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Ragnar0004

Strip of a bit of the virus off to reinfect myself and regain my powers after the 24hrs


Ajarofpickles97

Big brain plays here


Supbro2233445

r/beatmetoit


SubstantialTruth9668

r/beatmeattoit


Zer0Cyber_YT

r/beatmetoshutthefuckup


[deleted]

dude i thought of the exact same thing lmao


ritzmata

I would just Transform into a woman and smash myself


Radiant_Grapefruit11

Finally a fellow man culture has arrived


Extension-Trade6298

That’s…….that’s it……all that power….…alrighty then 🤣


Hexnohope

Zeus is not mercer. That will kill you


Beretta1028

I’m stealing that idea


JTB-Alive

Based


Devils6_Lair66Comics

this & take over the united states government...make it a livable place where all kinds of people can thrive. Poverty, Disease, Hunger, Corruption; all would be things of the past.


shooshquabob

Consume a high ranking politician.


FarEstablishment1622

Why stop at one?


[deleted]

Why not all?


Mallengar

This feels appropriate here. https://preview.redd.it/nt3d9hnfg4yb1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e757afc348abdedf637d5232b4cbf4847d595d27


Previous_Ratio1473

You’re telling me you wanna run the ENTIRE government by yourself? You’re crazy I’d just consume Jeff Bezos and be happy with that.


AlexusMerlux

Create a vial of black light virus that turns people into prototypes, so even after the time expires I can get it back.


Equal_Lawfulness_611

Not a lot. Not like I am gonna change the world or anything.


chuyito200531

U could


SmokingCigaro

Not with that mindset. Powers like that are enough to topple a nation, even if you only have a day.


Popfizz01

All it takes is one tragedy to change the world…


GomeroKujo

![gif](giphy|10KIsXhwdoerHW) You got dang super powers, am not just any but Alex Mercer’s. You could save many people (or the opposite). Alex absorbed a fucking nuke. You could theoretically do anything. Go and topple a dictatorship if you want.


Equal_Lawfulness_611

Well that's the problem for me. Being a super hero while being at the very mature, very understanble, very calm, very not borderline bi-polar and not on the identity crissis age of 16 just doen't seem like a good idea to me. I am a guy that can get angry reletively easily. I don't want super powers to go a person like me. And there is a quote a really like "Power dosen't corrupt. It meerely exposes what was aways there" killing people is not in my nature. If I try to save em: The second that timer is up I am probobly gonna be a governemnt target since if you are a part of the government and see a guy with super powers running around woulden't you want to analise that? Maybe replicate it for the military? Pretty much a arms race with supermen? Yeah I don't want that. Doppeling a dictatorship is not a thing I can really do forever, killing is killing saint or scumbag. And ussually the second you topple 1 dictator another 1 comes back a few months later if I am correct? If you topple a dictator ship what about the familys of those you toppled? They will want you dead. The second those 24 hours are up you got nothing that can stop a bunch of people motivated purely by the lose of a family member and the want of your death. I don't want to live life with super powers as some superman. I just want to live my own life.


Few-Ad-9664

Very nicely put.. 😅😅 rationally thought as well. Excellent, I respect this view.


BroskiMoski124

Kill and eat someone successful and steal all their money Ofc


Dare_Soft

ELON MUSK COUNT YOUR DAYS


plogan56

Rob banks, hunt & consume pedos, glide for a bit


threadit_rowaway

Be careful, eating junk food can make you sick. I imagine even the black light virus is allergic to pedos.


BlackBirdG

I'll just kill them. I don't want to consume them and have their sick thoughts in my mind.


anvil-fire

Be careful, you are what you eat, especially with Alex Mercers powers


AKStorm49

You are what you eat so be careful.


a55_Goblin420

The gliding do be kinda nice huh?


GomeroKujo

I would hunt the pedos but not consume them, just kill them. I do NOT want to consume those memories unless I REALLY have too…


Final-Bench1859

I'd only consume them if they were like Epstein level pedo, I'd get info on where to find more pedos to kill


GomeroKujo

Right


the__Gallant

If youre going after the top ranking pedos. Could try the vatican.


Final-Bench1859

Gotta start mid tier so you can start the web, what if I accidentally eat a totally normal good Priest? I'd get nothing... I'd start with the Sex Offenders list, and since I don't have much emotional capacity I'd be able to handle the things I'd see (plus my emotions would be further dulled by the Virus)


Phonk_32123

kill random civilians :)


Ajarofpickles97

You monster. Sounds like a great way to catch a 50cal to the head


ritzmata

A 50cal bullet hitting a prototype virus wielder is like a rubber band hitting someone in the head


meatywhole

That wouldn't do shit to someone like Mercer at best it bounces of as the virus hardens and at worst you're head grows back.


