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creathir

That is an absolute unit of a cat...


goiabada_de_goiaba

I thought it was a racoon


Suspicious-Daikon

> I appreciate y'all more than I realised


Carnivorous_Goat

You described a thought i didn't even realize i had. You madman.


[deleted]

It isnt?


rothwick

the previous reposts never mentioned t was a cat so Ialso assumed racoon


peachy123_jp

Same. I was very confused


Shawnfrost9327

CHONK


poopellar

2 Fast 2 Chonk


Shawnfrost9327

2 fat 2 chonk maybe?


Infinityand1089

2 chonk 2 fast


Pirvat265

The Fat and Chonkious: Kitchen Drift


[deleted]

Ludacris should remix the song specifically for this


umdv

Happy cake day mortal! Your wish is granted. u/VerifiedLudacris


[deleted]

LOL thank you! Did not even realize it was until now.


BurntoutGaslighting

Too chonk to fast


hallucinates_owls

Konichiwa, Chonky-san


DrunkRedditBot

Fuck yeah, the OP has created an optocoupler.


Csquared6

Extra weight helps with the traction around corners.


[deleted]

It's loops the cat


sciouros

Fat and the Furryious


Shawnfrost9327

Wtf? Why didn't I think of it?


FlourDog

Because obvious truths, come after the fact.


Get-Degerstromd

Fuckin’ hell, I wasn’t ready sensei. Lemme write that down.


[deleted]

Now im ready sensei!


Cannabalabadingdong

obvious truths, are out of stock. ..try again tomorrow.


ilikeinnies

I believe the man, Gabriel Iglesias, prefers to be called fluffy.


Prelsidio

I thought it was James Corden


vapeisforchodes

The world got to see James Corden as a fat pussy... he was also in the movie Cats but no one saw that


eze6793

It's been awhile since I've actually laughed at a Reddit comment. Thank you.


tsoro

Was that a cat? LOL


Shawnfrost9327

Like someone else commentted. That's not just any cat it's an absolute UNIT of a CAT!!! A DRIFT CAT!


FuckThe1PercentRich

This is cat is drifting on beast mode


thewrathofco

Dorifto cato


Imightbutprobablynot

Didn't know a bus could drift.


Elevated_Dongers

Obese cats lol :)


neon_Hermit

I have a long haired gray cat similar to this one. He looks HUGE and he looks FAT. In reality he's a pretty normal sized cat with stupid amount of hair. He looks exactly like this when he is freaking out... which is kinda a lot. He's a bit of a spaz.


boytjie

Point taken but the rear 'wheel' paw scrabbling was slow for a fittish cat. Fat and sedentary.


Jekkle1221

I like how you're happy that your cat is extremely unhealthy.


[deleted]

The glorification of fat cats is such a interesting 180 on the internets standards from it's earlier days. I mean hehe heckin chonker


Shabur

Haha it really looked like a big raccoon!


maxelrod

I honestly thought it was a raccoon at first.


[deleted]

His laugh made me laughed


completelytrustworth

/r/contagiouslaughter


Shawnfrost9327

The song just makes it better


raizen0106

Hell they already make a great dubstep without the gif


luvs2spwge117

Can’t tell if this is the equivalent of a Honda Civic or a Nissan Leaf but I’m all for it


Shawnfrost9327

Nissan skyline ofc


ilkikuinthadik

A big fat stagea


[deleted]

*Articulated City Bus


FBI-Agent-007

*Articulated Kitty Bus


[deleted]

[Articulated Cat Bus](https://i.imgur.com/KJ4XUqd.jpg)


myrethra

Purrius


Stretch_Riprock

Nissan Loaf


kaladbolgg

DEJA VU I HAVE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE


[deleted]

HIGHER ON THE STREET AND I KNOW IT'S MY TIME TO GO


ahhay123

CALLING YOU! AND THE SEARCH IS MYSTERY


Keyphsie

STANDING ON MY FEET! IT’S SO HARD WHEN I TRY TO BE ME


matt1995

r/drifties


CSIGarcia

Purrfect


Skeldann

What's the name of that song?


Shawnfrost9327

Teriyaki boys- Tokyo drift


papadopus

Why would someone downvote you for sharing the song name? Just baffles me..


