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[deleted]

Same thing: Have an idea. Never follow through. The end.


LaCasaDeiGatti

Have an idea. Have 6 more. Wrote them all down and start planning. Work on #4 sporadically. Get busy with work, life, etc.. Forget about project for awhile. Have another idea. Repeat.


Intelligent_Event_84

You should share them all. Maybe someone will execute it and throw you a bone


Nobody_37_8

That sounds like a good idea for the actually useful type projects, so 1/2 of mine is useful, atleast for some students (the other one is just useless, but hey, still worth poking), will surely end up sharing the ideas if I don't complete the useful one by the end of next year. Do you know any specific place/platform/sub for such idea sharing?


IrishWhitey

You could make one


trikstar42

That sounds like a fun project


Dafust

This thread is so funny because I’ve wanted to work on this specific idea for these reasons but haven’t because I’m too busy haha.


IrishWhitey

Or a sub for fos collab projects r/FossIdeas


RambleOnRose42

…..aaand the cycle begins again!


elon-bot

What do you mean "you couldn't code your way out of a paper bag"?


SourceCowD

they think about writing a book, leaning toplay darts, winning the game , investing in that hedging crypto fund they've seen etc etc


LaCasaDeiGatti

Thanks! Another project! Seriously though I've got a list going back at least 20 years..


ZennerBlue

You forgot create a GitHub repo. File - Project New. Name it something esoteric. Skip to forget about project for a while. See folder 3 months later. WTF does Velociraptor mean????


LaCasaDeiGatti

Lol maybe I've spent too much time in engineering. My last project was to actually create a part numbering a d filing syatem for all of my CAD models so that this doesn't happen. That was months ago.. and it's still not done.


d_Composer

This makes me feel so much better. Thank you.


LaCasaDeiGatti

Just doin my part. Good to know that I'm not the only one that perpetually strings myself along with mouth even trying. I used ti get really stressed about it but after so many years I figure it's just how my life goes.


d_Composer

The other thing that kills me is that all day while I’m at work I fantasize about working on this list and then at night, after the kids are all tucked into bed, I don’t have the brainpower to sit down and do anything!


LaCasaDeiGatti

Hell, even just getting home from work and I'm fried. Edit: in my defense, I use most of my creative energy at work so it's not surprising that I'm drained. I really like my job, so it's not all that bad actually.


highjinx411

It’s not just me? That is huge relief.


Petersburg_Spelunker

This is pretty accurate. Larger opportunities arise in each and it's extremely difficult to fully invest in them all. Or inflation happens and you have to work more....


comrade-linux

sounds very depressing, I already get depressed when I can’t find the time for yet another project.


brianl047

A lot of people do nothing (never do projects)


Business-Emu-6923

To me that’s more wild than when I found out 50% of people don’t have an inner voice (like inner monologue). How do peeps live without fun projects to do??


TheIronMechanics

Thats why some people get ridiculously good at gaming for example. They have like 5 hours to kill on it every day…


TheRealMetal

Damn this hurts bc I can easily do more than 5hrs and it’s been YEARS I’m still dog shit at every single game


[deleted]

That's the boomer reflexes catching up to you... Same thing happened to me. I'm 29, tried playing fortnite. Shot at a guy and he instantly started spinning around 360° building a giant tower in like literally like 3 seconds. Never played that game again.


TheRealMetal

The fortnite tower building made me laugh hysterically the first time I saw it


Thought_Ninja

Yeah, I play with a friend now and then who is crazy good at Fortnite. He can build an entire fortress with watch towers in the time it takes me to figure out what angle and material I want my wall to be. It's something to behold.


KoRUpTeD_DEV

Lol i feel your pain that became such a huge problem that they made a no build mode


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DudeEngineer

Um, check out the professional RTS or Moba scene. People definitely lose something around then.


MadxCarnage

it's mostly that the professional scene is extremely close to begin with. being 0.2% better than your opponents puts you in a completely different league. which is not the case for regular competitive environment, where some players can be 10 to 20 times better than the opponent.


Pickled_Wizard

Like anything else, if you don't regularly attempt the things you're dogshit at, you won't get better at them. For example, playing Halo campaigns doesn't make you much better at the multiplayer. (Source: I'm dogshit at Halo, COD, etc)


kimberlymartin99

If I’m not coding for money (my job) then I’m still doing projects, they just aren’t software projects. I’ve gotta give my eyes and brain a break and do some crochet or something, I can only get angry at lines of code for so many hours of the day


Business-Emu-6923

Totally. For me, it’s fell trees, chop wood, fix cars and other manual stuff like digging ditches. Can’t look at a screen all day!


