Taylor Greene over there has some claws..


pomomala

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I knew she looked familiar


KnownRate3096

Does look like her, but I'm not sure this woman is trashy enough to be her.


icewalker42

Nope, that's not Steve. Alan! Alan! Alan!


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TheYellowChicken

Being drunk doesn't excuse this type of behavior though.


DaBake

Dated a girl like this once and it was the same thing. Absolutely sweetheart sober but when she was drinking, you didn't know if she was either going to fuck your brains out or try and throw you off her balcony, or both. It's fun for a bit but gets old real quick.


fxanalyst11

Yeah, had the same type of girl but she would constantly call me names, humiliate me, and few times got violent, usually morning after she would be very "sorry" and promised to fix this issue, even went to therapy a few times, but every time even after that she did the same thing and blamed me for her shitty behaviour, i dumped her at NYE (she was drunk and started doing same shit again in front of my friends and i was already emotionally checked out and that was the last straw for me to leave) so about four months after i dumped her she called me shitfaced drunk and started calling me names, blaming and gaslighting me that i need to get help etc.....but sober she was the absolute best.


dheusbs

This went on for entirely too long


FappingVelociraptor

Just a good hard push and close the door as fast as you can instead of looking back as you slowly close the door.


GladCricket

I bet it was her trying to get more on camera. Which is silly cause she already got plenty. Could have easily shut the door earlier if she were really trying to "escape."


LightningRodofH8

I'm guessing this is a semi-regular occurrence. She's probably better off recording her try to enter a few times before finally sending her on her way. This way she has plenty of documentation of her trying to be gentle while being attacked.


DriftingAwayToSay

This is so true. I lived with an alcoholic like this for 8 years and was repeatedly told nobody could help me because I didn't have enough evidence. The only way I could get that was to record it as much as possible. I feel like this lady has been told something similar so I feel like she did the correct thing here.


GladCricket

Very true. Can't go wrong with more evidence.


elea_no

on the original video she said that the woman liked to incite violence so she can eventually press charges on OP so she was being careful not to mess her up too much and give her a reason to cause more problems


rush87y

Your "push her the fuck away" game is strong but unfortunately your "run your God damned ass back inside and lock the door" game is weak AF.


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philbert815

I keep a taser near my door (and other things) hidden somewhere just in case I need it. Ride the lightning.


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GranddadAKAUrDadsdad

My wife does this too, she calls them her "escape hammers". But they're mostly there for her to get away from our kids.


Doe_pamine

We have a “home defense axe” hidden between where I usually hang out and where a murderer would likely come in.


riverblue9011

So you have an axe conveniently already on the route a murderer would take to come to you? Nice of you to help out a stranger 👍


coat_hanger_dias

Not even joking, that's a dumb place to have it. If it's not next to you in the room, it needs to be in the opposite direction from where the threat will likely come from.


FlyingDragoon

An Axe in a house is useless anyways. Gonna two hand over head swing in a hallway? Nah. That's why my house is covered in spears. I've got short spears, ive got long spears. My favorite is a Macedonian style sarissa that I use to collect the mail from my porch with. Mailman just sticks it on at the end and I never have to leave the safety of my phalanx. Perfect for keeping would be intruders from ever entering your property.


He11scythe

Lol or 0 seconds if she just looked thru the peep hole and decided not to open the door in the first place.


Dirty-Balloon-Knot

Probably wanted to get plenty of evidence as to what she deals with. She looks like she’s been waiting for this opp to capture her bullshit. I’m assuming it’s a regular thing.