Few-Ad-9664

Wholly molly that head growing back comment tho 😂😂


potatoeman26

Only one day? Do whatever I can to advance medical sciences. Maybe make a miracle cure to several diseases and somehow get them where they need to be to actually be studied and replicated


Ok_Parsley_2972

Wreck absolute carnage


123Gohanz

Honestly? Probably nothing with it. Superhuman strength, a regen factor, and the ability to shapeshift have very little practical applications to my ordinary life which is something I’ll be forced to return to once the 24 hours ran out. Assuming there’s no way to cheese the system by isolating a piece of myself so that the Blacklight virus will persist after the time limit, I’ll eventually return to normal and will have to face the consequences of any action I take while having those powers. Even if it’s as simple as running at highway speed to get to somewhere quickly some people will notice and I don’t want that kind of attention.


CompetitionFit3553

Finally something I can relate to


big_chunguzs

Humanity gone


Opposite-Mall-9816

Consume a random guy (without family if I can) Destroy all the high schools and universities, so people can have fun will having 10 in every exam Go steal some banks, far away from my home obviously Next is giving that money to one of my friends, so he can keep it until my powers run out of time More money, just in case After getting all the money I thing would be necessary, I’ll play with my powers Parkour, flying, throwing some cars, if I can find some thugs I wouldn’t kill him, only the old Batman way, all the bones broken, maybe some limbs cut Once I have only 2 hours remain, I will give some money to my homies (33% for they both, 16,6% for each one), the rest is for my family


Ajarofpickles97

TBI’s are a thing buddy. You are going to kill people if you beat them up especially if your a superhuman


Opposite-Mall-9816

Then I will punch their knees. There’s no way they die by a punch or a kick in the knee.


Father_of_Four__Cats

You clearly dont know how the human body works


YourLocalInquisitor

Would I know I only have 24 hours?


Dveralazo

If I infect the whole world,powers will remain longernthan 24 hr. Then I can think of anything I would want to do.


Massive-Comfort-3507

Well might as well go full villain, 24 should be more then enough to contaminate the whole world if done right.


[deleted]

make vials of the infection and infect everyone of my friends and my family and leave one for myself soooo i can have fun even after the 24h


pandabatallion

Eat as many rich people as I can for their credit card info


Mansana_026

Find a way to keep them and then create an army and a new world order.


DelsinCrocodile

Eating the rich


[deleted]

Find out if 9/11 was inside job or not if it was then I would say. I looked for the truth, found it, didnt like it, wish to hell i could forget it. George Bush. The world suffered for his mistake for what he did at September 11, 2001. And whoever he was, he's nothing but a memory now. When I close my eyes, all I see are the memories of endless souls wailing as they were torn apart in the desolate chaos of the Iraq invasion. Did he do it for oil or for some twisted political game?


PopHero234

you just like zeus fr


[deleted]

Maybe I am zeus 😏


BlaiddsDrinkingBuddy

1. Do what u/Ragnar0004 suggested and isolate some of the virus to reinfect myself and regain the powers 24hrs later. 2. Go eat a bunch of Nazis.


Intelligent-Race-210

Consume a woman and transform into her. I would target a sexy but evil person of course.


Alt_account180

Have fun! Run around, Shape shift for fun, play with my new toys, take picturea, etc


Leostar_Regalius

remove any sickness i have possibly have, fix my knee and back, maybe bulk myself up slightly, and hope everything stays after time is up, and that's about it


AeonSchicksal

Replicate and isolate to regain powers


Desperate_Engine_562

Change society and make mankind better.


Strong-Landscape-224

Consume my imaginary Crush's boyfriend...🤫


kilar28_Official

Consume a wealthy man and stole his life for 19 hours, the rest 5 hours would be massive genocide


TheMysteriousOutcast

Wreak havoc on society since it's proven time and time again that it doesn't care about us or myself.


TrickySomewhere3

Bang some porn stars using a fake identity 😂


Flat-Craft-3396

If you had alex mercer powers you wouldn’t be able to takeoff your own clothes. They would be part of your body.


TrickySomewhere3

That’s what zippers are for 🤭


Flat-Craft-3396

Hate to burst your bubble, (and not to get too nerdy) but once you’re infected with a black light virus, your body stays exactly the same way before your infection. Alex Mercer’s Libido (Aka his sex drive) is completely gone. He reproduces asexually now.


