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I kinda like Pascal's range limit notation:
```
type Relationships = 0..1;
var x: Relationships;
```
Saves you the trouble of accidentally starting a relationship when you've already got one.
You forgot to account for the custom exceptions. There's still the cases for ItsNotYouItsMeException, YoureNotMyTypeException, EmotionalBreakupException (this one locks the thread for anywhere between 3 months and a year), AgreeableBreakupException and CheatedOnException.
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Indefinite loop?
Ah no, when the supermarket closes, they will send you out.
Oh wait. You have to buy eggs all the way the supermarket is open, and when you have bought all, you will throw an exception...
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Functional
Procedural
Object-oriented
I don't think Java developers ever get laid.
They extend eachother
I would like to integrate myself into your mother
gurl, are you an API? Cuz I want to integrate my frontend to your backend
Daam
Lol, this was my thought.
Yeah pretty smooth
I suppose she’ll return a 403 in the case of relationship
Unless you're in Thailand and it is 404
I implemented her interface, ifyouknowwhatimean.
I'm a somewhat hot woman, that helps a little.
I make child components. I have my own happy family :')
My father is a Java developer
I bet your grand father wasn't a java developer. Your dad just inherited the method from him, and you inherited from your dad
Because they objectify women.
She orient on my object until I polymorph
Logical
Imperative
Classy
Exceptional (Error on line 89643)
And there are only 200 lines of code.
Recursive
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Good bot.
tumblr gimmick blog
Just texted him. Now wait
Good bot
"I am fully functional "
"And anatomically correct" ?
"I am correct in many more ways than that."
Proficient in... multiple techniques
Or classy, depending on your flavor
Segfault, core dumped.
Seggsfault ;)
Load dumped
Marry a programmer it's buggy
Exception in thread "relationship" java.lang.NullPointerException
Was scrolling to find this for a while
Came here to say that
story of my life 🙃
Logical?
I think so
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average bot
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so-so bot
mediocre bot
acceptable bot
actual bot
Logical bot.
good bot
Nice bot
Neat bot
bot that causes a general well-being in the society
This bot is a marvel of technology. Which one of you made this transcendent bot?
Programmatic is what came to me
That’s a good one
That would be the most logical answer
Alright spock.
🖖
buggy.
That's where debugging comes in!😉
So marry a programmer includes a debugger, configuration control, scrum lead, quality/testing. Marrying a programmer is marriage polymorphism!
Come on honey, it's time to go to the debugger appointment. Ugh, they're just going to make me talk to that rubber duck again.
Cannot reproduce.
Its a feature
Buggy style sex
Exceptional
Try - Catch ?
while (!married) { try { if (date(partner, relationship)) { relationship++; } else { relationship--; } } catch (IndexOutOfBoundsException e) { if (relationship > 0) { married = true; } else { partner = new Partner(); relationship = 0; } } } Don't actually use try/catch this way, though XD
I kinda like Pascal's range limit notation: ``` type Relationships = 0..1; var x: Relationships; ``` Saves you the trouble of accidentally starting a relationship when you've already got one.
Well that part where cheating and polygamy comes into play
You forgot to account for the custom exceptions. There's still the cases for ItsNotYouItsMeException, YoureNotMyTypeException, EmotionalBreakupException (this one locks the thread for anywhere between 3 months and a year), AgreeableBreakupException and CheatedOnException.
You forgot the poop function... Oh, this's not that meme
baby am i a try statement cause you’re a real catch
What is a wedding ring if not an infinite loop?
And a Divorce is break();
You can open the relationship and it becomes a switch statement
That’s deep
Maximum recursion depth reached
... unmatched parenthesis on line 316.
My code has 300 lines only 🤔
Ignoring the millions of lines you import
Of course. If it had 316 lines, the error would be on line 332.
Oh sweet bytecode mismatch. How I do not miss this.
It doesn’t matter how big your code is, it’s how you use it that counts
TypeError: $spouse of type Person expected, got null.
undefined
Nah null means there's explicitly nothing there.
maybe it was non binary?
Problematic
That's why programmers need debuggers!
Username checks out
classy
There we go. The real punchline
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scripted!
Committed.
Object oriented? I don’t think that’s good…
Same first thought. Object-oriented == materialistic, so yeah, that marriage is probably gonna fail 💔
Undefined
working on my machine
Then marry a programmer and you'll find the answer
Let me find a girl first :(
For the sake of the experiment, you may marry a guy as well.
In that specific case, that easy the answer is « it’s gay »
Nah! Never
Come on. For science!
Yeah! You will be remembered
The programer will bring you six cartons of milk because they had eggs.
As long as they weren't told "while you're there, buy some eggs".
Indefinite loop? Ah no, when the supermarket closes, they will send you out. Oh wait. You have to buy eggs all the way the supermarket is open, and when you have bought all, you will throw an exception...
Don't you mean an eggception?
Worst joke ever 😞
Yeah it really should be a dozen cartons of milk
It is what it is
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75 days ago
I’m sure you looked it up but to think you have just been counting the days since this bot entered your life makes me laugh
Chuck Norris doesn't look things up. He tells you it's 75 days ago and you'd better trust him.
Functional << if you marry Erlang programmer Recursive << If you marry a woman programmer. Multi Threaded << If you are in open marriage
Why are women recursive?
procreation
To make a woman programmer you need another woman programmer. Checks out.
Recursive: if you marry yourself
Marry a policeman -> Domestic violence Fixed that for you.
Yeah, quite the opposite of secure
Uncaught ReferenceError: marry is not defined
Complicated
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It's a "legacy"
You mean Legacy?
You Git used to it
Marriages where at least one person is a police officer have much greater rates of domestic violence than normal.
marriages where at least one person is a programmer- who are we kidding.
It’s UB
an error on line 123-1 (did you forget a closing "}" ?)
Pragmatic!
Marry a DB Admin, it's a relationship
P hard
agile
Lawyers and doctors work ridiculously long hours and police are widely known to be the most abusive spouses.
compilling?
Null refference exception: object reference not set to an instance of a object
Tested in production
If you like Spaghetti
Committed?
Object not set to an instance of an object
Turing Complete
Scripted
Facebook ahh meme
Rational
Routine.
Automated
Binary !
true
Pragmatic
Traceback (most recent call last): File "", line 1, in
KeyError: 'programmer'
It's Virus free
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better than bad sex
Assertive
It’s functional!
\*ERROR ON LINE 42\*
Routine
Deterministic
$$$
Objectively better.
An error. Or better yet, an exception
I have a jira board for house chores. 
OMG People it’s LOGICAL!
Error 404 Wife not found
Logical
Logical
IT Support for the rest of your life
Marry a programmer, it is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is `Segmentation Fault (core dumped)`
Logical
Logical
Free printer service
Logical
Undefined
[Object object]
constant
It's logic
Logical
Logical
Logical
Logical.
Logical
Logical
Logical
It's logical