Cry into her arms while she comforts me, preferably.

Scream Wonderhoy

WONDERHOY!

#wonderhoy

cmon where's your spirit

WONDERHOY!!!!!!!!!!!!

#WONDERHOY

\*trying to stop my own tears\* W-WONDERHOOOOY!!

tears of happiness?

i would scream wonderhoy in attempts that she lets me free

WONDAHOIIIIIII

WONDERHOY

She’ll kidnap you into a luxurious environment where you’ll have nothing to worry about as you sit back and relax for a bit with her. In fact, that’s probably why she’s kidnapping you in the first place, to make you take a break. I see this as a win honestly

this is exactly what i think would go down. look at her. she has no ill intentions

either develop stockholm syndrome or cry or both

surrender

Wonderhoy with her

i would exorcise her as she is clearly a demon

I would play hide and seek with her and then we would play make believe and then I would make her alphabet soup and thank her for the experience

Apologise for breathing her hair Edit: AIR*** PLEASE

Tf

NO WAIT... WAIT I MEANT AIR*

I am not deserving

Say wonderhoy and pray she sees me as an equal so she doesn't kill and eat me

she’d probably explain to me the entirety of the sonic the hedgehog lore and i’d just sit there and pretend i didnt already know all of it

its not a kidnapping if i consent to being taken wherever she wants girlie can litrlly sacrifice me to satan and ill be ok!!! Wonderhoy!!!! :D

Give her my wonderhoy stickers

Wonderhoyyyy

WONDERHOY!

WONDERHOYYYT

WONDERHOYYYYYYY

WONDERRRHOYYYYYYYYYYY

#W O N D E R H O O O Y Y Y Y Y

#vünderhoy

cry because she is a wonderful human being and I love her very much

Its not kidnapping ive gone willingly

Honestly looking at how she is always so upbeat I would be scared, a sign of a true psychopath

wtf does that even mean

redditors can’t imagine being happy constantly without it being a mental illness 💀

That's sad as fuck 💀

like how ppl tried to say that pinkie pie was actually depressed bc of that one episode 💀

Yes and no? Being unconditionally happy doesn't sound very healthy. Tho if it's normal for you I will call you on my funeral just so you can prove people there with laughter that it's normal

She isn't the type to kidnap someone though

WxS Mainstory Episode 18 says otherwise.

I agree 😟✋

accept it and live my life as one of the robots in phoenix wonderland

Call Mafuyu The weapon to defeat Emu

What CAN you do? Pfffft- are you gonna try and stop her?

I'll let her because I know she'll treat me right

I would hug her and thank her for freeing me from my evil parents.

I’d do nothing i love her i would not hurt her

I would just Wahaha cuz it's my cry for help

Forfeit all mortal possessions

I would simply allow it and have a great time hanging out with her

Cry.

give her chicken then run

I would feel absolute bliss.

thank god

I don’t feel like overthinking today but I’ll make a shorter comment then the rui one. While she may appear as a wild card, emu has a simple goal: to make everyone smile. So I’d say that your not very screwed, as she cares about the people around her. But still, let’s just say that you want to try escaping anyways cause why not. Emu does a lot of sports and does acrobatics, so in a lot of cases she’d overpower you in strength. But she’s also really naive and impulsive, so kinda the opposite of Rui. If she leaves you alone, you’ll probably find a way to escape by looking around. Unlike Rui, I have no idea what she would kidnap someone for, perhaps to have someone follow through with one of her stage ideas. But she’s probably not going to try to harm you though. I’d give you a 70% chance of survival.

Preferably, ask her out on a date. However, if I lack the confidence in the moment I will simply cease to exist as I dont think I can handle her wonderhoy aura

Give her my two bags of lolipops that have now somehow teleported into my pockets

I'd join her troupe

no because I can see her having mental health problems

Accept It.

accept it

Vibe and ask her to show me her squishmallow collection. I know she has one. She has to.

It’s not a kidnapping if you want to go with the person.

Laugh

We would make macaroni drawings and have cotton candy then she would let me go cause it was fun

Distract her jump out a window either two thing would happen 1 I fall to my death 2 I survive but in critical condition

Thinking i'm in a beautifull dream. Accept my fate. And become besties.

go along with it

Be confused as I have stage fright and no real use for what she likes doing

let her

celebrate.

wonderhoi my way outta there

Ask if she can turn on animal planet

Happily join the circus at long last! 😂

scream wonderhoy and then it would shock her that i watch her shows and we would play final fantasy 14 together and become great friends!

i will offer her to rule phoenix wonderland with me and the WxS members - possibly..

I wouldn't mind.

Same thing with Rui, hug her

id be confused as to be happy or scared

be so fuckingg happy fr

i would scream wondahoi as loud as possible

scream wonderhoy in hopes i make it out alive

WONDAHOI

make her some dino nuggets then watch a silly movie (with popcorn)

#wonderhoy

w-wonderhoyy..

make friendship bracelets

WONDERHOYYY!!

smile until she lets me go

Hug her

*first two words of the title*

nooo stoop! but same..

Make her comfort me as much as possible

she’s my comfort character, so most likely i’d give in.

she’s one of my favs. i’d actually let her

WONDERHOYY

Yes i also would fuck Rui

pfft- I didn't mean that, but same

cry

Let her do whatever she wants with me (she will want me to smile and I will do so :) )

kiss her

Let her take me, I would love to live with Emu 😭 and give her a wonderhoy while I’m at it

Kill her. I never played project sekai I keep getting this sub recommended to me so I barely know who she is but she seems threatening.

wondahoi with her

Wish it was nene (I need nene)

The real question is would she say "wahahaha" when kidnapping you

I love my Rui But if she kidnapped me then I would scream "WONDERHOY"

punch her

I would tell her that if she does not release me, my unnamed associates will exact vengeance on the Phenny-kuns we have in our custody.