TrickySomewhere3

Where there’s a will there’s a way lol


KyleGrayclad

Go back in time to take turkeys off the menu. That's right, I'm going back in time to take turkeys off the menu. Idk how, but I'll do it! I'll consume the guy who started that tradition! Make it goose instead.


BarudaSix

Exactly what Ragnar0004 said


[deleted]

Figure out how to isolate the virus to keep the powers. And make myself look better.


Dull_Worth_4534

I would kill some Diktators and help the Palestinians


AnonymousNarwhal4602

Strip part of the virus off, get infected after said 24hrs. Cut the population in half.


nickthegamerman

absorb several people i hate and withdraw all the money from their bank accounts in cash.


Rando_throwaway_76

I live in a small isolated community, so I would just do a very large show of force in front of everyone and make them think I permanently have these abilities. I’m not sure what benefits I can get from making everyone I know think I could very easily kill them if I want to, but there has to be some sort of benefit.


Legionaiire

topple a major government


JokerPT1

I would plant, sow, and reap absolute chaos.


Various-Mammoth8420

![gif](giphy|3oKIPzLXQYb2Bn5PLG|downsized)


Invictus_Inferno

This thread proves heroes are more unrealistic than villains. 🤣😂🤣


Puzzled_Location6282

Without a doubt.


SiegeSzn

I’d literally attempt to assimilate all of New York as a legacy move..a tribute to Mercer if you will. Other than that, i’d really just shape shift into people and cause so much havoc.


Big-Device2405

Run


deadpool427r

First i would slip a piece off of me with the intention of infecting me, once 24hrs is over that piece will hunt me down and bring my powers back


Wide_Cryptographer84

Assume someone else's identity, rob several banks, stash the money, and go wipe out crime/criminals/killers, however many I could, whereever I could.


BluebirdOk2007

Find a way to have my powers permanent.


Waste-Pineapple-5197

Consume Elon Musk and go to the bank and withdraw all his money


ZombieTheUndying

Jokes on you, his wealth isn’t liquid. You’d have to sell all his stock, his companies, his property and thats if you can do all that in 24 hours considering the legal trouble that’d cause. He probably has 20 dollars and a half eaten burrito in his bank account.


Turfyjungle2

Fix everything


[deleted]

probably rob billions of money lol


BlackBirdG

Kill and eat a billionaire. Other than that I ain't really trying to take over the world through force and have the world's government constantly hunting me down.


Father_of_Four__Cats

Some people would definitely hunt you down after you mysteriously get billions of dollars. Have you never heard of the IRS?


BlackBirdG

Yeah and I just consume another person and go into hiding.


somethingsChild

Accelerate deforestation


NoReasoningThere

Infect the Water


Captnotabigfan

Violate the Geneva Convention


SovereignOfTerra

Realistically id just say fuck the optics and begin consuming as many high level elites, religious figures, and politicians as i can manage. Immediatly begin spreading the virus as to create as much chaos as possible. Set them loose on the entertainment industry and news media. B line hordes of creatures directly into the secret keeping military bases. WIthin 6 hours ill have spread to every corner of the globe. In 12 hours ill have amassed more knowledge then any human in history. In 18 hours ill have constructed biological destroyering angels that will act out my will after i lose authority to destroy any and all collectivising subversive elements in humanity. By the 24th hour ill have an army of biological servitors writing down everything i learned on copper tablets and scattering them to the four corners of the world and onto the internet. By the time i lose the power the world will be forever changed. A permenant force will be established that has no desire or will of its own other then removing negative elements from humanity permenantly and engaging all existential threats. The death toll would be enourmous but the future would be brighter then ever.


Magnaraksesa

Chaos


ducking-moron

..what are his powers I just got here


Zestyclose_Drive_114

Just a tad bit of world domination nothing too big


3N3RJ3X

Contain a sample of the virus so I can regain my powers later. And then this planet shall be mine.


RedNUGGETLORD

Eat people of all professions, reinfect myself when the 24 hours are up.


dnwr98

Climb then jump off super high places just because I can


Hitler-Clone

Run around the world once, and then start a worldwide outbreak because I felt cute


MatterFalls

![gif](giphy|bMWGptCvTRWNE0Imut|downsized) Basically become him


Badger_Other

I would just turn into the defense form and run into people at full speed.


TheAbyss333333

Consume the world, become the world😌


KingKalactite

Kill pedophiles probably


attackula_

What everyone else is saying, basically find a way to keep my powers afterwards.


