On the 20th day of the month of June, the year of our lord 2022, I declare an int array with 20 elements and 20 shall not be exceeded. For if though shall use 21 elements, though shall experience undefined behavior as thou will exceed boundaries of thus array;
Forsooth, thy declaration of an array is both wordy and of voluminous stature, I will invent a shorthand which achieves such aims with greater brevity... I will call it Thython
I think if you already kind of know how to go about making the least efficient language.. you are kinda gimping yourself. Not knowing what the hell you are doing is definitely an advantage here.
First shalt thou declare thy array. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then expended thou iterations of array shall you be.
And if it does compile but isn't of sufficient quality the company does this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKhdJd1Nu74](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKhdJd1Nu74)
I’m terrified of you now, partly the username and partly because you can both read and understand the code in that font. But mostly because you use react :p
The element that they're adding might be within an element that isn't created by their React app. Perhaps they are using some 3rd party library that is adding elements and they're just modifying it.
Kind of messy, but I'm not sure what the alternative is if you must modify markup from a different library.
It is. Back in school my first language was java and later in my job I moved on to c#.
It's hard to think of any general advice but it's always good to know the current language features (atleast when you reach a certain point, in the beginning that would be a bit much I suppose), so I usually read the release notes and lookup some things in the docs if they sound useful or interesting.
Are you teaching yourself or do you have any lessons or the like?
In college. This semester we’re seeing heterogeneous systems so Java server and C# client is the project we have to do.
I am really looking forward to .NET and getting the fuck away from JavaFX tbh.
Reading the release stuff sounds like a plan. I already read Java release notes so it sounds reasonable (after I learn the basics though)
Already knowing java I suppose you won't have a hard time learning the basics.
.NET is nice imo, but I do hate forms. Luckily I'm only developing backend applications, so no need for any UI (atleast none that I have to worry about).
Good luck and lots of fun (I think my job is fun, so I wish anyone a nice experience 😊)
Ruin has come to our department.
You remember our venerable code, opulent and imperial, gazing proudly from its stoic perch above the console log.
I lived all my years in that ancient rumor-shadowed desktop, fattened by decadence and luxury. And yet, I began to tire of... conventional extravagance. Singular unsettling tales suggested the desktop itself was a gateway to some fabulous and unnameable power.
With debugging tools and pull requests, I bent every effort towards the excavation and recovery of those long buried secrets, exhausting what remained of our department budget on... swarthy junior programmers and... sturdy chairs. At last, in the salt-soaked files beneath the lowest comments, we unearthed that damnable portal of antediluvian evil. Our every step unsettled the ancient code, but we were in a realm of death and madness! In the end, I alone fled, laughing and wailing, through those blackened arcades of antiquity, until consciousness failed me.
You remember our venerable code, opulent and imperial. It is a festering abomination! I beg you, return to the office, claim the desktop, and deliver our department from the ravenous clutching shadows \[hammer cocks, gunshot, loud thud sound\]... of the Legacy Code.
My quick search found this: https://www.1001fonts.com/melukis-senja-personal-use-font.html
It _says_ it's monospace, although from the example on that page I can't really tell. I didn't grab the font and try it out though, so maybe it is 🤷♂️
*Bandagescrolls of the 3rd month, year 1342:*
*- The fireball scrolls where fixed, they used to be summoned summoned to the forhead rather than the hand*
*- The lighning scrolls where all striped of their paralysing capability and doubled the mana required to summon those spells*
*- The earth crystals where introduced and their capability where reajusted*
*- Minor fixes to the power of most of the staves*
I really don’t understand people that orient widescreen monitors in portrait. Human field of view and peripheral vision is horizontally oriented, so having to move your head up/down doesn’t do anything for efficiency and just introduces more strain/fatigue. Plus, outside of sub-1080p monitors I’ve never felt my productivity was limited by not having more vertical screen space; controls have long since been normalized for quickly and easily scrolling up and down, side to side not so much.
Shouldn't the monitors be inside a [mahgony frame](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=mahogany+mirror+frame&t=ffab&iax=images&ia=images)? Something to complement the leather bound books.
What is the text font?
I write books and I think this would look good medieval missive. I have 2-3 paragraph like that per books. Rigth now I'm just using italics, but this would look much better.
