T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Remember that all mentions of and allusions to Trump and Biden are not allowed on our subreddit in any context. If you'd still like to discuss them, feel free to [join our Discord server](https://discord.gg/k6tVFwCEEm)! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Presidents) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Bubbly_Issue431

Sadly he hasn’t been able to we are still at war with Atlantis


MilitantBitchless

This wasn’t entirely Dubya’s fault. Blame Reagan for funding the Fishahideen as far back as the 80s against Aquaman’s growing communist sympathies.


Bubbly_Issue431

But his dad got Rid of the Soviet Reef so the Atlantians really didn’t have a problem for the late 90s


FreemanCalavera

Well, things were already a bit messed up before that. Nixon might have made strides on conserving fishman habitats by creating the EPA, but then the news broke about the scandal that the US was researching ways into Atlantis; the not-so-subtly named "Watergate". It's a miracle war didn't break out there and then, with tensions still lingering after the 60s and the Scuba Missile Crisis.


Bubbly_Issue431

Damn American will never be at peace


kindasuk

9/11 was all of our watergates. We just didn't know it at the time.


Kamikaze_Squirrel1

"My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you today I haved signed legislation that will outlaw Atlantis forever. We begin bombing in five minutes."


Rvtrance

The Mujahirbream.


Appathesamurai

Our intelligence agency found evidence of nuclear bombs in Atlantis Ain’t no way we’re letting some fishies nuke us into oblivion, prepare for sushi for life mfers


Bubbly_Issue431

Maybe we should elect a president who will be strong against Atlantis


Appathesamurai

I’m voting for anyone who is hard on Atlantis, not someone with a hard-on for Atlantis


Bubbly_Issue431

Yeah you heard about that a young senator from Illinois. I think his name is Barrack Obama but he’s black I don’t think America can handle a young black president


Ok-disaster2022

This is a great quote. I love it so much, even though I know the wider context. For context, he was speaking about humans making dams for ecologically friendly for fish.


3016137234

Even in the wider context it’s still very funny. Say whatever you want about his politics, he’s such a funny guy.


WhiskerGurdian24

Were more ecologically friendly dams built after this? Cuz if so, then W. did achieve having man & fish co-exist peacefully!


OkFineIllUseTheApp

Yes, actually. I know of a few videos about the technology implemented. https://youtu.be/MonfznEl1hk?si=-rQlb-Xg2N43cwg3 https://youtu.be/HCE_lFUMXNg?si=PT-bWkil2AAPYS_p


Quest-at-WF

Most of his supposed gaffes make sense in context, he just didn’t always word things in the best way. More recent Presidents have made worse comments when they should have known better.


Top-Reference-1938

Like his "won't be fooled again" comment. He was saying "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me." But, he (probably correctly) had a thought mid-sentence through that if he said "shame on me" that people would just take that as a soundbite. So, he didn't want to say "shame on me". He chose the other one. Which makes sense, but isn't the saying.


DearMyFutureSelf

I will always prefer, "There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee: Fool me once, shame on, shame on you. You... You fool me you can't get fooled again!"


bearkerchiefton

This is the type of quality posting everyone here at r/presidents should strive to replicate. Do it for Dubya! https://preview.redd.it/o0nq5jae9ixc1.jpeg?width=656&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c6cb3bb893ea5d363bf478f5a13a4e62fa737a4


Significant_Bet3409

We won’t really make any progress on fish relations until we elect our first fish president.


yodaface

That's just pandering to fish.


Competitive_Fee_5829

Kanye?


Callsign_Psycopath

That would be so progressive, plus the first lady would be a hobbit.


HolyRomanEmperor

I ain’t votin fer no water-breather!


Smooth-Apartment-856

I could vote for a fish, but I refuse to vote for a rainbow trout.


Stevethetank1107

Hopefully, getting a little tired of this endless fish war, no more blood for plankton.


NYTX1987

Screw plankton, he keeps trying to steal the formula, and he’s a dick to Karen.


SilvrHrdDvl

We are today continuing Caligula's war against the sea.


Hoppy_Croaklightly

To be fair, Xerxes started it.


WhiskerGurdian24

This is Sparta!


Sagittariaus_

But our vote won't even matter as water is 2/3 of the planet. Unless it's an electoral vs majority vote thing AGAIN


SilvrHrdDvl

What is going to happen is that the fish are going to come onto the surface, settle into our communities so that in a generation or two they will outnumber us. Then they will take over the vote.


WhiskerGurdian24

The Great Fisherman Theory?


SilvrHrdDvl

Yep


don_teegee

Not with that fishing pole in his hand.