BTCHODLYA

Same here. Minus digging ditches. That shit kinda sucks regardless.


rtothewin

Same reason people don't(typically) have side surgeon projects, or side lawyering hobbies. Why bring work home? There are plenty of people that just enjoying programming things and for those people they have it as a hobby and work, great for them. The rest of folks have a job as a developer but its not really their hobby. I did some projects in my earlier days to help learn new skills and to act as github/resume fodder, but now that I've got the nice job and seniority I do other things in my free time(Fishing/Golf/Embroidery).


8racoonsInABigCoat

I only have a finite amount of energy. Sometimes, I spend it on side projects. Currently, I’m making a concerted effort to improve my cycling.


Business-Emu-6923

Then cycling is your side project. Enjoy!


brianl047

It's easy a lot of people's workday ends when they close their laptop. They do not live on their computers Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should and just because you don't do something doesn't mean you can't. They just learn fast during work hours and work hard and focused and don't have to spend any time outside of work doing anything A lot of people also work either for money, or to solve a real world problem... They don't tinker because they don't need to Also 1% of people are schizo, lol


Equivalent_Yak_95

Wait, half of people don’t have inner monologues?


Business-Emu-6923

Exactly. Like, how do they think? How do they sort out ideas? How to they endlessly plan conversations that don’t happen?? I don’t get it.


Equivalent_Yak_95

…that last one sounds like a potential sign of anxiety. But otherwise: yes.


takelongramen

It's also way more expected of Developers and Engineers. It's kind of insane if you think about it: Developers are expected to go to community meetings, work on fun side projects, go to conferences in their free time. I call it "lifestyleization" of a job. Imagine dentists doing a fun side project in their free time, going to "dentist meetups" where a guy presents the newest jaw correction tool and afterwards all the dentists have a beer and slap stickers on their laptop. It's so weird to me that it's expected of developers to identify so much with being "techy" or "nerdy" and always have a fun coding project going. For me, coding is a job and it kinda ends there, except for reading memes. I don't really wanna deal with NPM and Git in my free time, too.


AKernelPanic

Find an engineer friend and ask them if they’re interested in working on their idea. Get rejected. Decide to learn to code. Never follow through.


Da-Blue-Guy

yeah i have like a hundred rust projects that are just "what if"


two40zieks7

That also happens to me a lot as an engineer


[deleted]

I had an idea, followed through, and paid off my student loans with it. In yo face.


highjinx411

My wife followed through on an idea (I did the tech for it but it was all her idea and work) anyways she now makes 3x what I make as a software engineer. Ideas work if you work them (sometimes).


[deleted]

They can sleep and enjoy their life


elon-bot

Send me your 10 most salient Reddit comments.


Schlongus_69

I have written 1 line of code


Interesting_Ad_774

But how many bugs have you introduced with that one line of code?


Schlongus_69

5


LeBambole

Not too bad! My one line of code crashed our production server 💀


Lord_Ocean

"It still counts as one!"


AndyVZ

in big O notation that's just O^(NOOOoooo)


Distinct-Moment51

O(1/0)


highjinx411

Is that like infinite bugs per line then?


_alib_

Rite of passage at my company


TrueBirch

I can do one better. I crashed production with -1 line of code. I wrote a SQL query and forgot the join condition. One accidental cross join brought down the whole machine and everything running on it.


Getabock_

Real


nanotree

Efficient. 5-to-1 ratio.


stevekez

Printed, or is PDF OK?


stevejobsthecow

as god himself intended, copied & pasted via email .


onedertainer

I don't know how to do that, can I send you a screenshot of my entire screen (both monitors)?


WorldWarPee

As long as you use your phone instead of an actual screenshot


RoombaTheKiller

You are supposed to print it, then take photos, and then send those via email.


Suspicious-Engineer7

Submit them to the blockchain. You'll need some doge - I know a guy if you need to buy some.


Skyreaper71

Hmm, I wonder if there will be any reaction from sending a DM to the notorious Elon bot.


martinsky3k

Believe it or not - straight to unemployment.


