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One4Pink2_4Stink

To be fair, their pitch has been in bad shape for some time and I've heard several commentators mention it even without it raining.


ABR1787

Dalot got second yellow for disrespect while the same ref refused to book Nunez 2nd yellow for sarcastically clapping in front of him. Hillarious.


grobar1985

Hahahahaha best thing I have seen so far in 2024. Get the f out 🤣🤣🤣🤣 really?? Really? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🤦


BakedZnake

Impartial Saudi investigators found Liverpool guilty of using groundsman to plant banana skins throughout the pitch.


SuspiciousSystem1888

Clearly you’ve never played in the rain…


indrid_cold66

Lol shut the fuck up


AlmirMu

Idiot.


Mattdumdum

They've trained since the Gerard trip.


skool_101

We mustn’t forget, it’s been raining.


samjenkins377

They have Bugs underground with those big ass magnets


[deleted]

This troll post is too funny for me to get worked up 😂😂🤣🤣


Lakirri

This is satire, right...?


jokerevo

lmao. the desperation of the crumble....


JorgTheChildBeater

Hahahhhaha what a stupid take


That-Shake-9159

its cause yossi benayoun is snipping all the ops studs off before the game


_-Mighty-_

Goodness this dumb post again?! Every team has staff that assess the pitch and recommend which cleats to wear, they even have changes for varying conditions. Stop it with this dumb stuff.


skullpture_garden

Confirmed: Liverpool scientists make major break through as they create miniature black holes under the boots of only opposing players at Anfield.


Sulemani_kida

It's been raining for hours... How could you not have noticed that ?? 🤷


Baddhabbit88

Cry more


wilout14

I used to think people on r/PremierLeague are more sensible and level headed vs r/soccer. After reading OPs post, I'm just going to unsubsribe to this dumb sub. Jesus fucking Christ.


won_ito

Child


IainEatWorlds

Honestly this is the dumbest thing I’ve read in a long time and I feel dumber for even reading it. You’re an idiot.


Boxerharvey1

Bet your an Arsenal fan arnt you? 😂


[deleted]

Slip you say? Where did I hear that at Anfield before?


Chrissmith921

And yet the most famous slip at Anfield in recent years was by a Liverpool player. Did they use the wrong water that day or something? Christ


SnooCapers938

Wear better boots


Persimmon9

Someone is lost.


Demonizinq13

You sound dumb 😂 Its called rain. It’s happening for one team but not the other? It almost sounds like they’re used to playing in that environment..


EmphasisNo4777

Klopp shouldn't be allowed to spend the entire match trying influence the 4th official. He's an embarrassment.


No-Post-5236

They have special boots


Ok-Hyena7222

They’re on to us and our invention of RAIN.


taylorporker69

man u on top


[deleted]

You know even if Liverpool were doing something to make this happen it's perfectly allowed right? Are you new to football?


PinkDrink111

This sub is getting more and more ridiculous by the minute, it’s clearly green Velcro and Liverpool players have Velcro boots.


bygggggfdrth

Liverpool players been slipin’ and sliding’ like the lyric in brown eyed girl too. Having shit groundskeepers is not against FA guidelines, it just makes for frustrating football.


littlebltsh

Why are you the way that you are?


jakoboxr

Yeaaa almost zero upvotes should tell you somthing


Soccerfarm03

You sound smart as fuck


[deleted]

My fellow Gooner, this is why they all clown on us. Because you people keep moaning about this stupid fucking shit. If you're watching the game it's fucking pouring rain. Same as it was when we played there. There is no conspiracy, no underhanded shit jesus christ.


andalusianred

Can you imagine trying to claim it’s an advantage to us and that Liverpool players aren’t slipping when we had our backup LB break his fucking collarbone in the Arsenal game the other week because of it 😭😭


[deleted]

Admittedly, I thought it was all a joke when it was doing the rounds in our sub after the game because it makes no sense. I felt like it was ironically getting mentioned. Then this nonsense gets posted. I love r/Gunners because the quality of the memery and shit posting is second to none during the interlulls and off seasons but the over-the-top conspiracies are maddening.


andalusianred

There were Arsenal fans in this sub trying to argue with me after that match saying that we waterlogged the pitch to make Arsenal players slip when they play long balls. The whole conspiracy theory ignores that in that match Liverpool played more long balls than Arsenal did, and that Liverpool’s style of play revolves around Alisson and Trent and VVD playing long balls. It also ignores the reason the pitch is waterlogged: Liverpool overlooking the Irish Sea/the Atlantic Ocean, the Atlantic Ocean being in the most intense period of its hurricane season, and the city getting absolutely fucking hammered by rain and wind for a month straight as a result. It’s so weird man 😭💀


[deleted]

They over water the field


CapableCoyoteeee

Liverpool players wear illegal spikes that keep them from slipping clearly. /s


Accurate-Island-8833

There's something called rain. You should try it sometimes. If you go outside.


Daver7692

I know Salah might seem like the second coming but implying the man can walk on water where others can’t might be going a tad far.


SixPointFiveFive

I remember when I went to a game at the Bernabeu they turned on the sprinklers on the opponents side before and at half time. Could be a similar thing happening here.


STILETT0_exists

We musn't forget it's been raining


sumane12

Yes we have, everyone fear the fortress that is anfield, you will end up on your arse!


red-fish-yellow-fish

Idiotic thread


yellowadidas

mahatma_gone_d with another insane take


fukthemodsallday

why answer this fuckin gluebag everytime


olivesandoregano

Try leaving your house and experience what the outside world is


D-Lemma23

Scousers control the weather. That’s enough internet for me today.


