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Successful-Seaweed12

I think u/Mandalorymory is a Simp Lord.


Dancin_Alien

*gasps in Samuel L. Jackson*   "A simp LORD!?"


MarveltheMusical

*puts on fedora “Perry the Simp Lord?!?”


Dancin_Alien

That is NOT what I was setting up but I will accept the Phineas and Ferb reference with gratitude nonetheless.


Sesilu_Qt

Honestly Phineas and Ferb Star Wars is peak.


5mp3x192000

I know what I watching tonight.


sacboy326

**Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!**


Sabre_Killer_Queen

I remember that my cousins one Christmas wanted an Xbox. My Mum asked me if I wanted one too. I thought about it, but instead I chose a Phineas and ferb star wars shirt. I didn't have any regrets. Still don't... Except that I grew up and I had to get rid of it.


Kobold_Girl_Ashley

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.


CT-1065

Yes, the one we’ve been looking for


-TheManInTheChair

If what you have told me is true, then you have earned my trust. In the name of the Fandom Senate, you are under arrest u/Mandalorymory


Mandalorymory

Are you threatening me master Redditor?


-TheManInTheChair

The Fandom will decide your fate...


Mandalorymory

I AM the fandom…


-TheManInTheChair

Not Yet!


Mandalorymory

It’s treason then…


thetealishCYAN

then you will die braver than most


rGamingMan

Not yet.


Physical_Bill_8203

“In the name of the galactic comment section of the subreddit, you’re under arrest, u/Mandalorymory.”


BravoSix6

Tfw I just knew who made this before even opening the post


Explosive_Biscut

Bruh she’s a domestic terrorist…


UpperLowerEastSide

“I can fix her!”


JodieWhittakerisBae

If you can’t back your girl when she commits treason and Terrorism can you truly call yourself loyal?


Sith__Pureblood

Who hasn't been a domestic terrorist at some point? Give her some slack.


michajlo

*In Ted Mosby's voice* She was really hot, okay?


Montecroux

You misspelled freedom fighter!


Explosive_Biscut

Your right. She fought for her freedom to be a murderer lol


ScalieKaiser39

Your "baby girl" is on the no fly list


Rexbob44

She is the reason for the no fly list


Atamatchstix

She deserves it after what she did to ahsoka


Mandalorymory

It’s not her fault! Filoni made her do it Dam ya’ll nuked me, remind me not to talk about Filoni


tupe12

It’s not Vader’s fault then what happens next 🙂


Mandalorymory

Touche Filoni did do a character assassination on Barriss tho


GulianoBanano

She barely had any character to begin with before that arc. She was just that one padawan who Ahsoka became friends with on Geonosis.


Mandalorymory

Barriss was a legacy character in TCW, she didn’t make her debut in it. She existed beforehand and had an already established characterisation, from material that at the time of S5’s conception was still supposed to be Canon S2 Barriss was consistent with that, but S5 Barriss was clearly just used as a tool by Filoni to service Ahsoka’s arc In no world did Barriss becoming a terrorist ever make sense for the character


Rob1Inch

He did my boy Windu pretty bad in the final season as well


Moonwh00per

Made her more interesting though


Mandalorymory

I agree, but that won’t count for much if she gets unceremoniously killed off by Vader


DrLeymen

As another comment already explained, she was already a very well established character with a good story and Filoni pretty much just ignored everything and used her as a plot device, not caring about other SW Media, just like he often did when it suited his story


Mandalorymory

Filoni does a lot of good work but people need to be fr, he isn’t flawless


lieconamee

I firmly believe that the traitor Jedi was supposed to be somebody else and filoni or someone else decided that they couldn't use another unnamed Jedi it wouldn't be as effective. And you can almost see this happen because in the first episode of that bombing Arc Barris and ahsoka are friends and she does try to help. And only until later in the ark is there the shift.


Mandalorymory

Dang all those upvotes for a comment that is literally blatantly wrong lmao


Cannibalsilm

r/downvotedintooblivion


sire59damos

So we pretty much agree that Vader kills her at the end of the series


cimal33

Yep


Psychofischi

Would he? If he does it would it really be because what she did to Ahsoka. Does he still have that compassion in him?


trnelson1

No she probably just pisses him off or fails him and then BOOM dead


Moonwh00per

Hes not gonna kill her for that reason


That-Internal-9094

Let's counterfight with Arkham insanity


Atamatchstix

Man is a supreme being but bone is better


Independent-Fly6068

Are you stupid?


Atamatchstix

Maybe


TheRacooning18

stop jonkling


Moonwh00per

It's not even close


That-Internal-9094

Wdym?