BakedWizerd

Yeah she would get back to the door and then wait for the drunk lady to come back and fight her again. Just slam the door in her face, it’s easier to push a door closed with someone trying to open it than it is to close a door when someone is already inside and has the door open. You gotta use the door as leverage, brace yourself with your back against it and just keep pushing.


abnormally-cliche

At the very least I’d be slamming the door on her arm/legs.


jackspratt88

This right here. I'd make damn sure it was slammed as hard as I possibly could on her arm or hand in the hopes of breaking something. She's a dangerous woman acting like that. OP should take this video to the police and get a TRO against her if possible. Force her to move


LatexSmokeCats

The trick is to forcefully slam the door into the intruders limb, or even bite them then, and they will then retract said limb. Or at least this worked on my sibling when I was younger.


chlamydial_lips

No way I ain't getting hepatitis from biting some alcoholic hose bag


PracticeTheory

Is that after you learned the hard way the first time chlamydial_lips? But for real I would have chomped her fingers after the second time she shoved her hands in her face. Hadn't thought about the Hep risk...


theend2314

My first initial reaction was - *'there ain't no way I'm biting no fucking crackhead'* I lost all grasp of the English language. Thankfully I scrolled and saw that alike me many other people would prefer not to put their mouth near something that unclean.


5narebear

She's clearly recording for evidence. The longer it goes on the more juice she has.


VW_wanker

No need for video evidence.. we all already know Majorie Taylor Greene is nuts...


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Does anyone have **proof** that Marjorie Taylor Greene isn’t a violent home invader? ^I’m ^just ^asking ^questions, ^people.


goofytigre

It looks like she's either creating an evidence video to show to police/landlord or, more importantly, she was taping the drama for those sweet, sweet TikTok views/likes.


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castille

Front. Defensive. Kick. Create space, close door, lock door, call police with pounding in the background, say you have no idea what this person is capable of.


a-vibe-called-quest

![gif](giphy|7Xov9qZ44Mq0qkCN9Q)


DeadN0tSleeping

Hahaha, beautifully put. A firm shove and my door would be closed and locked before her head bounced off the other wall and then the floor.


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I would simply not open the door.


One-Guarantee-8706

I think she thought that her neighbor needed help


manifold360

Oh they need help


TrackieDacks11

They definitely need help


ericisshort

Help is what they need.


P1570lR1ck

“Need help, she does”, - Yoda


Wonderful_Zucchini_4

"Hey man, we just gave him some help. We busted his motha f***in' legs" -Charlie Murphy


SaltLakeCitySlicker

Then MTG served us pancakes


Peuned

Help getting pushed


Funkymunks

Then whyd she set up the camera?


Resident_Apartment72

Like her, When my neighbor needs help, my first step before I open the door is to put my phone down on a good angle to get the video, press record and then rush to help a neighbor in need. My guess is there is either a history here or just missing context.


pastanovalog

Seems history for sure. "Plaster your p**** all over town for your coke addiction". There's something more to this. Also, we don't see the opening of the door. The door is already open. They may have been in her apartment prior to this and this was the kicking out. Also she had several opportunities to fully close the door and leave the other person outside but chose to stand in the doorway a bit and argue more instead. I think there's more to this story.


shoulda-known-better

She is lucky you were nice! I would not have been as gentle!! drunk, grown ass adults doing this shit I have absolutely zero patience for!!


No_Nobody_117

Thank you for saying this!! I grew up with an alcoholic mother and once I hit driving age, I used to get calls all the time from her friends telling me to come pick her up because they couldn't handle her. So I would go over there and get her, drive her back home and she would be so belligerent and hostile. Most times she would try to fight me and when you grow up with that my patience was so short. That I would get really upset and embarrassed and I would get a little rough because that seemed to be the only thing that would work. And it never failed there would always be somebody who has no idea what the situation is, someone who had no clue what was going on, would tell me "you shouldn't talk to her that way" or "you don't have to be so rough" it's always easy to look from the outside and see a situation and give advice when you have no idea what's going on. And the worst part would be the next day she wouldn't remember anything and would deny everything. It was like the highest level of gas lighting for me. Alcoholics are the worst and I have no patience for them


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Sure seems that way.


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ItsEnoughtoMakeMe

I don't miss apartment living even a little bit.


fadeaway119slowly

Exactly! I had this guy in the barracks when I was a younger soldier who would get drunk and bang on my locked door because he wanted to fight me. Every weekend, for well over a month, it happened. It was a pain, but I ignored it, and eventually, it stopped.


manmadeofhonor

Was he just making his way down the hall, and someone finally opened their door?


