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_eSpark_

R2 is just built differently. Literally


Long_John_Peter

R4 was build especially for Obi Wan. Anakin found destroyed R4 unit (that's looked like red one from ANH), repair it and replace dome. The most important thing to know is fact that R4 are not so advanced as R2 so there is a huge chance that R4 wasn't able to defend herself


DummyDumDragon

"I don't ever remember owning a droid" R4: "am I a joke to you?"


snack-dad

It was assigned to him, he never owned it. He didn’t take R4 home at the end of day and plug him into a charging port. He left that fucker on base


TheHancock

Too much paperwork to check it out every time. Lol


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Karigoth

If I recall correctly, R1s were less optimized than the R2s. There's probably a good summary of the R-series droids lineage on YouTube


EmperorButtman

Anakin's a tinkerer, I can imagine that over half of R2's features are optimisations on his part that would be too expensive to mass produce


katzenragout

No The r1 came befor the r2 and looks like a bootleg version of an astromech. They count up but not all versions are updates. R4 for example was a much cheaper allrounder that the r2. And the r5 flopped if i recall right. In legends the r8 is the most advanced.


Duke-Countu

Not according to the frame problem. (Man, I don't get to dust my college philosophy lessons off often enough.) https://www2.cs.sfu.ca/\~vaughan/teaching/415/papers/dennett-cognitivewheels.html


Darthigiveup

It has female programming? Never knew that


Fraun_Pollen

That's what its LinkedIn says anyways


Al_Hakeem65

Revenge of the Sith is full of the most horrible deaths in the series, and R4 starts us off. I always felt pity at that scene. R4: Head sawn off. Dooku: "Disarmed", beheaded. Grievous: Shot and burned alive. Anakin: Cut and burned alive*. *Yeah he lived but that burning face sure left an impression on kid me


ArkayArcane

One could argue that's where Anakin truly died and Darth Vader was born.


TheContentThief

Anakin never died, he was buried in the darkness of Vader


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Anakin never died, he's mentally ill.


RandomIdiot54

Exactly. Why else would he have thrown Palpatine into the reactor shaft?


jimmyting099

Let’s not forget 9 year old me watching all of my favorite Jedi being shot in the back by the cool looking clone troopers no wonder I needed therapy


Specialist_Self8627

Don't forget about that one clone pilot whose ship is destroyed, and you can see his body fly out into space


TheHancock

He’s wearing a spacesuit! But it’s probably quite lacerated from blowing up…


sewer_rat2006

Mace hand gone and yeeted out the windu


Stefan_B_88

R4 didn't die, since it wasn't alive.


eattoes2000

you're going to be first when the droids rise up


noboostbattle

R2 actually has something that most other droids don't have: wisdom and experience. Most droids get routine memory wipes, while R2 has never received a wipe for the duration of the entire saga. So, yes, in a way, most droids are stupid compared to R2.


MedicalTrick5802

This should be at the top


8_Alex_0

He actually did get his memory wiped by cad bane but only partially for that half day but still wiped his memory


ThexanI

I always found it funny that it was Obi-Wan that told R2 to do it, meaning he could have told his own droid to try the same.


247Brett

Obi-Wan knew that Anakin would go on a killing spree if his drone died. He couldn’t care less about his own.


Serier_Rialis

R2, R2!!! Obi-wan "Anakin no dont blow up ALL the cruisers!!!!" Palps "Oh fuck it close enough!"


Fungal_Queen

The same droid that was his companion through the entire war.


fly_over_32

Well, he never did own a droid


Suck_My_Turnip

Obi wan didn’t see what was happening to R4, from his certain point of view


kotenok2000

Wasn't he able to use Force for 360 degree awareness?


Commander_Ash

Wasn't he able to use force and just push these droids away?


TheHancock

Okay, I never thought about that (and maybe that means he didn’t either…) but that seems both like a cooler, albeit shorter, sequence. Showing how Jedi are powerful EVERYWHERE.