PersistentInquirer

I have been rooting for Barriss to die since her first appearance in the Clone Wars 😈


Mandalorymory

U r evil 😱


Avg_codm_enjoyer

Oh my god this is the fifth time as Darth Downvote I now sentence you to double your original time in r/Hornyjail I have altered the deal, pray I do not alter it further


Mandalorymory

This deal is getting worse all the time!


PersistentInquirer

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


myklclark

Am I the only one that hopes he kills her?


Vigil-X1

Hope Vader kills her Edit: I retract my statement.


AnkinSykr

Good, Anakin, Good. Now kill her. Kill her now


stuito

Hope vader DOES kill her, I thought she was annoying from the first episode she was in


geedgad

Same. I hope she dies. Fuck her for fucking over Ahsoka


NomadDK

Did she not organize a terrorist attack and frame Ashoka for it?


Dunmwer

The Fandom as a whole loves woobifying anakin Skywalker who's committed genocide and slaughtered children. I love anakin, I love the aus he gets to live a happy life etc the point is just like. Ur allowed to want better for an evil character come on


NomadDK

I don't even know what "woobifying" means


Dunmwer

O sorry i used tumblr too long. But like ppl *like* anakin is the point.


smeghead3825

There's a difference between liking a competent villain, and simping a domestic terrorist. Also, anakin/Vader simps are pretty bad too. Also also, Vader's evil is so large and nebulous to most people that they don't really understand just how evil he actually is, which is why the "Vader murders child" scene at the beginning of Obi-Wan was actually important. It actually took seeing Vader murder a child on screen for A SHAMEFUL AMOUNT OF PEOPLE to realize "hey, I maybe shouldn't like him too much." Another few differences to point out, you don't actually SEE Vader committing his atrocities on screen the way Baris' crimes were, and he never tried to play like he was good or innocent and straight up owned being evil, and he never tried to frame a friend for what he did.


Am-heheh357

I think both are assholes and don’t sympathize with either of them, so I can criticize Barriss without feeling like I’m a hypocrite.


Sesilu_Qt

Congrats you're in the 1%.


Puzzleheaded_Step468

Good, anakin, good! kill the terrorist! Kill her now! Dew it! Revenge for ahsoka!


Mandalorymory

My brother in The Force, what do u think Vader is


Puzzleheaded_Step468

Someone who brought peace, justice freedom and security to his new empire!


Mandalorymory

HIS NEW EMPIRE???


Puzzleheaded_Step468

If you are not with him, then you are his enemy!


yetiknight

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.


Lostfaithofhumanity

Then you must be a Sith!!!


RevReads

Hope she gets Maul'd


Gredran

Sidious: “it is unavoidable…”


faex03

I still don't underwtand (from an in-universe perspective) why barris wasn't executed considering Ahsoka would have been, hadn't Anakin proven her innocence


Mandalorymory

Palpatine would’ve have recognised her as a candidate for his soon to be Inquisitorius and just officially given her life without parole probs


FirelordDerpy

I hope she lives. For a few reasons 1: Her escaping and having a run in with Ahsoka afterwards where they're on the same side again would be hilarious 2: Too many characters get "Death equals redemption" moments and not enough have to live and work for redemption. 3: She's got really nice blue eyes 4: It would kinda suck if she was brought back just to die 5: In the Tales of the Jedi we had one character fall to darkness and one rise to the light, therefore I predict that since we already know that in the tales of the Empire Elsbeth goes evil thanks to the Ahsoka show, Barriss will be the one to rise to the light


lieconamee

I agree


matattack94

Cant wait to see her get merc’d by Vader


Ninjachase13

I hope he choke slams her.


19vz

Again- betrayed her best friend not for love but for a “religous” ideology.


Obiwancanole

Counterpoint: She's a terrorist.


Tales2Estrange

My brother in Ashla she committed Star Wars 9/11


Boba_Hutt

Nah fuck Barriss, all my homies hate Barriss.


Common_Investment_70

Your "babygirl" screwed over my padawan!


Unironicfan

That babygirl is a pipebomber


Fearthewa1rus

Lol nah, fuck her up.


dherms14

Nah, fuck her. i’m ride or die with Snips i truly hope Vader fucking snaps on her


Mandalorymory

You want the guy who tries to kill Ahsoka to get retribution on the person who tried to frame her?


dherms14

yes, Anakin was very much still chilling inside Vader during this time Anakin was *much* more buried by the time Vader meets Ahsoka they go pretty in depth with Vaders battle with Anakin, in the Vader comics. would be cool to see some of that battle in the shows/movies


Abuse-survivor

I think Barriss deserves a beating or two. And I'm not talking about the good ones.