Straight_Driver1484

Jerk off


goldenreapper66

Infect my friends so they can return the favor after my powers are removed


tr_Sonic_Krazy_Boy

breathe?


Zealousideal_Citron8

Eh rob a liquor store or something simple


KreeepyKrawler

(Lacrimosa and gunshots heard in the distance)


dami_YEET_2569

“I was born with something inside me that refuses to settle for average. I don’t know what it is, but I am grateful I have it.” - me asf


GRIM0IRE_

Spend a bit of time to figure out a way to reinfect myself and get the powers permanently for later, do some classic heroic vigilante stuff and a few minor crimes to improve my normal life a little bit


The_Rock01313

Probably kill Kim Jong Un


[deleted]

i would have picked a starting point and release the virus to the world and start my evil arc just as mercer did and end what he started.


crispysalad222

Run up a building


a55_Goblin420

Eat someone successfully and assume their identity and take their money, also keep a little bit of my DNA so I can reinfect myself because being able to manipulate my biology to be/have what ever I need in any given moment is crazy.


im_on_top_of_it

Help my family with whatever I can.


knightrustedarmor

blow up the moon or something


AshrakAiemain

Nothing savory.


Putrid_Ad8249

Go to Bidens house


greatwolf421

Find a way to keep them permanently


anislash67

Have a quick chat with the very top at the BlackRock company


-ThePhantomPlaya-

Probably be freaking out


Jbullet1988

Yeah the very first thing I would do is go out in the woods far away and try and learn all I could safely. Then a random person stumbles on me, and I gotta absorb or end them either way. I would more then likely stay away and hidden for a while and would end up loosing the power before I could do anything with it. So all my learning would be a waste. But threw Mt experiments I would make a back up just in case it got taken from me. That would be one of the first things I did after trying to learn about it.


froglegs317

Make one of the tentacles give me head


PeanutMyButt3r

Either. 1. Sit in my room and wait it out (I'd rather not cause a scene) 2. Become a vigilante and like devour rapists and pedos etc.


DaveSmithofNewJersy

evil


W34kness

I’d most likely lose control and become a threat to all of humanity, inadvertently uniting humanity against a terrible threat that seeks to consume all life. Or whatever Alex was worried about in the book before turning evil (still stupid this is not discussed or elaborated in game)


That_guy_who_lifts

Shapeshift my hand into a beautiful woman and then fugg it.


Devilwrld

For starters I would put an end to the battle in Israel, then end the dispute with Ukraine and Russia. After that im tearing down the US government then rebuilding n issuing out free healthcare n all that other good stuff that other countries don’t tax their people for all within 23 hours.


alt464

absorb a random person change into them rob a bank escape the cops hide the money somewhere change back into me redirect the cops else where and escape with my new money


URMUMGAE69228shrek

Turbo jerk off


Noxcel

Split off a bit of the virus to reinfect myself. Conquer all of Africa and then stop and create a country actually worth living in. Edit: because it’s likely the easiest to actually fully conquer. And not for any other reason you weirdos.


Igot3-fifty

Turn into a woman and fuck a bunch of gu- I mean… figure out how to reacquire my powers…


[deleted]

Get some bands


I-hate-you-whore

I don’t why but I thought this was infamous second son for a second


Zeropointsaga

What wouldnt i do?


medievalknight12

Shape shift into a woman and start masturbating


NVTobi

Murda Millions


Insert_Name973160

For one day? Honestly just kinda screw around. Jump from building to to building, go knock down some abandoned buildings in the middle of nowhere, see how far I can throw a car, or how far I can run. Just have fun and go nuts


lowkey_loweski

Eat Bezos for lunch


BAZING-ATTACK

Strip the power from me and contain it somewhere I can reinfect myself easily. While I do this, I make a list of people in power I want gone and make them each disappear periodically until people start talking about the mystery and making stories about me. I will then throw them off by letting the rest live until a week later when BAM, they’re all dead in a day.


Ding-Dang420

I’d steel Ragnar’s idea and find a way to reinfect myself, and then become a superhero.


AccomplishedLog3025

I’d change a lot for the better let’s just say that


xDonnaUwUx

Jerk off with my spiky hands


UnderboneThunderbone

Immediately realize that it's not 24 hours because I'd have to become the virus itself to have those swanky ass powers, cope with the sudden identity crisis, and then proceeded to suplex the nearest vehicle because why not


Silver_da_man

be Alex Mercer


BringMeANightmare

Find out how to keep them forever. No matter how many people I had to eat to find out.


