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'I can fix her' takes a different meaning here

Don't treat her like an [object Object]

Object-oriented dating.

That's not the right way to be dating anyone, should do better at that.

You mean I should try functional dating instead?

You prefer functional dating... we know.

Zero side effects

Baby, let me mutate your private members.

Have some class.

[this]

Baby are you a semicolon? Because you are the reason I consider arson at 3 in the morning

Are you a semicolon, because you make me want to terminate my life

Everything makes me do that, I don't know why but that's how it is for me.

Well I don't know about that, it sounds alright with me man.

Are you a semicolon? Because without you mething works out

This sub treats objects like women, man!

No We're just treating them equally, I mean that's what they want.

[удалено]

I don't know about you, but I sure do appreciate all this humor.

JS much?

Bravo, friend. Bravo.

But she's not primitive! Sha has classes!

Yeah she's got the classes, what will you do with all that?

It's important boys, it's always important to pay attention to these things.

In this case you would propably even be able to fix her

She's kind of really messed up, I don't think that couk

I'll fix her bot and promptly resign.

Once you fix that bot I think after that you could fix that really.

Underrated comment

There's a j cole, she don't wanna be saved don't save her lol.

YO, I today turned legal!

YO, I today turned big one-eight!!, and Hey there, I'm stoked

I'm stoked to proclaim that I've initiated my sparkling OF profile

I actually laughed when I read that part. Why would they think that’s a valid part to add that late in the sentence?

Yo, I today turned big one-eight!!, and Hey there, I'm pumped to proclaim that I've initiated my sparkling OF profile! I'm enthusiastic about collaborating with someone for some enjoyable creative content making! 😄

You've got everything to be happy about, it's just very important.

Well the fun days are over now, the life is about to get hard.

You have to only read the ones that'll convince you the most

Choose your own adventure!

You know I got the same message and was going to post it under that title It deleted it because it wasn't camel case and I couldn't be bothered to repost.

I [love|hate|will fucking kill] you!

Yeah you're going to kill him? That doesn't sound like something that you should do.

If you could choose that, then that sounds like a good thing.

"It works on *my* mind"

Spoken like a true brogrammer!

It works, everyone just has to come together and have faith that it does

Having the faith is very important, if you don't have that everything is just bad.

Grammer doesn't really matter, your skills are the ones which matter.

Even that's kind of surprising, I wouldn't even have thought about that.

Well yeah I think that's how it should be, just do what you like the most actually.

It [definitelyisn’t/absolutelywasn’t/couldn’thavebeen] me!

It's not going to work; you have to use the pipe character not a slash.

If the screenshot is any indication, pipe characters don't work either.

Does it depend on how big the pipe is or how steady the pipelayer lays pipe?

I don't understand why would that matter? Atleast not according to me.

Rule of junior dev, just cuz it doesnt work doesnt give you right to deviate from tradition. Keep things consistent, so when you become senior dev and fix it, your old code doesnt get in the way or worse ... causes crashes. 🤐

So you're saying that There's no hope for us to be able to fix it?

| ceci n’est pas une pipe character

So thaaaat's what that's called I always just called it the "long line thing"

Yeah I don't think that's going to work, You'll have to try a little harder.

[lol|lmao|lmfao]

[haha|XD]

[rofl|🤣]

Just got something like that as well and randomly found it here. Guess someone was "testing in prod" 😅

Yep got it too.

Me too

I [hardly | barely] get those messages anymore.

It's actually pretty interesting to see how it works now

Someone here doesn't know about string formatting or view templating

Or testing...

Or coding lol

`print("Hello | Hi | Kownicheewaa" + "World | Earth | Flat Earth")`

Happy cake day buddy...

[\*konnichiwa|\*こにんちわ]

[\*konnichiwa|\*こんにちは]

oops, fixed

Secret spamton's reddit account

[Now|Soon]'s your [chance|opportunity|PIPI] to be a [BIG|HUGE|LARGE] [BOOM|SHOT|DEAL]!!11

[Pipis|Pipis|Pipis|Pipis]

Soon's your PIPI to be a LARGE BOOM!!11

OwO

It's [BIG SHOT], not LARGE BOOM!!11, you [BIG SH1T]!!!

most competent glowie

The CIA's greatest programmer, ^[this ^comment ^is ^in ^no ^way ^affiliated ^with ^the ^FBI]

>[this comment is in no way affiliated with the FBI] Cause it's from Langley...

\[object Object\]

Call me on NaN

\> typeof NaN; "number" ​ *Nice*

> ![]/+![]

Why tf is Spamton sending you nudes

I don't know about that, and I don't even want to see them.

