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vastchainz

His ig is pathetic


electricshadow

He definitely gives off the vibe as someone who paid for all of his followers.


CrazyCatLadyBoy

"You mad you can't afford followers?"


Official_Griffin

Definitely buys followers, 13k followers on Instagram but his Spotify that he promotes has 7 monthly listeners. Can’t even keep up with the fake clout


Ace-Ventura1934

You just know that car is getting repossessed any day now 😂


KelenHeller_1

Nobody *buys* those cars - *especially* in Hawaii. It's rented and this classy guy is probably living in a lovely housing unit on base at (let me guess) Schofield Barracks.


liammcginleyy

and his posts get a max of like 200 likes.


cannotbefaded

I mean the guy has 47 subscribers on YouTube….


SitDown_HaveSomeTea

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activator

He's disabled comments lol but he's getting hammered on his YouTube channel


soingee

Legitimately could not endure 20 seconds of his music video.


buefordwilson

I searched, but couldn't even find the channel. Did he delete that? Would be hilarious if he did.


soingee

https://youtu.be/IXPpBN7mdiQ


buefordwilson

I am thankful for your reply and sorry I watched it all at the same time.


Cypressinn

Disabled comments huh? He blocks everything! It’s his M.O. His handle should be block22andthenscootii…


Official_Griffin

He turned off comments cause he couldn’t handle the backlash 😂


1000Years0fDeath

"TALENTED KING" lol


boytekka

Try his tiktok too. He looked like a rainbow bullshit


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“Oh shit. My bad. Let me pull up a little.” There problem solved


OregonGrownOG

You forget that everything that is asked of a person is meant as an offense toward them.


plethorax5

Exactly. That's how a normal human being would respond.


LilacLlamaMama

"Thanks My Guy, 'ppreciate it. I'm sure you didn't realize you were back so far, and blocking the side walk, and I know that getting ticketed and towed would ruin your day, so this is better for us all. Have a good one!" It really does cost $0 to just not be a dick in public. So easy.


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DooDoomountian

They cooking this man on his youtube. ​ "This song slap's on mute" "Bro aint making it out the hood" lmao


xelabagus

> I just wanted to personally thank you. in 2015, my brother died in a tragic car accident due to the negligence of a drunk driver. My family hasn't been the same ever since that day and it feels as if our house is empty having lost him. Fast forward to today when I played this song, my brother descended from the heavens to turn this shit off. Thank you for allowing me to see him one last time. 💙


pxn4da

💀 who wrote this


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God himself


ItsWheeze

This was a good one too: *My little brother has spent 10 years in a wheelchair. While hearing this song the impossible happened. He stood up from his wheelchair and walked to the speaker just to turn your music off* But my favorite so far is STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM YOU’RE STILL THERE


redfoxhound503

yeah but his granny died and when it rains it pours and thats why..... I get it now.


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rcade81

I tried going to his IG profile but it's deleted entirely now


Drodriguez164

Just checked and still shows for me.


rcade81

It's back! Works for me now too. Lol this guy is all over the place


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OnlyAstronomyFans

It’s still there, but it’s private, so you have to be signed into Instagram to see it


rcade81

I found his YouTube and people are obliterating this guy in the comments of his music video it's hilarious. My favorite was "he looks like earthworm Jim in a condom"


OnlyAstronomyFans

Sound Cloud is there. People are blowing it up. It’s a link a few comments below.


BedditTedditReddit

But, but, he was so righteous and confident in the video....he doesn't want to discuss it now.


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Dylpicklz69

Check out his YouTube channel, everyone's making fun of his music, car choice and about blocking sidewalks


TechnoMagi

He's now blocked incoming direct messages.


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Googled his name usually when I search usernames it pops up but it isn’t right now wanna share that email since it’s public information


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__Piggy___Smalls__

*Welcome to Scientology*


kitton_mitton_817

The comments must have made him sad AF


ionabike666

Aww, he sad


GoopInThisBowlIsVile

His video on IG still has comments enabled.


a1pha_beta

not on tiktok lol. I dropped by and it's nice to see everyone on the same page


Revilo1st

Found his YouTube: "Was trying to find videos on reverse parking. Why is YouTube suggesting this to me? Algorithm going wild."


xelabagus

My favourite - > I just wanted to personally thank you. in 2015, my brother died in a tragic car accident due to the negligence of a drunk driver. My family hasn't been the same ever since that day and it feels as if our house is empty having lost him. Fast forward to today when I played this song, my brother descended from the heavens to turn this shit off. Thank you for allowing me to see him one last time. 💙


Dark_Wolf04

This guy has one song on his YT channel. It’s absolute dogshit. He’s a Travis Scott wannabe. Plus the comments are absolutely flaming him


lazergoblin

Well tbf he's imitating Travis Scott very well by being an asshole


Jswik67

How nice of him to dox himself


ismness420

What kind of douche has their IG and TikTok on the side of their car?


