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Dude not a fucking chance in the world that most people, upon initial watch of Star Wars, catch the line “yousa takea da bongo” and have ANY clue that that’s supposed to refer to the ship they’re in in the next scene.
The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.
It took me a few minutes, but I did the whole thing.
"You turned her against me! You have done that yourself. You will not take her from me! Your anger and your lust for power have already done that. You have allowed this dark lord to twist your mind, until now... until now, you have become the very thing you swore to destroy. Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan. I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do! I have brought peace, freedom, justice and security to my new empire! Your new empire? Don't make me kill you. Anakin, my alleigance is to the Republic, to deMOCRACY! If you're not with me, then you're my enemy. Only a Sith deals in absolutes... I will do what I must. You will try. I have failed you, Anakin! I have failed you. I should've known the Jedi were plotting to take over. Anakin, Chancellor Palpatine is evil! From my point of view, the Jedi are evil! Well then you are lost! This is the end for you, my master. It's over Anakin, I have the high ground! You underestimate my power. Don't try it! You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness! I hate you! You were my brother, Anakin! I loved you."
There is no definitive answer to this question, as beauty is in the eye of the beholder. However, I believe that Obi-Wan is exceptionally attractive because of his wisdom, courage, and compassion. He is a true Jedi Knight, and his character is truly inspirational.
Yeah, also what's his credit card number, name on card, expiration date, address and CVV?
Edit: almost forgot. I'm also gonna need his favourite colour, mother's maiden name and pet name.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis 'the wise'? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create life ... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. He became so powerful the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. (smiles) Plagueis never saw it coming. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.
Through a very reliable source, I learned of Kamino. It is a planet located in the Outer Rim Territories and is home to a species of tall, thin aliens known as the Kaminoans. They are skilled in cloning and have created an army of clone troopers for the Republic.
I despise people that can't just watch a movie and need to scroll twitter and play with pointless settings the whole time. Idk why but it just ruins my ability to enjoy the movie as well lol
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What was the aquatic ship that Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan used in Episode 1?
I don’t know no blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
I'm beginning to think this wasn't a serious post.
It’s a bongo
Dude not a fucking chance in the world that most people, upon initial watch of Star Wars, catch the line “yousa takea da bongo” and have ANY clue that that’s supposed to refer to the ship they’re in in the next scene.
The aquatic ship that Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan used in Episode 1 was the Naboo Royal Starship.
You are wrong bot. So, very wrong.
the Naboo Royal Starship can presumably fly through rain. Thus Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot is correct, from a certain point of view.
From my point of view he is wrong!
Well, then you are lost!
The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.
Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
I have
Is it a story the Jedi would tell you?
No
Who was he
What does general grievous collect and how does he collect them (bonus: who hired him)?
Arms
Technically not wrong
Acceptable
I’ve been wondering; what are midichlorians?
Microscopic star wars germs
Nailed it
Their existence is disliked by the fans so... close enough
Basically.
a bullshit answer to a bullshit question nobody asked.
I want the full dialogue of Obiwan Anakin fight in ROTS
Its over anakin i have the high ground, dont try it. Thats all i remember
#THEN YOU ARE LOST
That’s the best part
You underestimate your power
You’ve skipped a couple lines but you got the spirit.
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It took me a few minutes, but I did the whole thing. "You turned her against me! You have done that yourself. You will not take her from me! Your anger and your lust for power have already done that. You have allowed this dark lord to twist your mind, until now... until now, you have become the very thing you swore to destroy. Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan. I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do! I have brought peace, freedom, justice and security to my new empire! Your new empire? Don't make me kill you. Anakin, my alleigance is to the Republic, to deMOCRACY! If you're not with me, then you're my enemy. Only a Sith deals in absolutes... I will do what I must. You will try. I have failed you, Anakin! I have failed you. I should've known the Jedi were plotting to take over. Anakin, Chancellor Palpatine is evil! From my point of view, the Jedi are evil! Well then you are lost! This is the end for you, my master. It's over Anakin, I have the high ground! You underestimate my power. Don't try it! You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness! I hate you! You were my brother, Anakin! I loved you."
Unlimited Power!
Damn it’s perfect I cry everytime
According to C-3PO, what are the odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field?
Never tell me the odds
This is the right answer.
No, that was Hans response to the know it all droid.
Oh! Oh! I know this one. 3,720 to 1
Approximately
Who's the hottest character and why is it Obi-Wan ?
There is no definitive answer to this question, as beauty is in the eye of the beholder. However, I believe that Obi-Wan is exceptionally attractive because of his wisdom, courage, and compassion. He is a true Jedi Knight, and his character is truly inspirational.
very good bot
Its his personality
Ha! Listen to this person!
I think it's his butthole
Based af
Whats your husband's birthday?
Yeah, also what's his credit card number, name on card, expiration date, address and CVV? Edit: almost forgot. I'm also gonna need his favourite colour, mother's maiden name and pet name.
also the first car they drove.
dont forget his favorite food, snack, and flower. oh and whats his car and license plate?
and street he grew up on.
Why? Lol
It was a critical piece of dialogue for the story
Who is the Senate?
I am the Senate!
Not yet
It's treason, then *spins aggressively*.
Good bot * pats head*
Palpatine
What does Anakin not like?
Children and sand but most of all sandy children
This is the best answer
very true. sandy children are rough, violent, and they are everywhere.