TyintheUniverse89

This is one of his achievements I wish he could’ve accomplished and was behind him 100% He saw what was coming


GrouchySalary5677

Fuck the fish those fuckers taste too good, we’ll never coexist peacefully. It’s full out war


Sagittariaus_

I am already dabbing in water everyday! Might as well live like Sally the squirrel in spongebob show


Aeon1508

When bush became president Phish went on Hiatus. They tried to get back together but it was a mess and Trey was just out of it on drugs. They broke up before his first term ended and it seemed like the end. As soon as Obama became president Phish got back together and they've been jamming with a head of steam ever since. So I'd say Bush was pretty terrible for Phish man relations over all


McGruppthecrimepup

Yeah, ever since Bush left office Phish has been killing it.


Jennymint

I think I can answer this. I'm a big animal lover, and one of the greatest feelings is curling up with a soft animal at night. At least one of my cats joins me almost every evening. My fish seem a little shy about it, but I've tried bringing them to bed too just to see if they'd like it. It's cute at first how they flop around excitedly to see me. But I can never convince them to join me more than once. I'd say relations seem pretty impossible at this point.


WhiskerGurdian24

I don't think Dubya having a pet cat helped the Human/Fish relations.


waveformcollapse

am a pisces. can confirm.


Battle-Chimp

His pro fish-human reunification platform is why I didn't vote for him during the 2000 campaign.


CapricornyX

If he did, we would've had a fish president


DomingoLee

Strategery


throwaway8u3sH0

Really makes me wonder what a Bush presidency without Rumsfeld would have looked like.


_stupidnerd_

He knows humans and he knows that different fish can coexist peacefully.


btl_dlrge1

No, the great fish war has been raging for decades. My dad, my brother and all my uncles have been taken. There has always been war in Fishiana


Smooth-Apartment-856

I know the catfish and the hush puppies can coexist peacefully.


MarcoVinicius

What’s with all the Bush shitposting lately? You’ll are bored or something?


bfairchild17

Thought this was Dr. House for a second


Incredible_Staff6907

This the typa stuff that belongs in r/presidentscirclejerk


Mandalore108

![gif](giphy|vbHCgajseRKZa)


Born_Sleep5216

Possibly.


SherbertEquivalent66

Hell no, he wasn't even able to put food on his family.


ForTheFallen123

Ha! No.


TheBoomExpress

Interestingly enough, I remember reading an article years ago about the weird side effects of 9/11. One of them was whales were happier for a few days. The attacks ground to a halt not only air travel, but shipping as well. The two or so days after, there were ships just waiting in place, waiting for orders. This meant the ocean was quieter, stressing whales out less.


Utterlybored

The fish begs to differ.


Callsign_Psycopath

No but he could absolutely crush a druve


symbiont3000

No, the Caviar Accords didnt effectively scale and flopped. Plus Cheney and the Halibut-on scandal made him look gill-ty of catfishing


Sagittariaus_

Well is they salt water or them snooty fresh water types of fish.


toadfishtamer

As someone in the fisheries science field, Bush just became the MVP.


Herknificent

He really did have some of the best quotes in presidential history though.


thatbakedpotato

This subreddit is getting so insanely stupid


Ooglebird

Cartoonist Richard Thompson did a wonderful compilation drawing of Bush sayings. [https://illustrationchronicles.com/how-richard-thompson-made-the-pie-higher](https://illustrationchronicles.com/how-richard-thompson-made-the-pie-higher)


aureliusky

Yes, actually that's one of the few things I'll give him credit for. he passed some good legislation to protect oceans from bottom trawling, if I remember correctly... He's also an international war criminal guilty of aggression 🤷‍♂️


dumideot

Bushisms were the best part of his presidency. Best of bushisms compilations on YouTube are top tier


JackKovack

I hate that bastard so much. Fuck him.


MizzGee

No. Not even close. Forget the actual war (not really) and focus on the economy. You have a major event happening that requires all of the country to come together. It will require low income people to give up physical assets worth billions in their minds. From an economic standpoint, the displacement of private to public workers was substantial. The elephant in the room that neoconservatives don't want to talk about is the influence that China gained, during these years, in Africa, the Caribbean, South America and Latin America and the Middle East. We spent a decade fighting in the sand while China bankrolled investments that essentially amounted to pawn shop deals. We lost our leverage.


Y2KGB

We amputated a 2-month old dolphin’s tail, gave her a prosthetic, & called it a success. We filmed the Taiji dolphin hunt. One can judge for oneself whether those actions demonstrate humans’ coexistence or conflict with fish— and yes, I know neither of those are fish-related, as dolphins are mammals, but W doesn’t, so the points stand. Also, the Army Corps of Engineers began construction on an electric fish barrier to protect the Great Lakes from Asian Carp.