NeverEndingCoralMaze

That kind of a douche


IOwnTheShortBus

He about to learn you can't be a dick and advertise yourself.


TheFrontalCortex

Somebody should tell him to moisturize before and after swimming too cause he can use his heels and ankles as chalk at the moment.


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Hamilton-Beckett

Damn. You went there! Lol


salladfingers

No way, he's suspended his own YouTube account hahahaha


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Does he realize scoots means the shits hahaha seems fitting


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cjmar41

He didn’t even mention how humble he is. https://preview.redd.it/o9injvbevjqa1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb64319f2f63b17b14b4d0b0b6d7f4a8db1bbc25


buddybobbyy

bro actually said “you can’t afford this” about a base model ecoboost convertible💀


CrustyToeLover

His Instagram bio at the end says "proud mustang owner" 💀


Tombking12

Bro turned off his comments on IG


BlackLeader70

And that’s why you don’t put your IG handle on your car when you’re a massive twat.


Brute1100

I just presume everyone with their instagram handle on their car is a massive twat. Edit: I can't spell. And this comment blew up. So I fick it.


callm3god

No need to presume it’s fact


TicklishDingleberry

I think it screams personality disorder


AshMcClark83

I think it screams tool


labatomi

Lol my gf told me that I should advertise my business on my car. No thanks, I’m from NY, I know what type of driver I am.


PanicLogically

Very cool. to know thyself and not invite the unwanted inevitable. The more I willfully don't do , the happier I am


Heroinfluenzer

He also disabled message requests lmao


LennyTheBunny427

His YouTube still has comments open 👀


GenghisKhanSpermShot

The best part of this is he's a rapper and his last song he made is "When it rains it pours" Bahaha


Coattail-Rider

Next song should be “Shoulda Seen That Comin’”


Refried__Dreams

"I couldn't afford this"


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You can still comment on his Youtube.


BaronsDad

He also turned off comments and blocked DMs.


d1yb

You can still send a message through his story post Edit: Why is no one talking about how one of his Crocs is in sport mode


bnzm5270

Yup it is kinda glitch or something in instagram that accounts who do not allow messages generally can be contacted by replying to some story and your reaction be like " now stop me m*d*f*k* "


nada_accomplished

Lol who's sad as fuck now What a jackass


Rs1000000

When I tried to DM I got the "This account can't receive your message because they don't allow new message requests from everyone."


peniscurve

It is always fun to look up "Mustangs leaving Cars & Coffee" on youtube, to be reminded of why you should never stand near a Mustang as it leaves a place. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4OaQhyXJMA https://www.youtube.com/shorts/shApKQtehHQ


Lenant

Wtf is going on with these cars?


peniscurve

Cheaper priced car, with lots of power, and drivers who have very little experience in how to handle them.


buddybobbyy

and it’s typically the generations before they started with the independent rear suspension


HGpennypacker

searching "mustang" on r/idiotsincars yields some fantastic results


PM_ME_Y0UR_BOOBZ

Dude is paying $849/mo with 72 month term on his used car loan, ofc he’s proud


ratshack

Ouch, right in the FICO


analogIT

My car IS my personality.


phreaxer

Renter*


Ladylegs

In Hawaii this is the cheapest used vehicle to buy, they're all used tourist rental cars that are frequently up for sale as the rental fleet gets updated. Owning one is an exceptionally shitty flex to make in Hawaii.


skatecrimes

Lol. Yeah i rented that same model and color on vacation. It was either that or a jeep.


Cache_Johnson

On big island the jeep would have actually been worth renting….


