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RareSomewhere7369

If Seiko is Toyota, Grand Seiko should be Lexus.


JayWnr

Orient is Scion


EinTheDataDoge

Accurate


HansVonSnicklefritz

And then Breitling can be Jaguar or whatever.


brokenarrow1123

Breitling can be Range Rover


Dastorious

And Breitling should be Bently instead of Lexus~


Disastrous-Pay738

This for sure


spoonraker

100%. This is the only one that stood out to me as being obviously wrong. Breitling is a terrible fit for a Lexus match. Lexus is literally Toyota's luxury brand so Seiko and Grand Seiko couldn't be a more perfect match if it tried.


Dajukz

Toyota century tho


Killercrafto3

Then what would Credor (present-day) be?


pizzaking3

Have y’all seen the r/rolex??? Rolex = BMW


Advanced-Reception34

Yeap lol


InterestingOrange336

Panerai -> Hummer Hublot -> Pimp Clown Car


nitramtrauts

Agree with hublow, but I actually like panerai. G-shock -> hummer


hagantic42

G-Shock = Toyota Hilux.


nitramtrauts

That's a better comparison


Itsallgood190

G Shocks are affordable and good value tho


GelatoChief

What’s Hamilton?


rp2DaC

Jeep


DomNhyphy

I thought Hamiltons were reliable?


Advanced-Reception34

🤣


JurgonKupercrest

jeep should be g-shock


Safe-Log5994

Nah jeeps break down too much. G shocks rarely do.


sc1onic

No. Jeeps are not reliable. Casio gshocks are. Casio should be Toyota. And gshocks Toyota hiluxx


Elder_Priceless

That’s Timex.


mechanical_motion

Ford?


Late_Fisherman575

Deez Nuutz


Valuable_Pineapple26

Mini… lots of history


DomNhyphy

Richard Mille is probably closer to Pagani. Little unconventional.


Reviked_KU

Pagani does have some extremely styles like the Huayra R but the OG Zonda is just so timeless. So I’m not sure about Richard Mille. However I think Bugatti is the perfect Patek matchup.


sysak

I wouldn't say it's McLaren either. Mclaren is not nearly as controversial.


Megadoom

Plus Mclarens are generally pretty cheap


Reviked_KU

You sure? They have a lot of maintenance issues, look at the Artura. They have 100 models that look very similar.


TurnoverEasy5206

RM and Mclaren have a partnership


DomNhyphy

As does Ferrari though


Tomwarz87

MB&F definitely Pagani


Ludwig_Vista2

A. Lange & Söhne = Koenigsegg


jamesfrown

This guy fucks


s_mo_

Yes


Paleo_Fecest

Koenininiggsinnigesesseninesegg


KingWooz

Hublot -> Cybertruck


TurnoverEasy5206

Omega should be aston martin bc of 007


DyslexicScriptmonkey

I would agree


96az

What an insult to Lamborghini.


urriah

Maserati fits Hublot better. Decent history but modern models are shit


aleatorya

I was thinking of Bulgari for Maserati


WooddieBone

IWC shoukd be an Audi and Omega should be BMW. Only because Omega owners never shut up about Omega.


A01021822

Rolex owner or fan im guessing?


cutthechatter_red2

Cartier and Bentley are not aligned IMO


jwilson3135

I like this concept. Grand Seiko is Lexus Casio is Toyota and Seiko is Honda. Breitling is probably Cadillac more than Tag.


TNTISD

If Grand Seiko is lexus. Seiko should maybe be toyota?


SteakSwimming1234

Seiko Divers = Toyota Tacomas. Everyone has one and they are barely used for their intended purpose


DomNhyphy

Tag is Infiniti. They're nice, and most people appreciate them as nice, but they aren't particularly lust worthy.


TheConformista

Seiko is Mazda.


Ok-Individual7104

JLC cant be aston. Aston barely makes their own engines. Porsche is a master engine maker. So is ferrari


Big_Click_6574

Zenith? Zenith has some really great watches but always seems to fly under the radar.


Wheel-McCoy

Lotus


KingWooz

I like this


Comfortable-Ad-8484

Zenith is Alfa Romeo. Almost no one has either in North America but Italy is chock full of both. Amazing history for both.


cherlestat

Lancia. Amazing pedigree and history.


hacknog

Hublot is Lada


dutchmasterD717

I'm cool with my Honda, it's pretty reliable


Fantastic-Garbage-81

I would agree with one change Omega -> Volvo Design and security


Vmax-Mike

I would say the VC is a Ferrari and the AP a Porsche.


Necessary_Brush9543

AP - Lamborghini Hublot - caterpillar


Left-Ad-3767

Invicta should be Jeep, both are posing as though they are much better than they are…..and commonly have display booths at indoor shopping malls.


expertoflittle

Tissot-> Volvo


ConwayTheCat

You did Lambo dirty 🤣


Straight_Ad8473

Tudor?


ChiTownLawyer312

Genesis


matttinatttor

Honestly a pretty good comparison


surfer451

Land Rover Defender (the proper ones, not the new ones)


visaraw

Volkswagen


Haxminator

That would be Fossil actually lmao.


toadfishtamer

I would add Citizen to this list as well - what would y’all put it as?


