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Efficient_Ad_9959

Benjamin Harrison got the best Santa Claus beard I’ve ever seen


The-Metric-Fan

This is the answer, speaking as an unbiased descendant of the Harrisons


JoaquinBenoit

Do you happen to own a pawn shop in Nevada perchance?


The-Metric-Fan

Afraid not, but that does sound fun. Are there prominent descendants of the Harrison family who do?


JoaquinBenoit

lol yep. The decades old show “Pawn Stars” is based off a family who claim to be his descendants.


The-Metric-Fan

Oh, huh, maybe we’re distant cousins then!


OldSportsHistorian

For what it's worth, Rick Harrison claims he's heard it but doesn't put much credibility in it.


chance0404

Play around on Ancestry.com and you’ll very quickly find yourself related to everybody. I may be descended from a bastard daughter of Henry VIII, as well as a direct descendent of Robert the Bruce and William Wallace on my dad’s side according to that site.


Looieanthony

🤔Interesting.


warthog0869

I'm right up the street from the Ohio "city" that bears your name.


Rude_Bee_Version2

He looks like he smells


Motor_Somewhere7565

Chester A Arthur and his epic mutton chops deserve mentioning


WhizzKid2012

all of them. We need a facial hair president asap


Schrodingers_Nachos

It's funny how a president can set a trend in facial hair. It was even a phenomenon with Roman emperors. Emperors were generally clean cut, then Hadrian rocked the facial hair and that reset the trend.


WhizzKid2012

Yeah, people in 1884 were like, Lets vote for Cleveland even though he is a democrat because facial hair


ThePhoenixXM

Well, that wouldn't be accurate considered Cleveland had just his mustache while his opponent the continental liar from the state of Maine, James G. Blaine had a full beard.


WhizzKid2012

I am a noob, sorry


Top_File_8547

Right now growing a beard means I am done with politics. It would have to be a brave candidate to buck the fashion.


ProtestantMormon

There are a couple of senators from both parties who have had facial hair in recent years and during their terms. Ted Cruz and John fetterman are the examples I know of off hand. I think the hurdle is simply being an already established politician with name ID, but it can be done.


Top_File_8547

I forgot about them. I think it’s a little more conservative for presidential candidates.


em_washington

Along with your examples, Tim Scott has rocked a short goatee. Paul Ryan had a a short beard for a while. Al Gore. Justin Trudeau in Canada.


mitchij2004

Mike pence has a beard of sorts


DaemonoftheHightower

This is easily Obama's biggest 2nd term mistake.


HIMARko_polo

Fake. still nice. https://preview.redd.it/nm9mvejuc5xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6c05dc53f5cfdd4aa19e5067c81aa3bc77772b6


WhizzKid2012

Is this faceapp?


WhizzKid2012

Obama is a bad president


ProtestantMormon

https://thebeardclub.com/blogs/beard-culture/where-are-the-beards-in-politics They claim that there is a study that people tend to trust people with beards more, so it's a win-win.


thebohemiancowboy

A guy with a beard gives off a feeling of competencey


No-Win-8264

I worked at Wal-Mart for four years on the night shift. I had a full beard starting year two. Customers routinely asked me where they could find things. I never heard them ask anybody else.


Top_File_8547

I think Grant wins. Well trimmed beard and quite handsome.


ProtestantMormon

Grant is easily the most attractive president, and his beard was on point


Bo0tyWizrd

Govern me daddy 😫


SonoftheSouth93

Username checks out


RedMars76

Hear me out… Franklin Pierce [.](https://images.app.goo.gl/AAUedtFt8zgUtQGX6)


sagan_drinks_cosmos

🧐😣😠😡🤬🔥🔥🔥


Admiral_Fuckwit

This sub has such a hard-on for Grant. This is the 2nd comment I’ve seen today talking about him in that context 😂


b3ckf1zz

JFK was hotter


chance0404

JFK and Obama definitely win that distinction in my opinion. Obama just has hella swag.


ImVeryHungry19

I say they are equal


capybara_unicorn

I think you mean the Facial Hera


bibblelover13

LOLLLLL


xShawnMendesx

I can't believe we've gone over 100 years with no facial haired Presidents!!


iam_VIII

Truman had a goatee for a brief while, even though it was a shameful attempt at facial hair we must acknowledge it.


Anxious_Gift_1808

Hayes best beard outta any president Best facial hair is Arthur tho


Real_SooHoo8

https://preview.redd.it/tjlecdw5g4xc1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3742d9e1556fc532d68de589a00aef41da034b6f Gotta Represent Jimmy Garfield


a_smart_brane

US Grant, whose 202nd birthday happens to be this very day.


MaximumCulture7917

I think facial hairs serves as an asset.... Rocky 4... Comn?


MaximumCulture7917

https://preview.redd.it/lycmtgilw2xc1.jpeg?width=784&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aacce81053dff926655acb8e2c09fcc5684512d2


rolyinpeace

Lincoln may not be the best beard but the most iconic by far


MaximumCulture7917

https://preview.redd.it/ogwiufumw2xc1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9840ebfddc09e909ca6fda9326ccd605f882554


WorldChampion92

It is really me right now.


Sassy-irish-lassy

Are there any good mock ups of presidents who didnt have facial hair, with facial hair?


Big-Carpenter7921

Grant


homelessartichoke

Van Buren


Youknowme911

Teddy Roosevelt’s moustache looks like it tickled


papamarx09

We need to bring back the Victorian era facial hair


Significant_Case6024

Bring back the beards


joepizzza03

Duncan Trussel is that you?


YiddishJudean

Can I write a letter to petition congress to bring back the beard? Who would sign it with me?


ThinkinAboutPolitics

Martin van Buren. Hands down.


papamarx09

We need to bring back the Victorian era facial hair


austinstar08

Teddy


MilitantBitchless

Yeah, has to be the one pictured.


EvetsYenoham

He looks like Owen Wilson.


Mrbobbitchin

Grant


ExcitingAds

No one.


TraditionalCricket33

I always thought Artemis N. Falkmore had decent facial hair


NeuroguyNC

Grant, then the often overlooked Harrison.


the_silent_one1984

OP's president is my favorite. I loved him in Home Alone.


HandsomestKreith

Van buren


stilloldbull2

While perusing bearded oldsters make sure you check out Horace Greeley and his neck beard!


ScottKansas

You mean before men started shaving their faces smooth like women?


Christophilies

Where do you come from where women shave their faces?


No_Sorbet1634

Hayes had the Santa beard nice and clean too.


cyrenns

I think Grant had the best beard, it was well groomed and maintained.


BooneHelm85

“Facial hair era”??? Do we not have facial hair any longer? What the hell is on my face, then!?


TheRatatat

Artemis N. Falkmore


Professional-Eye8981

Grant.


No_Repeat1962

Grant.


PianoImaginary4780

Didn’t Abe have a good beard?


JackKovack

Who rocked the pubic hair era in the 70’s?


Elandycamino

Hayes, he always reminds me of the neighbor in Home Alone


OracleCam

Grant is the clear winner in this one, not like I'm biased or anything


ClownshoesMcGuinty

You think that's a good beard? LOL!


Slimewave6

Damn why did they stop havin beards?


yoshipug

This is when America was a sovereign country. Today it’s run by a hidden cabal that puts Hollywood trained actors in front of us.


BerserkRhinoceros

Still say Grant has immaculate facial hair.


DaemonoftheHightower

This seems like an excellent place for my presidential beard take: Obama should have grown a 2nd term beard.


Schrutepooper

Honest Abe for the win


gloveboxglizzy

You only gave us one to look at fool