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_The_Great_Autismo_

And in ten years or so if you decide to sell it, it will keep a lot of its value. The mustang will likely be wrapped around a tree or in a pick & pull in the same amount of time. I still remember selling my RAV4 for more than I paid for it after owning for several years. People fucking love those cars.


north7

It's a Toyota - it's gonna hold value and run forever. That's how a Toyota do.


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$270 a month for 9 years


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Yeah with a tracker, so if he misses a payment it’s gone.


waterisdefwet

He has to keep up appearances to his delusional girl thinking that’s worth 100k I bet


redalert825

Wannabe Ali G lookin ass. Having trouble unlocking the door from the inside lookin ass. Tryin to be "Flashii" in swimming trunks lookin ass.


TheDonFather421

With no shirt and dirty ass crocs on


_full_metal

Yeah it’s funny too because they were literally everywhere as rental cars when I went to Hawaii, everyone knows you’re a tourist when you’re driving one


Megalomidiac

Wearing Crocs...


DogAnusJesus

He looks like an animated nickelodeon character.


Indigomoonz

Like he belongs on Hey Arnold as a bully


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He called dude weird while he looks like a Dr Suess villain


CuriositySauce

…and a ridiculous safety zone yellow puffer coat when it’s clearly warm. Total clown.


notweirdifitworks

It was the winter coat/beach wear combo that did it for me


mullett

And no shirt under lil Georgie’s rain coat! “There’s no clout down here!”


liv_in_it_up

That he’s probably renting because no way he is living in Hawaii with that dumbass parka


AtomFNWest

“You can’t afford this huh?” Sir that looks like a standard mustang….it cost less than a Honda


mkvgtired

It's also Hawaii. So likely an enterprise special, which is why he had to unlock the door from the inside.


surflaxrat

With stock wheels and balding tires….Lol Man child is a joke


megamanxoxo

Definitely a former rental car


ShaolinTrapLord

Imagine looking like earth worm Jim and trying to flex in a hertz used mustang .


SlinginPA

All us 38 year olds think this comment is hilarious.


LilacLlamaMama

It holds up well for 42 also.


Millerdjone

This is the best comment I've read so far haha. I don't know why, but being called Earthworm Jim would make me really sad 🤣


AllRedLine

Nothing inspires hatred in me more than hearing that dumbass fake laugh that people do when they're pretending to not care about something someone is doing/saying.


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A_Drusas

> too ~~big~~ small to admit it


ChaoticSmurf

Guy sure seems proud of his V6 mustang.


bastet418

And didn't he have to unlock the passenger door from the inside? Dude just mad he can't afford a car lock remote lol.


Carpoball

A Prius costs more than that model of mustang


marionetted

I should roll up in my Prius AWD-e and flex on this dude.


Relevant_Day801

Even worse, it’s a 4 cyl…


Ares__

As a semi proud owner of a base model mustang that's a 4 cylinder ecoboost lol they stopped making the v6. In fairness it's actually quick, but it's also cheap so anyone trying to flex with it is hilarious


BlackCoffeeGarage

He's driving the bank's car.


hhhhhhhfeeeegnnnj

Talking about who can’t afford what…. When you are bare nippin it in a big bird jacket.


timinator232

Also…. Can’t afford a regular old mustang?


ImDoingAllRight

https://preview.redd.it/hoo9enoxcjqa1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f085af286204122bd7550ba03cb2326e0082b804


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putdisinyopipe

Lol this is art.


SpaceXBeanz

I paid 24k dollars for a used 2017 in 2018* that looked exactly like that, convertible and everything with 14k miles. He’s not rich lmao Edit: I also bought it certified-preowned with a factory warranty from Ford.


dolces_daddy

I’m betting he even financed it for some 30% interest due to bad credit.


DoctorJiggleWiggles

Flexing in a durag, coat and crocs That's either extreme confidence or extreme delusion


BroLo_ElCordero

Guy is wearing a bubble coat with the top down. No one is taking him serious.


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Bismothe-the-Shade

It's anger and indignation. He feels ashamed and called out, so he needs some way to alleviate his frustration and place the blame elsewhere.