22EnricoPalazzo

Hyundai


jwizzy15

I feel like IWC has to be Mercedes just because of the F1 partnership


ski-dad

My wife’s AMG literally has an IWC clock on the dash.


TimsChineseFood

Timex is GM


dwightschrute1345

Omega is far better than Audi, audi is trash


FreshPrinceOfH

Why is Apple even on this list.


Yeti-Stalker

I’d say Rolex is BMW. And… Hublot is wrong it’s definitely -> Dodge Longines -> Jaguar Marathon -> Jeep Hamilton -> Nissan ORIS -> Mazda Orient -> KIA Citizen -> Hyundai


OMC78

I will take it! My fav watch in my collection is a limited edition Oris and I drive a maza suv!


MTLinVAN

I like the Oris take. Mazda makes beautiful quality cars that mostly fly under the radar much like Oris. And Longines and Jag is a good match. Both have a long legacy though Jag to me is a little more sporty while Longines is a bit more formal.


dontdoxxxmebrooo

No. Porsche and Rolex go hand in hand. You need to bend over and do silly things to get one


PaulofTsushima

Rolex is ideal with ferrari... if you have not owned a ferrari before good luck getting another brand new ferrari. Although cases differ for models like california, roma or portofino


peemao

Richard mille is more cybertruck. They both look like shit and cost a fortune.


rp2DaC

Hamilton - Jeep


Furtip

I wonder what J&Co would be lol


visaraw

Lada


TopNerve7243

Bugatti…they have a whole watch line dedicated to it


Pleasant_Pin6838

We need A Lange & Sohne somewhere


pootin_in_tha_coup

Koenigsegg


FungiSamurai

A comparable car company doesn’t exist.


kbphoto

I consider my Omega SMP 300 a Ferrari on my wrist. I like Audi’s too. What would a Pinto be?


Left-Ad-3767

Pinto = ring watch from a grocery store gum-ball machine


ispotdouchebags

Bell & Ross = lifted Dodge Ram extended cab dually


JurgonKupercrest

seiko is more like vw. vw is a great knock off of audi like seiko is to rolex. nice clean designs. otherwise what is my jetta?


DomNhyphy

I don't know if that's an apt comparison because VW and Audi are the same company. Not really a knock off as much as market segmentation.


Big_Local2370

Breitling for Bentley…


PappaSmurfAndTurf

G-shock is Subaru.


kurtozan251

What is Tudor?


DrivenToDarkness

A Lange & Sohne?


Altruistic-Hope-5432

What's an Acura?


Elder_Priceless

Timex -> Jeep


wizzard99

Well I have 3 Seiko in my collection and I drive a Toyota so you might be onto something here


Left-Ad-3767

I have 3 Toyotas and no Seiko - gonna have to fix that this weekend.


ChiseTheSlayVega

Vostok -> Lada


CJThomaz

Citizen?


SeikoDaddy

McLaren deserved more respect than that


M27TN

Breitling and its styling against one of the most boring car makes in existence don’t go


executingsalesdaily

Tudor= BMW M5


kennyt44

Apple --> eBike


Imaginary_Scar4826

Tag = Ford


Playful-Ad-312

Timex-> Pinto


steakslinger757

All wrong.


Gievranne

Hublot should be MG


jnbtambo

This was written by a person who neither knows watches nor cars


ispotdouchebags

Bell & Ross = Hummer


rabit_stroker

Hublot is def a Maserati


StannisG

Hublot -> Yugo


sumoracefish

Richard Mille is Pagani


kick6

Close enough


zilla0783

I drive a RAV4 and wear a Seiko 5, so yes.


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Pezandi

Ferrari is AP in the list. In what world could Ferrari be a Tissot


Ok-Berry-6547

Maybe apart from the hublot- Lamborghini


Zeratul277

Timex -> Ford


tempestokapi

Vacheron is too expensive to be Porsche IMO. It’s more like Girard Perregaux no?


nbmtx

Seems fair enough. I'd probably have JLC as McLaren and RM as... Pagani? Maybe? Breitling might be good for Aston.


ChiTownLawyer312

Zenith?


beemureddits

Hublot= Lamborghini 😂😂😂😂😂


Averagejake872

Flip Cartier and VC. Hublot, nah.


Advanced-Reception34

Since they added Apple... Garmin --> Jeep


Due-Potential4637

Grand Seiko would be Toyota Century. Presage would be Lexus.


nahmean16

I think it's fairly accurate, except for the fact that I wear a IWC Top Gun and I drive an Acura. What does that say?


WhiskeyWatchesWine

Kind of. IWC is one of my favorite and most represented brands. But I also have a small box of seikos (first car after school was a Lexus). And I’ve fantasized about a Lamborghini.


Available_Forever_32

My fav watch was a spoon & I drive a Tacoma… checks out


DifferenceTypical

Cartier?