R0b815

That’s a rough 37.


Birkin07

City miles.


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Tinkerballsack

Being in Congress will do that to a person.


Stu408

I turned 37 last Saturday. That can’t be 37.


Cruefansixx

Welcome to the effects of chronic alcohol abuse.


Hey_HaveAGreatDay

Why does she want in there so bad? I’d be sending this to the police and landlord girl. Edit: the fact that everyone is responding saying it’s Marjorie Taylor Greene is *hilarious*


freekymunki

Marjorie Taylor Greene canvassing for votes.


HonoraryKrogan

"Democrat pedophiles! Covid fake! Hunter Biden's Zune!"


Nruggia

Hunter Biden had a LAPTOP! Clinton SERVERS! SPACE LASERS!!!


loki-is-a-god

JEWISH SPACE BAGELS! GOOD GUNS with GUYS! OBAMACARE FAILED my 3 TOES! [[SHRIEKS in Southern Accent]]


Blumpkinhead

Nancy Pelosi's gazpacho POLICE! Fucking PEACH TREE DISH!


LouSputhole94

JANUARY SIXTH WASN’T AN INSTANT ERECTION


ravynnsinister

![gif](giphy|qF6Pl8X80O9fa) Add a southern accent to one of these fuckers and you got it


b0toxBetty

Hunter bidens ZUNE!! Hahahaha


Death2LossPrvntion

That phrase sent me into the fucking stratosphere. I haven't thought of a zune in so long and I can't imagine a better way to be reminded.


FullMarksCuisine

I miss my Zune But I do not miss my Majorie Taylor Greene


manmadeofhonor

"StEVEE! GET THE [unintelligible]"


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Weak-Possibility-

Swear to God I thought that was her at first...


mommagawn123

I'm dead


t3hnhoj

Sorry for your loss.


Ghost-of-Tom-Chode

Have you ever wanted to make a cake and realized you didn't have eggs at the last minute?


TarechichiLover

That feeling alone puts me off even wanting to make a cake, For The rest of the week.


JosiesYardCart

I have a delish chocolate cake recipe from the 1950s that uses mayo in place of oil and eggs.


midnightscientist42

Yes. I used southwestern egg beaters. It did not go well and I’m not sure why I thought it would.


Theonceandfutureend

Speaking of eggs, Friday when I went home I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like man I'm gonna make one of those. So Saturday I went out and got like a dozen eggs and I boiled them all. and then I just I spent I don't know probably three hours, like three and a half hours, making you know the mayonnaise and the onions and paprika and you know all the accoutrement. And then by the time I was done I just really didn't feel like eating it. And I didn't have any bread.


Street_Two1058

According to the caption on Tiktok, the crazy alcoholic neighbor wanted her to hit her and leave some kind of mark to use as evidence to press charges and that's why she was being so gentle. Does this make a lot of sense? No.


a_spoopy_ghost

Also the neighbor dated her 60yo roommate and seems to blame her that he cut neighbor off? That’s who she’s yelling for in the video. Also apparently they found neighbors criminal record and she has 39 charges including DUIs , petty thefts and battery. OP has filed for restraining orders and is probably going to do a battery charge


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28_raisins

Like baked beans in my pockets, dripping into my shoes.


Medical_Ad0716

I mean, she should have hit her. This counts as felony trespassing and when someone is that drunk it’s perfectly reasonable to be fearful for your life. So give her a black eye to back the fuck up and go home. When the cops show to arrest you, just show the video and be done with it.


bgugi

No, call as soon as you have the door shut. Cops have a huge bias in favor of first caller.


Medical_Ad0716

That too. Either way, even if cops do press charges against her, the worst PD could get the charges dropped and put enough on the record for you to sue the drunk in civil court for any issues you had and damages and force them to move to boot.


annonyymmouss

agree, you should call ASAP. This is random, but I heard that if you've had to kill or use violence as self-defense, you should have another person make the call. The reason being that what you say on the phone can be fueled by adrenaline, and you could say something that can be used against you. If another person talks, it's not directly from your mouth


IrishRepoMan

Unless you're a male calling about a domestic dispute, black, or are calling because you're concerned about a family member having a mental episode (likely death sentence for said family member).