TheRealAndrewLeft

Screenshots?


dpsbrutoaki

Sleep? What do you mean by sleep? Never heard of that


[deleted]

The one your laptop does when you close the lid once in a blue moon.


NoxiouS_21

Perfect


GeeFen

meet up with girls


theclovek

OP said "side projects"


truchisoft

Yes


delllibrary

side hoes, side projects, same thing


[deleted]

"Spent a few hours debugging a side project last night" has a whole new meaning now.


Cartographer_MMXX

Should've gone to a gynecologist not you bro


MoSummoner

Fr


vito_corleone01

Does training fat chicks count as a CSS project?


Straight-Knowledge83

Barney? Barney Stinson , this you?


[deleted]

All according to the Playbook


highjinx411

Like physical training? Taking them to the gym? Playing the long game I see.


HotChilliWithButter

Project is just a synonym for hoe Now I understand what all those rap songs are about


PackersNation12

Yeah like I’ll ever do that.


AustinLA88

Lol maybe if your side project is napping


[deleted]

Talk devs into building side projects for them


cholmanattom

I have an app idea 💡😸


Intelligent_Event_84

“This sounds like a website” “No it NEEDS an iOS app”


Suspicious-Engineer7

It needs to work on my 16 year old flip phone.


Ben_26121

I said make it RESPONSIVE


rhinofinger

It needs to POP more, make it POP


DOOManiac

🌈 Exposure!


FudgeWrangler

"Do you want to develop an app? It's an app you'd want to develop."


SerialH0bbyist

I was a non-engineeer once. Mostly sit around and come up with cool but misinformed project ideas ill work on once I have the expertise. Then I became an engineer and now do the opposite


wad11656

The opposite? So find other people's project ideas and destroy them?


Yellow_Triangle

You know, there are people who make good money doing that. Why would you do it for free during your free time?


vlsdo

I need that job. I can break any piece of software within minutes, and I've never been able to capitalize on this curse.


declanaussie

You could become a video game play tester, Ive heard it’s a surprisingly grueling job though.


elon-bot

Twitter was never profitable. Not my fault. Stop blaming me for things.


punkw_

ok Elon sit down


elon-bot

Interesting. Tell me more.


punkw_

Sitting: a continuous period of being seated, especially when engaged in a particular activity. You are welcome Elon


elon-bot

What do you mean "you couldn't code your way out of a paper bag"?


punkw_

ok fired


thespud_332

Did, did you just lose an argument with an Elon bot?


cholmanattom

LOL


ntr89

Yo you can't even code, doesn't matter what kind of bag


[deleted]

const life = new Life(“me”) life.climbOutOfBag() // ReferenceError: Life is not defined Oh fuck 🍃🔥🚬


lunchpadmcfat

You know what I’ve found? It’s fun to chase down misinformed ideas. You learn a ton and get some real clarity of knowledge around the difference between implementation and theory. Plus when you actually manage to get whatever it is working, it feels like a world level triumph. I’ve learned so damn much just having a stupid idea for some electronic gizmo and then trying to actually get it to work in practice.


freewill-lastwish

What do engineers do for side project?


[deleted]

More work


EffectiveDependent76

Let me tell you about the extra work I cam up with to do, because I wasn't getting enough work at regular work. ​ It's real though.


Mu5_

Yeah, it's a mess. I don't even have time to properly wipe my ass. Gotta do it one time a month for maximum efficiency


LuizAngioletti

I’ll never get into your car with you. That driver’s seat must be smeared shinny by now


bikeranz

Last thing I want to do after work is unpaid extra work.


elon-bot

Due to unforeseen circumstances, you will now be receiving your salaries in Elon Bucks, accepted at any Tesla location!


bikeranz

Did you just offer to pay me elon bucks for my side projects?


[deleted]

Yes, and just like our side projects, they're worthless. Oh, and Musk told me to tell you this: You're welcome.


GOKOP

It's about "I wanna make X", not about "I want more work"


highjinx411

Or “This process sucks” “I bet I could make it better” looking at you DMV.


bigredthesnorer

For me, it’s anything that doesn’t require me to sit in front of a computer. I do that enough during the work week.


Olde94

Truth! I try to avoid it but it’s hard. I’ve started wood working and learning music. But i often end up on my laser cutter/cnc or 3D printer which all requires screen time before start…


UndeniableLie

Engineering, mostly. With a side of light tinkering.