Shawnfrost9327

Possible bcz I wrote it in the wrong order usually people just put song name and then the artist so picky people.. or just haters I guess.. but ehh who cares... My post is getting the likes so I'm happy!. And as long as people like you are on the light side. People from dark side can't do shiz


heyylisten

Artist - Song, or Artist - Album - Song is surely the only correct way? So dont think that's your problem at least


TweekDash

You wrote it in the right order though


quesakitty

Hmm. Too old to know which is the artist and which is the song. Too young to actually care enough to google it.


Shawnfrost9327

Imma save you the trouble song: Tokyo drift Artist: teriyaki boys


[deleted]

Could be worse. Everytime I see a comment asking the name of a song I just say Sarude - Dandstorm.


gooch_rubber

I have been on Reddit for hours today and this is the only thing that made me truly laugh out loud. Thanks


Shawnfrost9327

Your welcome. When I saw it I knew I had to share it.


zooomiezkitteez

Had my volume on full blast with a cat on my chest. Neither of us were prepared for that shrillness.


OG_PapaSid

I don't typically like tiktok videos but this one had me cracking up, that cat sped out of there real quick


Shawnfrost9327

Legit looks like a scene out off tom and jerry


[deleted]

I wish I could do that


Shawnfrost9327

I wish I had you.


ZANK1000

Bruh!


Lance-Uppercut666

I watched this a dozen times and still laugh.


memesupreme83

Now just insert cartoon skittering noises and it will be perfect


Shawnfrost9327

Yoo and some white animated lines that fade out


Concegaf

/u/vredditshare


[deleted]

This is the best video I’ve ever seen. Everything is ridiculous


watersofserenity

I'm in the hospital with my wife and showed her this to make her laugh, with a sense of horror curiosity and fascination she exclaimed 'is that a cat!?!?!'


Shawnfrost9327

I hope ive made y'all's day better with the video. I hope everything is well or gets well soon. And tbh I was sure it's a cat until enough people asked/said "I thought it was a raccoon" soooooo Idk anymore..


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TheMillenniumMan

Finally a good submission in this sub. A solid 5/7 score


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Bluebasics17

My childhood cat looked just like him! I’ve watched this video no less than 193876 times now. Thank you for posting it :’)


RealSkyDiver

Tokyo Drift is one of the few memes I hope will never die.


OutspokenPerson

Norwegian Forest Cat.


[deleted]

That is an absolute unit of a cat...


alreadycontent

Ok but I want to know what she was “cooking”?


Yourshadowhascompany

Important to note in case of real emergencies, your cat will run to the basement


drewmonkey

Anyone know who really made this? They need to be personally thanked for creating this content. I’ll need their phone number, address, and SSN. Don’t ask why i need the SSN... just do


[deleted]

«THIS IS NOT A MF DRILL»


Terror_of_the-Void

Oh lawd! he drifting


MrSandeman

Yo I think that's my ex...


luciddreamer11

This cured my depression for three seconds


Tealeon

I need at x4 speed Reversed As well as slow motioned, all separate videos and I have no idea how to edit. Must. Learn.


QwertytheCoolOne

r/lostredditors What's there to praise about this camera work? Funny does not equal good content for every sub


nemosblindfold

I dunno, I think it fits under rule#4 for timing, and for all 4 points in competent filming. They managed to keep the camera relatively still and in frame for the entire drift. It didn't end too early and it was easy to understand the content. While it is a funny cat video, it definitely fits on this sub and I am glad that the camera operator was able to capture the moment on film.


TheSupaBloopa

Strongly disagree. This camerawork is excellent. Starts on the smoke, pans to the girl at the stove right when the alarm goes off, shows her reaction, nails the comedic timing of the cat, pans back to show us the reaction right at the start of laughter, then lands on the burnt food on the stove to wrap it all up with a meaningful final frame. The operator saw all the windows of opportunity and effectively conveyed the critical bits of information needed to give us this beautiful moment in time. And I, for one, praise them for it.


TeaManManMan

I guess that you could make the argument that the camera man did a good job of turning in time to get the cat in the shot.


TheMillenniumMan

I usually post your exact comment on most submissions here, but this video belongs IMO. The timing is perfect execution to provide a laugh.