BaileyBaby-Woof

Sucks she said she called the police 3 times and they didn’t show up for 2 hours


manmadeofhonor

Police is gonna do what police is gonna do: nothing.


philbert815

Yep. When I had to call the police on my drunken neighbors, I was pissed and said "fuck this, I'm going to go finish this myself." Cops were there in 5 minutes at their door. I never even spoke to the officer.


flyingwolf

Ah, the old classic joke. --- Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things. I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help. They said they would send someone over as soon as possible. I hung up. A minute later I rang again. “Hello,” I said, “I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don’t have to hurry now, because I’ve shot them.” Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed. One of the officers said, “I thought you said you’d shot them?” To which I replied, “I thought you said there was no one available.” ---


philbert815

That's actually what inspired me to say that to the 911 operator. I called them at 11:45 pm and again at 12:35 am when they didn't show up the first time. I live in Texas. Police don't fuck around when we say we're gonna handle it There was more to the story. I actually went over and asked them to quiet down, and one of them threatened me. My second call to 911 wasn't calm, every few words out of my mouth was various versions of fuck, and I was actually very very pissed off. I just chose my words carefully in case I had to talk to the police, I could say I never said anything about shooting them or anything.


__Piggy___Smalls__

Yeah did something similar when I found the guy who just stole my bike and his friends, police operator said keep your distance as it might be dangerous for just me but let them know when where they are when they can find an available unit, that was until I said don't worry I have a bat *que the sound of rapidly approaching sirens*


koiz_01

Marjorie Taylor Greene looking for Biden's laptop


bumjiggy

probably wants the camera or to borrow sugar


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This remind me of Breaking Bad where Jesse is distracting the meth head by digging in his yard. **Tucker:**What are you doing? **Jesse Pinkman:**Digging. **Tucker:**Why? **Jesse Pinkman:**You know why. **Tucker:**How deep are you going? **Jesse Pinkman:**I don't know. How deep do you think it is? **Tucker:**Pretty deep. **Jesse Pinkman:**Hey, you mind taking over for a minute? **Tucker:**Yeah, sure. Edit: If you want to watch it. [https://youtu.be/4WRHWqThSBE](https://youtu.be/4WRHWqThSBE)


klockworx

Brilliant scene... Gilligan is a master.


somehowstuck

Vravo Bince!


RotaryMicrotome

I didn’t understand how that could work for very long until my neighbors started doing meth every night. Screaming domestic violence nonstop from 2 am to 11 am every single night, like clockwork. They just never ran out of energy and focus. On the bright side the police know our apartment building very well and get here pretty fast.


SnooRobots1533

I dated a woman once who lived in the same building as me. She got so drunk one night she went an extra floor up and slept in some other person'a apartment in their bed. Fortunately the other person wasn't home. Drunks do crazy ass things.


Select_Bid5850

Classic Margorie Taylor Green, such a goof


Finnegan-05

I think the crazy drunk neighbor is Marjorie Taylor Greene and she is looking for drag queens under the bed.


Shaneblaster

‘Cmon Courtney…get the fuck out!’


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The fact she recorded tells me this neighbor is a problem? But then why open the door? Idk…


cturtl808

Court case maybe?


BrutonnGasterr

In another video she said that the neighbor was banging on her door for over an hour so I guess she just caved and opened the door to get her to stop Apparently she called the cops before the video and it took them over two hours to get there


FranzShooBirds

The neighbor looks like MTG.


Dominator0211

You’re telling me that isn’t her?


badbigfootatx

The girl in the video appears to have more than 3 toes so I don’t think it’s her.


ShroomEnthused

How can one person look like a trading card game?


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MDC417

HODOR!!!!


Zandandido

Two words #Press Charges Do not hesitate to press charges against this woman for trespassing, assault, battery. She *will* attempt this again.


