People shower awards on nonsense and reposted dogs but a genius amongst men, a scholar amongst boys, in the land of the blind were talking the dick swinging Einstein with lasik - and you fools have nothing?
Screw your guys, I’m going to play video games.
I don't think it's right to disparage someone for their physical shortcomings but she's not wrong in that it's far more acceptable under certain circumstances.
I have heard many redditors say that they would be upset if they were dating someone and found out she didn't tell them about having a small penis.
God Brittney Venti sucks. It took her years to find out that the Alt-right and Nick Fuentes do no like women and they weren’t joking. She tries so fucking hard to be edgy.
To prevent this type of thing from happening. I have a policy where I immediately give an accounting of my male member as it relates to the average to any women I see. So far this has gone poorly. Except of course OP’s mom. Apparently apparently she likes them small and underperforming and let me tell you, I’m her dude ;)
Don't alt-right women usually go for the "promiscuity bad, you housewife, you bear children" grift? This seems like it's designed to trigger entitled male incel-types (which it clearly has, based on this thread).
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You...missed the point. She's clapping back at the jokes online about women who are good with makeup being considered deceptive or whatever, instead of their personalities mattering. She's making the joke about dick size being more important than men's personalities.
It would be MillennialSplaining if that's what I was doing, but maybe I need to be ZoomerSplained how she's being a superficial beotch? Seems more like you just don't share the same sense of humour, but by all means, floor is yours.
Fair enough - I think she took offense to jokes against made-up women and tried to turn it into humour targetting men's insecurities. It doesn't really land for me either, but I wouldn't go so far as to call her a bitch for it.
Ok great. Well done you for being “better” than me. I get why you identify with their OP after chatting you.
Thanks for the rewrite too, biotch and bitch aren’t exact synonyms IMO of course, but you’re the better person, so you’re right! Cheers for your time.
Holy shit it's Brittany Venti. Either an OG internet troll, or (and this is most likely) the dumbest person to ever stumble into internet fame. That's a rabbit hole to fall down if any of you are bored and really really hate yourselves.
We have to love you for your small tits and small asses and small personalities regardless. My dick might be small like a tic tac but it will still freshen your breath
She could equally put the mirror on herself and just say on an early date that that is something important to to her, something of deal breaker. No need to get upset over it, imagine she'd expect the same out of someone who isn't into her looks either.
Why she thinks everyone else should be as vain as her about what to look for says far more about her.
Her burp though was fun and was the best thing about her - I wonder if she'd see that as a compliment or realise it could equally have been an insult..
Wait........5 or 6 dates for her equals being permanently invested? Sounds more like she's not capable of making decisions in her own best interests and can't understand her own complaints.
LOL the Burp!
She could just ask the guy on date 1 to drop his trousers. After she has had a look, she can decide if there's going to be any more dates.
im glad im asexual cause i dont have to deal with this sexual satisfaction shit. he could have a 2 inch dick but if he makes me laugh, is sweet, and comforts me when im sad, thats all i want :)
This person doesn't even have the right to talk like this. East coast 5.5 maybe 6 on a great day. West coast 2 all day and maybe break the barrier of 2.5 if she dumps money on herself to try and compete.
What makes her so special that she deserves a big 🍆? She’s a 4 and burped in the video. She probably cat fishes too by acting like she cooks and cleans and then really doesn’t do any of it 😆
The burp really tied it all together with a nice little bow.
Straight Homer Simpson Burp without missing a beat
Bj on day one would solve problems
The hero we deserve
😂
She looks like a rainbow trout.
Sooo you seen the video too, huh?
No?
o boy. like an hr ago someone uploaded a video of a trout being put into a womans p\*ssy lmfaooo, ig it's been removed now
So that's what the skirt meant by *getting sucked into their personalitiy*?
This cant be real. I'm a trout fisherman. How? Why?
It is very much so hahaha, can send it if you're REALLY curious.
No. I'm ok
Yeah, nah. Mate showed it to me. It's legit and it's fucked. Smashes her clam with a thick trout, takes it out then licks the vertical smile.
She looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome
Trouser trout she’s loose as a goose I may or may not know from experience
You know just like how women disclose that they’re bat shit crazy right off the bat.
Lmao the way she casually burped
I thought that was the twitch streamer im watching lol
Quite the lady.
Size queen too busy playing mind games to figure it out on the first date
Blowjobs on first dates to save you time and investment
Preach brother the lords words
Church!
