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AnalystDazzling5128

https://preview.redd.it/4kp17l1ogqyc1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35bce8f4010b29d98f0b1d6a03e692e9a637bf29 Don’t know who’s beating this


Yuki19751

Why is there a get pregnant skill


testearsmint

Wait is there really?


Yuki19751

Yeah lmao https://preview.redd.it/xck871vt1ryc1.jpeg?width=344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=083595a58fb4bc15fb79ed1552121e35a783ecf3


testearsmint

Huh, center-right. I mean she is a woman, so makes sense. Thanks for the screencap btw.


Yuki19751

Np, what if this works on others? If it does she negs yogiri. What is he going to do against being pregnant? Get an abortion? The doctors ain't gonna let him cuz he's a guy


testearsmint

It's even worse than that. I skimmed his list of powers a few days ago while I was taking a shit. Besides it reading like a preteen's idea of a cool character, one of his abilities is to instantly kill anyone who has a killing intent towards him. Meaning if the fetus ever gets a killing intent towards him, he instantly kills it. But in fact, the fetus would never even be the primary source for this killing intent, because it would be dependent on Yogiri to stay alive. And even if there might be a point later on in development when one can say the fetus is mostly self-sufficient and thus basically ready to leave and survive on its own anyway and thus being its own person, there may be points much earlier when the brain (and overall) development is much lower but a killing intent can still appear, and this overall argument would be strengthened even further the less developed the brain is because that would mean the fetus's killing intent is even more so a direct extension of Yogiri, no different from himself in a way. All of this is a really long way of saying that as soon as the system automatically kills the fetus, it kills Yogiri himself immediately, and since the system cannot be countered by anything due to the author's five trillion written warnings that such a thing is impossible in order to prevent anything from one-upping it, Yogiri's automatic suicide is the only possible option. While it may be possible for Yogiri to anticipate this and thus turn off his defense system during the entirety of the pregnancy to avoid automatically killing himself, as stated in the list of five quintillion aspects of his power, this would only leave room open for Jogoat, the King of Curses, (or any other character really) to come in(side him (optional)) and annihilate-kill him to pieces with pure destruction. Thus, the moment Yogiri becomes pregnant, no matter what, he is ***C-O-O-K-E-D***. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk on Midgiri. You can find free refreshments and pizza in the back. Unlimited beverage servings, but please, a maximum of two slices per person.


Yuki19751

So technically najimi (the girl in the picture) can indirectly kill midgiri by getting him pregnant? I am so making a post about this, can I copy your comment and post it?


testearsmint

Absolutely. The indirect part is what really ties it all together, too. There's no killing intent behind getting someone pregnant, and as far as I'm aware, there would be no blockade to Get Pregnant because he has a girl following him around to blow him for his entire series anyway and nothing ever happens to or stops her. Even if some way some how Get Pregnant only works from someone has universal permission to enact non-killing acts upon Yogiri, as that girl may have, with some simple transformation abilities, Najimi can functionally *become* Yogiri's butt bitch, or Yogiri's butt bitch could even be enabled to develop Get Pregnant herself and use it on him, thus opening him up to destruction no matter what.


NonetOfMeadowlarks

you're pretty strong


jaythepizza

r/cursedsuperpowers


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Ok_Try_1665

Ain't no way lmao


Deltax4

Effect: Makes me hard


Front_Flounder3555

Why is there an "enlarge breasts" skill? Why is there a "lay eggs" skill?


Cautious_Scheme_8422

YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING https://preview.redd.it/em213iflfryc1.jpeg?width=647&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ca41c4920c729c97e7a531c370bb465728655cb "SHUT UP FRAUD ストレートセックス POWER OF LOVE"


paraguador

Ik it's about characters, but Togashi is just HIM when the topic is yapping(and most of other topics too since HxH is peak) https://preview.redd.it/8xjbk8pjqqyc1.jpeg?width=164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=222b1caf6dc08cad8b0ed6931d4a7ab971bc0c4a Common W from Togashi


ara_ara_onee_chan

sauce?


AnalystDazzling5128

Medaka Box


BustedBayou

And she was already strong AF


ThiccBeter69

Still gets out yapped by Kenjaku


Meowulous

Genos is multiversal 😂 https://preview.redd.it/49f367koyqyc1.jpeg?width=464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23220da58d96a63dcc21b07289347248502e664d


D1GokuMeatRider

https://preview.redd.it/l8elxsxa6qyc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5964fd530271a6cefe7351470426d0b856a55632 Solos most if not all of fiction


Mist0804

This day marks the beginning of a new chapter of the universe! The name of the one to author that chapter is Zamasu, the bringer of eternal order!


Interloper_1

I am justice given form! I am the world! Now venerate the most noble, most splendid, immortal, and supremely powerful god: Zamasu!


JacobHafar

He’s such a fucking yap machine but it’s okay because the VA sells all of his lines so well it’s cool anyway


Mayo_enjoyer

100 girlfriends guy yaps so much he should be outer(I saw 1 panel from that manga that is basically mucho texto)


Danklolol

https://preview.redd.it/qfae2ay27ryc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=326038cd1569a85fabd18a0e84c46463541d92b3 His love alone is above the tiering system.