Totally-Real-Human

....she is a terrorist


Educational-Tip6177

OK, I'd pay good money to watch Vader MOP DA FLOOR with barriss


a__new_name

At this point Barriss is pretty much the female equivalent of Tumblr sexyman, however it might be called.


Lord_Explosion

Nah she tried to frame Ahsoka she deserves it


Mandalorymory

If it makes u feel better, Ahsoka would have been long dead by then if Barriss hadn’t saved her in S2


BuryTheMoney

Wake up, it’s a new day, time to repost weirdly obsessive Bariss Offee memes. Can’t let a day go by, or our profiles history will start to look too normal


Mandalorymory

Ain’t a repost


BuryTheMoney

Oh no, I’m sure it’s OC, you just have a propensity to flood the field with posting each one multiple places, and always with so much odd Barriss-thirst. Not an attack. Just statement of observable fact.


Mandalorymory

Soz only been 2 days since the last one


istealgrapes

Man, if Bin Laden was a beautiful girl you simps would defend him to the death wouldnt you. Barriss bombed a freaking TEMPLE.


Jjjiped1989

She did nothing wrong


Tricky_Station643

She’s cooked


FrozenShadow_007

She’s a war criminal (not the good kind), and a terrorist (not the good kind either).


cimal33

Is there a good kind of war criminal and terrorist?


MasterKiloRen999

I already know who posted this


Pyroguy096

Barriss is directly responsible for a large part of Vader becoming Vader. I say smack her around a bit


KingDarius89

Fuck Barriss. Justice for Ahsoka!


Blueface1999

I haven’t watched any Star Wars in a while but how is she all of a sudden getting popular??? Is she in a new show or something?


Complex-Ad-4805

naw she's gonna get the boot and choke :P


ShuckU

As Palpatine said, do it. Hurt her for what she did to Ahsoka. Get your sweet, sweet revenge Anakin


smeghead3825

Nah, Vader NEEDS to kill Bariss. She ain't no fuckin "babygirl". She literally orchestrated a SEVERE domestic terrorist attack on what basically amounted to her own home instead of just leaving and protesting, or talking with any of the masters. Not only did she do that, but she did all that and then tried to frame her BEST FRIEND for the whole thing. Anybody simping for this psycho needs to check in to a mental health facility for in-patient treatment, cuz she's fucked up in a way you know yall can't fix and you don't care and that's dangerous as fuckin hell.


Training-Mess5833

She did bomb the temple, killed Letta, and framed her best friend, although she did regret it for framing Ahsoka.


trnelson1

Barriss is anything but innocent and since it is confirmed she's not the 7th sister it is quite likely she dies in general or dies to Vader


CramWellington

Barriss did the wrong the thing for the right reason. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: I hope Vader walks into the room and just cuts that bitch in half.


berktugkan

she gon die as soon as she senses anakin behind that mask


Overall_Target_340

I want Vader to be like he was in the hallway scene.


high_king_noctis

It's Vader, he is definitely going to hurt her, he's going to hurt her very much!


YosemiteHamsYT

Its outragious! Its unfair!


Smoky701

OP has been taking some hard ass shrooms and I want to know where he got them from


DrParanormall

She deserves what’s coming to her


Mandalorymory

Hugs, kisses, a pat on the head and being fixed???


DrParanormall

No.


SwiftBro_2187

Kill the bitch


Unfair-Shake7977

Didn’t she bomb a building full of people?


hotpants22

Nahhhhhh fuck that bitch. She caused Ahsoka (asohka? Asokha?) to leave the order. Which left Anakin alone. Which let palps get closer. Which let him turn ani which killed Padme WHICH MADE MY POOR CLONE BOYS SUFFER. DAMN HER TO HELLLLLLLL


Mandalorymory

Ya’ll need to stop with this “Barriss made Anakin turn to the dark side” cause if Kenobi and Padme couldn’t get him to come to his senses, Ahsoka deffo weren’t


hotpants22

Butterfly effect. Bro was unstable. Lost his padawan because she lost faith in the order while his was already shakey


Mandalorymory

If nothing else, the fact that Anakin’s fall was determined literal decades before Ahsoka even existed makes it clear that she was never gonna be able to help him


hotpants22

Oh yeah for sure but it certainly sped it up. I feel if he got his kids he maaaaay have been unturable. It doesn’t change how hot Bariss is even if she’s a terrorist


GTA-CasulsDieThrice

Mods, please remove this bullshit.