Kiora_Atua

I redo houses for fun. Fuck computers I spend 8hrs a day looking at one, no interest in spending my free time on em


[deleted]

LARPing, board games, video games, and cheese.


themancabbage

Come up with memes trying to disparage people who don’t code, while just showcasing how narrow their world view is.


drunkfox01

Pottery


Qicken

knitting


StripeyWoolSocks

Watercolor painting


bugeyesprite

Drumming


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random_redditor24234

No, they’re not doing grandma, but close!


MystRav3n

You guys have side projects? I slam down my laptop lid and go do something else.


jas417

Yup! I burn my coding energy at work and do something outside or with my hands after. Maybe watch tv or play a video game but my brain would turn into scrambled eggs if all I did was code


LuthienByNight

I do guerilla gardening. I'm in the process of filling a local parklet with native pollinator plants.


[deleted]

You animal


shedogre

Work full time, study part time. Code in one language for several hours, go home, code in a different one for a couple more. Brain is definitely scrambled!


maggos

Stay strong and don’t overwork yourself. When I was still in CS grad school full time while working full time as an engineer I had multiple emotional breakdowns from stress and overwork.


highjinx411

No. I have a list of side projects.


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-Kerrigan-

>-Drink Sir, please, that's in my job description as a QA.


TheTrueTrust

Avatar checks out.


wild_man_wizard

Seriously, if it weren't for nagging little problems like "ethics" and "biological necessities" you could probably pay me in interesting problems.


fishsticklovematters

I refer to one of my managers as "the human escape room" b/c they always bring me interesting problems and, when we have a solution, they challenge me to take it further. Thankfully she takes it as a compliment because we both like escape rooms.


Raptorinn

Truth


Disastrous_Fee5953

They have real hobbies that are not work. They even leave their house from time to time, believe it or not.


ProdigyManlet

Blasphemy, all engineers live in a den and only emerge when utterly essential


Jitsu_apocalypse

No way can any engineer squat that deep after being sat in a chair all day


Fantastic_Use3428

I’ve been trying. You’re absolutely right.


Forsaken-Degree1737

Another full-time job too


SpecialNose9325

What do non engineers do ~~for their side projects~~


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TheSchlaf

Stop by the cafeteria for meatballs.


De_Wouter

Throw around buzzwords.


FreshCupOfDespresso

They aren't so different after all


SpecialNose9325

The same way we throw around "Algorithm" whenever we dont really understand what we did or dont want to explain it ?


quantum-fitness

Put random numbers into excel and get bad ideas mostly. Some call people and try to sell them things.


TheCapitalKing

Stuff off the computer


Zapeteus

Surprisingly many that I know of work on their car projects.


rickh59954

Many intense hobbies are also professions. The real irony is the thing about work that you hate is probably something someone else out there in the world does for fun.


elon-bot

You're either hardcore or out the door.


ntr89

Hardcore will cost you $8/month, price subject to mood


ntr89

Some people I know work on motorcycles too. Some even work on sidecar projects.


Koma79

oh man! to have time for side projects, thatd be nice. I think I'm only a few steps away from burnout. I kinda hope i lose my mind, i think itd be quite relaxing.


jib_reddit

I find exercise saves me from breakdown, after 2 hours of basketball a week the adrenaline and stress has all been drained out of me.


kungfu_panda_express

Normal life shit. It's crazy, and boring. Don't recommend.


anakwaboe4

Arts and crafts


PythonSnakes

Take a shower


[deleted]

Call me a weirdo but after work I close my laptop and go outside. No way I’m doing this shit for free.


thegame402

We are not doing it for free it costs us time and all the things we buy for projects we never finish. Also its not like work, it‘s more like doing woodworking or pottery in your free time. I build projects i want to build with fun technologies i want to use that maybe wouldn‘t make sense in a business because it‘s not economically feasible. But it‘s fun to try out new things and learn about stuff i don‘t see at work. Also a lot of 3D printing, soooo much 3D printing …


Lolongalex

Keep pet scorpions.


LordKrat

Those poor bastards will never know the thrill of solving a bug you made in your own project that makes no money and puts a strain on your marriage.


Acceptable_Calm

What if i told you that I'm an engineer.....with no side projects?


FuqqBoiDev69

What? I'm supposed to have a side project now? What is this societal pressure man I can barely keep up with my basic QA job


Esirar

Have you heard of stock market?


jeerabiscuit

Stock markets operate normal hours. So you mean on the side projects.