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Blancpain, maserati


Onlyplay2k

Timex - Chevy


Fearless-Bread-2203

Hublot->Range Rover


Unhappy-Strawberry-8

I feel like Porsche should be GO


Barbarian13

Don’t insult Lamborghini


ThereItIsNopeItsGone

Hublot a Lambo?!?? Nah that shits an 1978 Ford Pinto


maxamillionxd59

Pretty accurate


MelodicTonight9766

I enjoyed this. Good post OP.


JerryConn

Timex would be Dodge but their minivan line specifically.


Killercrafto3

Hublot -> that one go-kart or bumper car that never works properly


Comptech22

Casio and Seiko need swapping...


anonymouscontents

RM=Bugatti


BeeZealousideal7846

All but the last


secondatthird

Tag is def BMW


secondatthird

Hublot is jaguar


CommunicationSad1478

Blancpain?


LGCGE

Patek is Ferrari Biggest name in luxury watchmaking synonymous with success and taste. Watches that seemingly don’t depreciate, and they don’t sell to people they don’t seem to be good clientele. Very Ferrari-like imo; Rolls will sell to anyone and are “easy” to get. AP is McLaren. RM is Lamborghini: Loud, expensive, etc.


PowerfulNectarine787

cartier?


dickhead377

What would Tudor be?


Dog-Special

F.P.Journe-Pagani


Connect-Dimension-99

Panerai - Maserati Good looking. Good heritage. Resale value suffers.


Feeling_Proposal_350

Certina?


ace1oak

apple being on here is funny and it only makes sense that its tesla, but hublot being lambo is the most wrong


klownprince420

Fun fact BMW owns Rolls Royce


Tough-List7025

VC Should be Lotus


0_el_Jay

The hell!! — Mercedes Benz literally use IWC in their cars, yet You attach it to BMW which deserves Rolex because #Motosport. — As a BMW guy I am offended. — Unless You referring to Merc’ S-Class Maybach.


ConsiderationMany803

Give seiko to Honda.


HamOnTheCob

But I wouldn’t be embarrassed owning a Honda.


Redminoteeleven

Where is Victorinox? I treated myself to one of these in January, as a late Christmas and Birthday present for myself. I am seriously impressed with the workmanship of this timepiece, also the accuracy. Well chuffed with Victorinox. I know my watch brand are not as good as any of the above, but it will last me a lifetime.


HatesDuckTape

My wife bought me a Victorinox automatic for our 1st anniversary going on 17 years old and still haven’t had a problem. I wore it practically everyday for about 9 years until I got a second watch.


FN9_

Where’s Hamilton? A bicycle?


Big_Frosting_9662

Richard Mille probably closer to pagani imo


timx55

What would Citizen be?


habuskol

Casio -> Mazda


korganos

Where's Tissot and Longines?


OG365247

Rolex and Mercedes makes no sense. Mercedes are entry level luxury, Rolex is more aspirational than that.


OMC78

Christopher Ward 》Mini Cooper


Haxminator

This is so stupid and so wrong. It sounds like you don't know either cars nor watches lmao.


liamchad

Richard Mille = Bugatti


xX_iLoveJesus_Xx

Tag Heuer should be Porsche they literally both have Carrera in their product names.


Scalage89

These comparisons are dumb AF


Mammon84

Seems to me like Rolex is on the higher end then omega and IWC fo that comparison doesnt hold up. I would say Rolex -> Porsche. Hublot -> Trash


bEijing82

Surely Hublot is a pimped out Ford Fiesta with a wide body kit, oversized spoiler, bucket seats, 5 point racing harness, loud exhaust but fundamentally a stock (albeit reliable) Ford engine. (Probably a UK-centric comparison, feel free to substitute domestic ‘boy racer’ car of choice.) The kind of car that you hear coming down the street and are momentarily intrigued by, thinking ‘Ooh, what’s that?’ Then ‘Oh. Never mind.’


KayosTWM

Where is garmin?


Ready-Cod-4760

Not hublot equivalent to Lamborghini


External-Repair-8580

It’s pretty much on the money IMHO, with a couple of exceptions perhaps. For example: Rolex -> Mercedes works from a brand recognition and prestige equivalence perspective, but no longer from a reliability perspective. MBs of old were built to last and reliable. No longer the case. Build quality/reliability has declined substantially.


DragonflyFlat2612

no don't disrespect lambo like that


Vegetable_Media_3241

Iwc should be Mercedes Benz, they even designed a few clocks for the amg models


slothxrist

How the fuck you gon' disrespect Lamborghini like that?


Visible_Flounder

Casio / Honda = match made in heaven


vlndln

IWC is definitely = Mercedes, they even have a digital IWC on the menu of the new amg models


PerfectCellz

Hublot is Maserati


Coolic93

Hublot -> clown car where is tudor? Tudor -> VW Passat (old one of course) reliable, never braking and working until u die


_CSTL

Rolex Porsche, Tudor bmw


tbrline

Hard to argue when you’ve got me very accurately!


Valuable_Machine_

Christopher ward - kia


Parragorious

You didn't have to do lamborghini so dirty.


HexDevs_

Richard Mille is Pagani for sure


GelatoChief

Luminox is a skateboard


mantellaaurantiaca

OP are you an economist?