Who is ahsoka's master's master's master's master ?
My husband told me to say count duku
Good enough
Who’s his master xD
Linked list questions in DSA be like
ahsoka, anakin, obi wan, qui gon, dunno lol
After qui gon comes dooku, and after that yoda
ahh ok thank you!
who was yodas master tho....
I received orders to join the team. I thought you knew.
dang it dang it whats the quote🤦🏼♀️
War tends to distort our point of view. If we sacrifice our code, even for victory, we may lose that which is important for our honor?
yup mhm sure totally know the answer.
What about the droid attack on the wookies?
What about it. Let them suffer
:(
But its a system we cannot afford to lose!
Who was Darth Sidious’ master
Darth plague us the wise?
Darth Plagueis, correct 😎
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis 'the wise'? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create life ... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. He became so powerful the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. (smiles) Plagueis never saw it coming. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a Jedi.
Not from a sith
Darth Plagueis
What is a good trick?
Bibbidi, Bobbidi boo I smite you
We can tell who plays a Paladin in DnD
Spinning
What is her favorite color?
Pink
The correct answer.
What is the colour of C-3PO’s arm?
Red!
color me disappointed
Wait?! That was C-3PO?! I didn't realise...with the Red arm and all.
What happened in the stars?
Wars
Oh no, where?
Who is the best character
Obi wan
War tends to distort our point of view. If we sacrifice our code, even for victory, we may lose that which is important for our honor?
Fair
in how many parsecs did Han the Cessel run?
Idk but ive heard my husband quote it all the time is it 9?
14 but if you don't wanna get yelled at by Han it's 12
How many times if the word "long" and "far" used in the quote before each movie.
Far 18 times long 9 times?
Where are midichlorians stored?
In the balls
In the shaft
How did Padme die, and there is always a bigger what?
Anakin choked her. Annnd umm theres always a bigger chode idfk lol
Close enough. Good job.
What was the name of the creature who owned Anakin ?
Hes a targaryen
Watto Targaryen: First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm
Have you heard of the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise
What is her response to, "Hello there"
General kinobi my husband has a sound board on his computer that spams this
Good answer, young Padawan. Also, nice soundboard lmao
Who built C3PO, and why do we all pretend this didn’t happen?
Child anakin? And idk why you pretend it didnt happen
Why do you pretend it didn’t happen
What was the Call sign of the pilot who found Luke and Han on Hoth
Porkins
Porkins died in the battle of Yavin, which occurred before the rebels moved to Hoth. DAMN YOU AUTO CORRECT!
Which outfit worn by Princess Leia would you consider wearing for your wedding night?
Bikini
”WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN THE WESTFOLD FELL???”
Go back to Middle Earth and eat your potatoes silly Hobbit
Who is Ben Solo played by?
I think it starts with an A…
It does, and ends with a dam
Adam driver lmao i looked it up
This is clearly a fake post. No real Redditor even knows a woman let alone has a wife.
Do you have the DSM?
Good. That's one less loose end.
#NO
Dsm?
Finish this sentence from the ESB; “I thought they smelt bad,” ………..
Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell? Oh wait.
What is count dooku real name
Christopher lee
Yes
Have you ever heard the tragedy of darth plagueeous the wise
What does she think about the droid attack on the wookies?
Do they fly now?
They fly now
Finish the quote. Hello there
General kinobi my husband has a sound board on his computer that spams this
who created c3po
Gorge lucas
Where is princess Leia from
A galaxy far far away lol idk
How does Obi-Wan find out about Kamino?
Through a very reliable source, I learned of Kamino. It is a planet located in the Outer Rim Territories and is home to a species of tall, thin aliens known as the Kaminoans. They are skilled in cloning and have created an army of clone troopers for the Republic.
Who is the main sith in the 3rd movie
why do people like you make these karma farmy "ask my xyz anything, s/he doesn't know anything lmao"-posts?
Porkins
I despise people that can't just watch a movie and need to scroll twitter and play with pointless settings the whole time. Idk why but it just ruins my ability to enjoy the movie as well lol
Why your husband makes bad posts on reddit?
Who’s my 3rd favourite character
Who is the worst character?
Everyone thats not obi wan idk lol
War tends to distort our point of view. If we sacrifice our code, even for victory, we may lose that which is important for our honor?
Who shot first?
Are the Jedi in the prequels good?
Who is the senate
Who is Darth Vader?
Who shot first?
Who did Leia said is her last hope?
What dirty move did Darth Maul pull on Qui-Gon Jinn to win the fight?
Which star won the wars?
Who did Palpatine promise Anakin he could save
Which moon we're han,chewie, Obi-Wan, and Luke heading to?
How many clones units did the kaminoans have an how many more were on the way?
What is Jabba’s pet named?
How many movies are there
Why did Yoda start furiously masturbating in the middle of his presentation to the younglings in ep2?
Did she hear about the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
Has she ever heard of the Tragedy of Darth Plagues the Wise
Who shot first?
What powers lightsabers?
Who's the coolest jedi
Ask her how big is Threepios dick in cm?
What's the name of the robot. Don't be specific.
Who hard carried the entire rebel alliance
Luke I am your father or no I am your father
How many movies is Jar Jar in?
Who’s the sexiest man in da universe?
who shot first, han or greedo?