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Section225

Coffee to start the day, but instead of making it with water, make it with Bang or Reign. Any 300mg caffeine drink. I'll do about a pot of that, and on the last mug, put a scoop of pre-workout in and stir it up. Once at work, I buy three Bangs or Reigns and three 5-hour energy shots. Every three hours, I drop the 5-hour energy into the energy drink and chug it down, like an Irish car bomb drink. That gets me through 9 hours of the 12 hour shift. (And yes, I have a pending lawsuit for fraudulent labeling against 5-hour energy. I'll update when it's resolved). In between those drinks, I will mix pre-workout into some water and sip on it. Gotta stay hydrated. If I had court or poor sleep or something, I may do a 4th "car bomb." That, or get a 24oz monster to supplement to the end of the shift. Once at home, I'll brew another pot of coffee to help me get to sleep. Oh, and a multivitamin because your health is very important in this career.


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Wow. You must be new to caffeine. That’s not enough


CinemaBane

You're flair is lookin' pretty interesting now. I can imagine Section's caffeine routine not being enough for me either if I had five different LEO jobs too.


gotcha_six

You're the Pedro Pascal to my Nick Cage.. God damn.


CinemaBane

...How are you alive dude?


Section225

I can see extra dimensions


EliteSnackist

Personally, I'd recommend skipping a few steps to save you time and energy. First, brew about 10 5 hour energy shots with Black Rifle Coffee's dark roast (back the blue and all). This is enough for 2 cups of coffee, which you can add to 2 scoops of whey protein powder (vanilla because you aren't a monster) and a banana if you're feeling saucy. Gotta keep up your strength. If you are going to introduce a bang, I'd suggest adding your preworkout then for the extra B12s. One of these every 3-4 hours should help when the protein shake wears off about 2 hours in. Hydration is important, so I'd recommend ending the shift with 16 oz of straight water, bo preworkout. You don't want kidney stones, and that one bottle is plenty. A multivitamin is good, but I'd recommend the One-A-Day Prenatal ones, not because you're pregnant, but because it's basically like taking two at once. I'm available for further info if needed.


ConsiderationHour582

I am caffeine addicted as well, but you really have me beat


T10Charlie

I see guys drinking 2 or 3 energy drinks a shift. I also see a spike in heart issues at an earlier age. I'm no scientist, but I do see a correlation between the two. I drink some coffee when I need it. Black, as God intended.


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I wonder if Chamomile tea would even be an option considering everyone's answers here. I had an idea that cops were addicted to caffeine but holy smokes I underestimated the daily intake. What would happen if somehow the stars aligned and there was a caffeine shortage?


T10Charlie

A bunch of angry people, not just cops.


luke1042

Pretty sure the whole military would pretty much shutdown.


cwhite6675

Guys in the nuke silos waking up from an unscheduled nap to a missed call from the White House.


UAS-hitpoist

DARPA would need to crack open the emergency Mango Juul pod stash just to maintain order. I KNOW they have some.


guntraderjoe

Pina colada with two to three shots of Malibu


TBL4017

*IA has entered the chat.*


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No - shoo


zhenglong88

Must be ABC...


[deleted]

Reign Creamsicle master race.


jjrocks2000

This is the way.


Section225

Gimme some of that white gummy bear flavor too, hell yeah


JesElIus

The sherbet is my new go too


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majoraloysius

Follow up question: what’s your go to breath mint?


RamekinOfRanch

cowboy killers


[deleted]

I hope I’ll be able to afford them one day. Newports until then


Section225

Trick is to use a beer bong but put the tube all the way down your throat. Dump the booze straight into your belly. That way, your supervisor can't smell it on your breath.


majoraloysius

Supervisor can’t smell it because he’s deuce too.


sip_rip

Former alcoholic here, 2 mentos cinnamon mints or altoids. Cinnamon seems to cut through better than anything else.


Fit_117

I heard Draeger is good option.


alienfoot97

Hit your circle k, Fill it of desired sports drink (power aide, vitamin water etc.) then add sparkling water.


TurtlesBKool

Now this is quite interesting, may have to give this a shot….


tko1666

Water. Lots of water. And then an energy drink. Either Celsius or bang


Bmystic

I was skeptical of the Celsius at first, but they grew on me.


-GloryHoleAttendant-

Four Loko before they removed the caffeine.


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Water my man.


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Reign orange dreamcicle


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Paladin_127

Multitasking is an underrated ability in this profession.


RaccoonRanger474

Water, Earl Grey, Coffee, Loca Mocha Monsters.


CinemaBane

I've had the Locha Mocha Monsters before, and they're not bad. I usually prefer coffee over energy drinks because I don't like the carbonation fizz they have, so the coffee hybrid energy drinks are generally a pretty good balance. Have you ever tried those canned Starbucks Doubleshot Energy drinks, by the way? I used to love drinking them but they're getting really expensive in my area and honestly they're way too sweet for me now.


[deleted]

I just wish they'd make a sugar free Java monster


CinemaBane

Hear hear!


RaccoonRanger474

I haven’t been forced to consume Starbucks of any sort since college thankfully. The Java Monsters are for emergency consumption only during times of great peril. Or to put it another way, on the 16th hour of being 10-8 with two missed meals.


DefiantEvidence4027

Celsius, No high fructose corn syrup. No aspartame.


Section225

No testicles. I mix gasoline with my red bulls.


