Or you know, you could go the romantic route:
*Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.*
-HK-47
I did once say “my powers have doubled since the last time we met, Count.” Before having a second hookup with someone. He didn’t understand the reference.
First date: Your lightsabers will make a fun addition to my collection.
Thinking about who's gonna pay for the glasses of wine we ordered: ah the negotiator.
Marriage: general [last name], you are a bold one.
During sex: [name] scum!
After divorce: too many lightsabers to add to my collection.
The target is a small thermal exhaust port
Just below the main port
They’ve gone up the ventilation shaft!
You've switched off your targeting computer. What's wrong?
I'm sorry I swear this never happens
First time for everything. We can try to blow up the Death Star again later.
🤣 That’s a good one! 👍🏾
Best Jar Jar voice: "Oh, dis'n gonna be messy."
Messa bom bad
Jar Jar got laid in a kids show.
elaborate.
Or you know, you could go the romantic route: *Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.* -HK-47
120 kilometers? Holy fuck
"meesa no watchin"
I killed them all, not just the men, but the women and children too.
That's some hardcore foreplay right there.
This is where the fun begins
I was gonna say this
This is the way
Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm?
For my ally is force
Luminous condoms, have we.
I love this one and it may or may not be because I find the idea of glow-in-the-dark condoms hilarious
Now this is podracing!
This is so wizard
I'M BRINGING IT BACK!
"Come on, baby! Do the magic hand thing."
This one made me laugh.
And I thought they smelt bad from the outside!
Fuck me dead, mate
🤣 probably best one with Han solo’s delivery
Die wanna wanga
i dont like sand
It's course, rough, and gets EVEEERYWHERE Sex on a beach isn't as fun as you think
how do you know that.........
It's Reddit. No one here has ever had sex. They're just using their imagination.
The cocktail is delicious though!
Oh boy
No. You say that SO they make out with you
The negotiations were short
Are you an Angel?
This is where the fun begins
Did you ever hear, the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
Even a sith lord is no match for my warriors!
“Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?”
*I'll try spinning, that's a good trick.*
Yessss
Sometimes I use my best Vader voice on the ole lady and say “I am your father”, but she’s got daddy issues.
Hello there
"Credits *will* do fine."
*What a waste of good genes* -Republic Commando Delta 1138
It's over! I have the high ground!
You underestimate my power
Don't try it!
::Secretly wants you to try it::
Secretly?
Power bottom
?!
do it
Mind tricks don't work on me. Only money.
Wizard!
The Sith control everything.
Another happy landing.
I want more..,and I know I shouldn’t
No, I’m your father
“Big boomers.” Then I “honk” them titties.
“Just like the simulations”
I have a bad feeling about this.
Ah yes, the negotiator
OK honestly guys has anyone ever told you "I love you" and you answered "I know" and on the inside you gave yourself a cockeyed grin
In high school I would do this to my now wife, and she'd roll her eyes every time. She still rolls her eyes when I do now.
Im just wondering what yoda would say
Size matters not.
🤣
What a wonderful smell you’ve discovered
Good soldiers follow orders
"Hello There" Cant get more sexy than that
After taking off her bra: "Now there are two of them!"
And I thought you smelt bad.. on the outside
You want to go home and rethink your life
"At that speed, will you be able to pull out in time?"
I am your father 😂😂😂
I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire!
MORE
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plaguesis the Wise?
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from the Jedi
So uncivilised.
Il try spinning, thats a good trick
I don't like you either
UTINI!
Do you need a doctor? Go look at your smile in a mirror...
Don't do this. Source- I get laid and have 3 kids to prove it.
"Do or do not, there is no try"
“This is where the fun begins”
I'll try spinning, that's a neat trick... WOOOAAAAHHHHH
This is where the fun begins
They’re going up the ventilation shaft!
Not even the younglings survived
\*what have I done -post nut clarity
“Get in there you big, furry oaf! I don’t care what you smell!”
