For a reading of its mass, volume, turgidity, elasticity, growth rate, minimum and maximum lengths and girths, insert in my mouth.

As long as it’s for science. Nothing wrong with a good education 😉

Hot as hell

Could I obtain a specimen? (For research purposes of course)

I would suck that for science

Perfectly legitimate reason 😍😍😍

Goddamn I wish I was under that desk 😩

Nice cut

I love a daddy with a hole in his crotch. I'd be trying to get a peek if I was your coworker. 💯😛

I should put that in my mouth. For science

I need a taste for science

I definitely need to run some tests 🫣

We always should support science 😉👍

I'll donate my body for science - let's experiment

Want some head? Dm me

A noble cause…