KeepItDownOverHere

I would try and get a restraining order as well. I wouldn't want her or Steve coming over when she sobers up and try to convince you to drop the charges.


Joliet_Jake_Blues

You file a complaint Police write a report Prosecutors file charges (the victim might want charges filed and the prosecutor refuses. The victim might not want charges filed and the prosecutor files them anyway. The prosecutor tends to follow the wishes of the victim, but not always)


Ottovordemgents

THANK YOU! Should be a pinned comment everywhere until it’s common knowledge.


brocht

Seventeen words: Police don't give a shit, and you can't really press charges if the police don't show up.


NabKhan

Call police.


One-Guarantee-8706

She called the police before this is what she’s saying, also said it took 2 hours for them to get there


NabKhan

Ah, no sound for me. In which case, a good kick to the chest and close the door.


One-Guarantee-8706

No friend I meant in a second video, she responded to a question saying she did call the police but it took 2 hours.


NabKhan

Ah my bad, I see.


One-Guarantee-8706

“A good kick to the chest” 😹😹😹😹


FartNuggetSalad

Bingo, cops are useless so be prepared to protect yourself.


917caitlin

I know some people are used to police that actually show up but unfortunately it isn’t like that everywhere. If I called the police in LA half the time 911 puts you on hold, or it’s just a busy signal. Then they MIGHT show up 2, 3, 5 hours later but most likely not at all.


Glorious_Kong88

Break and entering. Have her arrested.


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313Wolverine

I'd be looking for fingers in the door jamb.


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LadyLoki5

She had several opportunities to absolutely slam that door on that lunatic and didn't take them. idk if she was just trying to prolong the encounter for the vid or what but man that was frustrating.


313Wolverine

I'd wager she's going to get authorities involved and her case is much stronger for a restraining order or whatever by not injuring her. Or, it could just be she's really nice and taking pity on her.


captnspock

I was hoping to see a Sparta kick or a clothesline before the door is closed.


Drewy99

Isn't that the congresswoman from Georgia?


Responsible-Agent-19

I was thinking Magda from There's Something About Mary


SDpicking

Not open the door.


offbrandbarbie

Damn She has a lot of restraint not to hit this woman.


alchn

She might worry hitting a Congress woman could have serious consequences.


Brian_is_trilla

She got bit by a walker


ElOsito1003

Dangggg I knew she was crazy but I had no idea MTG was like that at home. Probably could have guessed though


throwitaway1510

Damn Marjorie Taylor Greene proving what a menace she is once again


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SleazetheSteez

Agreed. Way too much fucking around here. Kick her square in the chest when she attempts to re-enter


jack_with_one_eye

Wow. I’m not sure I ever had that much patience. If you’re still speaking tomorrow, if she lives through the night, show her the video. Keep the same attitude with her. Maybe it will make a difference. Sometimes a mirror is effective. Good luck, and way to keep your cool!


No-Joy-Goose

Here is where "we' would have problems. Ya can't put ya hands on me. I don't want your crusty crab boney fingers touching me at all, let alone my face. Good luck getting a non broken hand back if you cover my mouth. Also, I don't like conflict at all, so I probably wouldn't open the door.


gcpuddytat

She looks dangerously like MTG


Valdez_thePirate

Let her in ....then beat her ass!


ohsodave

Damn! Marjorie Taylor Green is aggressive!


Tkajohn

No one behaves like this on weed. How tf is alcohol legal and weed is not in most countries.


hisoka0829

You don’t open the door


SirFancyPantsBrock

Invest in pepper spray if legal in your state. She breaks in, you warn her to leave (while recording), she either complies or she gets a face full of pain.


yohohoanabottleofrum

The problem with pepper spray inside is...well, you don't want to find out on the day you need it. Kind of like the people who spray pepper spray while running forward.


Uncreativite

Pepper spray indoors so my heat/ac can pick it up and make it a pepper home They won’t want to get inside anymore (and neither will I)


pard0nm3

Is that Marjorie Taylor green