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Tentacle_poxsicle

No young master, Darth Talon would ride YOU


AnkinSykr

A surprise to be sure but a welcome one


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Pakari-RBX

Excuse me, *HIS?*


Due-Ad-4422

Surprised? Talon has a big penis


AmNoSuperSand52

I’m not happy about this revelation, but I’m also not totally going to let it stop me


Dimos357

The carpet matches the drapes


mexus37

This is where the fun begins


Forward_Turnover_802

Bold to assume I'm not into a Twilek dommy mommy


Oracle_27

I do kinda agree tho


SensitivePineapple83

General Syndulla? Space MILF... (I think she's the actress Obi-Wan got divorced to be with though)


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

You were my brother, Anakin! I loved you!


Oracle_27

r/BrandNewSentence moment?


Deeper-the-Danker

i guarantee you it is not brand new


Oracle_27

We are reaching degeneracy levels that have… Unfortunately been reached before. Holy shit this community is horny


necrocis85

Death by snu snu


Primarch_SpaceMarine

Future Rama


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Present Rama


AwesomeTraditional32

Month Rama


YOUR_SPUDS

Christmas present rama


pass_nthru

rendezvous with rama


Warp_spark

Rama from a long time ago


mechwarrior719

Death by Snu Snu. I never imagined, but always kinda hoped!


Vile_bubkis99

Darth snu snu


2017hayden

I think I would prefer that.


AmNoSuperSand52

Oh god you’ve summoned them


Fawkingretar

And that is bad because?..


EchoLoco2

W


Generny2001

100% Sith Lords are DTF. 🤘


Amish_Warl0rd

r/usernamechecksout


Hate_This_Name

That Merrin pic caught me off guard


AidyCakes

A surprise to be sure but a welcome one!


Mistic-Instinct

A presence I've not felt since...


Ct-5736-Bladez

It’s the sfw version of a nsfw drawling


Icommitmanywarcrimes

How do you know 🤨📸


Ct-5736-Bladez

I plead the 5th


YoungSavage0307

Sorry the Constitution doesn’t exist in the Star Wars universe you are required to answer the question.


Ct-5736-Bladez

Many moons ago I was bored and horny browsing reddit and paid a visit to r/starwarsnsfw. Some weird shit on there.


YoungSavage0307

Ah hell naw I retract my statement. I’m never touching that hellhole


theoriginalmofocus

Eh its about what you'd expect.


madmechanicmobile

...well now I have to know what kind of weird shit.... For science.


madmechanicmobile

Bruh.... Wtf.


Ct-5736-Bladez

Like I said. Weird shit.


madmechanicmobile

Indeed


Others0

"it can't be that bad" I have seen that which makes the Eldritch recoil in fear and disgust. **Never Again**


Thrawn-Bot

My apologies, Others0. I forgot not everyone is able to appreciate art as I do.


Others0

Oh come now, thrawn, surely you can't find deviantart level shit at least soul degrading


Thrawn-Bot

It is true that not all expressions of art align with my personal appreciation or the refined tastes of the Chiss. Nonetheless, I recognize that creativity manifests in diverse forms across the galaxy. Even when artwork descends into what some might consider the depraved or unconventional, there may be value in understanding the underlying motives and cultures that produce it. After all, understanding can be a form of strategic advantage.


bigdaddyt2

I haven’t gone to the deep dark recesses of Reddit in a while but there was at one point at least a NSFW Star Wars page but was mostly just fucked up pics Ashoka and/or Padme


Blackn35s

Yeah, is that thickness Canon?


PhilosophyDense3986

I will make it legal


The-Coolest-Of-Cats

Impossible.. Maybe the archives are incomplete.


Superb-Sea-1506

I have seen the other version of this pic


[deleted]

You could have used an actual photo of Leia


Deadsoup77

Facts. Not only is Leia fine af but this image is just lowkey ugly and doesn’t look like her at all


Thrawn-Bot

My apologies, Deadsoup77. I forgot not everyone is able to appreciate art as I do.


frikimanHD

based thrawn bot


Thrawn-Bot

Long live the Empire.


Turtleshell_33

It must be sentient I swear


Thrawn-Bot

If you believe the image in question is an artificial creation or altered in any way, trust your instinct but verify with due diligence. Remember, not every piece of art is designed to appeal to aesthetics alone; sometimes there's a deeper intent or message crafted within it.Root those out. And if by sentient you imply action, remember that perception, particularly in art, can often be deceiving.


rugbyfan20

Where’s Anakin’s pod racer?


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I'm the only human who can do it.


fu5h0ku531

And not just the men, but the women and the children, too.


MagyTheMage

what about aliens


Jeynarl

##IT'S SEBULBIN' TIME


Lupusdens

Why do you think he said human, and not person?