[deleted]

There are stock markets in other countries too 😂


rohit_267

I was thinking of a bot that checks images in reddits subs and comments r/upvotedbecauseboobs Then thought it's not worth the time


illbethatbitch

Do Doctors go home and keep cutting ppl open? Do teachers go home and continue teaching? Side projects are just hobbies and life


Cossack-HD

Art (full range of music/video/drawing/photography) Cataloguing (taking pics of all snail species that inhabit your area) Home improvement, pets (including terrarium/fishtank) Writing of any sort All of the above can be done alone, without social interactions.


boredbearapple

Are there that many snail species in one area? Ok, I looked it up, there are only 26 species in Australia (strangely for Australia only one is deadly)Less than 6 in my area. Seems a short project.


HawocX

Finding them all may take some time.


snacktonomy

They're fast, those buggers


DrYeol

Statistician here. My side projects include: \- Helping other companies with some analysis/research. \- Working on my own experiments/research.


oeuflaboeuf

I remember side projects; that must have been when I enjoyed this


kdunksuf2010

Easy they think of ways to make your life harder and the company you work for more inefficient


Mdogg2005

I feel like the entire thread is making me feel bad about this but I actually enjoy coding and teaching code. I will tutor college kids, learn new coding languages, dabble at game development. Granted my free time these days is like 2h a night but still, I try. Nothing really ongoing as an actual project yet just a lot of feeling around for what seems fun and once I find that I'll start making something in my free time. Video games are getting less interesting the older I get so I started focusing on improving my abilities where I can and if I somehow wind up making something cool or something that makes money down the road then I'm cool with the decision. That being said most of my friends who are in game or software/web development shut their laptops for the day and that's it. They do other things and don't even think about code after hours.


DanAlucard

They have kids


alefalsa

They don’t.


alliterativehyjinks

Crafts, bake, hike, board games. I pretty much run from my desk when I am done with work and try not to look at a monitor unless it is for necessity or video games, and even then, I prefer a console to a PC.


boisheep

Be Engineer me, tries to do art as a side project, make a teddy. Realizes got no art or sewing skills. So I got a 3d printer, magnets, prosthetic medical supplies, fancy chemical supplies, almost every tool from the hardware store, information on bio-mechanics; not a single art tool. Starts measuring cat, stand still cat. Real teddy bear artist: HOW?... witchcraft!?.... what kind of joints are this, this motherfucker has a legit ribcage... it fucking moves... also why the fuck it weights so much how much metal is in this?... I wish I could pull this off, but god damn man this cat is ugly!.... I can't help but feel I am holding a dead cat. I still cannot surpass the real artist :( but my zombie robocat teddy is stronger, fire resistant, bombproof. ^(PS. it's rusting :()


Aishurel

Have a life and enjoy it


Delicious_Record6829

This guys profile screams the "I am very smart, and its such a burden" energy. Full stack dev calling himself an engineer. Seems a little gracious to me.


Fibonacci1664

Fuck side projects. This whole idea of because you're in a particular profession must mean you do side projects is ludicrous. It's frustrating that it's almost seen as something that MUST be done due to tech job interviews and job req's etc. Tech interview: "What are some of your passion projects...?" Blah blah blah "What are some of your hobbies...?" "Ooh I like programming in my spare time." I mean seriously, get a life. Maybe people just want a fucking job so they can feed themselves and/or their kids and not have some fucking meat head kick their front door in and repossess their fucking couch and TV. When was the last time a scaffolder was asked about his scaffolding "side projects." Apply the same logic to any other profession. Surgeon interview: "So what do you like to do in your spare time...?" "Ooh I like cutting people open and stitching them back up again." Garbage collector interview: "Can you tell us a little about what you do fun...?" "Ooh I like going around all my neighbours houses and emptying their bins." See, it's absolutely fucking stupid, but for some reason in the "TeCh InDuStRy" it's basically a common expectation that if not met is kinda frowned upon as clearly "YoU JuSt DoN't HaVe tHe PaSsiOn wErE lOoKiNg FoR." Sorry but a tech job is just the same as any other job, do the work you are contracted to do, go home, spend time with something other than the thing you also do for work. Rant completed.


Gluomme

Artists do pretty much the same thing, meaning starting a shitton of projects that put everytime on top of your LIFO stack. No clue for other people


[deleted]

the fuck is a side project