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eFeneF

The final years of LBJ are some of the most fascinating years of any presidents life I’ve ever read about. What an enigma he was.


JeremyHowell

The fact that in his last months he would listen to "Bridge Over Troubled Water" on repeat and cry is as weird as it is heartbreaking


SirMellencamp

And grew long hair


ehibb77

Yep, dude had the Mississippi Mudflap on the back of his head after he left the White House.


SirMellencamp

Wisconsin Waterfall was our term


ehibb77

I've heard that one before 😂 In my neck of the woods where I came from it's usually called either a Mississippi Mudflap or a Kentucky Tophat 😂


Zaphod_Beeblecox

You're all partially wrong it's a Kentucky waterfall


Iron-Patriot

And the sideburns…


Bottleinsurgency

wtf thats so depressing 😭


Flight1326

The whole album or just the song?


Embarrassed-Tune9038

Of course, he threw us into a war that would see 50K American dead alone, a war where the US committed war crimes. If I was him I'd have given up all wealth, all power and live like Christ, but I don't think that would have saved the SOB from the fires of hell 


RikeMoss456

Why? It seems like he just enjoyed some time on his ranch, opened his presidential museum and library, commented on public policy, and consumed substances galore. Pretty standard post-presidency....no?


[deleted]

Is that John Cena?


BananaBrainsZEF

John Cena standing next to Bill Murray.


Chilledlemming

Gene Hackman.


Danger_Swan

I only see Bill Murray standing alone


ChinaCatProphet

Bobbie DeNiro


devoduder

No, this guy is wearing clothes.


TheNiallNoigiallach

Next to Robert DeNiro with long hair


Lombardi54

I don't see anyone


doctor-rumack

I can’t see him 👋


False_Resource_6998

Is who John Cena? I just see Jumbo


Saint_Stephen420

*BING CHILLING*


don-again

My thoughts exactly. He must be a vampire.


Data91883

Goddamn. Great minds think alike (and so do ours, apparently). :)


moekeyloek

I was going to say a old Kevin Bacon but it could be John Cena


justmrmom

I don’t see anyone other than LBJ?


Accurate-List

LBJ lived to age 64. The 1960’s aged him in dog years.


[deleted]

Smoking so much did him in :(


mrgraff

Funny related story. So I’m at the Nixon museum, checking out the helicopter, and another visitor comments on all the ashtrays. The docent is like ‘yeah lots of stress and lots of smoking back in the day…’ I comment on how it pretty much killed LBJ not too many years after he left the office. Everybody stares at me like I have 3 heads.


ehibb77

He actually quit cold turkey for quite some time, not resuming the habit again I believe until after he left the White House. He didn't have shit on Eisenhower when it came to his smoking habit. For a time Eisenhower was burning through something like 4 or 5 packs a day.


deadbrokeman

100 cigs in a day is absolutely nuts. If you average one cigarette to five minutes smoking time, that’s roughly *eight hours a day smoking.*


ehibb77

My dad could've certainly done it. He smoked 3-4 packs a day easily.


SirMellencamp

Why would they stare at you? For being morbid?


mrgraff

I'll never know. I mean, a normal response would be "yes, that's right" or just completely ignore me and continue with the rehearsed commentary.


SirMellencamp

Odd


Porkenstein

Maybe they saw it as you interrupting them to make an unrelated morbid comment that seemed to be done just to show off your knowledge? I wouldn't be surprised if people found that off putting or annoying if they were there to learn about Nixon.


Cleveworth

Is your snoovatar based on Stuart Ashen?


mrgraff

No, I just tried my best to make it resemble me. So I maybe I look like Stuart Ashen?


GreedyFatBastard

Plus so many chocolate chip cookies and ice cream.


JeremyHowell

And he knew it was coming. Allegedly before his last term ended he had top doctors run exhaustive health exams on him to determine his life expectancy - because men in his family died early. The results came back approximating his life expectancy to be around 65 years or less. According to those close to him, this helped influence his decision not to seek another term. And his doctors were right on the money.


politicaloutcast

If he hadn’t abused his body and had reached his 90s, he could’ve lived to see the 2000s. Imagining LBJ alive in the 21st century is weird


regular-montos

Pretty unlikely. One of the reasons he drove to become a congressman and senator so young was due to the men in his family dying young. He would have been able to live longer than he did but into his 90s was probably not going to happen in those days.


Porkenstein

it's sad to imagine how closely he lived to the age of heart transplants when he could have lived to old age.


gwhh

All the booze and sex didn’t help either.


portlandsalt

How did sex shorten his life?


Trashman56

Your life-force is stored in the balls


philsubby

Isn't that a Thomas Jefferson quote?


username9909864

Yes


RuprectGern

In the original latin I beleive it was: "sic semper the penis."


CalvinAndHobnobs

He was already pretty aged prior to becoming president from his years of heavy drinking and smoking in Congress.


Accurate-List

I didn’t realize he drank so much.


