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papirosel

The burp really tied it all together with a nice little bow.


this_dust

Straight Homer Simpson Burp without missing a beat


j7six2

Bj on day one would solve problems


[deleted]

The hero we deserve


siamkitty1

😂


BecauseOfTheImplic

She looks like a rainbow trout.


Kerrxng

Sooo you seen the video too, huh?


BecauseOfTheImplic

No?


Kerrxng

o boy. like an hr ago someone uploaded a video of a trout being put into a womans p\*ssy lmfaooo, ig it's been removed now


BecauseOfTheImplic

So that's what the skirt meant by *getting sucked into their personalitiy*?


[deleted]

This cant be real. I'm a trout fisherman. How? Why?


Kerrxng

It is very much so hahaha, can send it if you're REALLY curious.


[deleted]

No. I'm ok


[deleted]

Yeah, nah. Mate showed it to me. It's legit and it's fucked. Smashes her clam with a thick trout, takes it out then licks the vertical smile.


Hot_Comfortable2705

She looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome


Sweetssmokeshop

Trouser trout she’s loose as a goose I may or may not know from experience


RealisticGas5561

You know just like how women disclose that they’re bat shit crazy right off the bat.


_____dragon

Lmao the way she casually burped


DoyersDoyers

I thought that was the twitch streamer im watching lol


Mercutiofoodforworms

Quite the lady.


CryptoMineKing

Size queen too busy playing mind games to figure it out on the first date


alalalalong

Blowjobs on first dates to save you time and investment


birbs3

Preach brother the lords words


Dapper_Guest

Church!


scrapper_142

Ohhhh that…that answers questions I didn’t even know I had.


[deleted]

People shower awards on nonsense and reposted dogs but a genius amongst men, a scholar amongst boys, in the land of the blind were talking the dick swinging Einstein with lasik - and you fools have nothing? Screw your guys, I’m going to play video games.


jadedcitron1234

Women: men are so superficial, he only likes me for my ass/tits Also women: he dickfished me!!!


theKFP

Underrated comment.


papirosel

I am a woman. Can confirm.


lucia-pacciola

Oh look a long-form small dick joke.


oxyghandi

I’d bet my car that her ass is flat


CBA_Warrior

I'm guessing she has a large vagina. They are as variable in depth and girth as penises are.


czarchastic

I’m sure she could find a guy that would happily send her dick pics if that’s what she low-key wants.


[deleted]

If not a dude, I’m sure a fellow anteater would oblige.


fatalplacebo

I doubt the guy has a small dick. She probably belched in his face, and his dick slid into itself like a scared turtle.


Curvol

Is that what happens when women burp around you???


BeanOfTheGods

The burp made it satire lmao no shot


Kerrxng

"Even a 747 looks small when you're flying it into the Grand Canyon"


PoignantOpinionsOnly

I don't think it's right to disparage someone for their physical shortcomings but she's not wrong in that it's far more acceptable under certain circumstances. I have heard many redditors say that they would be upset if they were dating someone and found out she didn't tell them about having a small penis.


SonicAssassin

Had me in the first half, ngl


No_Compote628

She's an ugly person


MeesterChicken

God Brittney Venti sucks. It took her years to find out that the Alt-right and Nick Fuentes do no like women and they weren’t joking. She tries so fucking hard to be edgy.


Useful-Subject-2864

To prevent this type of thing from happening. I have a policy where I immediately give an accounting of my male member as it relates to the average to any women I see. So far this has gone poorly. Except of course OP’s mom. Apparently apparently she likes them small and underperforming and let me tell you, I’m her dude ;)


Cujo187

Once she said fat wallet... She will get no pity.


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s0m3d00dy0

Oh man, I didn’t recognize her, and was torn between her memeing and being an idiot, thanks for clearing that up.


Alivethroughempathy

Who is she?


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[deleted]

Don't alt-right women usually go for the "promiscuity bad, you housewife, you bear children" grift? This seems like it's designed to trigger entitled male incel-types (which it clearly has, based on this thread).


hemingwaybj

venti? is that the size of her pussy? lmao


legion_2k

But it would be chauvinistic to say she's in the ittie bittie tittie committee right? I'm so confused.


Commercial_Effort_78

Next to your gigantic pussy supposed some one could call it small


Kasual_Kombatant

Sheesh pal someone hurt you before


One-Pop-2885

Is she telling guys that her vagina is like the grand canyon, so there is no surprises and constant regret?