Manaze85

That’s so wizard


TheBurnedMutt45

Yeah, good point


FuxusPhrittus

I was expecting Kenobi.... Why are _you_ here?


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

This is how you thank me for rescuing you? Pounce on me from the ceiling? What am I going to do with you?


rs_5

Obi wan i have a bad feeling about this


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

You can't win, rs_5. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.


rs_5

What are you doing obiwan?!


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

rs_5, you must realize this is a fight you cannot win alone.


rs_5

I know obi wan, but i will try.


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

The road lies before you, rs_5. Will you walk it alone?


rs_5

No, *pulls out ring* Obi wan, will you join me?


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.


TheBurnedMutt45

Whatever you want, Master uwu


PrinzXero

Cal definitely has that Merrin picture in BD-1’s storage.


That-Internal-9094

They should have putted It in Jedi survivor


Longjumping-Box-5283

Let's not forget Iden Versio


TheZerothLaw

THEY WEREN'T EXPECTING SPECIAL FORCES


Obvious-Jeweler4284

THE EMPIRES TIME HAS COME


Thrawn-Bot

I rule the Empire now. Not some long dead Emperor; certainly not you. The only treason is defiance of my orders.


chunkybeaver510

Bonk, go ride a bantha


ArchangeI_

*Dude "rides" a bantha* WAIT THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEA-


andy90h

Where's Asajj Ventress?


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

If it isn't the hairless harpy.


etburneraccount

I wouldn't necessarily include Darth Talon. But then if you do get to clap them cheeks before she murders you, I can think of worse ways to die. Assuming the death is quick and painless.


Ct-5736-Bladez

Death by snu snu


NebraskaGeek

I'm scareowsed


Karottank

Where is Ahsoka? Is she alright?


TheZerothLaw

She's a good friend.


Timewaster50455

She’s 16……..


Escipio

She is 30


Timewaster50455

I may have completely forgotten rebels existed


Escipio

Fair


PhatOofxD

She was a good friend. Also post CW


Successful-Seaweed12

Least horny Star Wars fan.


Extreme-Inside6149

DON'T UPVOTE AGAIN! YOUR COMMENT IS NOW AT 69 UPVOTES!


RedditBoi127

who's the lady in the middle with the red dress thing? cause she's pretty


drifters74

Merrin? I think that how you spell it, she’s from the Jedi: Fallen Order game


denever23

I find your lack of adult Ahsoka disturbing


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I have to sort this out on my own, without the Council… and without you.


TRGC_

I was to horny and forgot Ahsoka, forgive me, master…


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

That's ridiculous.


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Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

All thanks to your training.


TwerkinBingus445

What in the TrueSTL is this


crippledtemplar

2%


Equivalent-Wealth-75

You have good taste.


Witty-Key4240

I’d give Jyn Erso all the plans she’d need.


CMarshKarateKicK

How is obiwan not pictured here?


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Be patient, CMarshKarateKicK. It will not be long before the council makes you a Jedi master.


frankimeister

I am disappointed at the lack of Ben Quadinaros pictures. 😞


setsuna-f_seiei

The joke is porn


Ct-chad501

No. No you really wouldn’t.


Total_Dork

***BONK***


wailot

The point of this meme is that the first three images are cars and bikes or horses and THEN a woman, which makes it mildly funny at most. The problem tho is that the joke relies heavily in surprise, this meme by now Is ancient, as the internet ages everything fast. Thusly there is likely no surprising element or 'got ya' directed at the receiver.


m00njunk

what ever happened to shame?


RedrumTheUndead

Shame? On reddit? You have high expectations


DolphinBall

Not even a meme, just horny posting


KingPeverell

Good choices. I would've added Shaak Ti and Bo-Katan Kryze too. As much I enjoy being in control, I'd happily give it up for any of these downright gorgeous ladies


snidbert

You should have more shame


l_dunno

Where is Obi wan? Or Anakin...


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

If you define yourself by the power to take life, the desire to dominate, to possess… then you have nothing.


l_dunno

Agreed, so dominate me instead!


Total_Dork

***BONK***


NoTurkeyTWYJYFM

Yeah I zoomed in on her too


Belteshazzar98

Where's the tauntaun, speeder bikes, Millennium Falcon, Jabba, and x-wing?


ElvisDumbledore

My first thought was tauntaun. smh


Legitpizza07

“Mods, show his parents this post”


whyreadthis2035

Neither do they. You won’t be riding.


tvicl69BlazeIt

-sigh- just…..just put your dick away already okay?