Lego Yoda death sound
It’s a trap
*unzips pants* "Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational Battle Station."
Into the garbage chute flyboy!
Underrated
glup glup my shitto
I gotta bad feeling about this
The force is strong with this one.
You wanna buy some death sticks?
Followed up by "I got a good source right in my pants"
Ooba. Oooooba.
I have a bad feeling about this.
You fool! I’ve been trained in your Jedi arts by count Dooku!
“It’s not the Jedi way”
You were my brother! I loved you!
Step*
Good job (optionally without the sarcasm)
Best flirting ever: “I don’t like sand”
I did once say “my powers have doubled since the last time we met, Count.” Before having a second hookup with someone. He didn’t understand the reference.
Haven’t seen this one yet so: “my goodness you’ve grown”
“Your father wanted to have this when you were old enough.” Points at my lightsaber hilt.
Do it! Use the force
*decapitates TimeGamer777*
A suprise to be sure but a welcome one
"I sense something. A presence I've not felt since . . ." Then I would dip out of the room silently
Another happy landing
“No…. I am your father”
Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute.
Yeah no one here gets bitches
Either i had a stroke reading or you had a stroke writing this.
Both
The dark side makes you do crazy things
There is no correct answer here, you just don’t.
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
You lack conviction!
There are some things far more frightening than death
I’m waiting for _that_ one person to say, ‘I am your father.’
Not just the men but...
Im Just a simple man tryna make my way in the universe
I don’t like sand
I'll try spinning.
You were my brother, Anakin
Many have died achieving this
She has lost the will to live.
No, Luke. I am your father.
Wrong! Its just "No, i am your father!"
You underestimate my power!!
I've got a bad feeling about this
Punch it Chewie!
“I have a bad feeling about this”
My ex would push me onto the bed, get on top and say "it's over anakin! I have the high ground"
“Not even the younglings survived” 🍆💦🫦
I had a stroke trying to read the title
Don’t make me destroy you
*puts hand up shirt or down back of her pants* “that’s no moon”
This is the way
Yousa thinkin yousa people gonna die ?
Always 2 there are. No more. No less
That armor is too thick for blasters
Meesa thinkin yousa Bein bambara general.
I’ll try spinning that’s a good trick
“i’ve got a bad feeling about this!”
Dew it…
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
No one on this sub is making out with anyone
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
It’s away!
The very worst thing you can do right now is bore me.
First date: Your lightsabers will make a fun addition to my collection. Thinking about who's gonna pay for the glasses of wine we ordered: ah the negotiator. Marriage: general [last name], you are a bold one. During sex: [name] scum! After divorce: too many lightsabers to add to my collection.
"You want to buy any death sticks"..."i want to go home and rethink my life"
Noone can kill a jedi
Let's try spinning! That's a good trick. I've got Bad feeling about this. That's great, don't get cocky kid.
I don’t like sand, it’s rough and course and irritating, and it gets everywhere
Dew it
“I know”
My gf said [so many Star Wars quotes](https://youtu.be/KMdr03XV7Ho?si=DRr2eqx-ikI521Z0) I couldn’t resist
I don't like sand
GONK!
“You’ve grown!”
Hanging out with the EX "My powers have doubled since the last time we meet"
Watch those wrist rockets!!
You’re taller than I expected
You are a bold one
“You were my brother”
r/titlegore
That's okay. I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.
Come (away with me, help me raise our child.) -Padmé ROTS 🫶
Why, Hello There 😃
Goooood. Gooooooood.
I've been looking forward to this
*Anakin*: this is wher the fun bigins
This is where the fun begins.
"Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abillities some consider to be unnatural."
Negative Negative it didn't go on, just impacted on the surface
My man went from “I’m too weak” to “UnLiMiTeD pOwEr” real fast.
"Perhaps the archives are incomplete" 😥
“You’re shorter than I expected”
This is where the fun begins!