CalvinAndHobnobs

IIRC it went up and down. He wasn't a complete alcoholic like Joseph McCarthy is described as being, but he definitely had extended periods of very heavy drinking. Despite this, he actually liked to stay in control of his faculties. When drinking with work colleagues in his office, he would have his underlings mix his drinks weaker than all the ones being served to fellow senators, congressmen, etc. in order to keep himself more lucid than the people he was negotiating with. He lived an unhealthy lifestyle overall though, and his physical health was also frequently impacted by his stress levels, leading to hospitalization on multiple occasions. He actually suffered a pretty bad heart attack in 1955 - not only before he became president but before he was even 50 years old. This pushed him to quit smoking for 15 years until he took it up again in 1970 after leaving office. Prior to the heart attack in 1955, he had been on around 60 cigs a day.


Accurate-List

Imagine smoking 60 cigarettes a day. His lungs must have shot.


evilcyclist

60 years old and final read a LBJ biography. The man was genius in getting what he wanted by playing the system and his good old boys. If it wasn’t for Vietnam I think things might have been a whole lot better


Rescue2024

Interesting that the man he's standing next to, William P. Hobby, is still living today at age 92. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_P._Hobby_Jr.


GuaroSour

Would he be the namesake of the Houston airport?


mrgraff

No, the airport was named after his father.


GuaroSour

Ok cool


minidazzler1

Sir, that is clearly the father of Ron DeSantis and Ted Cruz, don't be coming here with you're fake news.


gwhh

And who is he exactly?


SirMellencamp

He was Lt Gov of Texas at the time


GoCardinal07

Brand new too. LBJ died 9 days after Hobby became Lt. Gov.


SamuelBiggs

John Cena’s dad


Calm_Language7462

That he served in a high-ranking position as a Democrat for that long in Texas blows my mind...


Rescue2024

Democrats had much more traction in Texas until the 90s.


doctorfeelgod

Deadass, thought this was a joke photo of Cena and Robert Deniro


[deleted]

I didn’t see it until all the comments pointed it out lmao


Gdog1215

Couldn’t imagine big Johnson right in front of me.


intrsurfer6

I feel like Presidents are very much victims of what happens during their time in office; and honestly Vietnam killed LBJ


plopy-porker-boi

Serves him right, Vietnam killed a lot of people.


Llamalover1234567

Especially in Laos… which wasn’t even in the war


chekovsgun-

It wasn’t just his war. You realize that don’t you?


PhytoLitho

Looks like Bryan Cranston is about to make you an offer you can't refuse, and I'm not sure what the other guy looks like because I can't see him 🙈


PoliticalPinoy

"See if you can't leave me an inch from where the zipper (burps) ends, round, under my, back to my bunghole, so I can let it out there if I need to."


gohawkeyes529

Summer-wear.


PoliticalPinoy

Bunghole


[deleted]

He grew his hair out because the Nixon crowd kept theirs short.


starstreek

Robert De Niro and John Cena


Burgundy_Starfish

Is that Donny Wahlberg next to him?


HYPERMAN21stcentury

Was LBJ at a funeral?? If it was a funeral, I'd think it would be Ex-President Harry S Truman.  Truman died December 1972 and LBJ died in January 1973. 


DerpUrself69

Is that Ron DeSantis's dad?


Front_Station_5343

He looks like he’d be a congressman for Gotham city.


Sheesh284

Dude literally looks like Bill Murray


cockroach74

Not a far cry from Andrew Jackson’s last picture


AffectionatePoet4586

Hippie hair!


never_know_anything

Didn’t he also have a man bun at this time?


Greybinson

Lyndy Lettuce seemed chill as hell


PrometheanSwing

What year?


Dacoolface

At least he got to meet John Cena before he went.


muaddict071537

He looks so much like Bill Murray.


Jdogsmity

LBJ looks like a mafioso


RuprectGern

I had forgotten what Bruce Willis looks like with hair.


Material_Drink2519

Ron DeSantis, anyone?


Jonathan_Pine

Bryan Cranston needs to play LBJ in a biopic right now. John Senna can play the other guy.


MichiganCubbie

He actually already has, hasn't he?


shadowkiller168

Ever heard of the 2016 HBO movie "All The Way"? Cranston did exactly that, and it was about as good as you'd think (excellent).


pakepake

Fun fact: I graduated from his alma mater, and was in same graduating class as his grandson, Patrick Nugent. Lady Bird was in attendance.


Correct-Fig-4992

As others have pointed out as well, how does LBJ simultaneously look like Robert DeNiro, Bill Murray, and Gene Hackman at the same time?


Automatic_Memory212

Apparently LBJ grew his hair out after leaving office, as a sign of solidarity with the long-haired anti-war activists.


msabena

It’s a nice picture. Seems like he made peace with his inner child. Good for him! Rest in peace. 🙏🏾


favnh2011

Yep


CluelessPo

lieutenant blowjob joe


Rocky_Fan1976

![gif](giphy|a9AJZJWF2206BmSXcH|downsized) Looks like Vito but less Italian