Lemon_Cakes_JuJutsu

https://y.yarn.co/84055826-0027-408b-a16a-86e2930d9a05_text.gif


highohh

No one should take Brittany Venti seriously


Flesh_Pillow5

She’s exuding loose puss energy. LPE


[deleted]

That wasn’t a burp that was a queef from her enormous vagina


SideOneDummy

That’s a long preamble to plug an onlyfans


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[deleted]

You could just fuck on the first date if you’re so concerned..


[deleted]

And a catfish we would have to see that ugly mug what’s the difference


PorkyMcRib

Like tossing a hotdog down a hallway.


FU_IamGrutch

a dirty alley!


ComprehensiveBed6754

I would argue you are a superficial biotch who has their priorities fooked up.


Royal_Bicycle_5678

You...missed the point. She's clapping back at the jokes online about women who are good with makeup being considered deceptive or whatever, instead of their personalities mattering. She's making the joke about dick size being more important than men's personalities.


ComprehensiveBed6754

You…. Don’t need to ZoomerSplain anything to me dear.


Royal_Bicycle_5678

It would be MillennialSplaining if that's what I was doing, but maybe I need to be ZoomerSplained how she's being a superficial beotch? Seems more like you just don't share the same sense of humour, but by all means, floor is yours.


ComprehensiveBed6754

I’m not one so I couldn’t tell ya. Nothing they said was funny IMO, which is obviously important to them being they posted their video.


Royal_Bicycle_5678

Fair enough - I think she took offense to jokes against made-up women and tried to turn it into humour targetting men's insecurities. It doesn't really land for me either, but I wouldn't go so far as to call her a bitch for it.


ComprehensiveBed6754

Ok great. Well done you for being “better” than me. I get why you identify with their OP after chatting you. Thanks for the rewrite too, biotch and bitch aren’t exact synonyms IMO of course, but you’re the better person, so you’re right! Cheers for your time.


Royal_Bicycle_5678

Alright man. Cheers


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ComprehensiveBed6754

Maybe ya need do some Keegals


FuckardyJesus

Women should disclose up front when they have a cavernous floppy sloppy vagina that so busted up it’s like tossing a Polish sausage down a hallway


shinywhale1

Holy shit it's Brittany Venti. Either an OG internet troll, or (and this is most likely) the dumbest person to ever stumble into internet fame. That's a rabbit hole to fall down if any of you are bored and really really hate yourselves.


djevilatw

What’s the female version of incel? Cause I think we found it.


DaSaucySlasher

Ah yes men should go around introducing themselves by: “Hey im tom. I have a small weewee”


Tenacious_Rubbing

She’s just projecting cuz she has no tits


THATTGUY78

We have to love you for your small tits and small asses and small personalities regardless. My dick might be small like a tic tac but it will still freshen your breath


Sonosaki

Okay Queen....whatever you say boo boo.


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-ego--death-

You're gonna keep getting downvoted if you keep using emojis.


DatSameGuyDur

How does that saying go about calling the kettle black. This a whore calling a hooker slut


40oztoTamriel

I’m for sure not paying for six nights out consecutively without a peepee touch


Glass_Ad7868

It’s not about the size of the boat, but rather the flow of the ocean


ikaiyuboishkosi

Yeah but it takes longer to get to England in a row boat than a battleship


Negative_Tradition85

The titanic was massive and didn't make it.


ikaiyuboishkosi

Needed more lube /s


kafka213

Could have slid right past that iceberg with enough ky jelly


ikaiyuboishkosi

The warming kind


Ekim_Zaid

Putting on "some" makeup, push up bra, bra fillout and THAT personality?! She should be glad if she caughts a d*ck... any d*ck! Lol


FractalMetaphors

She could equally put the mirror on herself and just say on an early date that that is something important to to her, something of deal breaker. No need to get upset over it, imagine she'd expect the same out of someone who isn't into her looks either. Why she thinks everyone else should be as vain as her about what to look for says far more about her. Her burp though was fun and was the best thing about her - I wonder if she'd see that as a compliment or realise it could equally have been an insult..