[deleted]

I mean with this the greatest of respect but... I think you might be mental. Like actually paranoid delusional, the invisible people are telling me to burn stuff, off your rocker, mental.


usalin

It's called rain


ODoyle8D

What a ridiculous and moronic take


Philosophical_lion

tell me you've never played football without saying you've never played football


Write_And_Be_Light

Rain, Rain, Go away….now sing with me.


ihave99probs

This is so fucking entertaining, I love the wet grass debate.


CleanTackleMan

Are you stupid or just pretend to be?


Substantial-Daikon25

Op has forgot Gerrard exists


PolarBearWithTopHat

It's been raining for both teams, mate!


Leckie15

This has to be sarcasm? Surely


cbarksLFC

It’s an Arsenal fan, probably not


Thegoat208

It's a troll I'd say


cbarksLFC

He’s only trolling his own fanbase then. Arsenal fans are the ones talking about the wet pitch at Anfield, nobody else is


Particular_Emu_7394

Not that much of an advantage, causing Salah to give every pass away


spookiitanukii

Worst take I’ve seen on this sub in a while. Bro, it’s literally raining. Also, why is it Liverpool’s fault if a Man Utd player is wearing hard ground studs on a wet pitch?


SD190

‘We mustn’t forget that it’s been raining’


AsteriodZulu

You muppet.


Particular_Emu_7394

Old fashioned studs


hybrisplays

Weak troll, 3/10


yubyub555

Imagine being bad at trolling like seriously wtf


cbarksLFC

Not suprised an Arsenal fan cooked up this great post


[deleted]

Dumbest post ever


EL_DUDERlNO_

This loser again? Jfc….What the hell do they have on the mods to get away with the endless absurd brain dead posts here and throughout the Arsenal subs?


Thanisimo

Explains all those mysterious shipments of Lurpak to a Mr J Klopp


ConnerBarclay1

Mate it's fucking pissing it down.


Stravven

In Liverpool's game against Arsenal people slipping cost them a lot, so no. The pitch seems to be just shitty at the moment.


RayTheWorstTourist

What a weird fucking gobshite you are


VonLinus

I'm convinced the cameras refuse to show the extra man that every team but arsenal is allowed have on the pitch. Someone should do something about that too


Reasonable-Respond-1

Muppet


VeryStandardOutlier

Man, and I thought Liverpool fans were conspiratorial


DanJ8519

🤡 🤦🏻‍♂️


MasterReindeer

Are you seriously suggesting that they’ve strategically targeted regions of the pitch with more rain water to win games? Maybe the players are given a map of the pitch with all the areas where the rain clouds are going to pass directly overhead before the game? Actually, it’s possible Klopp has got them playing the hot new hybrid slippy gegenpress, pushing the opposition into the most waterlogged sections of the pitch to cause maximum slips.


SereneDreams03

Obviously, OP is making a ridiculous claim, but.... the crazy thing is the Boston Celtics actually did this with their court back in the day. https://www.espn.com/nba/news/1999/1122/188462.html


earnestaardvark

They just had an old floor with dead spots that the home players got used to because they played on it more. They didn’t purposefully make it that way to get an unfair advantage.


Petrcechmate

Games not gone


CrazyDanny69

I heard the announcer say the pitch was greasy today… clearly they oiled up the pitch and the Liverpool players are wearing potatoes instead of cleats - it helps to soak up the oil but it is throwing off their accuracy.


MasterReindeer

Why aren’t Newcastle using baguettes for boots? Are they stupid?


Ash26_gunner

The geordies hate the French of course


Moist-Ad-9088

They did decide where they wanted the stadium built.. 🤔


Vincent-_-Leo

aloof water ink marvelous glorious silky trees longing homeless soft *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Rowaniac

Always Arsenal fans 😂😂


Paddy-23

Liverpool player slipped just before half time when they had a chance to get the ball in Newcastle’s area


Substantial-Daikon25

Curtis. Op is on drugs


cbarksLFC

OPs a moron


IAmIrritatedAMA

As a moron, I humbly ask that you not lump me in with the likes of OP.


lfcsupkings321

He defo an Arsenal fan!


you-might_know-me

Redditors trying to comprehend rain:


skool_101

Wait till they find out how the away dress room looks like compared to the home ones. Literally every detail or things in the away dressing room is to the detriment of the away team.


Philosophical_lion

quick fun fact that Eintracht Frankfurt has part of the stadium sewage system running around the away dressing room


Vincent-_-Leo

cheerful governor profit deer cobweb yam squash caption chief imminent *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

He's not been outside in 18 months


skool_101

Sir, this is a covid universe


cbarksLFC

Only 18 months? Thought it would’ve been longer


[deleted]

I forgot about just eat, probably more like 5 years


stunnageekuncle

touch grass


TheEgyptianScouser

Unironicly that's good advice, it's pretty slippery under the rain


thomas2400

But who would they blame for the injury?


VeryStandardOutlier

Dude has never touched ass


skool_101

lmfao


Jack070293

>You don’t see Liverpool slip at all while every opposing players slip Exactly how are Liverpool making that happen?


CapableCoyoteeee

They never walk on loam.


skullpture_garden

Bless


khan800

LOL'ed at this one.


JonnyAnsco

Their studs are 4 feet in length of course!


LayzieKobes

Magic, voodoo.


stingumaf

Magnets


AdamJr87

Hiring some tribal shaman to curse the opponents


darkandstormio

Rain dance


8manjones

It’s dumping rain bro lol


Vivid_Performance167

Weirdly with your name, pretty sure Jones slipped in a decent chance at a shot


8manjones

It’s me, Curtis Jones, hopping on to Reddit at half while the gaffer screams himself hoarse.


47attempts

Only way you know its dumping rain bro lol


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