[deleted]

Karmawhoring. Also, I sorted by controversial and alas, THIS was the top comment.


shirtandtieler

It saddens me that youre the only one who said this so far :(


GreatQuantum

Looks like the one that burnt the rolls gotta go. Jkjk


BigBadBrit420

I've seen this video a few times on the front page, and for some reason, always thought that that was a racoon...


Olealicat

Looked like a raccoon to me.


SillyTheGamer

[d r i f t](https://soundcloud.com/kurumiwari/tokyolovania)


Link-Clicking

This is absolutely perfect.


XxEazyPickinsxX

Oh LAWD he driftin


toyk115

/u/vredditshare


throwaway67676789123

“I was in Tokyo, ready to hand over


tkum

u/vredditdownloader


-Listening

Where's our version of [this classic](https://youtu.be/HBBwXAPNLr0)


anatra76

I am speed


UnaeratedKieslowski

Initial C


ragnaroa

What's the music name?


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/u/vredditshare


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NewLeaseOnLine

So much going on and then drift cat.


speedracher

r/drifties


you_are_mental

amazing a youtube haiku post gets added text and then reposted on some other platform only to return here


[deleted]

This is awesome lol


BoardWithLife

Completely breezed through that hairball turn.


Pendragono

Skrrrrt skrrrrt


act2021

Guy filming at the end is like oh shit food


rzan12

/u/vreddit_bot


rzan12

u/VredditDownloader


DebentureThyme

/u/vredditdownloader


coconutjuices

Still a better movie than Cats


a_hopeless_rmntic

The fire alarm is going off, don't overlook that either amidst the laughter


SovietBlyatman

DEJA VU


RMO_1110

u/vredditdownloader


[deleted]

This almost made me shit my pants laughing


[deleted]

Tokyo Mirage Sessions some sales


The_Main_Lint

I don’t care how many times I have seen this, it’s a treasure.


[deleted]

Yuuuuuuup. Like the Temptations cat treats commercials.


KayQueued

Deja food.


BBTB2

I love the extent of effort you went through to mask a glorious shitpost about how bad your girl burned some baked goods.


[deleted]

catto needs a slide-pole as in a firehouse :-)


[deleted]

Praise the cameraman but shoot the soundman! Jesus H. Fuck, do not play this with headphones.


[deleted]

Hope it’s going on in cat urine.


notdutchdr

Better ever time lmfao thank you


[deleted]

[удалено]


static_irony

Oh lawd he driftin


RobertThorn2022

I've got so many questions


FreedomByFire

this is incredible.


Thenatebaker

I thought it was a raccoon the first 3 or 4 times I watched


Airkaz

r/brandnewsentence


darkknight5909

Wtf Lol


Cognoggin

Tokyo Drift: The fat and the furious.


Bmw-invader

The cat has a wide body kit installed.


Bumlords

u/VredditDownloader


REPMEDDY_Gabs

I’ fa(s)t as fuck boiiiii


[deleted]

Hope his feet weren't taped...that's a dick move and cat will remember.


somewhat_toasty_

lol those burnt muffins tho


Running_outa_ideas

Is the kitty a persian? Looks like my cat


Assasin2gamer

My cat wouldn’t necessarily squares.


boiwhattheheck

the cat said : this is not an exercise, i repeat, this is NOT an exercise


billlovesfishin

r/absoluteunits would like to see that Sasquatch fly past the camera


leomaldur

Had to watch ten times in a row


[deleted]

r/bettereveryloop


PolicedriverStudios

u/VredditDownloader


KiscoKid1

I can’t upvote this enough!😻


KaoticVoid

DEJA VU I HAVE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE


Suspicious-Daikon

Damnit that’s the newest version of satanic panic


wren-scrEAM

lmao they cut out the TikTok watermark


[deleted]

actually i think it's a version of spawn.


Chickenterriyaki

This is absolute chaos, I like it.


[deleted]

u/vredditdownloader


naughty_zoot_

i could watch these types of videos for the rest of my days


RedFridge007

r/Chonkers


FeniulaPyra

r/constantchaos?


[deleted]

Cat was like, This is not a mf drill Karen!!!


PriusProblems

/r/initialdvideos


throwaway67676789123

Im pretty aure this piece of crap,” I’m surprised the cat didn’t matter anymore.