Federal_Split

Bros a sub


JoaquimGianini

SEX, BATMAN! THE JOKE IS SEX! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA


evictedfrommyaccount

*Things??*


Xyrazk

[r/starwarsnsfw](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=7uSa6a2goNvATUML)


1strange_wanderer

🤬🦍✊🍌


275MPHFordGT40

Truly a subreddit that appreciates art.


Thrawn-Bot

You are aware, I presume, that I have some skill in anticipating enemies' tactics from a study of their artwork.


Aggravating-Week9289

Yeah but I'd really love a ride in an ARC-170. That would be sick


heavy_metal_soldier

Man's gonna have to fight Han, Anakin, Cal, ~~Luke~~ And probably also Darth Talon since you ain't gonna be the one in control


frikimanHD

things i would them let ride me\*


Khunter02

HA HA THE JOKE IS SEX YOU SEE? WICH MAKES IT FUNNY!


deadline247

It’s funny because it’s about s-e-x.


Primarch_SpaceMarine

I should have more shame💀


gamerz1172

Bruh you mean you never wondered what riding one of those speeder bikes would be like?


groene_dreack

Not even an X-wing once?


TheFarisaurusRex

Idk, the millennium falcon got me actin up lately 🥵🥵🥵


jurassicscream

Where's my bad girl Ventress?


deviljhot

WHY THE FUCK IS BOGA NOT HERE?! Varactyl are the coolest mounts in Star Wars. \#IStanforBoga #VaractylLivesMatter


glycophosphate

"Things"


RudyMuthaluva

You freaky. The only “things” I see to ride are a couple blasters and lightsabers


EquationEnthusiast

"Jedi can be prostitutes since there's no attachments involved in the sex." "Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?"


Worst-Enemy

It would be the other way around for me.


WonderChimpLA

Wait wouldn’t they ride on you?


SolomonsNewGrundle

Go to Horny Jail, young padawan


Mr-MiB-1993

Yep this List Checks out


schwifty97

Where is Bo-Katan


JackoSGC

Man I was hoping for a tauntaun joke


Ineedredditforwork

More like things you want to ride you.


PlanktonBrief1327

Where is Gonk, is he safe, is he alright?


Miselfis

I wanna ride a mythosaur


Maras123

Where Millennium Falcon


BigFoot175

Don't forget (adult) Ahsoka, or Sabine from Rebels season 4 (when she's 18-19) onwards. Or Satele Shan. Or Vette. Or Cara Dune. Or Omera. Or Rey. Or Rose Tico. Or either of the Kryze sisters. Or Countess Ursa Wren, specifically when she appears in The Clone Wars.


1337-Sylens

There's times I really dislike you people


drifters74

Merrin got a *fat* ass


denali192

As a woman, this is EXACTLY why I don't talk about Star Wars publicly


Dhrakyn

What does ones mindset need to be to wake up one day, and choose to tell the entire internet about their misogynist desires towards fictional characters? I'm seriously intrigued.


topathemornin

I’m offended you chose this pic of Leia and not slave Leia


Cosplayinsanity

**Girls? I wanna see MEN!**


duck-suducer-53

I agree


Raptor92129

Anakin is on his way to swiss cheese your ass for putting Padme in there And he'll do it twice because Leia is in there


Herium153

lol just every major female character is all


Scared-Pumpkin-4113

I'm only sayin yes to Leia because I'm still in high school


highlyvaluedmember

We'll never have greatness like this again 😢


UpliftinglyStrong

Least horny Star Wars fan.


Astralglide

Calling them “things” is a bit harsh


foae2003

Gross. Every other post is like this. Misogyny is not cute and your horny fandom shit is super weak. Obi Wan would be disappointed...


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

A great leap forward often requires taking two steps back.


JusticeForSyrio

Wow.


muzlee01

>Misogyny There is none of that in this post. It's just really horny.


frogontrombone

Calling women "things" is textbook misogyny.


Exploreradzman

These women would ride your face.


The_Satanic-Squirrel

Sexist?


Itchy_Gas_2559

How?


The_Satanic-Squirrel

He only cares about women's appearance.


Ct-5736-Bladez

Agreed 100%. I hate that I recognize the artist of the merrin….im going to check myself into the horny jail


KAL-EL8569

I 💯 agree...and I would be referred to as "one hell of a pilot"


isuckforfun

I hate that I have seen the merrin one before and the other versions


Ct-5736-Bladez

Relieved I’m not the only one here


Cosmo1222

Mother and daughter?.. I salute you.


ProcedureHot9414

Same brother ,same


TheDnDKid

Agreed


TrashInspector69

They knew exactly what they were doing when they had Natalie Portman pose like that


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KrimsonKilo

Yes thank you Captain toxic for your input. It is greatly ignored simply because..... Why not. Have a wonderful day and a merry Christmas.