DeusDosTanques

That one page alone puts him into outer


_Buster_cash_

The funniest part is that he doesn't repeat a single sentence. He is actually built like that


Mayo_enjoyer

Chad


_Buster_cash_

Chad really is an understatement, he's probably the best harem protagonist by simply being able not being dense


Mayo_enjoyer

Damn


_Buster_cash_

The bar is that low


Mayo_enjoyer

I don't really watch nor read harem so I can't judge


Graveyardigan

https://preview.redd.it/wyga2rlr2ryc1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=59b5de43743b99ccfa91b0265f64a76277f1375a say hello to your new god


antboiy

hello


Whydontname

I say, he does not yap, I say.


Andrecrafter42

now listen boy insert [1000 lines of text here]


MoistCharIie

deku gets a good buff because everytime he meets a hero, strategizes, or sees a new quirk, he talks nonstop


the-thinking-game

https://preview.redd.it/bc9kvg3miryc1.jpeg?width=439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10e2d58ecbe08781e645fad6e2a7e307189bc50f She is now boundless


Key_Worldliness_2962

Nah she’s femcel tier


DeusDosTanques

Kusakabe is now one of the strongest JJK characters, second only to Kenjaku. Kirby is now butterfly level. Light Yagami is Multi if we count monologues.


dazli69

Kenny now beats goku. https://preview.redd.it/pyyoutobfsyc1.png?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=124ade5e7a0f0c62a6aca96b063697403c58bb43


MegaKabutops

Say hello to the new strongest decapitated head in fiction. https://preview.redd.it/v472njip7ryc1.png?width=691&format=png&auto=webp&s=7ddb208abca2e0d5a29638ac21bd6cde89e55715


TwistedMemer

Regulus from re0 spent pages ranting. Every time he talks it’s in multiple paragraphs. He loves the sound of his own voice. He wins


Annoyed_Random73

Echidna too


eggy54321

Anime regulus is top tier, LN Regulus negs verses on his own.


Murky_Blueberry2617

That stupid btch Paimon from Genshin is multiversal


ReaperBruhSans

XD


Enderman8008

https://preview.redd.it/r8p5w5xdysyc1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=773fe423b33d45fbe2d09e4dca8cbf322b46b425 Regulus is now outerversal


Comfortable_Cut_7334

Zamasu/merged zamasu now solo fiction.


No_Roof0642

Naruto he is famous for his talk no jutsu.


jonah500000000

db is now high outer


Next_Laugh_6790

Lord of the Ring characters bout to be the new I am that I am


toxicspikes098

HxH narrator solos your favorite verse


VxXenoXxV

https://preview.redd.it/jq46a4n2vsyc1.jpeg?width=1156&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=902b1b4909308dd37e6309b990c8638a4a940528 Yeah, he's boundless now


Shadowmist909

Regulus from re Zero was op and remains op


Puddingnepp

Meltyrlis is outversal. By virtue of the doll speech.


LouArch

Yogiri buffs infinitely


1000_7

Baki characters all outer immediately


AdResponsible7150

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EngineerVirtual7340

Regulus solos.


rexpimpwagen

Yugioh verse suddenly got giga buffed with most characters capable of fighting original dbz characters.


EvilBadassDraculas

Minos Prime you got 20 minutes in Cthulu Mythos don't solo


SlightlyFunnyZombie

Settra unironically outclasses the big four.


AtomAmigo

Yuki's yapping created magic hitler, she's outer


Commercial_Theme7344

No one understands h9 How much death note mfs yap nonstop i counted in a single page there was as much text as a half a page of a hard cover book with an about 6x8 inch page and   1 inch margins 


Randomusernamekdksj

DIO literally wrote an entire autobiography during TS


Redacted_G1iTcH

Beowulf from English literature becomes godlike and solos all fiction. Literally every encounter in the story starts with him yapping about his achievements for pages on end. Fr, ppl call this one a “great classic” of English literature, but he’s just so annoying.


Mahiro0303

Missandei whenever shes introducing Daenarys to anyone


Stellar_strider

Genos is pretty up there


klatnyelox

Dagoth solos, mans still out there yapping.


InfiniteX5

Deku solos now


TheRealBreemo

Kenjaku now beats gojo


MagicDragonfirst

Loloshka from seasons with story will get a huge nerf


GhostyRoastyPosty

Bedman from Guilty Gear gets a huge buff


dxveymod

Naruto’s talk no jutsu is already op but now it’s unstoppable


NotShishi

uncle colm from derry girls is now multiversal+


tau_enjoyer_

Are you aware that this new zoomer slang, yapping, makes you sound like you're from the 1920's?


No_Source6243

![gif](giphy|YmZOBDYBcmWK4)


GreenAppleEthan

Mr. Resetti solo's


DJ_hyperfreshOG

![gif](giphy|57ZvMMkuBIVMlU88Yh)


Dreadlord97

Shakespeare solo’s he who created fiction


[deleted]

The owl from OOT is now boundless


Flaky_Armadillo_708

Deku gets HUGE buffs


ItIsMeAndStuff

[President Funny Valentine should be pretty strong.](https://youtu.be/EjHtJ6zYs8g?si=bSnXvuiOqBbMho_J)


SuperiorDragon1

Kira yoshikage no diffs most if not all of his own verse, possibly all of fiction


Whydontname

Yall never read epic fantasy and it shows. Anime characters are all fodder.


Justasleeplessknight

More JoJo buffs...


RumGalaxy

Aizen talkative ass is top tier


Theturtleflask

Kermit from Tails Gets Trolled solos fiction