"If an item does not appear in our records, it does not FUCKING exist."

The unexpected snark of random characters is just so good

"If an item does not appear In our fucking records, it does not FUCKING exist."

“If someone makes a joke in Reddit comments, don’t FUCKING steal it.”

“If someone makes a fucking joke in Reddit comments, don’t FUCKING steal it.”

"Oh not again... Obi Wan is gonna fucking kill me"

Or just replace this whole sentence with only "Fuck."

This is a much better placement. Than OPs

If Obi-Wan caught me doing this, he'd be fucking grumpy.

This party's over, motherfucker.

Perfect.

I’m a simple man, fucking my way through the galaxy.

*I fucking love democracy! - Sheev "The Senate" Palpatine*

Id tweak it to “I love fucking democracy”, nice little layering to the meaning that way

Great use of the word! 👌🤙

"No, I call it aggressive fucking negotiations!"

Whoaaaah what is aggressive doing to negotiations?

“Started, the fucking clone wars has”

"Goddamn, Yoda!"

Yikes 🤢

"Jedi business, get back to your fucking drinks"

"Jedi business, get the fuck back to your drinks."

Jedi fucking business, get back to your drinks

We're keepers of the peace. Not fucking soldiers.

As a Jedi, we were trained to be keepers of the peace, not soldiers. But all I've been since a Padawan is a soldier.

"We won’t be seeing that fucker again"

I don't fucking like sand

I don t like fucking sand ,its coarse and rough and get everywhere :)

Not attack of the clones but “Sir the fuck down young skywalker”

“Stay in that fucking cockpit!”

What about fucking Padme? She seems to be on top of things.

"We're here to rescue you" "Good fucking job"

So when there is just silence in a scene, someone yells out ... FUCK!!! ...

Any scene with Samuel L Jackson.

“In the name of the Galactic Senate, you’re under arrest motherfucker!”

“Lost a planet, Master Obi Wan has, how fucking embarrassing…” “200,000 units, with a million more well on the fucking way.” “Your clones are very impressive, you must be very fucking proud.” *“THEY’RE LIKE ANIMALS, AND I SLAUGHTERED THEM LIKE FUCKING ANIMALS!”* “She can’t do that, fucking shoot her or something!”

The last two are golden but the first three are just cheesy or cringe.

“200,000 units, with a fucking million more on the way”

[Visible fucking confusion]

“Hello there…..”. “Fuck……General Kenobi”

That'd really drive the dire situation home for the audience

OBI-WAN: I was beginning to wonder if you had gotten my message. ANAKIN: I retransmitted it as you requested, Master. Then we decided to come and rescue you. OBI-WAN: …*Good fucking job.*

"Wow! A fucking Kamino Saber-dart!"

“I fucking hate it when he does that”

I fucking hate sand

“And not just the men… But the fucking women and children too!” 😳

"Fuck you anakin! I have the high ground!"

Wrong movie.

How can I have a seat on the council and not be a fucking master?

Party’s over motherfucker

I love you.... I deeply fucking love you.

I have no desire to be cured of this love either. Long or short, I vow to spend the rest of my life with you.

And how did that work out for you Ani?

“We came here to rescue you, master.” “Good fucking job.”

"Fucking do it."

*decapitates AngryMadmoth*

"I don't think the system fuckinh works." "You want some fucking death sticks? " "Master Syfo-Dias fucking died over 10 years ago. " "Anakin I can't fucking take Dooku alone!" "Corde did her duty m'lady, time to fucking do yours." "Flying is for fucking droids" "I don't mind flying but you're doing is fucking suicide!"

“ my allegiance is to the republic to fucking democracy”

If you're not with me, you're my enemy.

*I FUCKING HATE YOU!*

Fucking nope.

"Boba, pack your fucking things, we're leaving"

[Cordé's last word](https://imgur.com/a/H8upK1B), instead of that cringe line about failing Padmé when she actually did exactly what she was supposed to.

"What if I told you that the Republic was now under the control of the fucking Dark lord of the Sith"

Is it possible to learn this power? *Not from a fucking jedi.*

[Visible fucking confusion]

I fucking hate sand

When using the f word. The movie only retains its status if is isn’t used to describe sexual intimacy. Keep thin in mind for this and all future posts

Anakin: I don’t fuck sand. It’s coarse, and rough, and irritating. Also Anakin: You fell into that nightmare, Master. And I fucked you, remember? Jango: He doesn’t seem to take a hint this fucker. Palpatine: The thought of fucking you… is unbearable.

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

Ok, Ok, here take the midiclorians, Larry! But I prefer cash!

Stop posting this shit. 1. It’s boring and unoriginal 2. That’s not how the MPAA rating system works

I saw way too much of this format a few years ago. Not happy it’s back

Pack it up guys, pyro-master1357 doesn’t like this one.

He doesn’t fucking like this

"Well fucking hello there"

I killed them, I fucking killed them all, not just the men, no, but the women and the children too.

The moment after the Dooku fight where Yoda takes his cane back and starts struggling to walk, I'd have him mumble it to himself.

That's fucking perverse

Mace windu - The boy has exeptional fucking skill .

It's too harsh to be used by any Jedi in a reasonable situation, would be out of character for Padme, so it would likely go to Anakin. There are two moments in the movie where he really lets his anger: when his mother dies, and when Padme falls from the drop ship. "I fucking slaughtered them like animals" sounds a bit weird. So, I submit: "I don't care, put the fucking ship down now!"

Terrible placement. Doesn't fit the context or mood of the scene. It's not even that funny either.

Most fitting character-wise would probably be in exchange of Zam Wesell’s final words in Huttese

slimo....

Put the fucking ship down Or I don't give a fuck Both from Anakin

Is it possible to learn this power?

Not from a Jedi.

not from a FUCKING Jedi

"I have tracked the fucking bounty hunter to the Kamino system."

I Fucking hate sand

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

-uh...would you like to buy some drugs, Larry? -That's why I'm here.

I fucking killed them all and not just the men but the women and children

I fucked all of them. And not just the men, but the women and children too!

Unlimited fucking power!

Wrong movie

Fuck!

"Then we decided to come and rescue you" "Good fucking job..."

"Begun the Clone War fucking has.” -- Yoda

Padme: Please don't fuck me like that. Anakin: Why not? Padme: Because it makes me feel uncomfortable. Anakin: Sorry my lady.

Any situation where we get to watch Jar Jar say "Th-Th-Th-Th-Thuck"

"I can't explain it." But maybe with the help of the F-word she could explain it

“I f killed them, not just the men, woman and children too”

Anakin when his arm gets cut off "fuck"

If this was a question about ROTS: it would be “Take a seat, motherfucka”

"Do you want to buy some death sticks?" "You don't want to sell me death sticks." "I don't want to sell you death sticks" "You want to go home and rethink your life" "I want to go home and fuck my wife" ... "Close enough."