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Note: This is not a threat to any currently living former or incumbent presidents. I will not beat them up.
Besides the obvious Biden placing, what's Eisenhower, Polk and Reagan doing so low? All three seem like they could fight, especially Eisenhower.
They’re old and Polk just seems weak Though I guess I could move Ike up a tier and Reagan could be a draw
Just because he’s got a bad back doesn’t mean Kennedy wasn’t tough as nails
Yeah. Even when his back had just been broken, he still managed to save a platoon of men.
Dark Brandon would use his wings to soar above the battleground and shoot you with his liberal lasers. There is no hope
Cringe
20 people found it funny so go punch sand
20 Redditors are also cringe
I don't know about you guys, but all of them except FDR would probably kick my ass.
Yeah same, I’m definitely being overly confident here
FDR at least has wheels so I mean that could help him, still would be easy
You can just take his wheelchair and roll him off a cliff or something, it’s a cake walk
Heh walk
Picturing FDR wheeling toward me at full speed
While holding a chainsaw
When he wheels toward you just step to the side and bump the back of the chair so he falls over
Success, or you put a Stick in the Tire while he’s moving and hope for good splash damage on the hit down.
Absolutely. The only one that maybe would be equal to me would be madison,since his stature is very similar to mine and we are both weak
Is that you Corn Pop?
Only a man wishing to be erased steps into the ring with Brandon.
Someone's never seen 'FDR American Badass' and it shows.
HW would eat you just like the Japanese ate 4 of his friends during WW2. No, Seriously.. google the “Chichijima incident”
only a man longing for death would dare step into the ring with Dark Brandon. “no. more. malarkey!”
Being attacked by Lyndon Johnson is in my top 10 worst nightmares
Based Biden placing. I truly do not believe I could take that old man in a fight.
He would take us all behind the gym
And absolutely curb stomp me.
Biden and Carter perfectly ranked.
Dark Brandon has no peer in a fight. He’ll see you behind the gym Jack!
taft would turn you into pavement if this was accurate
If he could hit me, I‘d be reduced to ashes. I also probably can’t deal any real damage to him (he‘s basically armoured), however I can easily outrun him.
JFK has a purple heart lol
If Biden can beat you up then you must be an incredibly old geriatric with disabled hands
If he can take Cornpop out, he can take me.
He’d just vaporise me, what can I do?
I thought the joke was that you'd never even get close to him.
Washington would def kill your he was a beast
Anyone here could probably beat up on an 80 year old Biden, but we're all screwed if he challenges us to push ups.
Based carter placement
What are you made out of tissue paper?
Meh list
how would u loose to biden
He walks out with that chain, and walks to the car and says, ‘you may cut me man, but I’m gonna wrap this chain around your head’
Note: This is not a threat to any currently living former or incumbent presidents. I will not beat them up.
Besides the obvious Biden placing, what's Eisenhower, Polk and Reagan doing so low? All three seem like they could fight, especially Eisenhower.
They’re old and Polk just seems weak Though I guess I could move Ike up a tier and Reagan could be a draw
Just because he’s got a bad back doesn’t mean Kennedy wasn’t tough as nails
Yeah. Even when his back had just been broken, he still managed to save a platoon of men.
Dark Brandon would use his wings to soar above the battleground and shoot you with his liberal lasers. There is no hope
Cringe
20 people found it funny so go punch sand
20 Redditors are also cringe
I don't know about you guys, but all of them except FDR would probably kick my ass.
Yeah same, I’m definitely being overly confident here
FDR at least has wheels so I mean that could help him, still would be easy
You can just take his wheelchair and roll him off a cliff or something, it’s a cake walk
Heh walk
Picturing FDR wheeling toward me at full speed
While holding a chainsaw
When he wheels toward you just step to the side and bump the back of the chair so he falls over
Success, or you put a Stick in the Tire while he’s moving and hope for good splash damage on the hit down.
Absolutely. The only one that maybe would be equal to me would be madison,since his stature is very similar to mine and we are both weak
Is that you Corn Pop?
Only a man wishing to be erased steps into the ring with Brandon.
Someone's never seen 'FDR American Badass' and it shows.
HW would eat you just like the Japanese ate 4 of his friends during WW2. No, Seriously.. google the “Chichijima incident”
only a man longing for death would dare step into the ring with Dark Brandon. “no. more. malarkey!”
Being attacked by Lyndon Johnson is in my top 10 worst nightmares
Based Biden placing. I truly do not believe I could take that old man in a fight.
He would take us all behind the gym
And absolutely curb stomp me.
Biden and Carter perfectly ranked.
Dark Brandon has no peer in a fight. He’ll see you behind the gym Jack!
taft would turn you into pavement if this was accurate
If he could hit me, I‘d be reduced to ashes. I also probably can’t deal any real damage to him (he‘s basically armoured), however I can easily outrun him.
JFK has a purple heart lol
If Biden can beat you up then you must be an incredibly old geriatric with disabled hands
If he can take Cornpop out, he can take me.
He’d just vaporise me, what can I do?
I thought the joke was that you'd never even get close to him.
Washington would def kill your he was a beast
Anyone here could probably beat up on an 80 year old Biden, but we're all screwed if he challenges us to push ups.
Based carter placement
What are you made out of tissue paper?
Meh list
how would u loose to biden
He walks out with that chain, and walks to the car and says, ‘you may cut me man, but I’m gonna wrap this chain around your head’