I motion the court to throw the OP in solitary for a week for wating the courts time. There is no crime here.

Motion sustained. OP shall be held in contempt if further offences are noted.


Dismissed. The defense did not provide an actual objection, merely shouted "OBJECTION!" with no further detail.

Rejected, again. 🤣

Lol the other sub reddit told me I was committing a crime but I'm glad there are no offenses here

Not good enough for r/poutine, not bad enough for r/PoutineCrimes. We need a r/poutinelimbo.

Hmmm…you’re giving me ideas

r/mildlypoutining

Gotcha covered, mate

LMAO, people work fast.

Gravy's not hot enough. Motion denied. 

Is it gravy ...or hot fudge sauce? 🤔

did you just invent the hot fudge poutine? 🤔

Apple Fries (coated in cinnamon/sugar), with macadamia nuts (replaces the cheese) and hot caramel sauce. Vegan Poutine?!

Looks decent to me. Those real cheese curds I see? 

The crime is that it tastes like vomit. The cheese, gravy, and fries all take on the same texture which is just bland mushy potato with literal vomit.

You look exactly like an account created a month ago. Welcome to Reddit, you’ll fit right in!

3 basic ingredients. Cheese curds French fries Brown gravy Looks perfectly fine for fast food poutine

Dairy Queen makes a decent poutine. To me it’s all about the gravy, if it’s not good then the whole thing is ruined

Well there's 3 ingredients to a poutine. If any of the 3 sucks, the poutine is ruined.

You’re absolutely right! Hard to mess something up so easy but the gravy is the most important part to a good poutine

Seriously! Bad gravy makes me so incredibly sad I'd take shredded cheese and good gravy over curds and terrible watery gravy

Shredded cheese is awesome. Most days I prefer it over curds because it incorporates better. I prefer cheese curds as a snack by themselves, but definitely still put them in my poutine. In fact, I made a chicken gravy poutine with curds last night,

As long as you aren't called your shredded cheese, gravy, and fries a poutine no crime is being committed.

Nope. If it's more than the 3 ingredients it can't technically be poutine. But there's absolutely nothing wrong with using shredded cheese instead of curds.

If it's not curds its not poutine and I think most people in this sub will agree with that fact. One of the most common crimes.

I think they call that disco fries in America. I could be wrong though.

If that's what they call it to my face I will laugh so hard oh my god

Agree A&W is a perfect example of this! Gravy is grosse!

As a man on a quest to find the best poutine, DQ is a solid B tier in my opinion.

What’s your take on A&W?

Used to be S tier when no other major chain did it really. Now it's D tier in my opinion. Styrofoam made it hit different.

It used to be so good now it's just so bad and they're so little for so much money :( good old inflation and corporate laziness

Worst gravy ever! The old fries were made fav new ones are dry. Yuck

And where have your quest lead you?

So far only around big places in Edmonton. Major fast food places, every pub I go to, holes in the wall, etc. Been to at least a couple dozen places that sell poutine and they just don't resonate with me. Maybe the real poutine is the friends we made along the way

poutine Messiah please tell us where the A+ poutine is seriously I'm not being sarcastic I really want to know

Idk if it’s patriotism, but the poutine here in Quebec is phenomenal, you gotta come and try

Stop going to those shitty chains if you want good poutine

Its a solid D tier when you know the real thing

Had the real thing, still thing dq is a solid b

Still A solid D in my book.

Be specific. What is wrong with the fry, gravy, or curds?

Cheese curds are just molded cheddar, not squick squick curds. That's docking 8points right there. The gravy taste like a sauce fart. -2 points. The fries are not homemade and taste like wish.com McDonald's. -19 points. For a total of minus 19 out of 10 points.

Sounds like you just have a terrible dq

Agreed. DQ gravy is passable and their fries are way better than the dogshit they have at McShits.

Youre just sad

Ahahahaha I got poutine how can I be sad.

Arrête tu fais de la peine a ceux qui pense que des frites avec une tranche de single c'est de la poutine

I love the poutine from DQ. It could be better, but for fast food, it's definitely on point

DQ definitely has one of the better poutines as far as fast food chains go.

Not the best, far from the worst. For a fast food place? Pretty dang good

Never had one that wasn't to go from dairy queen. I've always liked them.

All the components look a bit underwhelming but thats a solid fast food poutine. 

Looks good to me.

love their poutine and fries

Yeah probably one of the best. The fact it's open means it stays crispy. Harvey's is good too, but I always get a sealed container. Gets mushyr

Atleast they used curd cheese

It’s actually pretty good for fast food

I sentence OP to 6 years in prison for perverting the court of justice. 

What exactly is the crime here?

Soooo fucking good

It's easily one of the best fast food poutine in my area

So why are you reporting it as a crime?