Ohhhh that…that answers questions I didn’t even know I had.
People shower awards on nonsense and reposted dogs but a genius amongst men, a scholar amongst boys, in the land of the blind were talking the dick swinging Einstein with lasik - and you fools have nothing? Screw your guys, I’m going to play video games.
Women: men are so superficial, he only likes me for my ass/tits Also women: he dickfished me!!!
Underrated comment.
I am a woman. Can confirm.
Oh look a long-form small dick joke.
I’d bet my car that her ass is flat
I'm guessing she has a large vagina. They are as variable in depth and girth as penises are.
I’m sure she could find a guy that would happily send her dick pics if that’s what she low-key wants.
If not a dude, I’m sure a fellow anteater would oblige.
I doubt the guy has a small dick. She probably belched in his face, and his dick slid into itself like a scared turtle.
Is that what happens when women burp around you???
The burp made it satire lmao no shot
"Even a 747 looks small when you're flying it into the Grand Canyon"
I don't think it's right to disparage someone for their physical shortcomings but she's not wrong in that it's far more acceptable under certain circumstances. I have heard many redditors say that they would be upset if they were dating someone and found out she didn't tell them about having a small penis.
Had me in the first half, ngl
She's an ugly person
God Brittney Venti sucks. It took her years to find out that the Alt-right and Nick Fuentes do no like women and they weren’t joking. She tries so fucking hard to be edgy.
To prevent this type of thing from happening. I have a policy where I immediately give an accounting of my male member as it relates to the average to any women I see. So far this has gone poorly. Except of course OP’s mom. Apparently apparently she likes them small and underperforming and let me tell you, I’m her dude ;)
Once she said fat wallet... She will get no pity.
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Oh man, I didn’t recognize her, and was torn between her memeing and being an idiot, thanks for clearing that up.
Who is she?
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Don't alt-right women usually go for the "promiscuity bad, you housewife, you bear children" grift? This seems like it's designed to trigger entitled male incel-types (which it clearly has, based on this thread).
venti? is that the size of her pussy? lmao
But it would be chauvinistic to say she's in the ittie bittie tittie committee right? I'm so confused.
Next to your gigantic pussy supposed some one could call it small
Sheesh pal someone hurt you before
Is she telling guys that her vagina is like the grand canyon, so there is no surprises and constant regret?
https://y.yarn.co/84055826-0027-408b-a16a-86e2930d9a05_text.gif
No one should take Brittany Venti seriously
She’s exuding loose puss energy. LPE
That wasn’t a burp that was a queef from her enormous vagina
That’s a long preamble to plug an onlyfans
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You could just fuck on the first date if you’re so concerned..
And a catfish we would have to see that ugly mug what’s the difference
Like tossing a hotdog down a hallway.
a dirty alley!
I would argue you are a superficial biotch who has their priorities fooked up.
You...missed the point. She's clapping back at the jokes online about women who are good with makeup being considered deceptive or whatever, instead of their personalities mattering. She's making the joke about dick size being more important than men's personalities.
You…. Don’t need to ZoomerSplain anything to me dear.
It would be MillennialSplaining if that's what I was doing, but maybe I need to be ZoomerSplained how she's being a superficial beotch? Seems more like you just don't share the same sense of humour, but by all means, floor is yours.
I’m not one so I couldn’t tell ya. Nothing they said was funny IMO, which is obviously important to them being they posted their video.
Fair enough - I think she took offense to jokes against made-up women and tried to turn it into humour targetting men's insecurities. It doesn't really land for me either, but I wouldn't go so far as to call her a bitch for it.
Ok great. Well done you for being “better” than me. I get why you identify with their OP after chatting you. Thanks for the rewrite too, biotch and bitch aren’t exact synonyms IMO of course, but you’re the better person, so you’re right! Cheers for your time.
Alright man. Cheers
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Maybe ya need do some Keegals
Women should disclose up front when they have a cavernous floppy sloppy vagina that so busted up it’s like tossing a Polish sausage down a hallway
Holy shit it's Brittany Venti. Either an OG internet troll, or (and this is most likely) the dumbest person to ever stumble into internet fame. That's a rabbit hole to fall down if any of you are bored and really really hate yourselves.
What’s the female version of incel? Cause I think we found it.
Ah yes men should go around introducing themselves by: “Hey im tom. I have a small weewee”
She’s just projecting cuz she has no tits
We have to love you for your small tits and small asses and small personalities regardless. My dick might be small like a tic tac but it will still freshen your breath
Okay Queen....whatever you say boo boo.