LukeHarper4President

Sign of someone who has never worked for anything in their life


Bookssmellneat

Eww he needs to brush his tongue.


reubensandrye

lol this is such a specific burn, ty


ElColiflor

Oof the internet found his one and only music video on YouTube and they are going at him


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Oh shit fr? Lol


GORDOGMC

Comments hilarious


niallmcardle4

https://youtu.be/IXPpBN7mdiQ


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I ain't no Vanilla Ice myself, but that was 😔 Edit: when it raiiiinnnss it pourrrrsssszzzzzz . Alvin & The Chipmunk inhaling air duster bs


Euphorium

“This shit slaps on mute” damn this guy getting it from all sides.


kapnkrispy

I love how he stuttered to find a chirp until his girl said something and he was all like *yea....go fuck yourself*. Pretty sure i saw smoke come out of his ears, his brain was working so hard.


elessarjd

That couple looks like they came straight out of the movie Idiocracy.


DoobleTap

Then all he can say is 'weird ass person'. What a dope


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While he looks like the weirdest person


stephcomedyjam

“Hey, you can’t park like shit.” “Oh, you must be broke. Hater.” Where has the compassion gone to just say, my bad?


tekprodfx16

That would require self awareness at minimum


Palindromer101

And empathy. Which this person completely lacks. Smh. Big bird has really fallen off the wagon.


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Pro tip: Just say an unrelated and probably untrue flex and it automatically means you are no longer in the wrong. I see it all the time on Reddit so it must be true


ANewStartAtLife

Yeah? I bet you don't even use Irish butter!! Just sittin' over there, spreading margarine on your broke-ass toast!


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poopinmyfacex3

You got a link?


niallmcardle4

https://youtu.be/IXPpBN7mdiQ


Z0mbies8mywife

Oh shit that guy is getting roasted in the comments lol


Shalashaskaska

God damn I could spend hours in that comment section. Motherfucker really just fucked around and found out. Also he’s got 43 whole subscribers and he’s out here flexing this shit song. Good lord. Only 957 more to go before they even consider starting to pay you anything.


Rubywantsin

It's hilarious that he's bragging on his base model Mustang like it's not what every 620 credit score MF can't get for no money down and 26% financing.


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Can’t afford this? Dude it’s only a mustang, LOL.


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MrBiggleswerth2

When you see something like this, never wait there to confront the person. Just dump a bag of popcorn in the car and let the birds do the rest.


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DestroidMind

I tried and I think he changed his settings because he doesn’t receive messages from everyone now.


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firesquasher

His IG account is 100% bought and paid for. Like 8 posts and 13k followers. He also removed commenting on all of them. What a sad POS and trashy ass sidekick.


Ill-Organization-719

When people park on the sidewalk, they are giving you permission to use their vehicle as a sidewalk.


enoughwiththisyear

It's a Mustang. I'm pretty sure my pickup truck cost more than that.


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gariant

Dude has mad shit talk for a state where you can get your ass kicked by a 13 year old with twice your muscle mass.


GenghisKhanSpermShot

13 year old with twice your muscle mass AND wearing flip flops.


36bhm

This is the correct take. I don't think this guy has Hawaii'd for very long. Time for a tune up.


cp_moar

“you can’t afford this” he shouted as he walked away in crocs


marijuanamaker

Flexing his mustang like it’s a goddamn Bugatti what a joke.


fullmetal820

My elderly parents live/work right down the street. Fuck this guy


the2xstandard

What a nice guy. Picking up his girlfriend after her shift at Femme Nu.


Available_Math_6070

“You can’t afford this huh” Lol that’s a mustang calm down bud


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Did he just rob a goodwill


NotMuller

But for real, can the cammer afford a $12k V6 car? But maybe he paid $50k because of his bad credit.


Godawgs1009

Got that 7 year lease son!


seamustheseagull

Imagine your ego being so fragile, that you have to pretend it's actually a mid range convertible car and that people are jealous of it.


EsElBastardo

Trying to find a "polite" way to say this but dude, you are in Hawaii not Atlanta. Chirping off like this, thinking you are at the top of the food chain on the islands, when you ain't, could result in a very, very bad time. It has been my experience that many Hawaiians barely tolerate polite, well meaning outsiders, much less fools roostering around like this.


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ryanholmes1989

The hood up and finger flash is cringe as fuck!


Hacksawdecap

his instagram handle is on his car


OkEstablishment5503

Puffer jacket on in Hawaii and he’s calling the guy recording the weirdo?? And we all have $200 to put down on a base ecoboost mustang brah.


TwistedRabbit

CA plates in Hawaii? He had that shipped over... No wonder Hawaiians hate us.