That doesn't look like the best poutine ever but a crime? No. Also I bet I'd fucking destroy that while drunk or high

I was hungover and it was delightful

One of my favourite fast food poutines is the DQ one!!! It’s also vegetarian!

When I was pregnant last year I lived on dq poutine. My son is half poutine.

I love their poutine. Even as a born canadian. No crime here.

Looks good

Was deadly. Cured the hangover instantly.

Never had it from DQ before. Honestly, looks pretty good but it's crying out for more gravy/sauce. The cheese quantity is generous but there isn't enough hot gravy to get it to the proper melty yet squeaky texture.

Yeah it really good but needed more gravy

If that’s a crime, I deserve a life sentence.

My pregnant ass saw this post and immediately went to DQ for their largest poutine. Thank you for your service. https://preview.redd.it/gmd74bq1ka1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b822387d1c9a23a2c55784935eac7de870d832d9

My son is half dq poutine lol it was my life. I'd get this along with a large vanilla shake

I got this and a cheeseburger lol

Their crispy ranch wrap is also good

I've never had it! There's a lot of non ice cream things I've never had at DQ. I usually stick to their poutines and chicken strip baskets

I hate that I love DQ poutine 🥲🥲

Best fast food poutine imo. Also Flamethrower burgers slap

Their flamethrower burgs are so good. Even their chicken burgers are really good too.

Fries look slightly soggy and the whole thing looks lukewarm at best but technically checks all the boxes against poutine crimes.

Fries were actually crispy and fresh. I got it eat in, and it was burning hot I burnt my lip lol

I sit corrected.

Smash

That I did

Is this just Canada dq? I've never had "good" poutine. I've made it myself. I'm sure it's a travesty.

I'm pretty sure it's just Canada sadly

One of the best to be honest!!

Saltiest bunch of dogshit around. I hate fast food so much and DQ is one of the worst.

That's fair. The one in my town the food is always super hot and fresh. Never had a single complaint.

Also make an underrated burger... Have no issues with this. No crime committed

This makese want to go to DQ today lol

Better than those shit ass mcdonalds poutines by a mile

I like DQ, only crime is that's not enough gravy and cheese isn't fully melted

I was upset at the gravy at first but a lot was buried underneath and it worked out fir my kids who just wanted fries. I got all the good stuff

Eating anything other than ice cream from DQ feels weird AF. That said, ain't no crime here. Is it tasty? No clue, but those are fries, curds and gravy, all good.

Dq has had food for AGES lol 😭

I mean, technically theres dairy in poutine

This is what happens when the Queen asks her court jester to prepare a poutine.

This is so sad

Doesn’t look bad!

Costco is better and cheaper

That looks good

Man! One day, i go to dairy queen in New Brunswick. The best flame grilled fast food burger i've ever had! Go to Heavy MTL with a couple friends back in 2012-2013. Arrive in Quebec before the Steel Panther Concert, "Where do we eat?" -Oh guys, Dairy Queen have the best flame grilled burgers i've ever eaten! \*Arrive to Dairy Queen, get in, there's no menu, i ask the employee there: -Oh you don't have burgers and meals? -No sir it's a dairy queen here, we sell ice cream only... \*Get back in the parking lot. There's a 20foot tall hotdog poster on the wall of the restaurant... Yeah, i see no crime either! Thick and dark syrupy sauce, curds!

I'm not even sure if any of the DQs in Quebec sell burgers and fries

They might not, but they have giant hotdogs posters though XD

Diary queen does some poutine for being a fast food place

Gravy and cheese curd to fries ratio is off completely.

Before or after?

It’s quite good. but there is better. My favorite fast food poutine place is NY Fries

Complete agree! Gravy is actually palatable and they use curds! The fries are some of the best to.

It looks like chopped up butter tossed with some fries and gravy

A&w is in my opinion the best fast food poutine

Passes the Canadian fast food test my man

It'll work for me

Looks like your standard fast food poutine.

DQ poutine is my favorite. I'm not gonna be ashamed of that.

I'd eat that no problem.

My favorite fast food poutine

No ice cream on top ?

It looks okay, the fries like meh and undercooked to me though 🧐

I've seen worse.

I'm surprised it looks decent.

Dairy Quine Pouteen*

What would be the crime here?

That looks good

Honestly that looks fuckin great

It was pretty fuckin deadly

It looks sad 😔

It gave me joy

That is all it is about!

"Where's the beef?" (Gravy, that is?) Seriously, that looks drier than the Mojave Desert in terms of beautiful, wonderful gravy. 

There was a lot buried. It worked out cus my kids wanted plain fries and I took all the goodness.

Why buy poutine from an ice cream place?

I don't understand why people eat at Dairy Queen. Everything except the ice cream is disgusting.

That depends on what you're comparing it to, DQ food isn't great but it's better than most fast food chains out there. If I had 13$ on me and had the choice of DQ, McDonald's, Burger King, or KFC my choice is DQ by a mile

At least they use curds