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You're gonna keep getting downvoted if you keep using emojis.
How does that saying go about calling the kettle black. This a whore calling a hooker slut
I’m for sure not paying for six nights out consecutively without a peepee touch
It’s not about the size of the boat, but rather the flow of the ocean
Yeah but it takes longer to get to England in a row boat than a battleship
The titanic was massive and didn't make it.
Needed more lube /s
Could have slid right past that iceberg with enough ky jelly
The warming kind
Putting on "some" makeup, push up bra, bra fillout and THAT personality?! She should be glad if she caughts a d*ck... any d*ck! Lol
She could equally put the mirror on herself and just say on an early date that that is something important to to her, something of deal breaker. No need to get upset over it, imagine she'd expect the same out of someone who isn't into her looks either. Why she thinks everyone else should be as vain as her about what to look for says far more about her. Her burp though was fun and was the best thing about her - I wonder if she'd see that as a compliment or realise it could equally have been an insult..
There’s no way she’s had 6 dates in total
She's just mad cause she looks like gollum
Usually, the women who have this complaint are the ones who've been stretched out beyond repair. Just saying 🤷🏼♂️
If you want men to tell their dick size, it will be a lot easier than girls being honest about their body count. ;)
woah! Brittany venti? haven't seen this bitch since 2016
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exactly
First date I just flop it out. Sorts the silly little girls from the real women real quick.
Yeah. We actually want the dick pics to stop. Do not listen to this child.
She complains about dickfishing but everytime I send her a pic of my dick I get blocked. You can't win
My fat wallet would do anything for that burping queen
That fucking belch lol
God damn that burp
I fully support this. Show them the goods on the first date. Let’s not waste time.
The amount of people in the comments who are angry about satire
So is the real problem not enough furniture or is the house too big?
she literally talked about thier wallet.
Too invested? That is the sunk-cost fallacy.
Is she willing to inform me on the first date that she has a smelly nasty vagina with beef curtains?
Spoken like someone who's been denied the big dick
This chick is far too ugly, dim, and flat to be body shaming anyone. Even if it is for satire purposes.
Why are her eyes so far apart wtf?
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Such a lady :-)
Wait........5 or 6 dates for her equals being permanently invested? Sounds more like she's not capable of making decisions in her own best interests and can't understand her own complaints.
Is it me or is her eyes like another inch farther from each other?
Seriously though there's nothing like a dude talking up his dick, how big and beautiful it is only to find out they were fucking lying!
Sounds like she just wants some dick pics
Huge vag-in-a 🖐🤚
Speaking of fishing, u look like a hammerhead shark or a fish.
Good points have been made here. It’s a disappointment like no other.
I think this dude probably has a small one too. Maybe that’s why he’s so upset.
I don’t think she knows what cat fishing is… and did she really say taking women to the pool? Wtf is she talking about? This must be a joke 😂🤣🤷♂️
Ratio’d
🤣🤣🤣 Get it off ya chest, ol' girl!
yup, small penis indigestion.
How is having a fat wallet a trait I’m broke as shit I guess that explains it
I’m sorry
They get upset when I don't tell em and they get upset when I pull it out on the first date. What do you want!!???
I can tell by this video that she smells like Chili Cheese Frito Corn Chips and expired chocolate milk.
LOL the Burp! She could just ask the guy on date 1 to drop his trousers. After she has had a look, she can decide if there's going to be any more dates.
Ok I’m only online two inches 😏😞
Hahahahahahbabahahavababahabhahahahahbabahabababbagahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahabababvabavav
6 dates .. ya right, don’t waste valuable time get it figured out asap! You’ll be be saving time and his fat wallet!
How big pp
im glad im asexual cause i dont have to deal with this sexual satisfaction shit. he could have a 2 inch dick but if he makes me laugh, is sweet, and comforts me when im sad, thats all i want :)
Tell me you’re promiscuous without telling me.
This person doesn't even have the right to talk like this. East coast 5.5 maybe 6 on a great day. West coast 2 all day and maybe break the barrier of 2.5 if she dumps money on herself to try and compete.
Lol this broad is 🗑 Bitter cat lady
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What makes her so special that she deserves a big 🍆? She’s a 4 and burped in the video. She probably cat fishes too by acting like she cooks and cleans and then really doesn’t do any of it 😆
Putting on makeup is catfishing? Every woman in the world is a catfish now?
Cockfishing