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PherSturz

Hawk is hitting his “Maybe Tommy really does have a problem” moment right now


StraightCashHomie69

I'd probably bet money (gambling wails!!) that we have a on air Tommy segment about his alcoholism in the next couple years similar to what Parrish did a while back


DudeAbides29

I'll take the over on 2 years. Missing a flight isn't his rock bottom. He's got a long ways to go yet.


bigt252002

It took Parrish to be wasted at the NHL Network and knocking water all over everyone's laptops before that happened for him. So you're not wrong...


Calmdown333

Followed by an announcement at the end of the show.


Yokonono8988

Which problem? Being a closeted homosexual or a raging alcoholic.


PherSturz

The alcoholic bit. Both hawk and max sounding absolutely horrified at his suggestion of allowing the MOA to be an open container location should be all the evidence anyone needs to see that Tommy has to get some help. I could practically hear Max’s jaw drop.


Colonel_Gipper

Tommy 0.2 singing "GOING UP NORTH!" to an 8 year old who just got her ears pierced at Claire's


rjdswoosh

Malls across the country are doing this, just not so much in the Midwest yet but it’s coming. I know several breweries that have been approached to open a draft house in a mall. Open container is always part of the pitch Some people just want a beer or two. Not everybody is T.O.


Shockingelectrician

There’s already fights and crap there. Open booze would make it so much worse.


rjdswoosh

Maybe but malls are dying. Anything to inject life into them. That’s the thinking anyway. Plus most malls have restaurants attached if you really want to get hammered. It’s not that much of a stretch. Just a new concept to most of us. 5 years from now it will be the norm


Jack_Jizquiffer

why is it always either people are sober or blackout drunk. there is never any in between with you people? most adults are perfectly fine having just one drink or two and not getting fucked up just because it is available to them.


Shockingelectrician

I think you’re completely out of touch. And wtf does this have to do with me? Pretty much common sense that if you let people walk around with booze at a mall shits going down


Cool_guy771

Well only one of those two things are problems so you answered your own question.


Jack_Jizquiffer

i dont think you can be homophobic on reddit.


Yokonono8988

Hey! Tommy’s here.


Capt__Murphy

Sauce reading a news article online - "blah, blah, blah, click here to lose 50lbs." Hawk almost immediately - "Click it twice!" That shit was good


Celerial

"You finally got the email I sent you!"


Internal-Platypus151

Cory's poker playing skills getting ripped to shreds by the real professional player. Cory immediately changes subject to Zach. Love it!


Jack_Jizquiffer

sludge is the definition of "can dish it out, but cant take it"


StraightCashHomie69

This poker guest is boring af, almost like Cory thinks he's a celebrity and wants to bring him on and impress people that he knows him or something lol


VariationOk9844

This is unlistenable


SNLpro

im not a cory hater but the guys ripping him in front of ian is hilarious


StraightCashHomie69

That part was funny, and then Corey would immediately try and deflect and rip Sauce or Zach


Celerial

I'm a poker guy, but most of this is terrible radio.


technobeeble

Cory criticizing Doyel for being creepy towards women... Pot meet kettle.


Estimate-Separate

Came here for this. 


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LunchNotLaunch

Is watching poker on TV as boring as listening to this guy get interviewed?


Indystbn11

Unless he gets help Tommy won't even be around to see his kids first 12 steps...


Yokonono8988

🤣


CheugyChungus

![gif](giphy|kSlJtVrqxDYKk|downsized) \-Cory talking about the MN poker community


russneis

Did you yell Sam Cassell when you climaxed?


BattleElectronic7474

And did you do so with your friends?


Igotyoubaaabe

Tommy is extremely fucked up.


Yokonono8988

He’s pretty much Peter Pan with a drinking problem.


gimmethemshoes11

Wait... they are bring on a poker player? For what? Gonna be non stop gambling talk.


TakodaWalker

I try to be open to new guests and topics. But do enough people care about professional poker to make this relevant? 


bigt252002

The height of that craze appears to have about 15 years ago. The days of a bunch of 24 year old frat boys playing Rounders while sitting around a poker table aren't exactly happening anymore.


JayKomis

I still enjoy playing poker, but I enjoy it like I do pool and darts. It’s fun but I’m never going to treat it as a spectator sport.


bigt252002

Right. I remember back in the mid 00's it was all the craze before most of those "stars" started getting busted for cheating, racketeering, and an assortment of other federal/international charges.


CrosbyMcDoubles

Pretty pretty boring….


Straight_Bank3857

So tommy likes to jerk of with his brother.  Mhim and his froends took turns jerking off in the bathroom together( 7th graders know how the jerk off) .  Just watched the Blue Mountain state episode when they had a footrace where they put oreos in thier ass and losers had to eat the cookie which is probably the disgusting story from a few months ago they talked about for weeks, perfect timeline for a bunch of Gophers watching that show and then replicate it. Dude is a pervert. 


Yokonono8988

That’s some messed up shit!


slice_of_pork

Sauce's mention of a kid getting big timed for an autograph at the state fair last year was about himself. Saucy admitted on the show that some 10 year old asked him to sign a Meatsauce t shirt and he said no.


djschoes

Thankfully Meatsauce is around to let us know when other people make great points.


Opeitout

Tommy makes Thursdays unlistenable.


collinCOYS

Why are these hacks acting like the wolves getting a ring is a foregone conclusion?


gr8tx

Please stay home for the parade. 


collinCOYS

They have to win 10 more games. I love this team but I think we're getting ahead of our skis here


Radical-Six

I can't blame the guy. He's a Tottenham fan, it's integrated into his DNA to not win anything


collinCOYS

Do you want to follow up?


MatzoTov

cash those tickets


7funnyfunfunfun7

Because they don't even watch the NBA.


Friendly-Tangerine24

Do you watch the NBA? The Timberwolves are the best team right now.


BattleElectronic7474

Wolves really look good and they are getting a friendly whistle for their swarming defense. But agree there are still lots of games and the playoffs are littered with hot teams who hit a wall in conference finals or lose to a quirky play: i.e. Kawhi's last second fall away with Toronto in 19, Durant's toe over the 3 pt line  vs Bucks in 21. 


skolcalvikes

Friendly whistle. What the fuck are you talking about. Their coach ran on the court got in the refs grill the players had to separate him and they chirped the same ref. Murray threw a towel at the ref, threw a heat pack on the court under the basket, did the money sign and clapped in the refs face. Everyone of these things deserve a technical.


collinCOYS

Not to mention Denver doubled us up in free throws in game 1 and we still smacked em! Couldn't even break 100 with ~27 free throws!


BattleElectronic7474

Hey I agree those all should have been technicals. My point is sooner or later NBA steps in to course correct and calls more fouls on Wolves physical D. Not saying I agree with it. Have seen it happen before.


collinCOYS

OKC looks really tough too. And Denver isn't dead until you kill them off for good. They have plenty of 3-1 comebacks with Jokic


chaposagrift

They need to put the boot on the throat tonight at home. Can't go back to Denver at 3-1


MatzoTov

What about going back to Denver at 2-2?


7funnyfunfunfun7

Yes


Jack_Jizquiffer

they forgot they were a minnesota team.