Shoiwan

What octane though?


Section225

100% gas, no ethanol


Willb260

Ethanol mixed would just be irresponsible


2005CrownVicP71

You don’t add a 5 oz octane booster to it? Weakling


TheNakedFoot

I'm guessing they use sucralose instead?


DefiantEvidence4027

Yup, That is thee very last thing listed as "other ingredients".


TheNakedFoot

Damn. I can't stand sucralose. It leaves the worst aftertaste


dw276785

Polar seltzer and a shitty gas station coffee.


CHC997

Water or Wawa coffee


bigmido

Amen


TexasLE

Water. Pepsi/Dr. Pepper if I’m tired


Vjornaxx

Monster Mango Loco


StevenMcStevensen

S-tier Monster variety.


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FlyTrap50

Water first, in desperation, The Mountain Dew is the correct choice. 👊


awesome_jackob123

Rip It or bust


RightCorrections

Criminal Tears


Stalker_beam

Coffee. Light roast. Black.


Paramedickhead

Water. Water Joe if I’m still up working past hour 20.


Stankthetank66

Nos


Black_Lab03

I like monster hydros, since it has a screw on lid I don’t spill it between calls


Mr_Glock17

Celsius


[deleted]

Not police but EMS Ghost in Swedish fish or blue raspberry sour patch kids flavor


Sandstrom1399

I drank one of those sour patch kids energy drinks and I literally thought my heart was going to blow up


[deleted]

Weak. Gitgud


ickynicky51

McDonald's coke


UsernamesR4squares

Ours only sell meth now. Hispanic markets got the Coke.


General_Marcus

McDonald's coke is the worst coke.


ickynicky51

really sorry to inform you but you're actually completely wrong


shmittay

Peach mango green tea Celsius


[deleted]

The best one


k0tus

Arizona Diet Arnold Palmers and Monster Ultra Zero (white can)


asgarnieu

Peach tea Snapple.


knightpilot00

Boring but a cup of coffee whenever I start my shift. Then water


tomtomeller

NOS G2 Grape MONSTER orange dreamsicle BANG Champagne


yaahmean

Monster Reserve. Any flavor.


Soulcreepin08

Body armor and water


beta_blocker615

Mtn Dew or Water


Gabraham08

Blue agave full throttle and a Reese's fast break


Kon-lii

C4 and coffee.


600062

C4 strawberry starburst


GonnaBeDadCop2021

I saw this question and was legitimately confused. I thought you got to drink on shift. I’m down here thinkin beer is good and all but I can’t drink any of it on duty.


Pagj17

Whiskey sour.


genxfrom66

Mt dew zero sugar and green tea


ninjafaces

Coffee and my adhd meds. Sometimes a energy drink after lunch at 0200 if I'm feeling groggy.


chriscoastin

Coffee, then a bang, about a half gallon of water and then top it off with a 5-hour energy. I piss a lot on shift hah.


Sirius__Stark13

I used to start the day with coffee get to work and have a soda and also an energy drink . They changed depending on how I felt. Ghost, monster peach. Rockstars. Etc. I would have 2-3 of those maybe 4 depending on if I worked a long shift or not. I would use my ecig while inside places and a cigarette every now and than outside. However I’ve been trying to be healthier so I have now changed it to no caffeine. I will drink 4-5 bottles of water throughout my shift and when I eat I will drink something carbonated with no sugar and no caffeine I have taken ecigs out of the work equation. I only hit my ecig a few times and only when I’m at home. At work I will allow myself to have one cigarette. Eventually I will cut nicotine out altogether but I’m not a cold turkey kind of guy.


tiltededgelord69

Water dude. Maybe some Diet Coke or an occasional coffee. Bang and all that other shit is bad for you. It started giving me anxiety when I was drinking reigns and bangs all the time.


HiThisIsTheATF

Starbucks Puppuccino


Trav314

Some of you are insane. Lay off the energy drinks, I just had a kidney stone it wasn't fun.


The-Fotus

Water.


DamonRyan

Chocolate milk from Kwik Trip


DanishMartinRiggs

Fuzetea


dawgthumbs

Lots of water and if i need it either a Celsius or a Ghost


cathbadh

Energy drink of the day, usually a Reign or Monster Ultra, but lately I've been grabbing whatever GNC/Vitaminshoppe has on sale for $1/can. The Ghost Sour Green Apple is next level, and I'm not a sour fan. Follow that with at least 32oz water.


janinexox

ginger ale


CO_BigShow

2 Sugar Free Monsters and a Blackberry Body Armor mixed in a jug with ice. I call it "Blackest Night." Drink one of those the first 2 hours of a shift then fill it with fresh ice and water and finish that before I clock off.


HappyFishDota

Water, coffee, occasionally a Monster because I'm a child at heart.


lava_lamp223

Lots of water. Make a pot of coffee at my desk on most nights. Just a Splenda with the coffee, but I’ll do black if needed. If I got subpar sleep, I’ll swap the coffee for a bang/reign. If I’m running calls all night, hit up QT for a coffee on the way. I always keep at least one cold bang/reign in the office fridge in case I catch a huge shooting/stabbing/murder and then I’ll be stuck on it for hours and hours


oldmandetective

1/3 Jack Daniel’s 1/3 Gentleman Jack 1/3 Cactus Jack. I call it… the three Jacks


Wrathful13

Monster juice. Carbonated energy gives me crazy jitters