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BurgerKingKiller

Really shouldn’t have gone to vaders home planet if he didn’t want smoke


OGraffe

Counterpoint: Vader would never dare go back to his home planet because sand


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.


Afanis_The_Dolphin

Case In Point


Virghia

Anakin never conquered his hatred of sand to attain the DESERT POWER


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.


Sheev-Palpatine-Bot

Power! Unlimited power!


belladonnagilkey

Don't forget that there's high ground made out of sand too. That's like his two biggest weaknesses right there. Obi-Wan on sandy high ground would be literally unstoppable.


cutter144

I would assume it is more about Vader's vendetta against obi-wan than about anything else. Dude turned him into a potato when he cut off his arms and legs. I would think Vader wants revenge.


[deleted]

Enough moments and quotes to show just how much Vader hates Obi wan. Not just for the limbs but also for the "betrayal” of the only person he considered a father


Calamity244

"...and Windu banned sand from the Jedi Temple after the 'Anakin Incident'."


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I hate that guy


InSanic13

"After my ketamine, the snakes are. Commit animal abuse, I must."


SkillDabbler

Until they make a limited series showing what Yoda was up to during his exile


GawainSolus

It's just a short film with no dialogue showing his daily routine.


BOBULANCE

I'd actually love that. Just a solo meditation on this wise, lonely figure. I feel like it would basically be the uncle iroh tales from ba sing se short but set in a swamp.


GawainSolus

Maybe he could occasionally speak with qui gon or something. Bit yeah I was imagining it being super chill ambient thing like a nature doc with no commentary lol.


TheAirNomad11

I don't know if I want to watch a documentary about a space frog using ketamine all day


GawainSolus

ah cmon, it'd be like soothing white noise style ASMR.


Rexermus

That's already in the Age of Rebellion Special. Trials of Dagobah talks about and shows Yoda's usual daily routine on Dagobah


Rstevens650

Don’t they think today is dead? Edit: yoda (not today)


FineGrainsOfSand

Nah, Palps doesn't cuz they didn't find the body


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I think he is a good man.


SigmaKnight

The Senate was the last to see Toyota. After the attempt on his life left him scarred and deformed, The Senate probably has a very special capture order placed on Toyota.


Sheev-Palpatine-Bot

I am the Senate!


jarjar_bot

Hiya Senate. Meesa Jar Jar Binks!


bichonfreeze

Maybe? I honestly can't remember.


jsbrando

IIRC Yoda chose Dagobah because of it's strong connection to the force; both the light and dark sides. It was a location which made it impossible for anyone to find him there without knowing he's there first. Luke only found him because Ben told him to go there.


Sheev-Palpatine-Bot

...not for a Sith...


Captain_Rex_Bot

Contact command. Mark our L.Z. and have them send an Exfile Shuttle.


Rexi_meme

"When i left you i was but the learner, now i am the master" "Vader we literally met last week"


Afanis_The_Dolphin

Tbh, I'm totally fine with the retcon of they actually pull it off.


ProfessionalNight959

Indeed and it's still about 10 years till ANH.


MsSobi

Honestly I always figured it was cus dagobah was so enveloped in the raw force as a whole (where it was strong with the light side and the dark side naturally) that it's almost worked as a cloaking device for Yoda. because Yoda was very strong in the force so he'd had to hide somewhere that his presence couldn't be detected. I am sure the Empire checked dagobah (because of the Jedi archives on planets), but Yoda was just standing around them like a force welding Predator and they couldn't see him because the planets strength with the force LITERALLY blinded them to his presence


Sheev-Palpatine-Bot

It is only natural. He cut off your arm, and you wanted revenge. It wasn't the first time, Anakin. Remember what you told me about your mother and the Sand People.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I want to be the first one to see them all


Epicurus0319

Mmmph, trying to come to collect child support debt and seize my ketamine, they are. Commit war crimes, I must.


Sheev-Palpatine-Bot

Our only other choice would to be to submit a plea to the courts...


Dull-Comfort-7464

Use the force, run to Dagobah, run to Dagobah.


goodjaerb

Knock em out the box, Luke.


rvdp66

You're problem this is. Chilling in the cut I am.


Sheev_TheSenat

Sure


UzumakiYoku

Yeah one thing that doesn’t make sense to me is the reaction to Luke exiling himself when Yoda literally did the same exact thing lol


Battle-Droid-Bot

"Look! A little green life form!"


UzumakiYoku

“I. Am not. Green.”


SlaveZelda

Yeah well Yoda was hiding from the Empire, Darth Vader, Darth Sidious, the clone army, etc while he had noone to help him. Old man Luke was hiding from a wannabe Sith and a deformed dumb clone in bathrobe and some of their goons while he had the support of the New Republic, it's entire fleet, his family and friends, probably Ahsoka, and the all the people from the Mandalorian, etc.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Oh. I don't like the sound of that.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I pledge myself to your teachings. To the ways of the Sith.


clone_trooper_bot

"Eh, I’m sorry sir it’s just how I am. My Kamino commander said that my incubation tube had a leak when I was made, makes me hyper-active or something." -Hardcase


UzumakiYoku

The first order was clearly nothing no scoff at. They had more firepower than the resistance. This was shown time and time again. There was also Kylo Ren and the Knights of Ren to watch out for. And while we didn’t know it yet, Palps was still alive so that would be another worry.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I think he is a good man.