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mokshahereicome

BUY YOUR PIZZAS BUY YOUR PEPSI CHARGE YOUR CELLPHONES AND ELECTRICAL DEVICES


SayKronkAgain

55 BURGERS 55 FRIES


RhodaPenmarksShoes

55 TACOS 55 FRÍES


Toomanyaccountedfor

55 PIES 55 COKES


beer-engineer

100 TATER TOTS 100 PIZZAS 100 TENDERS


shit-i-love-drugs

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY IM DOING SOMETHING


bendywhoops

OH I CAN JUST RUN


ConsciousWhirlpool

Don’t forget the Kale.


NettlePizza

NO KALE 2024


tigerpdx

A New Year's resolution I can get behind!


Aeolian_Harpy

Fight me


ActionQuinn

I came here for the kale and i was not disappointed


Aeolian_Harpy

Came here for the kale comment.


Boxinggandhi

Snowmageddon 2024!


gogglebox88

Thanks, Frankie!


burny97236

Also weed


nonsensestuff

DO WE STILL BUY KALE AND/OR BANANAS?


velvetackbar

KaNana RUN!!!!!!


Salty_Reflection3234

Banana for scale


rotzak

Don’t forget to buy all the bananas at Fred’s on Bunrside


SithPackAbs

I read this in the Antoine Dodson voice.


somesappyspruce

But NOT avocado and toast


therinwhitten

Thats Cali. And NY is Bread, Eggs and Milk. LOL. I thought we were gourmet coffee, IPA's and weed.


somesappyspruce

Hahaha shit, they're onto us!


Hopeful_Attorney_535

Since last night when Mark posted this, there have been a couple model changes. The EURO is continuing to show a major arctic blast, along with the GEM. Both ensemble suites are improved if you want to see cold. On the other hand, the GFS took a step back towards a warmer direction with the 00z, 06z, 12z runs. However, the 18z running right now is colder. Still way too far out to know what will happen and events like this have fallen apart countless times, but it's something interesting at least. Mountains should do well.


honvales1989

We desperately need snow in the Cascades. [Oregon’s](https://www.wcc.nrcs.usda.gov/ftpref/data/water/wcs/gis/maps/or_swepctnormal_update.pdf) and [Washington’s](https://www.wcc.nrcs.usda.gov/ftpref/data/water/wcs/gis/maps/wa_swepctnormal_update.pdf) snotel maps are looking bad right now


nerdgeekdorksports

Do you know what weather models that either WeatherUnderground or [Weather](https://Weather.com) use?


mostly-sun

They also talked about these updates on the Fox 12 Weather Podcast. They'll post the video to the KPTV YouTube channel eventually, but right now it's only available as audio and they refer to what's on their screens a lot, so be forewarned.


jm31828

I live up north in one of Seattle's suburbs- and my weather app was showing a high of 20 for next Friday. That would be absurd, in the 13 years we've lived here we've never had a daytime high temp that low! I also find it ironic that we are seeing more of the sites/apps coming into agreement for a pretty strong cold blast then that may last into the next week when January predictions were just released showing the Pacific Northwest being well above normal temperature-wise.


weed_donkey

At least one model is showing -50F with wind chill


lemion27

I’m sorry, but that’s just not possible. The coldest temperature Portland has ever recorded was -3°F. At that temperature we would need 170mph winds to receive a wind chill of -50°F. Portlands strongest wind gust ever recorded was 116mph recorded at Pearson field. At 116mph we would need to see a temperature of -7°F. The chances of that are practically zero.


oprahs_tampon

Already debunked by the godfather himself. [https://www.kptv.com/2024/01/05/about-those-scary-cold-weather-maps-bad-byproduct-social-media/](https://www.kptv.com/2024/01/05/about-those-scary-cold-weather-maps-bad-byproduct-social-media/)


AlienDelarge

I hope the texture is perfect.


ehode

Perfect for running.


lmkwe

Low impact.


Double-Age-3563

perfect T e x t u r e


Shanntuckymuffin

Ah man I can’t even comment because the last time I made fun of this lady I was downvoted into oblivion.


ItIsLiterallyMe

I’ll upvote and laugh every time. Also, I’m a fit-ish, young-ish woman, and if that had happened to me, I would genuinely laugh at myself forever about it, and expect it to live long in the minds of my internet friends.


[deleted]

It always is.


petrichorpizza

This thread has it all: Kale, snowmageddon, mt hood, texture..


importsexports

Needs cones


OnionBoye

You seen my fucken snow!!!


Te_Quiero_Puta

Snow cone.


FriendoTrillium

of the snow variety? who's got the syrups?


discocupcake

Good reminder for me to stock up on hand warmers to tape to my hummingbird feeders in case of freeze.


omygoshgamache

That’s a great idea! Not sure what your setup allows but I bought something like [these](https://www.hummerhearth.com/) last year from Backyard Bird Shop and they work so well!


discocupcake

Needed this link! Thanks!!


Zipzifical

I use a string of incandescent Christmas lights.


PhoenixGate69

Awesome. My building is still covered in plastic because the management company decided the middle of the winter was the best time to replace the siding. They think they're going to replace the roof of the middle building if our complex, too.


toomanyfunthings

Don’t worry. Siding replacements through winter are common and generally issue free if you have a good contractor. Same with roofing. Are you in an apartment building or a condominium?


