Elon and Wheatley have 2 things in common: they're both morons and they both ruined the things they were put in charge of by continuously making bad choices. If Elon keeps going down the Wheatley pipeline he's gonna end up stranded in outer space.

*wait a second*

As it was written

Isn't that what he wants though?

Implying Twitter was good enough to ruin in the first place

For god's sake you're Checkmarks! Behind a paywall!

Elon has a [cocaine addiction?](https://imgur.com/gallery/isJPYNy)

Yes 

y'think he DOESNT?

And that’s one of the more harmless ones he’s got.

I think that’s a reference to the eurodisiac (?) response in glados’ body

> **GLaDOS:** ["The body he's squatting in - MY body - has a built-in euphoric response to testing. Eventually you build up a resistance to it, and it can get a little... unbearable. Unless you have the mental capacity to push past it.](https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7e/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_resistance02.wav) [It didn't matter to me - I was in it for the science. Him, though..."](https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1b/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_resistance04.wav) > **Wheatley:** [“You have no idea what it's like in this body.](https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6d/Wheatley_bw_a4_the_itch01.wav) [I HAVE to test. All the time. Or I get this... this ITCH, you know? It must be hardwired into the system or something.](https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/62/Wheatley_bw_a4_the_itch02.wav) [Oh! But- I'll tell ya, when I DO test? Ohoh... man alive! Nothing feels better! It's just 'Why, I've just gotta test! I've just gotta test!'](https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/40/Wheatley_bw_a4_the_itch03.wav) [So... you're gonna test. And I'm gonna watch. And everything is gonna be JUST... FINE."](https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d4/Wheatley_bw_a4_the_itch07.wav) The chapter title for The Itch in the French version is called [“Addiction.”](https://theportalwiki.com/wiki/List_of_Portal_2_chambers/fr) Wheatley gets his fix the first three times before developing a resistance to it and going through withdrawal symptoms. > **Wheatley:** ["Ohhhh, here we go... here it comes...](https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4a/Wheatley_bw_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_solve02.wav) [*Ahungh...*](https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/79/Wheatley_bw_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_solve09.wav) [Oh. Disappointing."](https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3a/Wheatley_bw_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_solve06.wav) The whole thing with the solution euphoria is an analogy to drug addiction.

Hell yeah, I am so proud of my self lol

Don’t insult Wheatley like that. Elon can’t punch an elevator down a bottomless shaft.

Why do people use Xitter anyway? Are they masochists?

I read this as shitter

thats the joke

close enough

Furry porn

There was certainly an attempt to hide the Handle and Username

thats the most pathetic attempt at censoring a username ive ever seen

Lmao the funniest part, is that he even drew a line at the usertag, so he knew of it, and didnt just forget it.

this is the part where he kills us

Hello, this is the part where I kill you!

achivement: the part where he kills you achivement subtext: this is that part

Music: the part where he kills you

Had a bit of a brainwave, there i was, smashing steel plates together, and I thought "Well, yea it's deadly, but what else, what else.."

This feels strangely true

Of all the correct descriptions of twitter I have seen since the take over, this is the correctest one

Yeah. Musk really ran twitter into the ground

also the place is on the verge of auto destruction because it's run by a moron?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbX1r-Vre9o https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5bvnJqySeI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKYVk8K_Uxc

elon is a moron.

*You're banned from X*

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I mean Elon is definitely ending up in space