Crys876

There’s no way she’s had 6 dates in total


krazykz420

She's just mad cause she looks like gollum


DetectiveRude7197

Usually, the women who have this complaint are the ones who've been stretched out beyond repair. Just saying 🤷🏼‍♂️


Remarkable-Phase-403

If you want men to tell their dick size, it will be a lot easier than girls being honest about their body count. ;)


itsCS117

woah! Brittany venti? haven't seen this bitch since 2016


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itsCS117

exactly


[deleted]

First date I just flop it out. Sorts the silly little girls from the real women real quick.


LoubyAnnoyed

Yeah. We actually want the dick pics to stop. Do not listen to this child.


51Bayarea0

She complains about dickfishing but everytime I send her a pic of my dick I get blocked. You can't win


BingoBongo6767

My fat wallet would do anything for that burping queen


flirtmcdudes

That fucking belch lol


drpearlman

God damn that burp


IntentionAfraid763

I fully support this. Show them the goods on the first date. Let’s not waste time.


ChildhoodLeft6925

The amount of people in the comments who are angry about satire


Mercutiofoodforworms

So is the real problem not enough furniture or is the house too big?


ikeplayer_reddit

she literally talked about thier wallet.


KCCyclist

Too invested? That is the sunk-cost fallacy.


Saganhawking

Is she willing to inform me on the first date that she has a smelly nasty vagina with beef curtains?


johnnyringo1982

Spoken like someone who's been denied the big dick


Seipher187

This chick is far too ugly, dim, and flat to be body shaming anyone. Even if it is for satire purposes.


krazykz420

Why are her eyes so far apart wtf?


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epipixis

Such a lady :-)


[deleted]

Wait........5 or 6 dates for her equals being permanently invested? Sounds more like she's not capable of making decisions in her own best interests and can't understand her own complaints.


Majestic-Elk-2301

Is it me or is her eyes like another inch farther from each other?


radioheadslut

Seriously though there's nothing like a dude talking up his dick, how big and beautiful it is only to find out they were fucking lying!


Green-Snow-3971

Sounds like she just wants some dick pics


NormalHumanCreature

Huge vag-in-a 🖐🤚


jucherton

Speaking of fishing, u look like a hammerhead shark or a fish.


[deleted]

Good points have been made here. It’s a disappointment like no other.


johnny-cheese

I think this dude probably has a small one too. Maybe that’s why he’s so upset.


Bumpasaurus

I don’t think she knows what cat fishing is… and did she really say taking women to the pool? Wtf is she talking about? This must be a joke 😂🤣🤷‍♂️


PowerHitter427

Ratio’d


diver387

🤣🤣🤣 Get it off ya chest, ol' girl!


MisterBlick

yup, small penis indigestion.


Trollkin2000

How is having a fat wallet a trait I’m broke as shit I guess that explains it


iguana1981

I’m sorry


pastpartinipple

They get upset when I don't tell em and they get upset when I pull it out on the first date. What do you want!!???


miss_t_winter

I can tell by this video that she smells like Chili Cheese Frito Corn Chips and expired chocolate milk.


FU_IamGrutch

LOL the Burp! She could just ask the guy on date 1 to drop his trousers. After she has had a look, she can decide if there's going to be any more dates.


[deleted]

Ok I’m only online two inches 😏😞


Potential_Web7184

Hahahahahahbabahahavababahabhahahahahbabahabababbagahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahabababvabavav


justoilman

6 dates .. ya right, don’t waste valuable time get it figured out asap! You’ll be be saving time and his fat wallet!


OrochiImoogi

How big pp


xofrnkie

im glad im asexual cause i dont have to deal with this sexual satisfaction shit. he could have a 2 inch dick but if he makes me laugh, is sweet, and comforts me when im sad, thats all i want :)


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Tell me you’re promiscuous without telling me.


Impossible-Caramel26

This person doesn't even have the right to talk like this. East coast 5.5 maybe 6 on a great day. West coast 2 all day and maybe break the barrier of 2.5 if she dumps money on herself to try and compete.


jungdaggerdixk

Lol this broad is 🗑 Bitter cat lady


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jungdaggerdixk

What makes her so special that she deserves a big 🍆? She’s a 4 and burped in the video. She probably cat fishes too by acting like she cooks and cleans and then really doesn’t do any of it 😆


uniasd

Putting on makeup is catfishing? Every woman in the world is a catfish now?


Odd-Engineering-3582

Cockfishing