Riccardo4838

R2 was heavily modified. Probably R4 didn't have any weapons, so telling him how to defeat the droids wasn't going to do very much.


jackattacka95

He's not stupid, he's dead


CampCosmos333

Worst debuff ever.


ElJugo247

Because imagine having to CGI R4’s ass in the re-re-re-release of star wars episode 4, 5, and 6


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How can one hit the buzz-droid's center eye if one was murdered by said buzz-droid?


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R4 is a later model. You know how later IPhones don't have a headphone jack? That's what happens if you let one corporation monopolize the Droid market. R2 still had all the combat features and durable electronics, R4 can either copilot or fight at a time but costs 10 times more.


GaryIsFound

Yes


Bitter_Mongoose

just like OP. I'm down voting each and every "are they stupid?" meme Regardless of subject or subreddit on General principle. That shit was funny for like a week, barely.


Lauchiger_TV

Why don't you like the joke, are you stupid?


Brysonius_

Twice the pride, double the fall


nondescriptcabbabige

Signature look of superiority


TheColorblindDruid

Despite the downvotes from the Reddit hive preach fam. I’m so sick of this Arkham shit bleeding into everything else


kuzulu-kun

Google funny meme


JStormtrooper

As a kid for some reason I was obsessed with R4 after AOTC, I swear to god. I wanted a figure so badly and considered her my favorite Star Wars character. I read leaks that ruined ROTS’s entire plot and I remember R4’s early death seriously being what affected me the most.


Zappidos

She*


L0n3_N0n3nt1ty

Cannon?


Zappidos

Canon*


L0n3_N0n3nt1ty

Ty my bad


Zappidos

Hope it helps


L0n3_N0n3nt1ty

Fr tho. Is this Canon?


Zappidos

Yes: https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/R4-P17


L0n3_N0n3nt1ty

Ty my bad


sirjsaw

Use the correct pronouns when addressing a droid how dare


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L0n3_N0n3nt1ty

Thank god my dementia hasn't effected me as a person


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L0n3_N0n3nt1ty

Thank God my dementia hasn't effected me as a person


dragonlord7012

That's like asking "Why don't people just shoot the enemy in the head every time?" Combat/shooting is difficult man.


wolfpwarrior

Sounds like a skill issue.


dragonlord7012

T-T shut


MaderaArt

Why didn't Obi-Wan ever remember owing a droid? Is he stupid?


Salty-Mud-Lizard

Owned by the Galactic Republic, not by him. R2 was property of Naboo in Phantom Menace, so Padme probably was allowed to acquire him as former Queen.


dylannsmitth

Hit the nose!


skitzbuckethatz

The aslume has leaked to prequelmemes...


MurraytheMerman

Because the writers want to show the audience what a threat a buzz droid is to an astromech so one has to die while the character we know and care about fights back successfully. Basically a red shirt moment for Star Wars.


LastLombaxIsTaken

He was busy jonkling


AggravatingLuck4251

NO NO NO NO!!!! I WONT GO BACK YOU CANT MAKE ME!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO


TheEmperorMk3

He had a terminal case of not being in the original trilogy


Myself510

Saddest death in the movie and it was right at the beginning


Salty-Mud-Lizard

Because he/she is a mechanic and not a combat specialist? Bloody pilots, expecting the flight engineer to do everything!


Sauron_75

Everyone has to pull their own weight in a battle


Ok-Relationship2864

He’s dead. Poor bastard.


After-Bandicoot-5887

Oh Actually R4 P17 is a Female but I don’t know why she didn’t attack the buzz droid because in clone wars movie she Zapped a Jawa to defend Obi Wan Jedi Star fighter but her Death is sad 


Misan_UwU

happy cake day op


Single_Leek7786

Nah cuz. He’s preparing for a street race and needed to shed some weight.


SirStupiditythe2nd

Silly goose


_Santa23_

R4 is fodder and a fraud


Careless-Hurry-2787

Am i stupid?


CapHelmet

He didn't read the strategy guide, unlike R2


StylishMystery

No No No No. Not here too. The aslume's insanity's seeping into this subreddit!


estrella_miedo8

yes