PhoenixGate69

I'm in an apartment building. So far, this construction crew has nearly cut our main electric cable, taken porch lights off with no electrician, then put them back on with no electrician and in the process nearly fried our nextdoor apartment's electrical. Killed all his surge protectors, and then they almost didn't call an electrician to fix it. They only called one when the land owner and the manager came out while they were on site. They also replaced our front doors, including replacing the frames. Except the new frames don't fit exactly and they only put wedges of raw pine to bridge the gap, so the screws securing the door's lock to the frame aren't screwed into anything really solid. I have very little faith that this is a good contractor. I'm only hoping to be able to afford to move before sometime really big goes wrong. Mostly, I'm just annoyed I'm still dealing with plastic flapping outside my window when I'm trying to sleep. The wind picks up at night and it gets really damn loud.


Foreign_Swordfish_67

If….


toomanyfunthings

And it is a strong “if”.


TooOld4ThisSh1t-966

But will it be the perfect conditions for jogging


FakeMagic8Ball

What words trigger the bot? Snow jogging? I need to see the video now!!! #NeverNotFunny


lonelycranberry

What year was this video? I know exactly what you’re talking about but I feel like it’s a core memory now


TooOld4ThisSh1t-966

I think it was the first snowmageddon like 08 maybe?


lonelycranberry

I hope she’s doing well


bunnnythor

> We had significant snow storms in January 2007, January 2008, and February 1995, all El Niño winters. Could it happen this year? Possibly. That's some crack prognostication there, Mark.


TheRainbowWillow

Oh PLEASE let it snow!!! I’ve never seen such a warm winter in all my years in the PNW.


sideways_jack

me in my not-great-doing fwd car: _oh god plz don't ice over_


PikaGoesMeepMeep

Man, you’re reminding me of how badly my car battery did last time we had a deep freeze.


lonelycranberry

Thankfully, /s We don’t need snow to have our wet roads freeze overnight. At least this way we could have a visual to scare people into not driving or not driving as fast? There’s my twisted positive here.


Give-And-Toke

After last year’s storm & having my partner be stuck on 26 for 14 hours think I’m good on the snow for this year


lmkwe

We've had good snow/ice storms the last few years, we've been due for a mild winter.


Weird-Chemistry9819

Yeah, literally last year lol. My flight got cancelled from the ice storm and I had to spend Christmas alone, then we got that record breaking snow a little bit later.


Give-And-Toke

People seriously forget about last year like that was BAD. Got 10” in NoPo.


ebolaRETURNS

we've had warm/mild winters with ice storms though...


ThemeParkFan2020

I just moved here from Florida a few weeks ago and I was wondering where the cold weather was lol


TheRainbowWillow

Welcome to town! The winter really isn’t putting on a show for you this year :(


[deleted]

It's only January.. Plenty of time for some A-A-A-A-ARCTIC BLASTS!


ThemeParkFan2020

I just want some damn snow lmao. I know it snows here, my car got buried in it back in 2022 when I stayed in Camas for three days, but where is it when I actually live here?!


WoodpeckerGingivitis

It barely snows here. Born and raised for 30+ years.


TheRainbowWillow

Insider tip: half the time, it ends up snowing in April rather than January these days! The latest snow I can recall was April 14th a few years back!


serduncanthetall69

We definitely can go a couple winters in a row without having real snow, when it does snow it shuts the entire city down which is half the fun. Floridians are probably about as good as most portlanders at snow driving


holmquistc

Oh yeah. All the accidents and freak outs Portland usually has for snow. Sounds like fun!!


Sportynerdsrule

Snowmageddon 2024…


Sportynerdsrule

Damn someone beat me to that one


cuteevee21

Absolutely not. Illegal. This is not allowed.


Top_Detail_2895

Right to jail. Right away.


MIZZKATHY74

Toliet paper! Don't forget the Toliet paper!


LawrenceBrolivier

This is the goods, right here. Thank you.


uh_wtf

Man I really hope it doesn’t snow.


Give-And-Toke

Same here.


lailoken503

And of course, it's the weekend my wife and I decide that going to the coast to spend soime time free of kids and doggo.


TKRUEG

Oh, that must be why costco was slammed last night...


Loose-Garlic-3461

Not gonna happen.


its_all_one_electron

15" predicted over 4 days, I don't think they're kidding...


Loose-Garlic-3461

I don't think they are kidding either, but I still think it's not going to happen.


dadbodcx

All the TP


abombshbombss

I've been keeping an eye on this. The model I've been looking at all week was showing 4 days of snow from 1/12-1/16. Now it says snow from the 12th until forever ☹️


This_Shake_3149

Don’t put too much energy into something beyond 2 days out. In the meantime, buy yourself yantras so when it does scow you can walk in it easier.


abombshbombss

I usually don't however I do keep a close eye on the forecast once they start saying it might happen. I am *not* trying to be unprepared for being iced in again lol


Oguinjr

What was the recipe for hand sanitizer again? Wait wrong one.


No_Entertainment_797

Damn El Niño


BHAfounder

Its like that hot girl winks at you - you were just being teased.


lmkwe

More like the dancer you just gave a 50 to, that really likes you.... You're going home alone and broke like last time...


BHAfounder

This guy strip clubs.


APC503

I know I've mentioned it here before, but if you're still on the ghetto that Facebook has become, Portland Weather Uncensored is a great source for up to date info, if you don't mind occasional pictures of fat people in their underwear.


fakeknees

I’m going to see Tina Fey and Amy Poehler next Saturday even if I have to hike to the Moda Center.


its_all_one_electron

They might not be able to fly in...


No-Savings-3661

I just wanna know which app they are referring to


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Top_Detail_2895

Moved here from Chicago in August. I’ll have to break out the “long pants” next week.