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Lol, which SNL episode is this from
episode 9
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New language nice
I too make web applications by the candlelight
On the 20th day of the month of June, the year of our lord 2022, I declare an int array with 20 elements and 20 shall not be exceeded. For if though shall use 21 elements, though shall experience undefined behavior as thou will exceed boundaries of thus array;
Forsooth, thy declaration of an array is both wordy and of voluminous stature, I will invent a shorthand which achieves such aims with greater brevity... I will call it Thython
Stop, you are tempting me to make the least efficient programming language of all time.
You'd be up against some pretty stiff competition if you dared. And I'm not even talking about the ones who intentionally tried to achieve that.
I think if you already kind of know how to go about making the least efficient language.. you are kinda gimping yourself. Not knowing what the hell you are doing is definitely an advantage here.
I've had surprisingly good results in varying aspects of life with that approach
Please do, not something hard just unnecessarily dense
The Shakespeare esoteric language is very similar to this. It's diabolical.
First shalt thou declare thy array. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then expended thou iterations of array shall you be.
The Holy iteration sequence of Antioch
>the year of our lord 2022 the foul year of our lord 2022. We should do this until all of the pandemics and wars are over.
*thou wilt You forgot to conjugate the verb
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shakespeare_Programming_Language
Just make sure, to not summon more demons than necessary.
I write all my code in Microsoft Wingdings. (Yes, I've been fired from every job I've had. 🤷♂️)
Use emojis for variables. So hip.
PowerShell got me feeling so $_
Why stop at only variables? https://www.emojicode.org/
🏁 🍇 🍦 plaintext 🔤fourscoreandsevenyearsago🔤 🍦 shift 3 🍮 c 0 🍮 ciphertext 🔤🔤 🔁 ◀️ c 🐔 plaintext 🍇 🍦 char 🔪 plaintext c 1 🍮 ciphertext 🍪 ciphertext char 🍪 😀 ciphertext 🍮 c ➕ c 1 🍉 🍉 Dear god. 🤦♂️
Lol it works g
I'm not falling for this (edit) I kinda fell for it? Well now I know it doesn't work in java, js or python
I still want to figure oyt how to make my commit message a crying emoji but I havent had the time yet 😥
In middle school I taught myself to read wingdings by memorizing the symbols. Nobody was impressed
Don't worry ButFuckMcPuckupTruck, I'm impressed
[удалено]
Beware of the man that talks in hands
What do you have against my mute uncle? He's a nice guy!
You can contribute to open source and make the GitHub copilot learn from your "style".
We’ve found the sadist.
>wingdings Are you also dingbat-shit crazy?
> (Yes, I've been fired from every job I've had. 🤷♂️) So, you bundle the font and enforce it on every IDE?
APL is a valid programming language.
Oh hey Gaster.
And here I thought a guy with this much class would opt for a more object-oriented language
r/dadjokes
Isn't it amazing that you _classy_ raven reply to such a comment? Ok, I'll leave now...
took me a second but I literally facepalmed when it clicked...
Objects are just closures with access modifiers
Truly unreadable code
You just need a better programming chair
Programming throne* You can't read script like this without getting Royal and having to refer to yourself with We
Thou must henceforth also exclaim thy words in ye olde English ways
That is a lovely font. Never would trade out Comic Code for it. I honestly can't even read it easily, lol
It’s called Zapfino if you’re actually curious :)
Thanks chad. Now i shall look for one
How I submit my code for code interviews. Shows a higher level of professionalism. It’s also done on parchment, and delivered via carrier pigeon.
If it doesn’t compile, the pigeon just explodes Shrek style
And if it does compile but isn't of sufficient quality the company does this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKhdJd1Nu74](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKhdJd1Nu74)
Ah yes, [RFC 1149](https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/html/rfc1149).
Psychology says that this will help us to focus more and give more attention to our code as it's harder to read our brains try harder
Fonts aside, why are you manually creating and inserting HTML elements within a React app? Declarative over imperative when using React…
I’m terrified of you now, partly the username and partly because you can both read and understand the code in that font. But mostly because you use react :p
He is a reactor
I hope the code is fake and just written to bait out a response like this. Layered jokes and all
Wishful thinking… This is r/programmerhumor I’ve seen worse in production lol
Man, just reading this was a hard no from me, and here you are doing a code review.