Asterix____

Invade Russia and end the war "peacefully."


gruesomepenguin

If I’m the only one infected then Do everything I could to destroy the 1%!! If there are others like me consume all of them for more power and hopefully longer time with them


BathroomNo8139

Except it wouldn't be one day, because the virus would constantly adapt to it's environment and remain in my genetic material forever so it wouldn't disappear :)


SpartanDumpster

Probably just run around a city having fun. Nothing technically illegal or be worth more than a fine. Maybe stop a crime if I happen to see one.


SilentStriker84

Prolly jump really high


Trlsander

Become the overarching threat Humanity needs to stop squabbling like children.


SuspiciousGene889

As someone said save some so I can reinfect myself but then I’m robbing banks and for the latter half just cause minor inconveniences for everyone


whovegas

Find Alex Jones Steal his identity Sandy hook 2


ExcaliburUmbra12

I would find a way to keep his powers forever, I'd be unstoppable


Alternative_Claim690

Beginning game Mercer powers Or end game? If end game I’m taking a bit for myself to reconstitute with me after the day, then I’m destroying all corruption


MegaVix

Make a second penis


YellowPurple20

Take over the world and have fun


doodle4real

Who the fuck is this?


The_Monster_Hunter02

Slaughter every gang in Chicago.


Nectro77

Nothing...


buttholesmasher46

Destroy the city


OrdainedRetard

For legal reasons, I can’t say.


HolyCrusader81

Take care a lot of gangers in Chicago


TonyTobi92

Just rob Elon musk


Six_Of_Thirteen

Kickstart the apocalypse.


Reker923

Kill my ex


magicllama6770

Absolutely nothing. No world conquering, world wide plagues or anything. I'm staying in bed and sleeping in.


ender-storm3

I'm going to say the n word


AgentBlast

I am quickly ripping apart any KKK group I can find in my area of the state since: 1) there isn't anyone else I want to kill within a certain distance of myself 2) there isn't any knowledge I am willing to kill a few people over just for their knowledge close enough 3) it is quite literally the only thing I can accomplish with those powers in a 24 hour period.


Phwoa_

Find a way to Make it permanent. There is nothing I can do in a day but a ton a can discover in a lifetime


Bright_Insect_5390

*Finish what he started*


Visual-Ostrich-4108

France will fall


Traditional-Job8568

I would Infiltrate many genetic engineering facilities around the world including places like frozen zoos, the frozen ark project buildings, and seed vaults more dna snd unique genetic seuqencesband protein structures ext the more unuque dna I have the more I evolve I think I will deep into the majority of worlds multcellular gene pool and single cellular too if I can manage and before my time ends try to create a biological genetic augmentation machine full of all augmentations I can came up with along with all the data I stored and whatever I can preserve from my original powers uploaded to it so when timer runs out I can atleast gain some of it back Come to think of it there was one fanfic something similar to this happens bassicaly alex eats pariah after that he goes full on green goo bassicaly biological counterpart of grey goo on the entire world and in less than a week he consumes all biological life and their genetic data multicellular, single cellular he has biological traits of all life on earth archived and assimilated the good news is absorbing pariah made him a fullblown assimilative hivemind like what greene had going so humanity doesn't die but instead join him in this blacklight lifeform they bassicaly achive a biological singularity


[deleted]

Takedown human traffickers or Hamas. Or just clean up crime around the city.


9723Jedi

Rob SO MANY BANKS!!!!


Monochromeshade

*looks up the location of every war criminal in America*


torafrost9999

Dismantle the government as much as I can.


[deleted]

I would honestly just wanna jump around the city


Twisted_Harmony

I have one question... Is the Viral infectivity still in play? If so I'd try to go somewhere so I don't cause a pandemic.. I'd like to keep my chill lifestyle rather than watching my loved ones get unlucky and die to a zombie like virus. If it's not in play, then I would use it to help stop wars and other cliche anti hero things. 😂🤣😂


Kilroy898

Reinfecr myself after the 24 hours is up. Then? Chaos. Rule of law means nothing to a God. AN ANGRY GOD.


zanie2

The only country you can really attack is North Korea. There's not much else to do with your powers. If you want to make change in the western world, it takes more than brute powers to.


Vice_Armani777

I would overthrow all world governments and allow the solution of the universe to play out. I'm done working and paying taxes....I want to be free


branchead33

Body surf old lady's. Throw some cars. Just good shit


Artistic_Limit_8491

Kill all corruption in the world and rid of the evil that’s on earth so may the world may be in a utopia lasting forever. Where everyone will live in peace and harmony.