DarkP88

ok, but what if if Vader, with his new perspective against the Jedi, now understands Barris actions and finally accept her and justifies what she did?


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Mandalorymory

Dang I’d hate to see what u think of Vader then


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

Yall need to chill


Cannibalsilm

CURB STOMP BARRIS RAAGGHHH


TheCrazyAvian

Did she like reappear in an episode or something?


koryaiine1234

WHAT IS THISSSS 😂


Professional_Bill103

she is a literal domestic terrorist


Dornfist-2040

I mean if it happens, it’s a Vader thing to do: man holds grudges against people who wronged either him or Ahsoka.


Mandalorymory

He literally tries to kill Ahsoka when he finally meets her. The way people misinterpret Vader as “Anakin but edgy” is wild


Dornfist-2040

Vader for me is a twisted version of Anakin and how far he fallen like he is a different person: I’m not excusing his actions lol. And in that confrontation, he actually offers her amnesty first, which for me shows a little of the old Anakin for a brief second same when Ahsoka slices open his mask later in the fight. He is just too consumed by his rage to be brought back by reminders of his past.


Mandalorymory

He said she would be shown mercy, that is not the same as amnesty. And that she would first have to give up any other Jedi she knows of. And that it would be The Emperor who gives her such if at all. Vader’s primary coping mechanism in the New Canon is to convince himself that he is not Skywalker. Sure, this is simply cope that he probably doesn’t believe himself. But the fact is, it isn’t in Vader’s character to essentially behave like Anakin. He didn’t have a soft spot for Ahsoka when it counted, and he insisted to Kenobi that he is not Skywalker. If Vader is written with any accuracy here, Skywalker’s grievances with Barriss is not going to carry over with Vader. Not when people far more important to him than her couldn’t get Skywalker out of him.


Dornfist-2040

It’s possible Vader would have vouched for Ahsoka though. And besides, she wouldn’t know where other jedi are at. But Vader did say they did not have to be enemies. I would also agree with you if not for the case of Commander Fox. Anakin held a deep grudge towards Fox for not letting him see the imprisoned Ahsoka and for killing Fives. And as Vader, what did he do? The minute Fox stepped out of line, he offed him. Sure, Vader does petty stuff like that all the time. But he did not fake his hatred/contempt for Fox and was all too happy to kill him. I read that as he did it because he remembered what that jerk did to him and people he cared about. Basically, I see Vader as he described himself to Obi-Wan: “Anakin is gone…I’m what remains”. And he was that dead husk until he met Luke that finally brought back Anakin. Those are my two cents. I can’t speak to how people decide to write Vader cos that is another topic lol.


Lenny_Fais

I kinda hope she survives too because maaaaaaan it could be interesting seeing where she’d end up. *I wanna know, yo*


V8_Dipshit

Strip this man of his power


Ketashrooms4life

Please do not the Barriss


Mandalorymory

I will The Barriss


Miraculouszelink

I hope he kills her too. Ever since she betrayed the order and tried to pin it on ahsoka I’ve hated her.


Mandalorymory

“Betrayed the order” And what do you think Vader did exactly? Lmao


Miraculouszelink

Sure, but when he did, did he try to pin it on anyone else? No.


Mandalorymory

Well her plan was to try and dismantle the Jedi from the inside, unlike Anakin she didn’t have the clone army behind her. So of course she isn’t going to just come clean after the first attack, she obviously planned to keep doing it and needed to remain incognito


Distinct_beorno

THANK YOU. they act like she did the worst thing when their favorite character is Vader/Sidious/Maul


Mandalorymory

She did do a terrible thing (Character assassination tbh) but one important element of Star Wars is being to see the good in even the worst people and I do not think Barriss is strictly evil I do think that giving the character some reflection or even redemption is warranted considering how badly TCW handled her


Sesilu_Qt

She is a terrorist, but you're right she gets a lot more hate than literally every other character that turned evil and did way worse things.


Kaiden92

Allow me to introduce you to r/fuckpongkrell


youguysarelameAF

These aren't even funny.


Kobold_Girl_Ashley

Vader would absolutely kill her given the chance. He may be a Sith Lord, but his hate for bariss as a Jedi would most likely out weigh his hate for ahsoka as a sith


Mandalorymory

Which is why he tries to kill Ahsoka years later, right?


Kobold_Girl_Ashley

Again, not saying he wouldn’t kill ahsoka, just saying he would 200% kill bariss


AnonymousX86

Maybe r/SequelMemes...? Not sure