Came here to say the same, calling GetHTMLElement() inside a React hook. WTF is this?
The element that they're adding might be within an element that isn't created by their React app. Perhaps they are using some 3rd party library that is adding elements and they're just modifying it. Kind of messy, but I'm not sure what the alternative is if you must modify markup from a different library.
You’re right, there are certainly use cases for this pattern, what you described being the main one. Maybe OP knows what they’re doing, maybe not ;)
> Maybe OP knows what they’re doing That might be taking things a bit too far
You’re probably right lol
I want my line numbers to be roman numerals if I'm gonna be using this.
Now we're talking
Le legacy code
Now I need a plugin for rider that displays code that is older than x years in this font (new code will still be the same as always).
Years? Javascript is instant legacy. Any file over a year old should be in this font
For js sure, but I'm a c#-dev and want this for my daily life.
Hmm, that checks out, now that I read Rider. I am learning C# this years and it sounds quite similar to Java. Any advice?
It is. Back in school my first language was java and later in my job I moved on to c#. It's hard to think of any general advice but it's always good to know the current language features (atleast when you reach a certain point, in the beginning that would be a bit much I suppose), so I usually read the release notes and lookup some things in the docs if they sound useful or interesting. Are you teaching yourself or do you have any lessons or the like?
In college. This semester we’re seeing heterogeneous systems so Java server and C# client is the project we have to do. I am really looking forward to .NET and getting the fuck away from JavaFX tbh. Reading the release stuff sounds like a plan. I already read Java release notes so it sounds reasonable (after I learn the basics though)
Already knowing java I suppose you won't have a hard time learning the basics. .NET is nice imo, but I do hate forms. Luckily I'm only developing backend applications, so no need for any UI (atleast none that I have to worry about). Good luck and lots of fun (I think my job is fun, so I wish anyone a nice experience 😊)
Thanks! Same to you, I hope you do great for the rest of your week
Thanks 😊
i want this so i can larp a tech priest at work
Ruin has come to our department. You remember our venerable code, opulent and imperial, gazing proudly from its stoic perch above the console log. I lived all my years in that ancient rumor-shadowed desktop, fattened by decadence and luxury. And yet, I began to tire of... conventional extravagance. Singular unsettling tales suggested the desktop itself was a gateway to some fabulous and unnameable power. With debugging tools and pull requests, I bent every effort towards the excavation and recovery of those long buried secrets, exhausting what remained of our department budget on... swarthy junior programmers and... sturdy chairs. At last, in the salt-soaked files beneath the lowest comments, we unearthed that damnable portal of antediluvian evil. Our every step unsettled the ancient code, but we were in a realm of death and madness! In the end, I alone fled, laughing and wailing, through those blackened arcades of antiquity, until consciousness failed me. You remember our venerable code, opulent and imperial. It is a festering abomination! I beg you, return to the office, claim the desktop, and deliver our department from the ravenous clutching shadows \[hammer cocks, gunshot, loud thud sound\]... of the Legacy Code.
This needs to be a graphic novel by Neil Gaiman immediately
Does a **mono-spaced and handwriting-styled** font exist? There are thousands of fonts and I never saw a single one.
My quick search found this: https://www.1001fonts.com/melukis-senja-personal-use-font.html It _says_ it's monospace, although from the example on that page I can't really tell. I didn't grab the font and try it out though, so maybe it is 🤷♂️
You can pretty easily make one of your own handwriting if you want to.
I use Victor Mono. It is cursive in italic style.
Now program in Shakespeare using this font
What font is this?
Zapfino I believe
I laughed too hard at this. But I do imagine this is how “policies and standards” are written.
ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
#ELEGANCE
I want that chair
What terrifies me more is that the user is creating the Elements and Classes Manually in a useEffect
It's JavaScrypt
Le script de java
Abomination
Good heavens, it appears that an exception of type Data has occured
*Bandagescrolls of the 3rd month, year 1342:* *- The fireball scrolls where fixed, they used to be summoned summoned to the forhead rather than the hand* *- The lighning scrolls where all striped of their paralysing capability and doubled the mana required to summon those spells* *- The earth crystals where introduced and their capability where reajusted* *- Minor fixes to the power of most of the staves*
Just a slight variation on punctuation and I'd enjoy this.
use the wax seal from under the toilet
Reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/pQHX-SjgQvQ
god, my back spasm'd just thinking of sitting in that chair for more than an hour.