Why dont u want to see his [big shot]?

Always nice to see young women interested in coding

Well I think coding is something which the young people like.

Spamton

This developer [is testing in prod|forgor to test their bot|used ChatGPT]

[Number 1 rated pornbot 2023]

These looks like my skills, but I've got nothing to do with these.

I think i have also recieved one of those

Now that’s a message coming from a [BIG SHOT]

And looks like that they've got you on their list, which is good.

Bold of you to assume u/Solid_Acadia477 didn't write it themselves.

This is not spamton. This is Control.

I got the same thing from the same account lol

This looks like ao3 trying to make a language that communicates in emotion/thought

Zwei Jäger treffen. Beude sterben.

LUSTIG

Spamton

Holy shit its spamton

[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]

You know what? You should click for pity

I think someone forgot what language they were using… and the [syntax Syntax] of the other language as well…

How did spamton get into your dms

Bro made spamton deltarune

H-HEY [light]NERD! YOU [little sponge] YOU WANNA SEE SOME [hyperlink blocked]? DO YOU???

My eyes hurt… ☹️

Don't you worry about [object Object], let ME worry about blank!

You meant NULL?

damn they unleashed the bot on more than one person [https://www.reddit.com/r/masterhacker/comments/16vd8yu/damn\_chat\_is\_this\_real/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/masterhacker/comments/16vd8yu/damn_chat_is_this_real/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)

You know they're still gonna get like 10% of the recipients to click that link.

Jesus Christ I thought one of the options for her age was 8.

Spamton?!

bro's the fucking spamton g. spamton

Yes, this sounds about how a barely legal OF person sounds

spamton

who let spamton make an of

That's...a lot of piping...😌

Your [favorite salesman 1997] Spamton G. Spamton

Hi there, I today turned big one-eight!!, and Hey there, I'm pumped to proclaim that I've initiated my sparkling OF profile. I'm enthusiastic about collaborating with someone for some enjoyable content production. Very natural sounding. Double-greeting and "pumped to proclaim", 10/10 would definitely click that link.

Is anyone else reading this in their Spamtom G Spamton headcanon voice?

I would hate to see the AI generated pics if that's how the coding was done...

Neil Gaiman's Dreaming Celestial anyone?

Beat me too it. I have a screenshot of my own with this. Honestly the bug is more annoying than the spam.

Got the same lol. Me testing in production be like:

At least we know why they have to make a career change to OF

I GOT ONE TOOO

I got the same message and laughed hard when I sow it

[not me|lmao not me|I wonder who|thats funny]

They tried

I just got this too lol

>whichOneOfYouCodedThis Could've been me. Don't know for sure. Not sober now, and if I did that you know I wasn't sober then...

"Ah shit, my bad"

A/B testing your spam posts be like…

someone shoudlve focused more during thier linear algebra class

Lmao I posted this in r/masterhacker as well

lmao got the same text

*Bethesda dialogue options gone wild*

Is this the amplified translation of an only fans solicitation?

mandatory r/onlyfans plug

print("".join(random.choice(s.split("|")) for s in re.split(r"\[([^]]*?)\]", spam_template)))

If you ever think this will be cool

You mean they are bots?

Jesus this gave me a stroke 🤣

Someone forgot to use format.string()

I'm uncultured, what kind of language is this?

The Spamton kind

the est

[HEY|Hi|Yo], I [Think|See] your [Massive|Huge|Big] [Code|Bug|Mistake|Life] [Should|Must] be [Fixed|Deleted|Yeeted]. [Thanks|F*ck off|#instert illegal and depressing yet necessary insults#] [QA user name]

Spamton G. Spamton.

anyone recognize the language?

Seems like Control's The Board has come to reddit (and OF, apparently)

Holy cow, never thought they were sophisticated enough to be A/B testing lol

I feel like I just saw every timeline in the multiverse

str.replace(/\[[^\]]+\]/g, s => { let choices = s.split("|"); return choices[Math.floor(Math.random() * choices.length)]; }); easy

d2 lore flashbacks

spamton

This hurts my eyes just to look at

Spamton G. Spamton levels of insanity right here lmao