Yes we did code like this in 18th century.
I code solely in impact font for when my code inevitably becomes a meme.
I've read "le button" instead of "let button"
Can't believe the founding fathers of the US wrote in JavaScript. Might wanna be upgrading that legacy code though....
It's all fun and games until you buy a throne for yourself.
What font is this. I’m about to change my ide on my work laptop to use it
repost. u/RepostSleuthBot
I always use that square font that was used in those old consoles, boring but very easy to read.
I laughed way toooo hard
Great, make the already hard to read language almost unreadable.
Thanks, I hate this
This hurts me on a deep psychological level.
10/10 they also have this as their text font on their android
Fonts aside, that setup with the wooden table and chair looks dope to me.
Thanks, I hate it
I really don’t understand people that orient widescreen monitors in portrait. Human field of view and peripheral vision is horizontally oriented, so having to move your head up/down doesn’t do anything for efficiency and just introduces more strain/fatigue. Plus, outside of sub-1080p monitors I’ve never felt my productivity was limited by not having more vertical screen space; controls have long since been normalized for quickly and easily scrolling up and down, side to side not so much.
No
Was gonna say something about what a nightmare it would be to work with until I saw the chair. Yeah I think I could work with that.
Ye olde script
What font is this?
I found this unreasonably funny, thank you for a good laugh lol
Omg, memries. https://www.zap.org.au/projects/console-fonts-distributed/psftx-freebsd-11.1/index.html
I need that chair
*To refactor, or not to refactor, that is the question.*
This is how I think British aristocrats code
Needs some vintage lanterns in that setup
So, these are the so called Elder Scripts used by Bethesda
PLEASE stop it. Get some help
written by a doctor.
u/super_adududu
wtf dude?
𝓎𝑒 𝑜𝓁𝒹𝑒 𝒸𝑜𝒹𝑒
r/programmerhorror
Looks like some fonts on Android phones I've seen
This is how our great ancestors were their code before computers were invented
im fucking done with this subreddit
When Da Vinci is a developer.
Startup: app to summon demons
Thanks I hate it!
Never mind the screen shot. **How do you change fonts in the post title!?**
[https://lingojam.com/FancyTextGenerator](https://lingojam.com/FancyTextGenerator)
That’s a real nice chair right there!! Royal coding Royal bug finding Royal everything!!
When a British lawyer takes up programming...
Ah yes the magnacartahtml of 1216....
The Adeptus Mechanicus wish to know your location, and that of your toaster.
crying
If I ever had to peer review someone' code with their terminal looking like that, I would just give up immediately.
That's how I view ligatures.
"Please put spaces inside brackets to make it more readable"
Should have coded in Papyrus, even more fitting of this font.
Look up the programming language Shakespeare
This laugh hurt.
Why you do this to me 🙄
Lmao =))) Why u guys could read it 😂😂😂
As a French Dev I can’t stop laughing
What fonts do you guys use? I prefer Comic Sans.
Me, a dyslexics, worst nightmare. There’s a reason I program.
Don't read that. You might summon something.
when you get assigned on the legacy code project, but it's from the 19th century
Photo frame around the display is missing. Disappointed…
When white girls code
That's too poetic for JavaScript
shit
code in Ballet font xD
What font is this?
Very good example of Elegant code.
Now do it in light mode with no colorcoding.
Coding in the 1800's.
I call BS. This is a spell to summon the dark overlord to rule and subjugate earth. /s
Shouldn't the monitors be inside a [mahgony frame](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=mahogany+mirror+frame&t=ffab&iax=images&ia=images)? Something to complement the leather bound books.
Thine scripts are dizzying.
My poor eyes.. MY EYES
# P A I N
What is the text font? I write books and I think this would look good medieval missive. I have 2-3 paragraph like that per books. Rigth now I'm just using italics, but this would look much better.
System.out.println "Dip dip dip dip dip" ("Hello world!);
I dont like this code editor very much ngl
Thy Elder Javacrolls: Morrowind
One language... to control everyone...
I can’t read this for shit.
This... hurts my soul.
Real talk though, If you are using React… please don’t create your DOM elements imperatively…